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Date: 09/15/11 08:30 AM

82 Responses to Amish Gangstas: 8 Amish Mugshots [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of orange_panty
    orange_panty Female 18-29
    596 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 8:31 am
    Link: Amish Gangstas: 8 Amish Mugshots - I hope no one takes this the wrong way, but Amish men are... ugly.
  2. Profile photo of nad_skcab
    nad_skcab Male 18-29
    11 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 8:38 am
    Say what you want, they`re not reading this. Their religion and everyone else`s is retarded.
  3. Profile photo of TheiaRenown
    TheiaRenown Female 18-29
    426 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 8:41 am
    ...I really want the stroy behind this.
  4. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3446 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 8:41 am
    They`ll kick your as with that farmer strength. You pussy Nintendo generation.
  5. Profile photo of TheiaRenown
    TheiaRenown Female 18-29
    426 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 8:42 am
    story* Awesome...
  6. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 8:51 am
    Bottom left kinda looks like a ugly James McAvoy.
  7. Profile photo of marcus2
    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 8:52 am
    "Been spendin` most my life living in an Amish paradise..."
  8. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 8:55 am
    ... It`s hard work an sacrifice living in an Amish paradise.

    Looks like I`m taller than all of them. I value that for some reason.
  9. Profile photo of tnaran
    tnaran Male 30-39
    220 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 8:55 am
    Amish Paradise by Weird Al FTW!
  10. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 8:57 am
    they`re not reading this.
    What if someone was to transcribe this thread onto parchment?
  11. Profile photo of Lyannovitch
    Lyannovitch Female 18-29
    262 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 8:57 am
    I really feel like singing the Oompa-Loompa song now...
  12. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 8:58 am
    Not ugly, just have ugly as drat hair cuts and beards.
  13. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 9:00 am
    The chicks are no better. And I agree - with dude - the right haircut and a proper shave does wonders for a man.
  14. Profile photo of motleystew
    motleystew Male 18-29
    48 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 9:11 am
    All they did was refuse to put an orange warning triangle on the back of their buggies. I can`t beleive they were arrested. Amish folks pose no threat to anyone.
  15. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 9:14 am
    Are they the actors for the upcoming movie "The Hobbit"?
  16. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 9:17 am
    I`m quite sure that they`re hobbits.
  17. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 9:17 am
    @Angelmassb,

    Aww man, beaten to it.
  18. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36643 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 9:20 am

    I`m not sure if they`re hipsters or just amish.
  19. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3044 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 9:28 am
    A century of inbreeding is bound to have results like this.
  20. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 9:46 am
    i dont think the amish will be disagreeing here
  21. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 9:52 am
    I`m pretty sure they`re Amish, Gerry. Those clothes look hand-made.
  22. Profile photo of Stardust6702
    Stardust6702 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 10:00 am
    so the idea is that they all want to look like goats?
  23. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36643 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 10:02 am

    The hardest part of amish crime is the get-away after you rob the place.


  24. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 10:16 am
    I wonder how many of them have the last name of Stolfus.
  25. Profile photo of myrtheus
    myrtheus Male 30-39
    228 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 10:23 am
    They`re Amish... I can tell by the pixels.
  26. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 10:38 am
    Amg, dwarves!
  27. Profile photo of TheDillards
    TheDillards Female 30-39
    1 post
    September 15, 2011 at 10:40 am
    I`m from Iowa, we have several amish communities and yes they do pose a big threat if they don`t use the reflective orange triangle. Imagine coming up on one of those black buggies at night on a highway that doesn`t have a triangle, you aren`t going to see them, it`s an accident waiting to happen...it is for their safety as well as our own...I`d rather not run a whole family over with my car.
  28. Profile photo of Cuppsworth
    Cuppsworth Male 13-17
    58 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 10:50 am
    I didn`t know Elijah Wood was Amish.
  29. Profile photo of tobyvictory
    tobyvictory Male 70 & Over
    406 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 10:55 am
    lol @ myrtheus
  30. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 11:02 am
    they`re all midgets.
  31. Profile photo of WickedSteak
    WickedSteak Male 18-29
    319 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 11:12 am
    Hah. Amish people and their shenanigans.
  32. Profile photo of Tjl311
    Tjl311 Male 18-29
    84 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 11:14 am
    "It`s too far for me to jump.."
    "Toss me!"
  33. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 11:15 am
    @myrtheus
    - lol

    these Amish made me lol for some reason
  34. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 11:25 am
    mose, jebadia, and jacob genna mess poo up when they get out
  35. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 12:12 pm
    Why does every one of them look like a serial killer?
  36. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 12:16 pm
    they are amish, they dont believe in violence and make it a point to keep to themselves, what did they do? illegally park their horses?
  37. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36643 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 12:36 pm
  38. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    I suspect a limited gene pool here...
  39. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9235 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    Now I really wanna know what they did to get arrested...
  40. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 12:46 pm
    Not a hottie amongst them. I guess I`ll never be amish


    Also: Am I the only one terribly amused you can pick amish as a religion on Facebook?
  41. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14620 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    @jinxiejae failed to pay a fine for not displaying a safety sign on a buggy.
  42. Profile photo of SharkFreak
    SharkFreak Male 18-29
    71 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    @Swaywithme

    You may never be Amish, but you`ll always be a stuck up bitch! =D
  43. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 1:27 pm
    This amuses me.
  44. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    Are you trying to say you`d go a round with one of them?? Keep in mind- they`ve all been arrested for somethin.
  45. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    Now lets see the amish woman
  46. Profile photo of MightyPeanut
    MightyPeanut Male 30-39
    411 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    Awww...now I`m gonna get busted for stolen goods! Shouldn`t have bought that Maple Syrup...
  47. Profile photo of Golden1
    Golden1 Female 18-29
    123 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    I don`t see the harm in them sending at least one person to cosmetology school. Need to straighten up those bangs.
  48. Profile photo of kissmybim
    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 2:39 pm
    they are all kinda short
  49. Profile photo of sethmccary
    sethmccary Male 18-29
    208 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    ...Livin` in an Amish Paridise...
  50. Profile photo of SharkFreak
    SharkFreak Male 18-29
    71 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 4:31 pm
    @Swaywithme

    No, I would not, as I am not gay. I was, however, referring to the fact that you seem to only care about someone`s appearance.
  51. Profile photo of teq78
    teq78 Male 30-39
    216 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    am i the only one or does someone else think they look like the 7 dwarves, extra points if u can tell who is grumpy
  52. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 4:43 pm
    amish gangstas???

    sounds like cute raccoons, honest politicians, tall midgets, military intelligence, and jumbo shrimp.

    these things just don`t seem to go together.
  53. Profile photo of k8lin
    k8lin Female 18-29
    302 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 4:49 pm
    LOL! @ Stardust6702
  54. Profile photo of Zeegrr60
    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 5:06 pm
    can they not grow a mustache?
  55. Profile photo of Jade_Phoenix
    Jade_Phoenix Female 18-29
    407 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 5:18 pm
    The all look like Hobbit serial rapists. O.o
  56. Profile photo of j12araiza
    j12araiza Male 18-29
    214 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 5:36 pm
    @teq bottem left!? :D
  57. Profile photo of ukulelemike
    ukulelemike Male 40-49
    129 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 5:43 pm
    Dour looking bunch. Anyone know the story behind it?
  58. Profile photo of honkeylips
    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 5:47 pm
    @ukulelemike if they are the same guys they were arrested for fondling some little girls in a store. They were all drugged up and drunk at the time too. Hooray for the Amish.
  59. Profile photo of Viking864
    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 6:53 pm
    TThis is what happens when you attend an Amish B*tchin Butter Milk Kegger!
  60. Profile photo of Sophismata
    Sophismata Male 18-29
    19 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 7:42 pm
    So don`t be vain, and don`t be whiney
    Or else my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney
  61. Profile photo of x13purplesta
    x13purplesta Female 30-39
    235 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 7:44 pm


    They didn`t want to attach safety triangles to their horse buggies. OW, fondling kids, really?! That`s mean.real story
  62. Profile photo of whipplefunk
    whipplefunk Male 30-39
    1044 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 9:12 pm
    The parson will surely watch them burn in hell.
  63. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 9:37 pm
    Oh the shame...
  64. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 9:52 pm
    I`d do the second guy on the bottom row. Just needs a better haircut.
  65. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 9:56 pm
    Ironic, they were given dark Uniforms, but arrested for not using an Orange Triangle.
  66. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 10:23 pm
    they need a new hairdresser, desperatly.
  67. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    September 15, 2011 at 11:35 pm
    i think the bottom four people are the same person.
  68. Profile photo of ChrisMunich
    ChrisMunich Male 18-29
    383 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 12:45 am
    @Sarah; scraping the bottom of the barrel, eh?
  69. Profile photo of ummkay
    ummkay Female 18-29
    16 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 12:50 am
    Dwight Schrute, Dwight Schrute, Dwight Schrute, Dwight Schrute, Dwight Schrute, Dwight Schrute, Dwight Schrute, Dwight Schrute.
  70. Profile photo of Ozmose
    Ozmose Male 30-39
    448 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 2:26 am
    Ahhh. . . Memories.
  71. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 2:55 am
    Wow they are ugly.
  72. Profile photo of MrLill
    MrLill Male 18-29
    371 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 3:57 am
    As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
    I take a look at my wife and realize she`s very plain
    But that`s just perfect for an Amish like me
    You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
    At 4:30 in the morning I`m milkin` cows
    Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
    And I`ve been milkin` and plowin` so long that
    Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
    I`m a man of the land, I`m into discipline
    Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
    But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
    Then tonight we`re gonna party like it`s 1699

    We been spending most our lives
    Living in an Amish paradise
    I`ve churned butter once or twice
    Living in an Amish paradise
    It`s hard work and sacrifice
    Living in an Amish paradise
    We sell quilts at discount price
    Living in an Amish paradise
    -Weird Al
  73. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 4:04 am
    I wonder what they did
  74. Profile photo of massivekiduk
    massivekiduk Male 30-39
    50 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 5:48 am
    They look like metalica`s roadies
  75. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 7:03 am
    Thug life
  76. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 8:27 am
    Milk boot-leggers...
  77. Profile photo of razbitom
    razbitom Male 40-49
    913 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 10:54 am
    are these the guys going to prison for refusing to put slow vehicle placards on their buggies?
  78. Profile photo of Vineland
    Vineland Male 30-39
    10 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 4:32 pm
    Santa will have no toys for the children this Christmas
  79. Profile photo of Moosh
    Moosh Female 18-29
    196 posts
    September 16, 2011 at 9:12 pm
    Do they heat up curlers in a fire then sleep with them on or what?
  80. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    September 17, 2011 at 7:39 am
    @ moosh they always where hats
  81. Profile photo of ExtraCredit
    ExtraCredit Male 50-59
    451 posts
    September 17, 2011 at 7:39 pm
    I didn`t notice at first, but on second glance....

    Don`t the amish accept men 6 feet tall?

    Bunch of ill-tempered Napoleons.
  82. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    November 6, 2011 at 7:30 am
    :D

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