Android Has A New App: Is My Son Gay? [Pic+]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 5 years ago in Tech

20 questions to know more about your son. After this test you"ll have the proven answer to that lingering question...
There are 39 comments:
Male 2,790
nope, not gay
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Male 17,512
Gerry: Chastity errr, Chaz Bono isn`t gay she`s err he`s trans-gender, big difference.
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Male 38,478

@ Dixxy - your mother and Cher have something in common then
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Female 2,674
I just answered the questions, and I think I`m a gay son. Oh sh*t, my mom is going to be pissed.
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Male 10,855
@CrakrJak


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Male 153
So what happens after you find out? App?
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Male 3,475
He might be. He has been in prison for five years now.
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Male 2,860

Question 3. Does your son have anal sex with other boys? If he does it`s possbile he is homosexual.

Also, what davymid said.
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Male 1,045
@Davymid

^this
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Male 17,512
davymid: Your trolling is not very good, Keep your day job.
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Male 12,138
I`ve got a better Q.1:

1. Is your son an anti-gay, right-wing conservative Christian preacher?

Based on past experience, that means he definitely takes it up the arse. Probably from rent-boys.

Of course, that`s because "the Devil made him do it".
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Male 4,902
Product brought to you by the Bachmanns
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Female 379
Justin - It`s stereotypical by saying that if they`re gay, they`ll care about their clothing, hate sports, etc. It also seems to think that being gay or not is influenced by how the parents treat him.
The only thing that makes a man gay or straight is if he likes dudes or chicks. Not if he likes divas, not if he has piercings, not if the dad is absent. There are straight men I know who like musicals (yes, they are straight, they don`t come from a background where they would have to hide it if they were gay).
All in all, if you have to do an app test to see if your son is gay or not, you`re probably a terrible parent.
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Male 14,832
1. Does he like to dress up nicely? No
1b. Does he pay close attention to his outfits and brand names? No
2. Does he like football? No
3. Before he was born did you wish he would be a girl? No
4. Has he ever gotten into or participated in a fight? Yes, big time.
5. Does he read sports magazines? No
6. Does he have a best friend? Yes
7. Does he like team sports? No
8. Is he prudish/modest? No
9. Does he like diva singers? No
10. Does he spend a long time in the bathroom? Only if horny
11. Does he have a tongue, nose or ear piercing? No
12. Does he spend time getting ready before being seen in public? No
13. Have you asked yourself questions about your son`s sexual orientation? No
14. Are you divorced? No
15. Does he like musical comedies? NO
16. Has he introduced you to a girlfriend ever? Yes
17. Is the father (you) very strict or authoritarian with his son? Yes
18. In your family is the father absent? No
19. Wa
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Male 1,595
Bwahaha, I`d get it if it didn`t cost anything.

It`s not offensive to anyone unless you think it is.

Which is a false statement.

Figure that one out.
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Male 1,582
It`s neither offensive or stereotypical. To say that it stereotypes, or is offensive, is to say that you see a difference between gay people and straight people, and feel that everything needs to be censored. If there truly is no difference between straight and gay, then you have every right to make an app like this. It`s not gay bashing, it`s hurtful, and it`s not offensive. It`s simply informative.
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Male 734
I took the test. When I finished, the app gave me a rating of "FABULOUS!"
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Male 506
Question 1: Is your son sexually attracted to boys or girls?
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Male 15,510
That is ridiculous, that is what your gaydar is for
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Male 10,440
Wow. What a horrible post describing an even worse "product".

People actually *buy* this crap? I find that the most offensive.
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Male 38,478

damn character limit

20. Is he close to his father?

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Male 38,478
Save the $2.70 people, here are the 20 questions:

1. Does he like to dress up nicely? Does he pay close attention to his outfits and brand names?
2. Does he like football?
3. Before he was born did you wish he would be a girl?
4. Has he ever gotten into or participated in a fight?
5. Does he read sports magazines?
6. Does he have a best friend
7. Does he like team sports?
8. Is he prudish/modest?
9. Does he like diva singers?
10. Does he spend a long time in the bathroom
11. Does he have a tongue, nose or ear piercing
12. Does he spend time getting ready before being en in public?
13. Have you asked yourself questions about your on`s sexual orientation?
14. Are you divorced?
15. Does he like musical comedies?
16. Has he introduced you to a girlfriend ever?
17. Is the father (you) very strict or authoritarian with his son?
18. In your family is the father absent?
19. Was he shy as a child?
20. Is he
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Male 5,194
"Son, are you gay?"
"Yes."
DONE.
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Male 12,365
Some of those questions might have been of some use maybe 50 years ago, and that`s being generous.

The app should give the same result regardless of the answers - a figure laughing, pointing at the user and saying "Thanks for the money you`ve just wasted!"
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Male 4,431
November_Rai, look down, below, at fancylad`s posts, which precognitively have provided you with the answers you seek.
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Male 2,516
3 bucks for it?! damn
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Male 12,365
[quote]After this test you`ll have the proven answer to a question you might have since maybe a long time.[/quote]

So it`s false advertising as well. You`ll have an answer, sure, but it won`t be much more reliable than rolling a dice and saying "If it lands on a 1, he`s gay". Proven? No. Not at all.

I can`t think of any good reason for this app to exist.
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Male 2,516
haha the questions ...

Norris has the 1 important question, but more importantly why would your mom want to know what you have sex with?

"Son... do you like dick?"
son> "yes... but only when it`s disguised as an SM furry"
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Male 17,512
3 `Gay` posts in a row ? Baiting for readership much there IAB ?
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Male 319
I just want to know the questions.
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Male 4,431
I hope this app is rigged such that it shocks the hell out of anyone who attempts to use it. Damn, man. If you`re so oppressive that you don`t already know if you child is gay, you need to look in the mirror, man, not to your child.
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Male 206
Because nothing will get to the bottom of this question better than a bunch of stereotypes.
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Male 69
When he burps can you smell sperm?
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Male 1,011
I can narrow these 20 questions into 1.

Do you like dick son?
Y = Hes gay N = Hes not
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Female 4,086
so your kid`s gay? are they happy? well adjusted? reasonably successful? healthy?

aren`t those much better questions to ask?
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Male 20,156
19 Was he shy as a child?

20 Is he close to his father?
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Male 20,156
Here are the 20 questions.

1 Does he like to dress nicely? Does he pay close attention to his outfits/brand names?

2 Does he like football?

3 Before he was born did you wish he would be a girl?

4 Has he ever gotten into/participated in a fight?

5 Does he read sports mags?

6 Does he have a best friend?

7 Does he like team sports?

8 Is he prudish/modest?

9 Does he like diva singers?

10 Does he spend a long time in the bathroom?

11 Does he have a tongue, nose or ear piercing?

12 Does he spend time getting ready before being seen in public?

13 Have you asked yourself questions about your son`s sexual orientation?

14 Are you divorced?

15 Does he like musical comedies?

16 Has he introduced you to a girlfriend ever?

17 Is the dad (you) very strict or authoritarian with his son?

18 In your family is the dad absent?

19 Was
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Male 25,416
lame... typical Fancy`s Asst post
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Female 1,780
Link: Android Has A New App: Is My Son Gay? [Pic+] [Rate Link] - 20 questions to know more about your son. After this test you`ll have the proven answer to that lingering question...
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