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Date: 09/29/11 12:20 PM

44 Responses to America, This Is Why You`re Fat, Yet Again [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1271 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    Link: America, This Is Why You`re Fat, Yet Again - I`m surprised they don`t have a carbonated gravy flavor yet.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 12:28 pm
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    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 12:31 pm
    They do. It`s called Jones Soda. They make entire meal-flavored drinks.

    See?
  4. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    I don`t know if you have these in you`re corner of "American, This is Why You`re Fat", but my corner never has any of the things that are shown in these pictures.
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 12:58 pm



    there...now japan can be fat too...
  6. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 1:11 pm
    Did someone say carbonated gravy?
  7. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 1:32 pm
    this is sooooo unappetizing to me.
  8. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 1:41 pm
    Mmmm........
  9. Profile photo of sugaman2k3
    sugaman2k3 Male 18-29
    357 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    because everyone knows it is the FLAVOR that makes you fat...fail
  10. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 2:17 pm
    I can`t ever see that tasting good.
  11. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    i`d try the bacon flavor, just to see what the combination of sugared soda water and bacon tasted like...
  12. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    "Y`all get yer fixins"

    What does that even mean?
  13. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 2:59 pm
    Some of these "This Is Why You`re Fat" (extremely overdone and retarded) jokes are actually "This Stems From Your Obesity."
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    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    that can`t quench your thirst.
  15. Profile photo of bigfatdynamo
    bigfatdynamo Male 30-39
    259 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 3:04 pm
    Buiadh, "Y`all get yer fixins" means "Come and get your food" in the Southern dialect of American English. At least it is intelligible on the bottle. To hear some people say it might gives me brain aches (and I lived down South for a LONG time).
  16. Profile photo of Mister_C
    Mister_C Male 18-29
    663 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    That`s a vile idea :(
  17. Profile photo of Selous
    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 3:34 pm
    eww, that doesnt sounds nice at all
  18. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 3:54 pm
    Get Your facts straight Iambored... Instead of "America this is why you`re fat, change it to "Nauru, this is why you`re fat"...

    If you want to be accurate
  19. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 3:55 pm
    I`d buy a bottle just to try it. It sounds foul, but I`d give it a try. The worst-tasting thing I ever tried was V8, which sounds fine (it`s a mix of vegetable juices).
  20. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 4:33 pm
    No America, this is NOT why you`re fat. Several companies release odd flavors at various times of the year. Turkey & Gravy Soda/Thanksgiving.

    They generally taste like what they`re supposed to, but obviously no one buys them out of anything more than curiosity, or to gross people out.

    Description fail yet again littlemissqt. BTW, the Jones Soda company makes a gravy soda that they release during the holidays.

    Stick to Obama-bashing. You`re much better at that.
  21. Profile photo of Thdot
    Thdot Male 30-39
    658 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 4:43 pm
    America, this is why you are awesome.


  22. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 5:45 pm
  23. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2163 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 6:36 pm
    I`m fat because I`m upsizing to my McMansion and I haven`t been able to do my cardio on a daily basis while devouring meals of Mickey D`s goodness. mmmmmm
  24. Profile photo of Zombiemike
    Zombiemike Male 18-29
    552 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 6:37 pm
    @Osirisascend

    (highfive) There`s nothing fattening about oddly flavored sodas. They`re gimicky, interesting, novelty items more than anything. Nobody goes out and picks up a 24-pack of bacon soda.
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    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    I think IAB should do some of Thdot`s idea.

    America, This is why your AWESOME!
    Alternating between fat and awesome every once and a while.
  26. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 7:15 pm
    Hot Darnn sign me up for twenty!
  27. Profile photo of Viking864
    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 7:57 pm
    Heck, I`d drink and cook with that.
  28. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 8:00 pm
    Would never sell. I hope.
  29. Profile photo of bassman56
    bassman56 Male 50-59
    183 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 9:02 pm
    Actually, Jone Soda has been making strangely flavored sodas for some time. One year, they made a soda to taste like an entire Thanksgiving dinner - turkey and dressing, gravy, cranberry sauce...it was hideous, and funny.
  30. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 9:26 pm
    "Sir, I did speak to the manager. Barbecue sauce is not a beverage."
  31. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 9:36 pm
    I will admit, I am curious.
  32. Profile photo of ScissorFox
    ScissorFox Male 18-29
    97 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 9:46 pm
    Do want bacon soda!
  33. Profile photo of eMDeeBea
    eMDeeBea Male 18-29
    23 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 9:48 pm



    What bassman56 said.
  34. Profile photo of eMDeeBea
    eMDeeBea Male 18-29
    23 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 9:49 pm
    And other people. Damn, I was way too late.
  35. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    September 29, 2011 at 10:52 pm
    Must have, now!
  36. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 12:26 am
    @osirisascend, (Slow Clap) bravo Sir.
  37. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 12:30 am
    @Buiadh, I can see how that phrase would be extremely confusing to someone not from the Southern United States.
    Fixin`s:
    a. the necessary ingredients: salad fixings.
    b. the appropriate accompaniments; trimmings: turkey with all the fixings.

  38. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 12:52 am
    Somebody should really google Global Obesity Epidemic, if you think the US is the only country with this problem then you need to pull your head out of the sand.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 12:53 am

  40. Profile photo of tiben36
    tiben36 Male 13-17
    66 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 6:00 am
    oooh
    im having a cardiac attack
    please, bring that chinese guy from the hangover and 2 girls in tank tops
  41. Profile photo of yusuksomuch
    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 6:26 am
    lemming fodder
  42. Profile photo of Cuppsworth
    Cuppsworth Male 13-17
    58 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 9:10 am
    This isn`t going to make you fat. It`s going to put America back at the top! USA! USA!
  43. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    September 30, 2011 at 11:03 am
    Ewwwww....
  44. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    October 1, 2011 at 8:49 am
    that sounds disgusting

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