This Was Posted In A Christian Dance Club [Pic]

Submitted by: goog! 6 years ago in

Wow, talk about taking the fun out of fundamental.
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Female 956
@onoffonoffon- I take it you have not seen Bruno.
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Male 44
Favorited... but only because I want a reference to Cyberdyne`s winning thread contribution.
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Male 1,646
@onoffonoffon
Unfortunately yes... When I was in high-school, the biggest problem at prom and homecoming was kids having sex in the crowds while dancing. at the end of every dance, there are at least 6 or 7 pairs of panty`s on the floor.
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Male 702
@Cyberdyne,

Awesome!
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Male 39,525

@ jtrebowski - Christian Side Hug
Your wish is my command
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Male 4,902

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Male 4,902
Did somebody say stop dancing???


Oh hell no
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Female 1,048
So - is that how aliens are made? At christian socials?? It must be all that behooving!
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Male 3,369
Makes me think of the "Christian side hug" video that I saw on this site, but all I could find was the original rap; version. Does anyone have the really cheesy white people version? PLEEEEZE?
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Female 6,381
I sure as hell wouldn`t want to be hooved.
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Male 117
welllll if it`s NOT behooving.
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Male 47
What does that even mean?
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Male 3,060
Must be Southern Baptist
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Male 2,790
i thought those extreme christians didn`t believe in aliens
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Male 25,417
Taking the fun out of everything
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Female 2,927
alien? how does one go about creating an alien? i want instructions damn it!
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Male 49
So, a baby/fetus is actually an alien? Does that mean that abortion is protecting the Earth from alien invasion?
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Male 2,796
"It is not Jahoving of you!"
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Male 6,737
Behooving! HAH!
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Male 101
if you are dancing in a way that could create an alien TEACH ME HOW TO DO THAT!!!
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Male 1,625
when did dancing go from enjoyable clean fun to sex on the dance floor?
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Male 10,440
[quote] I though Christians didn`t believe in life outside of Earth. [/quote]
Ahh yes, that is true, but you are forgetting that they are crazy.

[quote] talk about taking the fun out of fundamental [/quote]
HA! zing!
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Male 2,376
and then they go home and do more drated up poo then the people who do dance like that! way to be hypocrites christians!!!! way to go!!! ure not fooling anybody!!!!!!! except yourselves!!!!
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Male 15,165
I agree, actual penetration should be avoided when dancing.
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Male 40,277
If it could possibly make a baby, I don`t think it`s called "dancing" anymore.

Also: fake!
Fundamentalist Christians don`t allow dancing!
(I oughta know, I spent 2 years in a Christian High School! It was OK, I can`t dance anyhow)
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Male 20
I`m simply impressed with the use of behooving..
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Male 4,290
Obviously fake. Fundamental Christians don`t differentiate between fetuses and babies.
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Male 39,525

By `alien` they mean you don`t want to crank out the janitors baby so no banging the him.
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Female 2,674
Note to self: Work the word `behooving` into as many conversations as possible today.
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Female 209
I`ve been known to dance out a baby/fetus/alien in my day
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Male 1,582
Alien? I though Christians didn`t believe in life outside of Earth.
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Male 15,510
Looks like a toll attempt
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Male 1,312
Alien? What?
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Male 5,811
You can create aliens by dancing?
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Male 39,525

romboy [quote]"How are you supposed to make a kid with all your clothes on?" [/quote]

When you find out you are gonna have a great time, kid.
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Female 4,225
Wait...huh? You can`t make a baby while you wear da clothes
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Male 221
How are you supposed to make a kid with all your clothes on? I say dance on!
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Male 320
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