Your Orgasm Made Your What Explode? [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 5 years ago in Weird

To be fair, more than a few ladies I"ve been with suffered from this exact same conclusion.
There are 31 comments:
Female 92
I actually read this a while ago! She was masturbating and an already dodgy blood vessel/tumor or something in her head went BANG! She lived...Somehow...And then was afraid to masturbate for a while.
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Female 208
Who was doing her? The Hulk?
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Male 1,249
Best nut of my life
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Male 359
Um, no it didnt.
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Male 5,413
.....STUUUUUPID!
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Male 3,894
f*cked her brains out.

*puts on sunglasses*

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!
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Male 1,206
They complain if you don`t give them an orgasm, and they complain if you do. There really is no pleasing them, is there?
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Male 1,299
Isn`t that the same chick that picked up some ultra-rare disease from a flu shot... except- she lied about it?
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Male 15,510
She was banging Chuck Norris
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Male 439
thats what they call an aneurorgasim.
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Female 1,435
seems legit
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Male 6,737
Ouch. Brain matter all over the walls and shizz. Not cool.
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Male 453
She blew my head, and I blew her mind!
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Male 15,832
"It wasn`t your orgasm; it was the head of my peen!"
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Male 14,827
"Not gonna lie...My money is that a woman did this to another woman."

Her name is Sarah and she gave herself a brain haemorrhage by masturbating. Or so says the article by Jane Common for Real People magazine. Sarah was paid only £500 for her story.
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Male 57
i guess that gives litteral meaning to the term "drat your brains out"
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Male 2,384
yea it sucked i had to drive her to the hospital
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Male 3,014
And why do we care about a made-up tabloid story?
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Male 625
@Cargen1022

"Not gonna lie...My money is that a woman did this to another woman."

Hmm, well it does say `on my wedding` at the top. Not that it rules out your hypothesis, but it does make it very unlikely
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Female 1,623
Lol, wow! I want to read the story!!
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Male 2,790
kinky
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Male 1,678
Hate it when that happnes.
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Male 112
Well played Mr. Dicaprio, ruler of dreams and inceptions!
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Male 33
"Wow.. hes good!"

Not gonna lie...My money is that a woman did this to another woman.
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Male 347
ill try to be more careful next time.
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Male 38,457

"Was it good for you?"

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Female 812
I want the whole story
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Male 3,475
Somebody has been reading the tabloids again.
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Male 25,416
Wow.. hes good!
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Male 2,376
no that would be an Aneurysm.. pretty sure thats the same paper that found wolf boy and dracula!!!
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Male 1,620
Link: Your Orgasm Made Your What Explode? [Pic] [Rate Link] - To be fair, more than a few ladies I`ve been with suffered from this exact same conclusion.
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