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Date: 09/29/11 01:49 PM

39 Responses to Android Has A New App: Is My Son Gay? [Pic+]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    Link: Android Has A New App: Is My Son Gay? - 20 questions to know more about your son. After this test you`ll have the proven answer to that lingering question...
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    lame... typical Fancy`s Asst post
  3. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    Here are the 20 questions.

    1 Does he like to dress nicely? Does he pay close attention to his outfits/brand names?

    2 Does he like football?

    3 Before he was born did you wish he would be a girl?

    4 Has he ever gotten into/participated in a fight?

    5 Does he read sports mags?

    6 Does he have a best friend?

    7 Does he like team sports?

    8 Is he prudish/modest?

    9 Does he like diva singers?

    10 Does he spend a long time in the bathroom?

    11 Does he have a tongue, nose or ear piercing?

    12 Does he spend time getting ready before being seen in public?

    13 Have you asked yourself questions about your son`s sexual orientation?

    14 Are you divorced?

    15 Does he like musical comedies?

    16 Has he introduced you to a girlfriend ever?

    17 Is the dad (you) very strict or authoritarian with his son?

    18 In your family is the dad absent?

    19 Was
  4. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    19 Was he shy as a child?

    20 Is he close to his father?
  5. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 2:03 pm
    so your kid`s gay? are they happy? well adjusted? reasonably successful? healthy?

    aren`t those much better questions to ask?
  6. Profile photo of Norris
    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 2:03 pm
    I can narrow these 20 questions into 1.

    Do you like dick son?
    Y = Hes gay N = Hes not
  7. Profile photo of roketamine
    roketamine Male 40-49
    68 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    When he burps can you smell sperm?
  8. Profile photo of MichaelBored
    MichaelBored Male 40-49
    206 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    Because nothing will get to the bottom of this question better than a bunch of stereotypes.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    I hope this app is rigged such that it shocks the hell out of anyone who attempts to use it. Damn, man. If you`re so oppressive that you don`t already know if you child is gay, you need to look in the mirror, man, not to your child.
  10. Profile photo of November_Rai
    November_Rai Male 30-39
    319 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 3:02 pm
    I just want to know the questions.
  11. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    3 `Gay` posts in a row ? Baiting for readership much there IAB ?
  12. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    haha the questions ...

    Norris has the 1 important question, but more importantly why would your mom want to know what you have sex with?

    "Son... do you like dick?"
    son> "yes... but only when it`s disguised as an SM furry"
  13. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    After this test you`ll have the proven answer to a question you might have since maybe a long time.

    So it`s false advertising as well. You`ll have an answer, sure, but it won`t be much more reliable than rolling a dice and saying "If it lands on a 1, he`s gay". Proven? No. Not at all.

    I can`t think of any good reason for this app to exist.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    3 bucks for it?! damn
  15. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 3:18 pm
    November_Rai, look down, below, at fancylad`s posts, which precognitively have provided you with the answers you seek.
  16. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    Some of those questions might have been of some use maybe 50 years ago, and that`s being generous.

    The app should give the same result regardless of the answers - a figure laughing, pointing at the user and saying "Thanks for the money you`ve just wasted!"
  17. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    "Son, are you gay?"
    "Yes."
    DONE.
  18. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36679 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 4:37 pm
    Save the $2.70 people, here are the 20 questions:

    1. Does he like to dress up nicely? Does he pay close attention to his outfits and brand names?
    2. Does he like football?
    3. Before he was born did you wish he would be a girl?
    4. Has he ever gotten into or participated in a fight?
    5. Does he read sports magazines?
    6. Does he have a best friend
    7. Does he like team sports?
    8. Is he prudish/modest?
    9. Does he like diva singers?
    10. Does he spend a long time in the bathroom
    11. Does he have a tongue, nose or ear piercing
    12. Does he spend time getting ready before being en in public?
    13. Have you asked yourself questions about your on`s sexual orientation?
    14. Are you divorced?
    15. Does he like musical comedies?
    16. Has he introduced you to a girlfriend ever?
    17. Is the father (you) very strict or authoritarian with his son?
    18. In your family is the father absent?
    19. Was he shy as a child?
    20. Is he
  19. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36679 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 4:37 pm

    damn character limit

    20. Is he close to his father?

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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 5:08 pm
    Wow. What a horrible post describing an even worse "product".

    People actually *buy* this crap? I find that the most offensive.
  21. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 6:29 pm
    That is ridiculous, that is what your gaydar is for
  22. Profile photo of Ruffiana
    Ruffiana Male 30-39
    506 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 6:35 pm
    Question 1: Is your son sexually attracted to boys or girls?
  23. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 6:38 pm
    I took the test. When I finished, the app gave me a rating of "FABULOUS!"
  24. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 6:54 pm
    It`s neither offensive or stereotypical. To say that it stereotypes, or is offensive, is to say that you see a difference between gay people and straight people, and feel that everything needs to be censored. If there truly is no difference between straight and gay, then you have every right to make an app like this. It`s not gay bashing, it`s hurtful, and it`s not offensive. It`s simply informative.
  25. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 7:09 pm
    Bwahaha, I`d get it if it didn`t cost anything.

    It`s not offensive to anyone unless you think it is.

    Which is a false statement.

    Figure that one out.
  26. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14625 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 7:40 pm
    1. Does he like to dress up nicely? No
    1b. Does he pay close attention to his outfits and brand names? No
    2. Does he like football? No
    3. Before he was born did you wish he would be a girl? No
    4. Has he ever gotten into or participated in a fight? Yes, big time.
    5. Does he read sports magazines? No
    6. Does he have a best friend? Yes
    7. Does he like team sports? No
    8. Is he prudish/modest? No
    9. Does he like diva singers? No
    10. Does he spend a long time in the bathroom? Only if horny
    11. Does he have a tongue, nose or ear piercing? No
    12. Does he spend time getting ready before being seen in public? No
    13. Have you asked yourself questions about your son`s sexual orientation? No
    14. Are you divorced? No
    15. Does he like musical comedies? NO
    16. Has he introduced you to a girlfriend ever? Yes
    17. Is the father (you) very strict or authoritarian with his son? Yes
    18. In your family is the father absent? No
    19. Wa
  27. Profile photo of Serpentchick
    Serpentchick Female 18-29
    379 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 11:03 pm
    Justin - It`s stereotypical by saying that if they`re gay, they`ll care about their clothing, hate sports, etc. It also seems to think that being gay or not is influenced by how the parents treat him.
    The only thing that makes a man gay or straight is if he likes dudes or chicks. Not if he likes divas, not if he has piercings, not if the dad is absent. There are straight men I know who like musicals (yes, they are straight, they don`t come from a background where they would have to hide it if they were gay).
    All in all, if you have to do an app test to see if your son is gay or not, you`re probably a terrible parent.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 11:18 pm
    Product brought to you by the Bachmanns
  29. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 12:26 am
    I`ve got a better Q.1:

    1. Is your son an anti-gay, right-wing conservative Christian preacher?

    Based on past experience, that means he definitely takes it up the arse. Probably from rent-boys.

    Of course, that`s because "the Devil made him do it".
  30. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 1:35 am
    davymid: Your trolling is not very good, Keep your day job.
  31. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 2:11 am
    @Davymid

    ^this
  32. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 4:37 am

    Question 3. Does your son have anal sex with other boys? If he does it`s possbile he is homosexual.

    Also, what davymid said.
  33. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 4:56 am
    He might be. He has been in prison for five years now.
  34. Profile photo of Aints
    Aints Male 18-29
    153 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 6:29 am
    So what happens after you find out? App?
  35. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 6:36 am
    @CrakrJak


  36. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 8:23 am
    I just answered the questions, and I think I`m a gay son. Oh sh*t, my mom is going to be pissed.
  37. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36679 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 11:40 am

    @ Dixxy - your mother and Cher have something in common then
  38. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    Gerry: Chastity errr, Chaz Bono isn`t gay she`s err he`s trans-gender, big difference.
  39. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    October 1, 2011 at 8:41 am
    nope, not gay

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