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Date: 08/27/11 08:37 AM

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    Englandrocks Female 18-29
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    August 27, 2011 at 8:38 am
    Link: This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 206 - In practical terms? What does that mean?
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    Dr4k Male 18-29
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    August 27, 2011 at 8:50 am
    It means lesbians aren`t committing sodomy... unless they use strap ons and are into that.
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    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
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    August 27, 2011 at 9:00 am
    it means that lesbians are effing hot. i can`t blame him for thinking that.
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    collegebound Male 18-29
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    August 27, 2011 at 9:11 am
    "It means lesbians aren`t committing sodomy... unless they use strap ons and are into that."

    i didnt think anyone would find an actual reason...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    August 27, 2011 at 9:13 am

    It means Scissor beats Rocks
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
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    August 27, 2011 at 9:21 am
    Actually, it means that lesbians don`t spill sperm. Still drating stupid though.
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    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
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    August 27, 2011 at 9:38 am
    It means that two chicks doing it is hot and two dudes doing it is gross.
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    obeydarklord Male 18-29
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    August 27, 2011 at 9:41 am
    "it means that lesbians are effing hot. i can`t blame him for thinking that."

    incorrect generalization of the day goes toooooo.....
    LEMMINGBOY15!

    unless he`s into fat burly women with masculine haircuts.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    August 27, 2011 at 9:53 am
    This pic made me laugh, and quite substantially too.

    "Practical terms"? There are no practical terms. There are no practical terms because those things aren`t bad.

    One interesting thing to note is that this appears to be from Al-Jazeera (note the logo). I thought they were fairly trustworthy - I watched their English broadcasts and they didn`t seem very Fox Newsy anyway. But then I heard that they broadcast something totally different in Arabic, I guess this is what was meant.

    Well! I guess that`s another media outlet tossed in Lazyme`s "bin of BS".

    Yes, I am aware of the disconnect I just glossed over. I am making an assumption here.
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    buklaoaa Male 18-29
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    August 27, 2011 at 10:16 am
    women cant sodomize eachother.im guessing thats what he means by its not as bad, meh..faggots are faggots and shud be killed either way.
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    ExtraCredit Male 50-59
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    August 27, 2011 at 10:27 am
    I`m ashamed to say it, but I totally get what he means. Even holy men think two women together are hot!

    What a creepy WTF sentiment to express publicly.
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    Locke357 Male 18-29
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    August 27, 2011 at 10:37 am
    People are dumb /thread
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
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    August 27, 2011 at 10:51 am
    He`s just not a fan of buttsecks. Can`t blame him.
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    ShadowDD13 Male 18-29
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    August 27, 2011 at 10:57 am
    @buklaoaa if that end part is your actual opinion... thats really drated up, and you really need to get beat for thinking things like that
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    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
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    August 27, 2011 at 10:58 am
    And the most ignorant, ban-hammer worthy post of the day goes to ...

    "buklaoaa
    Male, 18-29, Europe"

    19 posts in and already on the way out. Well done, sir. We`ll be sad to see you go.

    No, actually no, we won`t. No one will care. Off with you, little bigot. Your kind is neither needed nor wanted here.

    8-) LJ
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    insane_ai Male 30-39
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    August 27, 2011 at 11:02 am
    At least Christians are consistent. Another fail from the community led by a schizophrenic child molestor who wrote about a god so flawed he kept changin his mind. (a.k.a koran a.k.a. not worth toilet paper.
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
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    August 27, 2011 at 11:19 am
    Lesbianism not as bad?

    Challenge accepted.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    August 27, 2011 at 11:19 am

    I really don`t get why straight guys think
    lesbians are so hot....


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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    August 27, 2011 at 11:50 am
    Gerry: Not all lesbians are "Butch" Gerry, I used to work with 2 of them that were pretty hot actually.
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    Subushie Male 18-29
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    August 27, 2011 at 12:06 pm
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    I would have to agree though;

    Our sex is way better then Lesbians
    who wants to scissor all night long anyway.
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    MrLill Male 18-29
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    August 27, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    yeah lesbians! FTW!
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    August 27, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    Gerry, if those two are lesbians then I`m the Pope. I`ve seen some butch lesbians, but that`s two dudes dude.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    August 27, 2011 at 2:17 pm
    SOmetimes people are wrong
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    August 27, 2011 at 3:33 pm
    I`m hoping that`s a mistranslation because obviously lesbians are by definition homosexual.

    Maybe homosexual men should adopt an ancient Greek poet to get a unique name for themselves. Shouldn`t be hard to find one who wrote erotic poetry to/about other men.

    Also, "practical" is so obviously irrelevant that I wonder what he actually said.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    August 27, 2011 at 3:38 pm
    At least Christians are consistent.

    It would be more consistent for a Christian to have the same attitude. There are half a dozen verses that are traditionally interpreted as speaking against homosexuality between men and only one that`s traditionally interpreted as speaking against homosexuality between women.

    I think that the traditional interpretation of all of them is bullpoo and none of them actually speak against homosexuality, but that`s a different argument.

    Another fail from the community led by a schizophrenic child molestor who wrote about a god so flawed he kept changin his mind. (a.k.a koran a.k.a. not worth toilet paper.

    To be fair, there`s no evidence that Mohammed was a child molestor. Marriage was a very different thing back then, especially when status/wealth/power was involved, and often had nothing to do with sex. People were sometimes married before they were born.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    August 27, 2011 at 3:44 pm
    Addendum for people who don`t want to look anything up:

    The word `lesbian` comes from an ancient Greek poet, Sappho, who lived on an island called Lesbos (or possibly Lesvos).

    Mohammed married a child. She was 8, if I recall correctly. Somewhere around that age, anyway.
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    MattyP Male 18-29
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    August 27, 2011 at 4:57 pm
    Makes sense.
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    unbanned Male 13-17
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    August 27, 2011 at 5:19 pm
    LOLWUT
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    August 27, 2011 at 5:22 pm
    HAHAHAHA! The Philipinos I work with think this too.
    It`s terrible to have a faggot son, but if you have a Lesbo daughter it`s not so bad...

    WTF! I`m really "right wing" and I`m shocked at the bigotry of this! BUT we have to be "sensitive" because it`s a "cultural" thing?
    drat DAT!

    Muslims and Phillioponos are BIGOTS! I am 100% more accepting of gay persons than them, yet the "left" brands ME a homophobe? drat DAT!
    going to read the dratING posts now... (in a bad mood too!)
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    yoda141 Male 18-29
    266 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 5:30 pm
    I agree with 5Cats. If a culture is bigoted, ignorant and insensitive, then it is inferior. Somebody once told me "who are you to judge how muslims in the arab world treat their women?" wtf THEIR women?!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32794 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 5:33 pm
    i didnt think anyone would find an actual reason...
    LOLZ! @collegebound! Half my hard drive is filled with lesbo... I mean, SOME people like that sort of thing...

    @Gerry1of1: lolz, you do NOT mean that!

    @NNoamfer: Well said! Totally great post! srsly, you made a fantastic point there, I`m impressed!

    faggots are faggots and shud be killed either way.
    @Buklaoaa: BANHAMMER PLEASE!!!!

    @Lord_Jereth: You are amoung the most respected members of IAB I have ever seen! I swear your post count should be 4K since I seem to remember ever post you`ve made! I only wish I personally could find the clarity and concice wisdom you`ve demonstrated.
    I AM NOT WORTHY!!!!
    (& etc)
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    August 27, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    "faggots are faggots and shud be killed either way."

    No. Banned.
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 6:07 pm
    Yoda: "wtf THEIR women?!"

    Their boss? Their God? Their wife? Their Master? Their superior? Their better? Their manager? Their country? Their leader? Their religion? Their local supermarket? Their TV station? Their owner? Their parents?

    So... yes. THEIR women is exactly how you would structure a sentence.. The term "their" doesn`t imply ownership or inferiority.

    Though I agree with the rest of your sentiment.

    5 Cats:
    "Of course this guy is koo-koo! But less so than a lot of other folks, so Meh! Whatever."

    That was your response to the last non-Muslim nut. So crying out bigot now is a little hypocritical considering that your responses are organized first by whether or not you dislike the group the person is in.
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    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 7:49 pm
    yea ....... both are haram.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    August 27, 2011 at 8:28 pm
    His statement is unsubstantiated. I suggest an extensive research programme.
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    Yaezakura Female 18-29
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    August 28, 2011 at 4:51 am
    At least Christians are consistent.
    About what, exactly? They claim half of Leviticus is holy law and must be followed to the letter (such as those infamous lines supposedly regarding homosexuality) but willingly ignore the rest because it would impact the comfort of their every day lives.

    Many try to claim that Jesus coming absolved them of having to follow those laws, but Jesus himself said "It is easier for heaven and earth to disappear than for the least stroke of a pen to drop out of the Law."
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
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    August 28, 2011 at 5:44 am
    "At least Christians are consistent."

    Right. Abort a fetus and it`s murder. But bomb a country and kill more than 100,000 innocent civilians in a desperate attempt to take control over some oil, and that`s OK.

    Moron.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    August 28, 2011 at 6:37 am

    Baalthazaq "your responses are organized first by whether or not you dislike the group the person is in"
    I don`t think I get your point. I mean, isn`t everyone`s opinion swayed by such information?

    For example, if someone says he`s in the Nazi party I`m gonna think he`s a little stupid.
    But if the same guy said he was in the Kardashian wedding Party I`m gonna think he was completely crazy.

    See. My response was based on whether or not I dislike the group.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32794 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 8:37 am
    @Baalthy: So if some religious nut says something koo-koo, and I say he`s a koo-koo nut, I`m wrong?

    Wow, this new-age leftist thinking is hard! You`re wrong if you`re `right` but you`re right if you`re `left`?

    @Gerry1of1 - he doesn`t like the group I belong to, so everything I say is wrong, eh? lolz! Oh the irony!
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    damokiwi Male 40-49
    75 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 8:50 am
    Is that a santa hat he`s wearing?
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    markust123 Male 40-49
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    August 28, 2011 at 9:55 am
    "It means Scissor beats Rocks"

    Holy crap that made me laugh Gerry.
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    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 11:54 am
    @5Cats,

    "@Lord_Jereth: You are amoung the most respected members of IAB I have ever seen! I swear your post count should be 4K since I seem to remember ever post you`ve made! I only wish I personally could find the clarity and concice wisdom you`ve demonstrated.
    I AM NOT WORTHY!!!!
    (& etc)"

    I am sure this was probably meant sarcastically but I`ll take the compliment all the same. If I were that respected I`d be a mod by now.

    *chuckles*

    8-) LJ
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    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 11:56 am
    @Baalthazaq

    Good call, my friend. Good call.

    8-) LJ
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32794 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 4:51 pm
    vv No, not sarcastic! I get lots of positive LoLs from your posts LJ!

    There`s lots of fine posters here at IAB, keeps me comming back!
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    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 8:29 pm
    Then, I accept the compliment with thanks. I just calls `em as I see`s `em. :)

    8-) LJ
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    insane_ai Male 30-39
    796 posts
    August 29, 2011 at 5:48 am
    "To be fair, there`s no evidence that Mohammed was a child molestor."

    mohammed was 48 when he was betrothed to aisha who was 6. They married at 49 / 7, comsumated at 51 / 9. What else would you call a 51 year old man having sex with a 9 year old girl? Child molester fits perfectly here.

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    rncotton Male 30-39
    417 posts
    August 29, 2011 at 12:36 pm
    I`m sure he means it`s better because lesbians don`t get sh*t on their d*ck.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 29, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    mohammed was 48 when he was betrothed to aisha who was 6. They married at 49 / 7, comsumated at 51 / 9. What else would you call a 51 year old man having sex with a 9 year old girl? Child molester fits perfectly here.

    I know that you can read, because you must have read the first few words of my post.

    So how about you read the other few lines of it, which contain the explanation? I realise that reading may well be difficult for you, but you`re going to continue looking bad if you continue replying to posts without reading them. If it`s a real problem, get someone to read to you.

    Here`s the key points, spelled out carefully for you:

    There is no statement of Mohammed having sex with Aisha when she was that young.

    Marriage in the past was often arranged purely for financial/political/social reasons, especially when wealth/status was involved, and did not imply sex.

    So, as I said, there`s no evidence that Mohammed was a
  49. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 29, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    You might get as far as thinking about the word "consummated", so I`ll deal with that first.

    The passage was, obviously, written in Arabic.

    "consummation" is a translation into English.

    "consummation" means "completion".

    It can be used to refer to the completion of the marriage started by betrothral (which is a partial marriage, not at all like an engagement).

    In England centuries later, it implied sex as that was what completed the marriage there and then.

    It`s a common mistake in etymology to assume that the meaning of a word in one place at one time is exactly the same as the meaning of the word in a different place at a different time. That is often not true, especially for secondary implied meanings.

    Assuming that it`s an accurate translation in the first place, which it might or might not be.
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    hagane Male 30-39
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    August 29, 2011 at 4:30 pm
    9 out of 10 Sheikhs agree... ;)
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    insane_ai Male 30-39
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    August 29, 2011 at 6:20 pm
    I`ll take the word of an Imam over an internet know-it-all on the meaning of a word in the koran.
    When he told me of this occurrence, it was alright in his eyes,since aisha supposedly had started her menses. I made my own judgement from there.

    Thanks for trying.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    August 30, 2011 at 1:24 am
    I`ll take the word of an Imam over an internet know-it-all on the meaning of a word in the koran.
    When he told me of this occurrence, it was alright in his eyes,since aisha supposedly had started her menses. I made my own judgement from there.

    Thanks for trying.

    Maybe you`d like to try a rebuttal of something I`ve written?

    You don`t know what the word in question is and you wouldn`t be able to read it if you did, so why are you claiming to know what it means?

    You`ve found one person who agrees with you. I don`t consider that proof that you`re right.

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