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Date: 08/18/11 09:32 AM

39 Responses to This Was Posted In A Christian Dance Club [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of goog!
    goog! Male 13-17
    320 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 6:37 am
    Link: This Was Posted In A Christian Dance Club - Wow, talk about taking the fun out of fundamental.
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    romboy Male 18-29
    221 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 9:34 am
    How are you supposed to make a kid with all your clothes on? I say dance on!
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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 9:36 am
    Wait...huh? You can`t make a baby while you wear da clothes
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 9:38 am

    romboy "How are you supposed to make a kid with all your clothes on?"

    When you find out you are gonna have a great time, kid.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 9:39 am
    You can create aliens by dancing?
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 9:45 am
    Alien? What?
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 9:45 am
    Looks like a toll attempt
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    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 9:46 am
    Alien? I though Christians didn`t believe in life outside of Earth.
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    Skyeofgreen Female 18-29
    209 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 9:49 am
    I`ve been known to dance out a baby/fetus/alien in my day
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 9:53 am
    Note to self: Work the word `behooving` into as many conversations as possible today.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 9:55 am

    By `alien` they mean you don`t want to crank out the janitors baby so no banging the him.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 10:03 am
    Obviously fake. Fundamental Christians don`t differentiate between fetuses and babies.
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    chongo99 Male 18-29
    20 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 10:04 am
    I`m simply impressed with the use of behooving..
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31799 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 10:34 am
    If it could possibly make a baby, I don`t think it`s called "dancing" anymore.

    Also: fake!
    Fundamentalist Christians don`t allow dancing!
    (I oughta know, I spent 2 years in a Christian High School! It was OK, I can`t dance anyhow)
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 10:50 am
    I agree, actual penetration should be avoided when dancing.
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 10:59 am
    and then they go home and do more drated up poo then the people who do dance like that! way to be hypocrites christians!!!! way to go!!! ure not fooling anybody!!!!!!! except yourselves!!!!
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 10:59 am
    I though Christians didn`t believe in life outside of Earth.
    Ahh yes, that is true, but you are forgetting that they are crazy.

    talk about taking the fun out of fundamental
    HA! zing!
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 11:20 am
    when did dancing go from enjoyable clean fun to sex on the dance floor?
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    cloud7zero Male 18-29
    102 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 11:29 am
    if you are dancing in a way that could create an alien TEACH ME HOW TO DO THAT!!!
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 11:49 am
    Behooving! HAH!
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 12:01 pm
    "It is not Jahoving of you!"
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    dethkt66 Male 50-59
    49 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    So, a baby/fetus is actually an alien? Does that mean that abortion is protecting the Earth from alien invasion?
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 1:32 pm
    alien? how does one go about creating an alien? i want instructions damn it!
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 2:58 pm
    Taking the fun out of everything
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 3:59 pm
    i thought those extreme christians didn`t believe in aliens
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 4:15 pm
    Must be Southern Baptist
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    MonkHarvest Male 30-39
    47 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 4:54 pm
    What does that even mean?
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    Diplomaticcc Male 18-29
    117 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 5:02 pm
    welllll if it`s NOT behooving.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 7:03 pm
    I sure as hell wouldn`t want to be hooved.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 9:15 pm
    Makes me think of the "Christian side hug" video that I saw on this site, but all I could find was the original rap; version. Does anyone have the really cheesy white people version? PLEEEEZE?
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    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 11:38 pm
    So - is that how aliens are made? At christian socials?? It must be all that behooving!
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    August 19, 2011 at 12:35 am
    Did somebody say stop dancing???


    Oh hell no
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    August 19, 2011 at 12:40 am

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    August 19, 2011 at 7:55 am

    @ jtrebowski - Christian Side Hug
    Your wish is my command
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    kangoala Male 18-29
    702 posts
    August 19, 2011 at 10:59 am
    @Cyberdyne,

    Awesome!
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2315 posts
    August 19, 2011 at 9:11 pm
    People dance with their junk out?
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    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    August 20, 2011 at 3:33 pm
    @onoffonoffon
    Unfortunately yes... When I was in high-school, the biggest problem at prom and homecoming was kids having sex in the crowds while dancing. at the end of every dance, there are at least 6 or 7 pairs of panty`s on the floor.
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    Sev Male 18-29
    44 posts
    August 21, 2011 at 1:10 am
    Favorited... but only because I want a reference to Cyberdyne`s winning thread contribution.
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    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 12:18 pm
    @onoffonoffon- I take it you have not seen Bruno.

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