Time To Wash My New Pair Of Jeans... [Pic]

Submitted by: M3chan1caL 6 years ago in Funny

But where"s the tag that tells me how to properly clean them?
There are 30 comments:
Female 247
This should be printed on all the tags of the super skinny jeans guys wear:
`For best results give back to your sister, your nuts will thank you.`
That is all.
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Male 21
@penguinazul.. what is this womanly propaganda? back to the kitchen..
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Male 6,737
I call shenanigans!
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Male 2,121
The same thing is written on my penis.
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Female 470
Sammiches? More vital information for your every day life:

1) Get money
2) Go to sammich shop
3) Buy a sammich of your choosing
4) Enjoy!

If you go to a sammich shop, ANYONE can make your sammich! :)
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Female 437
Are they Top Gear jeans or something? That`s the sort of silly thing you get on their labels
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Male 14,331
@SvampeBob

*sammich

Say it with me S-A-M-M-I-C-H.
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Female 2,415
That should read, "Give to a woman who is willing to wash this for you and cares about doing laundry `properly` if you`re too damn lazy/stupid to do it yourself".
(Personally I`ve never sorted my laundry in any way; everything gets thrown in together and still comes out clean.)
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Male 3,076
@penguinazul
what about the sandwichs?
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Male 453
My wife does nothing I can`t do myself. She however, is quite helpless outside the laundry room.
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Male 15,832
Those aren`t even real jeans. Real jeans are 100% cotton. Those are just imitation denim pants, so it doesn`t matter how you wash them. Take them down to the river and beat them on a rock.
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Female 470
How to wash jeans (in my washer, at least):

1) Throw jeans in the washer.
2) Turn on the water
3) Adjust settings for preferred water temp/load size
4) Add appropriate amount of detergent
5) Close the lid, and let washing ensue.

Simple as that. :D
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Male 155
the trick here is that i`ve never read the wash instructions on any off my clothes.
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Male 190
"I wish these were my husband`s jeans. I`m always telling him to leave the laundry alone because he never does it right."

He never does it right so that there will be an excuse to make you do it. That is being a man 101. Its like a penis, men are born with it.




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Male 2,790
ha...women...what a joke
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Female 146
If a man handed me jeans expecting me to wash them... I`d simply dump bleach on them. Wash you`re own shtuff
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Male 25,416
Yep..... agree! wait. jeans dont need to be washed do they?
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Male 354
"I wish these were my husband`s jeans. I`m always telling him to leave the laundry alone because he never does it right."

He never does it right so that there will be an excuse to make you do it. That is being a man 101. Its like a penis, men are born with it.
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Female 1,148
My ex`s hoodie had a tag that said: "Dirty laundry keep women busy."

-__-
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Female 85
I wish these were my husband`s jeans. I`m always telling him to leave the laundry alone because he never does it right.
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Male 238
what kind of jeans are these cause ill buy a bunch and show my wife that I cant wash them because the tag told me so.
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Male 39,921

you can wash jeans?
go know
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Male 218
I smell lawsuit a`brewing.
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Male 1,299
This is pretty accurate for me...
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Male 112
At least an excuse for when my mom tells me once again to do my laundry myself^^
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Female 2,674
I`d be all: Jeans? Who washes jeans?? Wear that sh*t for two more weeks. Then Febreze the crap out of them.
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Male 14,331
But then she`ll be wearing pants this is counter productive.
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Male 203
Rofl :D
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Male 773
It`s true guys. Women have this magic ability to know how to not fade clothes in the wash..
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Male 178
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