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Date: 08/24/11 10:44 AM

60 Responses to What It`s Like To Be An Adult Gamer [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Kim...
    Kim... Female 13-17
    539 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 10:46 am
    Link: What It`s Like To Be An Adult Gamer - Suck it, teen gamer jerks.
  2. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 10:52 am
    Wow, this is... Actually really accurate. Bravo.
  3. Profile photo of Tacos4Brkfst
    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 10:55 am
    Confirming microbrews and kinky illegal in 7 states sex is the reason my buddys lost their spaceships last night.
  4. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 10:56 am
    I do so enjoy the oatmeal. This is the reason why I`ve never liked games like CoD, Battlefield, hell even online components to Fight Night. I don`t have the time to play those games enough to be competitive, I f*ck girls.
  5. Profile photo of ATL1EN
    ATL1EN Male 18-29
    622 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 10:57 am
    this is awasome
  6. Profile photo of wickedsngr
    wickedsngr Female 18-29
    457 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 10:58 am
    Bwahahaha! I so have to send this to my boyfriend. (He would be the adult gamer type, just to be clear.)
  7. Profile photo of rockduck
    rockduck Male 18-29
    49 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 10:59 am
    Amazing, just amazing.
  8. Profile photo of Klamz
    Klamz Male 18-29
    689 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 11:02 am
    Trying to reason why you`re better than someone already makes you the loser. This is nothing to brag about.

    You are either better than people and don`t give a care in the world because you know it to be true, or your not and self-conscious about everything and won`t shut up about how you`re better.
  9. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 11:02 am
    LOVE the oatmeal
  10. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 11:04 am
    Cohabitation is illegal in seven states.
  11. Profile photo of Wellzee
    Wellzee Male 18-29
    126 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 11:11 am
    This would be the greatest 5-star meal that I`ve had in ages. :D
  12. Profile photo of ATL1EN
    ATL1EN Male 18-29
    622 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 11:13 am
    @patchgrabber
    your such a lier its not even funny
  13. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 11:18 am
    Call of Duty is for fagwads anyway. Street Fighter has a much better community.
  14. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 11:20 am
    Saw this the other day, so true.
  15. Profile photo of choonma
    choonma Male 18-29
    142 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 11:28 am
    Stupid man, I wouldn`t even pause to think lest the opportunity pass me by.
  16. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 11:44 am
    Yep... That would be why I can`t play games online. I just don`t have the time to practice that much like these kids do and I always get my ass kicked and talked down on by little kids as if I just failed at an important life skill. Ah well, at least I have more important things to care about.
  17. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 11:44 am
    Ya totally realistic *eye roll*...

    That cartoon bitch is way too hot to be slumming it with his goateed, sloppy ass. Just saying.
  18. Profile photo of bompa1997
    bompa1997 Male 60-69
    92 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 11:47 am
    If only MY wife would do this I would play a lot less WoW
  19. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 11:48 am
    Oh so true. Im always all " What? I had the headset on babe. "
  20. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 11:57 am
    Happened to me last week. Totally true.

  21. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    Dixxy sounds a little jealous.
  22. Profile photo of BDT1981
    BDT1981 Male 18-29
    132 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 12:18 pm
    Sadly I feel more like the viking screaming snap out of it
  23. Profile photo of Matti_Lepalm
    Matti_Lepalm Male 18-29
    51 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    lol "we totally smited their gayness"
  24. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 12:59 pm
    Solvent: Jealous?? Hell yes I`m jealous... because no one`s life is really like that.

    This dude`s wife is more like:



    "Get off your fat ass and clean out the garage! Then take a goddamned shower because your in-laws are coming over and we`re playing Trivial Pursuit and looking at their vacation photos."

    Or something... :)
  25. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    Soooo game dome is out of the question????
  26. Profile photo of maddux32
    maddux32 Male 30-39
    926 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    @Klamz

    Sir, I feel as though you have missed the point of humor. Furthermore, I am 100% certain that you`ve never had sex that is illegal in seven states, and I`m willing to bet that you haven`t phucked a girl in a long time...if ever.
  27. Profile photo of GParadox
    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 1:41 pm
    My poor excuse for bad game play is because of kids. The buggers always want something like food, or a diaper change. Just leave me alone, I`m playing WOW, god!
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    grapehead Male 18-29
    408 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 1:45 pm
    nice
  29. Profile photo of insane_ai
    insane_ai Male 30-39
    740 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 2:02 pm
    The video game just doesn`t seem so important with the counter offer.
  30. Profile photo of honkeylips
    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    I loved this! It is eerily similar to my online gaming experiences.
  31. Profile photo of Anger
    Anger Male 18-29
    218 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    +1 dixxy
  32. Profile photo of NILE12
    NILE12 Male 18-29
    157 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 2:36 pm
    ikr
  33. Profile photo of TurkeyInButt
    TurkeyInButt Male 18-29
    101 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    Cave diving? wtf?? Where do they live? Hawaii? And what kind of sex is this? Are they going to involve a goat?
  34. Profile photo of hydro99
    hydro99 Male 30-39
    104 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    This is awesome!
  35. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 3:13 pm
    ha ha... true to life!
  36. Profile photo of Wowummwow
    Wowummwow Male 18-29
    265 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 3:19 pm
    So very true
  37. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 3:20 pm
    So, so true...
  38. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 3:26 pm
    And what kind of sex is this? Are they going to involve a goat?

    You could probably find seven states in which anything remotely out of the ordinary is technically illegal. Or weirdly obscure by-laws that make it illegal to have sex on a fridge or something.

    I found a new weird one referenced in a book today that appears to be real. In part of London, a pregnant woman can legally pee in a policeman`s helmet.
  39. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    i dont know why, but i read everyone one of the teens voices in a teenage cartman style voice.
  40. Profile photo of kummi90
    kummi90 Male 18-29
    541 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    "and/or cave dive"... Wow, someone`s keeping busy! Love TheOatmeal
  41. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 4:19 pm
    Exactly why I gave up playing Left4Dead 2 online. Stupid kids on my team would immediately shoot me, presumably to earn an achievement or because they only wanted to play with each other. They didn`t know how to play as a team, either.
  42. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 4:22 pm
    so true...i mean gay...
  43. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 4:44 pm
    I love being a grown-up gamer. Plus, you can never get grounded from your games.
  44. Profile photo of ZsaZsaGoar
    ZsaZsaGoar Female 18-29
    144 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 5:20 pm
    I laughed at "dickpickle"
  45. Profile photo of username3415
    username3415 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 5:49 pm
    @lauriloo i have the same experience with Left4Dead 1 where some idiot closes the saferoom door on me then i open, he closes, i open, he closes
  46. Profile photo of whyme73
    whyme73 Male 18-29
    469 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 5:59 pm
    lol like grown up gamers have lives like that. Most of them have no lives either so nice try.
  47. Profile photo of darkmagic14n
    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 6:02 pm
    "cave diving"? I`m pretty sure he`d want the microbrews prior

  48. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 6:25 pm
    whyme73, im an adult gamer and i have a life. I have a full-time job, muay thai training, hang out with people, and still have time to geek out on my favorite games. My only problem is not getting to them as fast as I would like to anymore. For instance, I just had the chance to play through marvel vs capcom 3 within the passed week or so.
  49. Profile photo of supersai20
    supersai20 Male 13-17
    105 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 7:19 pm
    "Gay is the only adjective i know!"

    Roughly 20 percent of you can grasp how accurate that is...
  50. Profile photo of TwoTone
    TwoTone Male 18-29
    56 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 8:48 pm
    u av a job n some mates. dratin hell, I`m awestruck, seriously good work.
  51. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 9:21 pm
    Ha-haaaa. Nice comik.
  52. Profile photo of Skittzo
    Skittzo Female 18-29
    185 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 2:44 am
    I loled. I don`t know about the skill levels or anything, but boy is it spot on when it comes to the swearing. ^^; Seriously awful...
  53. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 8:19 am
    "And what kind of sex is this?"

    "I found a new weird one referenced in a book today that appears to be real. In part of London, a pregnant woman can legally pee in a policeman`s helmet."

    This count`s as sex in Europe? And are there signs posted to let people know exactly where in London it`s legal?
  54. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 8:20 pm
    why i dont talk poo online.
  55. Profile photo of losthero
    losthero Male 18-29
    19 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 3:08 am
    LMAO !!!!!
  56. Profile photo of kbubb91
    kbubb91 Male 18-29
    89 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 5:27 am
    id be like drat that game 2
  57. Profile photo of Frankii
    Frankii Female 18-29
    437 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 7:11 am
    I always thought the policeman`s helmet thing was in all of the UK. I can`t imagine anyone wanting to do it except for the simple joy that they can
  58. Profile photo of roidsy
    roidsy Female 18-29
    12 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 10:21 am
    @MrPeabody & @Frankii

    Well being from the UK I can quite happily confirm that peeing in a policeman`s helmet is NOT a kind of sex... at least not one i have come across!!
    However it is actually a law in the UK that a pregnant woman may ask for a policeman`s helmet to pee in - something to do with human rights and all that jazz that pregnant women are allowed to pee where they like as they have less control over their bladder due to pregnancy... I have asked a pregnant friend of mine to try this law out but she chickened out lol
  59. Profile photo of asurazero
    asurazero Male 18-29
    185 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 10:50 pm
    kids shouldnt play online they just make @sses out of themselves...
  60. Profile photo of DrCat
    DrCat Male 30-39
    70 posts
    September 3, 2011 at 3:35 am
    This is a typical day in WoW.

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