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Date: 08/25/11 08:04 AM

30 Responses to Time To Wash My New Pair Of Jeans… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of M3chan1caL
    M3chan1caL Male 18-29
    178 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 8:06 am
    Link: Time To Wash My New Pair Of Jeans... - But where`s the tag that tells me how to properly clean them?
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    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 8:11 am
    It`s true guys. Women have this magic ability to know how to not fade clothes in the wash..
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    Floupe Male 13-17
    203 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 8:13 am
    Rofl :D
  4. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 8:18 am
    But then she`ll be wearing pants this is counter productive.
  5. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 8:19 am
    I`d be all: Jeans? Who washes jeans?? Wear that sh*t for two more weeks. Then Febreze the crap out of them.
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    Crizzy777 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 8:24 am
    At least an excuse for when my mom tells me once again to do my laundry myself^^
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    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 8:24 am
    This is pretty accurate for me...
  8. Profile photo of YIELD_TO_ME
    YIELD_TO_ME Male 18-29
    218 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 8:30 am
    I smell lawsuit a`brewing.
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 8:46 am

    you can wash jeans?
    go know
  10. Profile photo of demonveteran
    demonveteran Male 18-29
    238 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 10:59 am
    what kind of jeans are these cause ill buy a bunch and show my wife that I cant wash them because the tag told me so.
  11. Profile photo of StrangeLil1
    StrangeLil1 Female 18-29
    85 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 11:22 am
    I wish these were my husband`s jeans. I`m always telling him to leave the laundry alone because he never does it right.
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    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 12:34 pm
    My ex`s hoodie had a tag that said: "Dirty laundry keep women busy."

    -__-
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    I-See-U Male 18-29
    354 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    "I wish these were my husband`s jeans. I`m always telling him to leave the laundry alone because he never does it right."

    He never does it right so that there will be an excuse to make you do it. That is being a man 101. Its like a penis, men are born with it.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 1:46 pm
    Yep..... agree! wait. jeans dont need to be washed do they?
  15. Profile photo of Fairienyte
    Fairienyte Female 18-29
    146 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 4:33 pm
    If a man handed me jeans expecting me to wash them... I`d simply dump bleach on them. Wash you`re own shtuff
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 6:48 pm
    ha...women...what a joke
  17. Profile photo of Weakmonkey
    Weakmonkey Male 18-29
    190 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 7:30 pm
    "I wish these were my husband`s jeans. I`m always telling him to leave the laundry alone because he never does it right."

    He never does it right so that there will be an excuse to make you do it. That is being a man 101. Its like a penis, men are born with it.




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    Jackson13W Male 30-39
    155 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 7:55 pm
    the trick here is that i`ve never read the wash instructions on any off my clothes.
  19. Profile photo of penguinazul
    penguinazul Female 18-29
    470 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 8:46 pm
    How to wash jeans (in my washer, at least):

    1) Throw jeans in the washer.
    2) Turn on the water
    3) Adjust settings for preferred water temp/load size
    4) Add appropriate amount of detergent
    5) Close the lid, and let washing ensue.

    Simple as that. :D
  20. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 9:41 pm
    Those aren`t even real jeans. Real jeans are 100% cotton. Those are just imitation denim pants, so it doesn`t matter how you wash them. Take them down to the river and beat them on a rock.
  21. Profile photo of ExtraCredit
    ExtraCredit Male 50-59
    451 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 12:51 am
    My wife does nothing I can`t do myself. She however, is quite helpless outside the laundry room.
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 1:40 am
    @penguinazul
    what about the sandwichs?
  23. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 5:14 am
    That should read, "Give to a woman who is willing to wash this for you and cares about doing laundry `properly` if you`re too damn lazy/stupid to do it yourself".
    (Personally I`ve never sorted my laundry in any way; everything gets thrown in together and still comes out clean.)
  24. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 5:53 am
    @SvampeBob

    *sammich

    Say it with me S-A-M-M-I-C-H.
  25. Profile photo of Frankii
    Frankii Female 18-29
    437 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 6:34 am
    Are they Top Gear jeans or something? That`s the sort of silly thing you get on their labels
  26. Profile photo of penguinazul
    penguinazul Female 18-29
    470 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 9:27 am
    Sammiches? More vital information for your every day life:

    1) Get money
    2) Go to sammich shop
    3) Buy a sammich of your choosing
    4) Enjoy!

    If you go to a sammich shop, ANYONE can make your sammich! :)
  27. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 12:46 pm
    The same thing is written on my penis.
  28. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 1:22 pm
    I call shenanigans!
  29. Profile photo of buklaoaa
    buklaoaa Male 18-29
    21 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 7:10 pm
    @penguinazul.. what is this womanly propaganda? back to the kitchen..
  30. Profile photo of Dedfink
    Dedfink Female 18-29
    247 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 9:38 pm
    This should be printed on all the tags of the super skinny jeans guys wear:
    `For best results give back to your sister, your nuts will thank you.`
    That is all.

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