Why Did I Clear Off The Table Like This? [Pic]

Submitted by: Bunny_Killer 5 years ago Funny

F you, that"s why.
There are 40 comments:
Male 876
"Uh, you seem to have accidentally put your plants on our window seat. It`s okay, we moved them for you."
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Male 621
That wallpaper would make freak the f*ck out too. I guess it`s a good trade off when you sexually abuse your cats. MMMMmmmmmm, naughty school girls.


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Female 323
@ATL1EN
Ha
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Male 622
they are pretty pissed b/c they have to eat great value cat food.
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Male 2,850
@HeadiesRusH

"And they`re expensive."

Expensive?

Converting into US dollars, my cat costs about $30 a month in food and top-quality vet insurance, and about $80 a year in vaccinations.

Apart from my water bill, my cat is my CHEAPEST household expense.
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Female 3,727
Tuesday, August 16, 2011 8:17:11 PM
Their owner shouldn`t put anything on that table.

Ummm, yea, ok. Let`s just say we would be having cat soup that night.
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Female 1,236
if they took them out for a walk in the F`ing garden occasionally, Fatty McCats wouldn`t feel the need to do sh*t like that.
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Female 3,696
I wouldn`t say that the owner shouldn`t put anything on that table

but I do think that if you are going to put a table there, as a cat owner you would think you would predict that cats like to sit in the window and will most definitely jump up there so unless you`re clever enough to cat-proof that table and teach them not to go up there, you should probably try a plant instead.
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Male 4,902
Kitteh takeover initiated
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Male 2,220
Trebuchet their furry arses.
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Female 3,562
Eh, most cats learn not to do stupid stuff like that, but only if you teach them. It`s pretty simple. If my cat knocks something over I yell "YOU STUPID F`CKING CAT" and they`re scared enough not to do it again. They DO know better.
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Male 328
#1 reason why I will never have a pet in my own house. Just can`t trust em. And they`re expensive.
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Female 249
the owner had that coming
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Male 68
@evam-9 "Their owner shouldn`t put anything on that table."
next, their owner shouldn`t put anything on the floor, bed, kitchen table or anywhere for that matter. then they should stop all social interactions (except the internet, off-course), get more cats, now that he/she has the time and continue the vicious circle.
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Male 99
and in 2 months well see them on the donate to harmed cats commercial that pops up while your eating
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Female 241
Their owner shouldn`t put anything on that table.
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Male 1,586
Yea this is an average scene in my house.
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Male 599
Must be a novice cat owner. Never ever leave breakables next to a window sill.
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Male 3,061
time to put the cats in the shower and turn it on for a few minutes. appropriate water temp of course.
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Male 36,539
You love your plants more than you love your kitties? You one sick individual! Give your kitties some window room, dammit!
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Male 1,054
pmarren, your sexual fantasies really belong on 4chan instead.
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Male 1,054
it is obvious - the plants sassed the cats, and got what they deserved.

nothing to see here folks, move along
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Male 102
For the most part, cats are jerks. This is not uncommon.
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Male 5,016
Since pmarren is back we have lot of cats post.
What to say pmarren? You get what you give.
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Male 448
Ahhhhh, pmarren, how I waited for that last line since I read you were unbanned. Now it is truly time to say welcome back :-)
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Male 904
Cats are dicks.
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Male 75
they were in the mood and needed the table
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Male 535
....whoa

pmarren... is back? When did this happen?!
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Male 2,332
I agree, cats = suck.




Except big cats. Those are awesome :3
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Male 25,416
Cats are evil!
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Male 354
I would strangle the damn kitty in my bathtub (with my bare hands), if those happened to be marijuana plants.
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Male 297
@pmarren: Hey, good idea. Get in the burlap sack, but instead of stones, I`ll slam you with a baseball bat about your skull until you bleed out of your ears and, when you`re ALMOST dead, dump you in the sewage treatment tank where you belong. :D
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Male 14,330
What iz watch postz?
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Male 2,790
fat cats...what are you gonna do
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Male 587
Hey man, I`d like to see how well you fair at keeping yourself occupied all day home alone.

Wez wanted to look out the windowz.
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Male 6,737
Devil cat!
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Female 104
awww pmarren thought you and your kitty haten ways were gone missed you hugs you with a straight jacket full of angry kittys.
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Female 104
I love how the "good" cat is still making sure to just be on the sill.
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Male 4,594
Nothing a burlap sack and a few large stones wouldn`t fix.

Cats = Suck
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Male 82
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