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Date: 09/10/11 06:24 PM

39 Responses to And They Say Cats Can`t Be Trained

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 5:25 pm
    Link: And They Say Cats Can`t Be Trained - This video is for all you out there who think cats are selfish dicks.
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    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 6:45 pm
    Neet!
  3. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 6:57 pm
    That was so freaking cute. I am now dead.
  4. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 7:44 pm
    Cats -are- selfsh dicks, but I love them anyway :D
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    TheiaRenown Female 18-29
    426 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 8:23 pm
    Aw That`s a Scottish Fold...and I`m not a cat freak...promise.
  6. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 8:48 pm
    Hooray for kittehs!

    I am not gone btw! My computer `sploded! I got out my old one, but need a new one asap!

    Donations accepted!

    My old one? 2000 AMD Duron running Win ME, ie6 and little else (since I cannot update anything as WinME is no longer supported)

    I`ll be back! Some day soon, lolz!
  7. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4916 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 8:51 pm
    Awww he was purring to, you can clearly hear the purr purr sound when he start to eat.
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4916 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 8:53 pm
    Wellcome back 5cats.
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    newbzoorz Male 13-17
    217 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 8:55 pm
    Where is pmarren when you need him?
  10. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 9:01 pm
    Today they take over our kittehs, tomorrow the world!
  11. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 9:25 pm
    Cats are easily trained. I`ve trained them to jump through hoops, play dead, shake a paw. They respond better to attention than food rewards.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 9:50 pm
    yay... 5 cats is back!
  13. Profile photo of Sloppy1
    Sloppy1 Male 18-29
    267 posts
    September 10, 2011 at 11:16 pm
    Cats are still evil, and should be used to snake food!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 12:29 am

    The cat has trained the man.
    The guy learned to make gestures before his cat
    did it`s normal stuff and make it look like he
    trained him.

    or as the jaded generations say... FAKE
  15. Profile photo of Censorship
    Censorship Male 18-29
    75 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 1:28 am
    @patchouly Unless you starve them. I`ve never done that!!!...
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    metalhannes Male 18-29
    144 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 1:31 am
    yeah sloppy1 lets snake that food using cats!
  17. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 3:54 am
    Actually, a documentary I saw about training animals claimed that cats were easier to train than dogs.
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    n0n Male 18-29
    342 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 4:42 am
    If he gets this wrong, kitty doens`t eat today!
  19. Profile photo of blackajack
    blackajack Male 30-39
    8 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 4:51 am
    Heh, the difference between training cats and dogs do that stuff to please the alpha(you) and treats are just used to tell him you`re pleased. With cats, you buy the performance and god forbid if you won`t pay.. They`ll sulk and blacklist you from performances for quite a while. But yeah, cats are easier once they understand that they get the treat when they do what they`re told.
  20. Profile photo of insane_ai
    insane_ai Male 30-39
    823 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 6:03 am
    I still think cats are selfish dicks.
  21. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 6:14 am
    My favorite personal saying regarding felines is,
    "Nuthin` friendlier than a hungry cat."
  22. Profile photo of mynamecandi
    mynamecandi Female 18-29
    209 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 6:54 am
    Leave it to the Asians and a Scottish Fold.
  23. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3883 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 8:01 am
    that`s a dog in a cat costume
  24. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 8:41 am
    kawai ^^
  25. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 8:49 am
    does anyone know what kind of cat this is? Some say a scottish fold. I have only seen theses kind of markings on "asian cats". Scottish folds dont have these kind.
  26. Profile photo of mistdragon
    mistdragon Female 30-39
    23 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 9:04 am
    Here`s my kitty doing tricks too :D
    MEow!!
  27. Profile photo of Jade_Phoenix
    Jade_Phoenix Female 18-29
    407 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 9:10 am
    Mistdragon: You have a lovely kitty! =^.^= She`s very well trained and so pretty! My kitties only know how to be furniture decorations and dicks when they`re hungry. :`(
  28. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 9:43 am
    Cats can learn just as many tricks as dogs, and even cooler ones. It`s just knowing how to train them.
    Can your dog shi/t in the toilet and play fetch?
    My cat can do both.
  29. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 10:07 am
    edana42, from Wikipedia:

    Scottish Folds can be either long- or short-haired, and they may have nearly any coat colour or combination of colours (including white) except pointed colours.

    To explain, pointed coloration is the typical "siamese coloration", darker face, stockings and tail.
  30. Profile photo of diylobotomy
    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 10:13 am
    My cat plays fetch and watches cartoons :)
  31. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 10:30 am
    Wow! Now all I need to do is buy a cat, train it for several months and then I can get it to tap my hand with its paw. I`ll be the most popular kid in school.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 12:06 pm
    I refuse to believe.
  33. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    diylobotomy - sounds like you have a dog. Are you sure its a cat or a dog in disguise
  34. Profile photo of tesspot
    tesspot Female 18-29
    24 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 5:45 pm
    I can feel those little paws on my hands c:
  35. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 7:44 pm
    @Fatninja

    No, my bigger cat helps with the laundry, (she gathers the dirty clothes into a pile.)

    She also likes cartoons, too.
    Tom and Jerry in particular.
  36. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    September 11, 2011 at 11:32 pm
    Awww yeah! cats are gonna rul the world soon.
  37. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    September 12, 2011 at 7:38 am
    I killed four cats this last week. I skin them and quarter them for my friends who like to go Muskie fishing up in Northern Minnesota... The cat meat makes great Muskie bait.

    Cats = Suck
  38. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2591 posts
    September 12, 2011 at 8:11 am
    it`s purr/eating!!
  39. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3362 posts
    September 12, 2011 at 10:41 am
    pmarren, haven`t heard from you in a long time. How was prison?

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