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Date: 09/07/11 10:56 AM

62 Responses to Best 19 Minutes Of Your Day Today…. Guaranteed!

  1. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 10:57 am
    Link: Best 19 Minutes Of Your Day Today.... Guaranteed! - Yay for b( . )( . )bies... On a related note: Does anyone know what the hell is going on here (NSFWish)
  2. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36690 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 11:05 am

    Too long. Didn`t watch.

    The description " (.)(.) " didn`t really interest me that much.
  3. Profile photo of Yawn-Man
    Yawn-Man Male 18-29
    51 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 11:05 am
    Pedobear went to Russia for his holidays it seems.
  4. Profile photo of BonerHorse
    BonerHorse Male 18-29
    2 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 11:07 am
    Some of those girls definitely don`t look 18...
  5. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14626 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 11:17 am
    myheroyaddayaddayadda.

    Nice, but I have other things to do right now can someone post the highlights, please?
  6. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 11:17 am
    Lots of boobies
  7. Profile photo of diylobotomy
    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 11:20 am
    how is watching some douche grab hot Russian boob the best 19 minutes of my day?
  8. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 11:22 am
    ... so he touched 1000 girls boobs, why would you... oh, nevermind, I get it now.
  9. Profile photo of I-See-U
    I-See-U Male 18-29
    354 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 11:22 am
    2 things I learned about Russia:

    1: Friendly people.
    2: Big boobs are scarce.

    1 thing I learned about myself:

    19 minutes of booby touching isn`t enough.
  10. Profile photo of BJH515
    BJH515 Male 18-29
    223 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 11:22 am
    ...But...Why?
  11. Profile photo of DrSunday
    DrSunday Male 18-29
    133 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 11:36 am
    Just read the story. He felt that only worthy humans should touch Overlord Putin, so he set out to touch 1000 sets of boobies before his hands would touch The lord.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 11:40 am
    I dunno,....Am I jealous? Angry? Confused? How was he able to get away with that? It`s just not fair.
  13. Profile photo of SirSparticus
    SirSparticus Male 18-29
    54 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 11:41 am
    Why the frig not
  14. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 11:44 am
    Well, I`m moving to Russia.
  15. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 11:48 am
    I`ve always had a thing for Russian girls. I only lasted a little over 3 minutes, but I watched the rest of the video anyway.
  16. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 11:49 am
    "On a related note: Does anyone know what the hell is going on here"

    It says what`s going on right in the beginning. As for how he just gets away with grabbing boobs, I can`t help ya there.
  17. Profile photo of sethmccary
    sethmccary Male 18-29
    208 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 11:51 am
    Some of the expressions were priceless
  18. Profile photo of jeepjones
    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 12:12 pm
    BEWBS, me likes.
  19. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4911 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    Russia...i`m coming.
  20. Profile photo of HeadiesRusH
    HeadiesRusH Male 18-29
    328 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 1:16 pm
    Who actually watched that entire video?
  21. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 1:33 pm
    Wow.. lets go to russia for the boob grabs. 1000 is a good effort tho
  22. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    Who actually watched that entire video?

    I did, a few of them looked like underage boobies to me, some others were fumy and the triple set at the end was interesting.

    How did he get that many women to agree to this ? I have no clue, but it`s an adventure I`d like to try. :-)
  23. Profile photo of sacramantic
    sacramantic Male 30-39
    159 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    just goes to show you out of 1000 women only a small handful minded...the rest looked like they need some TLC.. Go Russia
  24. Profile photo of onoffonoffon
    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2353 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 1:46 pm
    Shouldn`t it count up by two`s?
  25. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    Actually, that wasn`t the best 19 minutes of my day. That was during the porn I watched earlier, but nice tr... dammit...
  26. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    995 please and thank you.
  27. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 1:58 pm
    Genius. Effing brilliant.
  28. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 2:08 pm
    The amount of girls who seem ok until he`s about a millimeter from their boobs when they freak out is what astounds me. I mean, where did they think his hands were going?
  29. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 2:44 pm
    ahh so dratin` jealous...



    and what`s with spiderman at 142-143?
  30. Profile photo of BBJellyFish
    BBJellyFish Male 18-29
    550 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    lmfoa! its hilarious how u can see how BADLY some of the girls wanted it.
  31. Profile photo of minimullen34
    minimullen34 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    I loved all 1000 handfuls of joy. I am incredibly jealous, and half way through I had to take a break and grab my girlfriends, but it didn`t help.
  32. Profile photo of Klamz
    Klamz Male 18-29
    689 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    From the look of things they were told to copy whatever he did to them, which is why about 1/4 of them put their hands on him as well. The shock of most also denotes they didn`t know what he was going to do. I will say however there are many many of them that just don`t care, mainly because breasts aren`t a big thing in other parts of the world like they are to us. That whole topless beach thing...
  33. Profile photo of Trapper222
    Trapper222 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 4:47 pm
    Is this guy some kind of Russian celebrity or can anyone learn to do this magicalness?
  34. Profile photo of mitha
    mitha Male 18-29
    269 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 4:47 pm
    I want his job :(
  35. Profile photo of whyme73
    whyme73 Male 18-29
    469 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 5:34 pm
    I want his hands.
  36. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 6:50 pm
    whoa a lot of those girls were cute.
  37. Profile photo of Discobiscuit
    Discobiscuit Male 18-29
    542 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 7:00 pm
    982. Mmm
  38. Profile photo of mytbozak
    mytbozak Male 30-39
    489 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 7:09 pm
    stooopid. and he has a popped colar.
  39. Profile photo of Isafan
    Isafan Male 18-29
    243 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 8:00 pm
    He`s gay
  40. Profile photo of MCMXCIII
    MCMXCIII Male 18-29
    356 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 8:47 pm
    "Hello, can I touch your bewbies?"
  41. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 9:59 pm
    I need to make more time for the little things in life
  42. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 9:59 pm
    So... are Russian girls usually this easy?
  43. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 10:01 pm
    hehehe.... All male posters. Finally we have our own thread
  44. Profile photo of FemBot
    FemBot Female 18-29
    262 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 11:14 pm
    combo breaker
  45. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 11:39 pm
    Holy freaking crap that`s a long video of mammary massage. Pretty good
  46. Profile photo of crackyhoss
    crackyhoss Male 18-29
    254 posts
    September 8, 2011 at 12:03 am
    on a side note, i`m moving to Russia.
  47. Profile photo of ScissorFox
    ScissorFox Male 18-29
    97 posts
    September 8, 2011 at 1:45 am
    Putin has the power!!!!!
  48. Profile photo of hyp3ractv
    hyp3ractv Male 18-29
    2 posts
    September 8, 2011 at 5:05 am
    LMAO I counted 43 potential minors
  49. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    September 8, 2011 at 7:05 am
    That is brodication to your president right there.
  50. Profile photo of frech_fries
    frech_fries Male 18-29
    27 posts
    September 8, 2011 at 7:18 am
    WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?
  51. Profile photo of Chocolatex
    Chocolatex Male 30-39
    84 posts
    September 8, 2011 at 11:20 am
    oh god, can THIS be the new planking???
  52. Profile photo of Unspecified
    Unspecified Male 40-49
    11 posts
    September 8, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    (Limited) back story
  53. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    September 8, 2011 at 3:19 pm
    Yay sexual assault.
  54. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    September 8, 2011 at 4:08 pm
    Someone wanna do this for Obama, or do you think he doesn`t need it?
  55. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    September 8, 2011 at 10:25 pm
    im rushin to russia
  56. Profile photo of maddux32
    maddux32 Male 30-39
    926 posts
    September 9, 2011 at 12:56 am
    What I learned from this...most women won`t care if grab their boobs unexpectedly....with purpose.
  57. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    September 9, 2011 at 1:49 am
    Try this in the UK you would end up with black eyes, broken bones, a face full of pepper spray and a bunch of restraining orders.
  58. Profile photo of ImaComputer
    ImaComputer Male 18-29
    286 posts
    September 9, 2011 at 11:27 am
    Makes me miss my Russian ex....
  59. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    September 9, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    Ok, this would only make me happy if I`D been the one feeling the boobies... none were exposed that I saw (no, I didn`t watch all 19 mins) so this was a huge waste of time.
  60. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    September 9, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    ... but having read a bit of the back story I do admire the mans dedication to his purpose!
  61. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    September 9, 2011 at 5:08 pm
    Well...clearly a lot of them knew what to expect, so to those at least he must have said something before filming.
    Some spell, or incantation, maybe.

    Is he a magician?
  62. Profile photo of fgreatwest
    fgreatwest Male 30-39
    102 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 4:46 pm
    In America, you`d be arrested for sexual assult for doing that. I think I should move to Russia.

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