What It`s Like To Be An Adult Gamer [Pic]

Submitted by: Kim... 5 years ago Tech

Suck it, teen gamer jerks.
There are 60 comments:
Male 70
This is a typical day in WoW.
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Male 185
kids shouldnt play online they just make @sses out of themselves...
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Female 12
@MrPeabody & @Frankii

Well being from the UK I can quite happily confirm that peeing in a policeman`s helmet is NOT a kind of sex... at least not one i have come across!!
However it is actually a law in the UK that a pregnant woman may ask for a policeman`s helmet to pee in - something to do with human rights and all that jazz that pregnant women are allowed to pee where they like as they have less control over their bladder due to pregnancy... I have asked a pregnant friend of mine to try this law out but she chickened out lol
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Female 437
I always thought the policeman`s helmet thing was in all of the UK. I can`t imagine anyone wanting to do it except for the simple joy that they can
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Male 89
id be like drat that game 2
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Male 19
LMAO !!!!!
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Male 757
why i dont talk poo online.
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Male 1,920
"And what kind of sex is this?"

"I found a new weird one referenced in a book today that appears to be real. In part of London, a pregnant woman can legally pee in a policeman`s helmet."

This count`s as sex in Europe? And are there signs posted to let people know exactly where in London it`s legal?
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Female 185
I loled. I don`t know about the skill levels or anything, but boy is it spot on when it comes to the swearing. ^^; Seriously awful...
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Male 10,440
Ha-haaaa. Nice comik.
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Male 56
u av a job n some mates. dratin hell, I`m awestruck, seriously good work.
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Male 105
"Gay is the only adjective i know!"

Roughly 20 percent of you can grasp how accurate that is...
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Male 7,589
whyme73, im an adult gamer and i have a life. I have a full-time job, muay thai training, hang out with people, and still have time to geek out on my favorite games. My only problem is not getting to them as fast as I would like to anymore. For instance, I just had the chance to play through marvel vs capcom 3 within the passed week or so.
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Male 1,625
"cave diving"? I`m pretty sure he`d want the microbrews prior

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Male 469
lol like grown up gamers have lives like that. Most of them have no lives either so nice try.
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Male 362
@lauriloo i have the same experience with Left4Dead 1 where some idiot closes the saferoom door on me then i open, he closes, i open, he closes
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Female 144
I laughed at "dickpickle"
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Female 4,447
I love being a grown-up gamer. Plus, you can never get grounded from your games.
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Male 2,790
so true...i mean gay...
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Female 1,803
Exactly why I gave up playing Left4Dead 2 online. Stupid kids on my team would immediately shoot me, presumably to earn an achievement or because they only wanted to play with each other. They didn`t know how to play as a team, either.
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Male 541
"and/or cave dive"... Wow, someone`s keeping busy! Love TheOatmeal
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Male 7,589
i dont know why, but i read everyone one of the teens voices in a teenage cartman style voice.
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Male 12,365
[quote]And what kind of sex is this? Are they going to involve a goat?[/quote]

You could probably find seven states in which anything remotely out of the ordinary is technically illegal. Or weirdly obscure by-laws that make it illegal to have sex on a fridge or something.

I found a new weird one referenced in a book today that appears to be real. In part of London, a pregnant woman can legally pee in a policeman`s helmet.
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Male 2,552
So, so true...
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Male 265
So very true
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Male 25,416
ha ha... true to life!
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Male 104
This is awesome!
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Male 101
Cave diving? wtf?? Where do they live? Hawaii? And what kind of sex is this? Are they going to involve a goat?
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Male 157
ikr
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Male 218
+1 dixxy
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Male 1,586
I loved this! It is eerily similar to my online gaming experiences.
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Male 1,282
The video game just doesn`t seem so important with the counter offer.
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Male 408
nice
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Female 737
My poor excuse for bad game play is because of kids. The buggers always want something like food, or a diaper change. Just leave me alone, I`m playing WOW, god!
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Male 926
@Klamz

Sir, I feel as though you have missed the point of humor. Furthermore, I am 100% certain that you`ve never had sex that is illegal in seven states, and I`m willing to bet that you haven`t phucked a girl in a long time...if ever.
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Male 14,330
Soooo game dome is out of the question????
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Female 2,674
Solvent: Jealous?? Hell yes I`m jealous... because no one`s life is really like that.

This dude`s wife is more like:



"Get off your fat ass and clean out the garage! Then take a goddamned shower because your in-laws are coming over and we`re playing Trivial Pursuit and looking at their vacation photos."

Or something... :)
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Male 51
lol "we totally smited their gayness"
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Male 132
Sadly I feel more like the viking screaming snap out of it
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Male 2,841
Dixxy sounds a little jealous.
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Male 2,619
Happened to me last week. Totally true.

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Male 6,694
Oh so true. Im always all " What? I had the headset on babe. "
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Male 92
If only MY wife would do this I would play a lot less WoW
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Female 2,674
Ya totally realistic *eye roll*...

That cartoon bitch is way too hot to be slumming it with his goateed, sloppy ass. Just saying.
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Male 1,341
Yep... That would be why I can`t play games online. I just don`t have the time to practice that much like these kids do and I always get my ass kicked and talked down on by little kids as if I just failed at an important life skill. Ah well, at least I have more important things to care about.
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Male 142
Stupid man, I wouldn`t even pause to think lest the opportunity pass me by.
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Male 6,737
Saw this the other day, so true.
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Male 5,413
Call of Duty is for fagwads anyway. Street Fighter has a much better community.
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Male 622
@patchgrabber
your such a lier its not even funny
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Male 126
This would be the greatest 5-star meal that I`ve had in ages. :D
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Male 14,775
Cohabitation is illegal in seven states.
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Male 1,629
LOVE the oatmeal
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Male 688
Trying to reason why you`re better than someone already makes you the loser. This is nothing to brag about.

You are either better than people and don`t give a care in the world because you know it to be true, or your not and self-conscious about everything and won`t shut up about how you`re better.
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Male 49
Amazing, just amazing.
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Female 457
Bwahahaha! I so have to send this to my boyfriend. (He would be the adult gamer type, just to be clear.)
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Male 622
this is awasome
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Male 5,811
I do so enjoy the oatmeal. This is the reason why I`ve never liked games like CoD, Battlefield, hell even online components to Fight Night. I don`t have the time to play those games enough to be competitive, I f*ck girls.
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Male 620
Confirming microbrews and kinky illegal in 7 states sex is the reason my buddys lost their spaceships last night.
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Male 1,540
Wow, this is... Actually really accurate. Bravo.
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Female 539
Link: What It`s Like To Be An Adult Gamer [Pic] [Rate Link] - Suck it, teen gamer jerks.
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