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Date: 09/26/11 02:15 PM

39 Responses to Bridal Party Poses For Photo, Sinks Dock [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of 3MM@
    3MM@ Female 13-17
    256 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    Link: Bridal Party Poses For Photo, Sinks Dock - Oh the maritime-themed jokes these photos will generate.
  2. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    Why is this here.
  3. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    Maritime jokes? Try this on for size:

    Lose some weight you cow.

    er, you *sea-*cow.
  4. Profile photo of Grendel
    Grendel Male 40-49
    5877 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    Great attitude and great memory.
  5. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    They shouldn`t have let those whales on that dock. It`s got to have a weight limit somewhere under 6 tons.
  6. Profile photo of VAJENGA
    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 2:25 pm
    That would have to be the Haagen-Daas wedding I presume?
  7. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2508 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    Who didn`t see this poo coming?
  8. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    ** Later that evening ****
    Old man walks out with his fishing pole...
    "What the $%@!% happened to my dock?"
  9. Profile photo of Selous
    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 2:56 pm
    some big girls out there
  10. Profile photo of MrHoobToYou
    MrHoobToYou Male 40-49
    405 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 3:05 pm
    Drinking too much Old Milwaukee will do that to a person.
  11. Profile photo of OhNoFrodo
    OhNoFrodo Male 30-39
    333 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    i`d love to find out what happened when they tried to take the hire dresses and suits back!!
  12. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36201 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 3:55 pm

    No wonder it sank.
    The bride was of `Titanic` propotion.
  13. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 4:05 pm
    You know what`s the really sad part?
    The bride was probably on a diet for 6 months, just to fit in that dress. Now that she`s married, she`s gonna "let herself go"...
  14. Profile photo of YANKmyDOODLE
    YANKmyDOODLE Male 30-39
    771 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 4:08 pm
    fatties
  15. Profile photo of darkmagic14n
    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    @ohnofrodo

    in america, the bridesmaids buy their dresses (see 27 dresses )
  16. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 4:52 pm
    All you can do is laugh... They still seemed to have a good time
  17. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 5:01 pm
    Look at that dock. Cheesy home-made crap built with 2x4 support beams and propped out of the water on discarded ping-pong table legs.
    Stupid Elephant clan thinks it`s a good idea to move the entire Elephant party on cheesy dock to get a picture.
    Wow photographic proof our education system really is failing people.
  18. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 5:27 pm
    @madest

    I thought the same thing when this thread started up on reddit this morning. That is a horribly made dock, and who the hell would be stupid enough to trust it with a bunch of hefty people like that?
  19. Profile photo of OhNoFrodo
    OhNoFrodo Male 30-39
    333 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 5:41 pm
    @darkmagic

    Ahhh o.k thanks for that I hadnt realised...probably because I only saw 27 dresses once and because I was forced to by my now ex

    oh and 100TH POST!!!!!!
  20. Profile photo of dub47
    dub47 Male 18-29
    77 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 6:28 pm
    That`s one huuuge bitch.

    Actually, that`s a lot of huge bitches.
  21. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36201 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 6:29 pm

    @ madest - R O F L M A O !

    I read your comment and all I could hear in my head was Elephant Walk music!

  22. Profile photo of Viking864
    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 7:47 pm
    LMAO
  23. Profile photo of Lillim
    Lillim Female 30-39
    269 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 8:16 pm
    At least they were all good-natured about it. I know far too many people who would`ve let that ruin their entire wedding. Good on them.
  24. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 9:51 pm
    Exactly what I was thinking Lillum
  25. Profile photo of mdgeist
    mdgeist Male 30-39
    151 posts
    September 26, 2011 at 10:56 pm
    Chubbawumba!!!!
  26. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2852 posts
    September 27, 2011 at 1:18 am
    "I read your comment and all I could hear in my head was Elephant Walk music! "

    Holy cow Gerry that took me back, we had the single of this on vinyl when I was a kid.

  27. Profile photo of kcpd2050
    kcpd2050 Male 40-49
    330 posts
    September 27, 2011 at 1:50 am
    She celebrated that close call by eating the entire wedding cake.
  28. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    September 27, 2011 at 2:51 am

  29. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    September 27, 2011 at 3:47 am
    -_-; none of them are fat. i think people are just going out of their way to be stupid
  30. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    September 27, 2011 at 4:26 am
    Seen the vid of that. Also is that man juice coming from that shoe.
  31. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    September 27, 2011 at 7:51 am
    Herd of cattle + One standard dock = Disaster.
  32. Profile photo of theend81
    theend81 Male 30-39
    92 posts
    September 27, 2011 at 9:54 am
    @ dragosal ... really? Come on dude, I don`t think any of those brides maids are I-A-B`ers, you don`t have to kiss their a**.

    The bride and groom
  33. Profile photo of WickedSteak
    WickedSteak Male 18-29
    319 posts
    September 27, 2011 at 10:32 am
    "-_-; none of them are fat. i think people are just going out of their way to be stupid"

    What pictures were you looking at? I see at least 4 fat people.
  34. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    September 27, 2011 at 10:37 am
    nothing a few old milwaukee couldn`t turn into a good laff
  35. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    September 27, 2011 at 3:16 pm
    "haha we are so fat but we have awesome cameras"
  36. Profile photo of mulan182
    mulan182 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    September 28, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    jesus christ people. not everyone can be a stick figure.
  37. Profile photo of tiben36
    tiben36 Male 13-17
    66 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 10:11 am
    it said not over 400 pounds!
  38. Profile photo of Tobunshi
    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 3:42 pm
    There`s nothing wrong with being a little overweight, but you cannot deny that some of them are a bit overweight.
  39. Profile photo of winniety
    winniety Female 18-29
    59 posts
    March 9, 2012 at 12:08 am
    oh,my god
    sink faucet

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