And They Say Cats Can`t Be Trained

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago Misc

This video is for all you out there who think cats are selfish dicks.
There are 39 comments:
Male 3,364
pmarren, haven`t heard from you in a long time. How was prison?
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Male 2,592
it`s purr/eating!!
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Male 4,594
I killed four cats this last week. I skin them and quarter them for my friends who like to go Muskie fishing up in Northern Minnesota... The cat meat makes great Muskie bait.

Cats = Suck
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Male 3,076
Awww yeah! cats are gonna rul the world soon.
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Male 1,595
@Fatninja

No, my bigger cat helps with the laundry, (she gathers the dirty clothes into a pile.)

She also likes cartoons, too.
Tom and Jerry in particular.
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Female 24
I can feel those little paws on my hands c:
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Male 25,416
diylobotomy - sounds like you have a dog. Are you sure its a cat or a dog in disguise
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Male 6,737
I refuse to believe.
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Male 639
Wow! Now all I need to do is buy a cat, train it for several months and then I can get it to tap my hand with its paw. I`ll be the most popular kid in school.
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Male 1,832
My cat plays fetch and watches cartoons :)
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Male 5,094
edana42, from Wikipedia:

[quote]Scottish Folds can be either long- or short-haired, and they may have nearly any coat colour or combination of colours (including white) except pointed colours.[/quote]

To explain, pointed coloration is the typical "siamese coloration", darker face, stockings and tail.
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Male 1,646
Cats can learn just as many tricks as dogs, and even cooler ones. It`s just knowing how to train them.
Can your dog shi/t in the toilet and play fetch?
My cat can do both.
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Female 407
Mistdragon: You have a lovely kitty! =^.^= She`s very well trained and so pretty! My kitties only know how to be furniture decorations and dicks when they`re hungry. :`(
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Female 23
Here`s my kitty doing tricks too :D
MEow!!
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Female 2,509
does anyone know what kind of cat this is? Some say a scottish fold. I have only seen theses kind of markings on "asian cats". Scottish folds dont have these kind.
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Male 1,364
kawai ^^
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Female 4,086
that`s a dog in a cat costume
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Female 209
Leave it to the Asians and a Scottish Fold.
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Male 3,472
My favorite personal saying regarding felines is,
"Nuthin` friendlier than a hungry cat."
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Male 1,229
I still think cats are selfish dicks.
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Male 8
Heh, the difference between training cats and dogs do that stuff to please the alpha(you) and treats are just used to tell him you`re pleased. With cats, you buy the performance and god forbid if you won`t pay.. They`ll sulk and blacklist you from performances for quite a while. But yeah, cats are easier once they understand that they get the treat when they do what they`re told.
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Male 342
If he gets this wrong, kitty doens`t eat today!
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Male 5,094
Actually, a documentary I saw about training animals claimed that cats were easier to train than dogs.
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Male 144
yeah sloppy1 lets snake that food using cats!
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Male 75
@patchouly Unless you starve them. I`ve never done that!!!...
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Male 37,888

The cat has trained the man.
The guy learned to make gestures before his cat
did it`s normal stuff and make it look like he
trained him.

or as the jaded generations say... FAKE
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Male 267
Cats are still evil, and should be used to snake food!
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Male 25,416
yay... 5 cats is back!
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Male 4,746
Cats are easily trained. I`ve trained them to jump through hoops, play dead, shake a paw. They respond better to attention than food rewards.
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Male 2,841
Today they take over our kittehs, tomorrow the world!
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Male 217
Where is pmarren when you need him?
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Male 5,005
Wellcome back 5cats.
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Male 5,005
Awww he was purring to, you can clearly hear the purr purr sound when he start to eat.
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Male 36,388
Hooray for kittehs!

I am not gone btw! My computer `sploded! I got out my old one, but need a new one asap!

Donations accepted!

My old one? 2000 AMD Duron running Win ME, ie6 and little else (since I cannot update anything as WinME is no longer supported)

I`ll be back! Some day soon, lolz!
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Female 426
Aw That`s a Scottish Fold...and I`m not a cat freak...promise.
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Female 1,478
Cats -are- selfsh dicks, but I love them anyway :D
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Female 1,148
That was so freaking cute. I am now dead.
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Male 934
Neet!
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Male 19,840
Link: And They Say Cats Can`t Be Trained [Rate Link] - This video is for all you out there who think cats are selfish dicks.
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