Absolutely Quackers: The Duck Who Goes Shopping

Submitted by: piperfawn 6 years ago in Funny

Barrie Hayman has a new pal: an 11 week-old duck that follows him everywhere he goes, down the shops or into the pub.
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Female 6,381
So a duck walks into a pub. The bartender says "Oi! Where`d you come from, little fella?"
To his astonishment, the ducks answers him!
"I`m working construction across the street."
"Gor blimey, that`s amazing! Why aren`t you in the circus or something? You`d get rich!"
"What the f*ck would a circus want with a bricklaying duck?"
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Male 1,744
i turned on the closed captioning for this vid

hilarity ensued...apparently google doesn`t recognize the british accent very well
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Male 1,360
I wished he`d jumped in the car like the ducks of hazzard do.
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Male 39,572

There are duck training competitions? o.O
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Female 7,997
Very sweet, as long as they understand how long this duck could live and that it can never be released into the wild. If the states did not sell ducklings chicks and baby bunnies to sell with Easter baskets there would not be a problem with dumped and unwanted oet ducks, I love mine very much. Sweet as this is- if you see somewhere selling ducklings as pets or for fun- please ask them to stop and see if it is legal where you are ( New York forbids it)
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Male 10,440
Awwwww. :) He`s lookin` a little thin for eating though,
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Male 405
"He goes down rather well."
THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
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Male 208
No ducking way!!
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Female 1,356
how nice... the duck seem very calm.
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Male 1,284
@maddest all animal shouldnt be in an appartment if you have a land even a small suburb land then its fine.
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Male 25,417
Well.. thats pretty cool! obviously the duck wants to be a dog tho :)
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Male 1,284
nice chicks magnets old boy
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Male 1,931
Ah, yes, this just came across my desk. Here is a story of a 100-year-old woman who claims to have a recipe for the world`s greatest meat loaf.
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Male 7,378
I like this. Humans and animals coinciding as if we don`t plan of having duck for Thanksgiving. More shops should be pet / animal friendly. Leash laws should only be for the people who who are unable to control their dogs. Birds are super smart. They can fashion tools, build homes, find their way 1000`s of miles and in some cases even talk. Keeping a bird as a pet however seems wrong to me. If you could fly would you want to live in a cage?
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Male 3,625
Ducks are chick magnets.
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Male 5,148
Link: Absolutely Quackers: The Duck Who Goes Shopping [Rate Link] - Barrie Hayman has a new pal: an 11 week-old duck that follows him everywhere he goes, down the shops or into the pub.
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