Amish Gangstas: 8 Amish Mugshots [Pic]

Submitted by: orange_panty 6 years ago in Weird

I hope no one takes this the wrong way, but Amish men are... ugly.
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Male 6,737
:D
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Male 453
I didn`t notice at first, but on second glance....

Don`t the amish accept men 6 feet tall?

Bunch of ill-tempered Napoleons.
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Male 450
@ moosh they always where hats
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Female 196
Do they heat up curlers in a fire then sleep with them on or what?
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Male 10
Santa will have no toys for the children this Christmas
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Male 916
are these the guys going to prison for refusing to put slow vehicle placards on their buggies?
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Male 5,624
Milk boot-leggers...
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Male 4,902
Thug life
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Male 50
They look like metalica`s roadies
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Female 322
I wonder what they did
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Male 371
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she`s very plain
But that`s just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I`m milkin` cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I`ve been milkin` and plowin` so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I`m a man of the land, I`m into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we`re gonna party like it`s 1699

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I`ve churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It`s hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise
-Weird Al
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Male 621
Wow they are ugly.
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Male 450
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Female 16
Dwight Schrute, Dwight Schrute, Dwight Schrute, Dwight Schrute, Dwight Schrute, Dwight Schrute, Dwight Schrute, Dwight Schrute.
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Male 383
@Sarah; scraping the bottom of the barrel, eh?
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Male 1,196
i think the bottom four people are the same person.
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Female 4,359
they need a new hairdresser, desperatly.
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Male 3,431
Ironic, they were given dark Uniforms, but arrested for not using an Orange Triangle.
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Female 3,562
I`d do the second guy on the bottom row. Just needs a better haircut.
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Male 1,523
Oh the shame...
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Male 1,151
The parson will surely watch them burn in hell.
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Female 235


They didn`t want to attach safety triangles to their horse buggies. OW, fondling kids, really?! That`s mean.real story
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Male 19
So don`t be vain, and don`t be whiney
Or else my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney
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Male 1,449
TThis is what happens when you attend an Amish B*tchin Butter Milk Kegger!
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Male 1,586
@ukulelemike if they are the same guys they were arrested for fondling some little girls in a store. They were all drugged up and drunk at the time too. Hooray for the Amish.
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Male 129
Dour looking bunch. Anyone know the story behind it?
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Male 214
@teq bottem left!? :D
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Female 407
The all look like Hobbit serial rapists. O.o
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Male 2,214
can they not grow a mustache?
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Female 302
LOL! @ Stardust6702
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Female 4,086
amish gangstas???

sounds like cute raccoons, honest politicians, tall midgets, military intelligence, and jumbo shrimp.

these things just don`t seem to go together.
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Male 218
am i the only one or does someone else think they look like the 7 dwarves, extra points if u can tell who is grumpy
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Male 71
@Swaywithme

No, I would not, as I am not gay. I was, however, referring to the fact that you seem to only care about someone`s appearance.
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Male 208
...Livin` in an Amish Paridise...
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Male 439
they are all kinda short
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Female 123
I don`t see the harm in them sending at least one person to cosmetology school. Need to straighten up those bangs.
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Male 411
Awww...now I`m gonna get busted for stolen goods! Shouldn`t have bought that Maple Syrup...
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Male 25,417
Now lets see the amish woman
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Female 3,696
Are you trying to say you`d go a round with one of them?? Keep in mind- they`ve all been arrested for somethin.
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Female 1,148
This amuses me.
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Male 71
@Swaywithme

You may never be Amish, but you`ll always be a stuck up bitch! =D
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Male 15,187
@jinxiejae failed to pay a fine for not displaying a safety sign on a buggy.
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Female 3,696
Not a hottie amongst them. I guess I`ll never be amish


Also: Am I the only one terribly amused you can pick amish as a religion on Facebook?
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Female 9,561
Now I really wanna know what they did to get arrested...
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Female 6,381
I suspect a limited gene pool here...
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Male 39,614
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Female 2,927
they are amish, they dont believe in violence and make it a point to keep to themselves, what did they do? illegally park their horses?
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Male 2,841
Why does every one of them look like a serial killer?
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Male 2,376
mose, jebadia, and jacob genna mess poo up when they get out
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Female 4,225
@myrtheus
- lol

these Amish made me lol for some reason
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Male 84
"It`s too far for me to jump.."
"Toss me!"
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Male 321
Hah. Amish people and their shenanigans.
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Male 5,314
they`re all midgets.
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Male 406
lol @ myrtheus
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Male 58
I didn`t know Elijah Wood was Amish.
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Female 1
I`m from Iowa, we have several amish communities and yes they do pose a big threat if they don`t use the reflective orange triangle. Imagine coming up on one of those black buggies at night on a highway that doesn`t have a triangle, you aren`t going to see them, it`s an accident waiting to happen...it is for their safety as well as our own...I`d rather not run a whole family over with my car.
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Male 5,094
Amg, dwarves!
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Male 228
They`re Amish... I can tell by the pixels.
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Male 7,378
I wonder how many of them have the last name of Stolfus.
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Male 39,614

The hardest part of amish crime is the get-away after you rob the place.


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Male 165
so the idea is that they all want to look like goats?
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Male 792
I`m pretty sure they`re Amish, Gerry. Those clothes look hand-made.
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Male 833
i dont think the amish will be disagreeing here
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Male 3,058
A century of inbreeding is bound to have results like this.
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Male 39,614

I`m not sure if they`re hipsters or just amish.
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Male 6,737
@Angelmassb,

Aww man, beaten to it.
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Male 6,737
I`m quite sure that they`re hobbits.
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Male 15,510
Are they the actors for the upcoming movie "The Hobbit"?
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Male 48
All they did was refuse to put an orange warning triangle on the back of their buggies. I can`t beleive they were arrested. Amish folks pose no threat to anyone.
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Female 4,039
The chicks are no better. And I agree - with dude - the right haircut and a proper shave does wonders for a man.
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Male 768
Not ugly, just have ugly as drat hair cuts and beards.
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Female 262
I really feel like singing the Oompa-Loompa song now...
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Male 10,440
[quote] they`re not reading this. [/quote]
What if someone was to transcribe this thread onto parchment?
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Male 220
Amish Paradise by Weird Al FTW!
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Male 10,440
... It`s hard work an sacrifice living in an Amish paradise.

Looks like I`m taller than all of them. I value that for some reason.
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Male 677
"Been spendin` most my life living in an Amish paradise..."
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Female 854
Bottom left kinda looks like a ugly James McAvoy.
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Female 426
story* Awesome...
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Male 3,477
They`ll kick your as with that farmer strength. You pussy Nintendo generation.
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Female 426
...I really want the stroy behind this.
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Male 11
Say what you want, they`re not reading this. Their religion and everyone else`s is retarded.
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Female 596
Link: Amish Gangstas: 8 Amish Mugshots [Pic] [Rate Link] - I hope no one takes this the wrong way, but Amish men are... ugly.
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