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Date: 08/16/11 12:40 PM

41 Responses to Why Did I Clear Off The Table Like This? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Bunny_Killer
    Bunny_Killer Male 13-17
    82 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    Link: Why Did I Clear Off The Table Like This? - F you, that`s why.
  2. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    Nothing a burlap sack and a few large stones wouldn`t fix.

    Cats = Suck
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    robinm1chell Female 18-29
    104 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    I love how the "good" cat is still making sure to just be on the sill.
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    robinm1chell Female 18-29
    104 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    awww pmarren thought you and your kitty haten ways were gone missed you hugs you with a straight jacket full of angry kittys.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    Devil cat!
  6. Profile photo of davisboy
    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 1:02 pm
    Hey man, I`d like to see how well you fair at keeping yourself occupied all day home alone.

    Wez wanted to look out the windowz.
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 1:24 pm
    fat cats...what are you gonna do
  8. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 1:24 pm
    What iz watch postz?
  9. Profile photo of tyger9575
    tyger9575 Male 30-39
    297 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 1:31 pm
    @pmarren: Hey, good idea. Get in the burlap sack, but instead of stones, I`ll slam you with a baseball bat about your skull until you bleed out of your ears and, when you`re ALMOST dead, dump you in the sewage treatment tank where you belong. :D
  10. Profile photo of I-See-U
    I-See-U Male 18-29
    354 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    I would strangle the damn kitty in my bathtub (with my bare hands), if those happened to be marijuana plants.
  11. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    Cats are evil!
  12. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    I agree, cats = suck.




    Except big cats. Those are awesome :3
  13. Profile photo of Deviros
    Deviros Male 18-29
    535 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 2:42 pm
    ....whoa

    pmarren... is back? When did this happen?!
  14. Profile photo of darkworld605
    darkworld605 Male 13-17
    75 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 2:44 pm
    they were in the mood and needed the table
  15. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 2:52 pm
    Cats are dicks.
  16. Profile photo of deputy
    deputy Male 50-59
    449 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 3:17 pm
    Ahhhhh, pmarren, how I waited for that last line since I read you were unbanned. Now it is truly time to say welcome back :-)
  17. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4888 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    Since pmarren is back we have lot of cats post.
    What to say pmarren? You get what you give.
  18. Profile photo of barberthe
    barberthe Male 18-29
    103 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    For the most part, cats are jerks. This is not uncommon.
  19. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    it is obvious - the plants sassed the cats, and got what they deserved.

    nothing to see here folks, move along
  20. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    pmarren, your sexual fantasies really belong on 4chan instead.
  21. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31789 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 4:21 pm
    You love your plants more than you love your kitties? You one sick individual! Give your kitties some window room, dammit!
  22. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 5:08 pm
    time to put the cats in the shower and turn it on for a few minutes. appropriate water temp of course.
  23. Profile photo of Sachi001
    Sachi001 Male 30-39
    599 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    Must be a novice cat owner. Never ever leave breakables next to a window sill.
  24. Profile photo of honkeylips
    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 5:57 pm
    Yea this is an average scene in my house.
  25. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1505 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 6:37 pm
    The cats are so cute! Haha evil little fluffy things aren`t they?
  26. Profile photo of evam-9
    evam-9 Female 18-29
    241 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 8:17 pm
    Their owner shouldn`t put anything on that table.
  27. Profile photo of nostrathomas
    nostrathomas Male 18-29
    99 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 8:42 pm
    and in 2 months well see them on the donate to harmed cats commercial that pops up while your eating
  28. Profile photo of matei
    matei Male 18-29
    68 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 9:36 pm
    @evam-9 "Their owner shouldn`t put anything on that table."
    next, their owner shouldn`t put anything on the floor, bed, kitchen table or anywhere for that matter. then they should stop all social interactions (except the internet, off-course), get more cats, now that he/she has the time and continue the vicious circle.
  29. Profile photo of trelina
    trelina Female 18-29
    249 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 10:10 pm
    the owner had that coming
  30. Profile photo of HeadiesRusH
    HeadiesRusH Male 18-29
    328 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 10:14 pm
    #1 reason why I will never have a pet in my own house. Just can`t trust em. And they`re expensive.
  31. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 10:34 pm
    Eh, most cats learn not to do stupid stuff like that, but only if you teach them. It`s pretty simple. If my cat knocks something over I yell "YOU STUPID F`CKING CAT" and they`re scared enough not to do it again. They DO know better.
  32. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 11:11 pm
    Trebuchet their furry arses.
  33. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 11:26 pm
    Kitteh takeover initiated
  34. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 11:33 pm
    I wouldn`t say that the owner shouldn`t put anything on that table

    but I do think that if you are going to put a table there, as a cat owner you would think you would predict that cats like to sit in the window and will most definitely jump up there so unless you`re clever enough to cat-proof that table and teach them not to go up there, you should probably try a plant instead.
  35. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 11:39 pm
    if they took them out for a walk in the F`ing garden occasionally, Fatty McCats wouldn`t feel the need to do sh*t like that.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 11:48 pm
    Tuesday, August 16, 2011 8:17:11 PM
    Their owner shouldn`t put anything on that table.

    Ummm, yea, ok. Let`s just say we would be having cat soup that night.
  37. Profile photo of Musuko42
    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 12:53 am
    @HeadiesRusH

    "And they`re expensive."

    Expensive?

    Converting into US dollars, my cat costs about $30 a month in food and top-quality vet insurance, and about $80 a year in vaccinations.

    Apart from my water bill, my cat is my CHEAPEST household expense.
  38. Profile photo of ATL1EN
    ATL1EN Male 18-29
    622 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 6:54 am
    they are pretty pissed b/c they have to eat great value cat food.
  39. Profile photo of softpuppy
    softpuppy Female 18-29
    323 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 7:53 am
    @ATL1EN
    Ha
  40. Profile photo of Errand_boy
    Errand_boy Male 30-39
    621 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    That wallpaper would make freak the f*ck out too. I guess it`s a good trade off when you sexually abuse your cats. MMMMmmmmmm, naughty school girls.


  41. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 3:19 pm
    "Uh, you seem to have accidentally put your plants on our window seat. It`s okay, we moved them for you."

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