America, This Is Why You`re Fat, Yet Again [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 5 years ago Weird

I"m surprised they don"t have a carbonated gravy flavor yet.
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Male 2,790
that sounds disgusting
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Female 584
Ewwwww....
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Male 58
This isn`t going to make you fat. It`s going to put America back at the top! USA! USA!
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Male 1,008
lemming fodder
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Male 66
oooh
im having a cardiac attack
please, bring that chinese guy from the hangover and 2 girls in tank tops
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Male 4,902

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Male 4,902
Somebody should really google Global Obesity Epidemic, if you think the US is the only country with this problem then you need to pull your head out of the sand.
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Male 4,902
@Buiadh, I can see how that phrase would be extremely confusing to someone not from the Southern United States.
Fixin`s:
a. the necessary ingredients: salad fixings.
b. the appropriate accompaniments; trimmings: turkey with all the fixings.

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Male 4,902
@osirisascend, (Slow Clap) bravo Sir.
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Male 1,311
Must have, now!
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Male 23
And other people. Damn, I was way too late.
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Male 23



What bassman56 said.
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Male 97
Do want bacon soda!
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Male 2,553
I will admit, I am curious.
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Male 15,832
"Sir, I did speak to the manager. Barbecue sauce is not a beverage."
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Male 183
Actually, Jone Soda has been making strangely flavored sodas for some time. One year, they made a soda to taste like an entire Thanksgiving dinner - turkey and dressing, gravy, cranberry sauce...it was hideous, and funny.
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Male 14,774
Would never sell. I hope.
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Male 1,444
Heck, I`d drink and cook with that.
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Male 1,595
Hot Darnn sign me up for twenty!
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Male 1,646
I think IAB should do some of Thdot`s idea.

America, This is why your AWESOME!
Alternating between fat and awesome every once and a while.
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Male 552
@Osirisascend

(highfive) There`s nothing fattening about oddly flavored sodas. They`re gimicky, interesting, novelty items more than anything. Nobody goes out and picks up a 24-pack of bacon soda.
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Male 2,390
I`m fat because I`m upsizing to my McMansion and I haven`t been able to do my cardio on a daily basis while devouring meals of Mickey D`s goodness. mmmmmm
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Male 37,888
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Male 658
America, this is why you are awesome.


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Male 3,057
No America, this is NOT why you`re fat. Several companies release odd flavors at various times of the year. Turkey & Gravy Soda/Thanksgiving.

They generally taste like what they`re supposed to, but obviously no one buys them out of anything more than curiosity, or to gross people out.

Description fail yet again littlemissqt. BTW, the Jones Soda company makes a gravy soda that they release during the holidays.

Stick to Obama-bashing. You`re much better at that.
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Male 12,365
I`d buy a bottle just to try it. It sounds foul, but I`d give it a try. The worst-tasting thing I ever tried was V8, which sounds fine (it`s a mix of vegetable juices).
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Male 1,440
Get Your facts straight Iambored... Instead of "America this is why you`re fat, change it to "Nauru, this is why you`re fat"...

If you want to be accurate
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Male 1,197
eww, that doesnt sounds nice at all
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Male 663
That`s a vile idea :(
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Male 259
Buiadh, "Y`all get yer fixins" means "Come and get your food" in the Southern dialect of American English. At least it is intelligible on the bottle. To hear some people say it might gives me brain aches (and I lived down South for a LONG time).
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Male 1,085
that can`t quench your thirst.
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Male 768
Some of these "This Is Why You`re Fat" (extremely overdone and retarded) jokes are actually "This Stems From Your Obesity."
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Male 6,737
"Y`all get yer fixins"

What does that even mean?
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Female 4,086
i`d try the bacon flavor, just to see what the combination of sugared soda water and bacon tasted like...
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Male 2,441
I can`t ever see that tasting good.
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Male 357
because everyone knows it is the FLAVOR that makes you fat...fail
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Male 25,416
Mmmm........
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Female 1,205
this is sooooo unappetizing to me.
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Male 886
Did someone say carbonated gravy?
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Male 3,745



there...now japan can be fat too...
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Male 1,582
I don`t know if you have these in you`re corner of "American, This is Why You`re Fat", but my corner never has any of the things that are shown in these pictures.
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Female 683
They do. It`s called Jones Soda. They make entire meal-flavored drinks.

See?
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Male 37,888
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Female 1,330
Link: America, This Is Why You`re Fat, Yet Again [Pic] [Rate Link] - I`m surprised they don`t have a carbonated gravy flavor yet.
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