This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 203 [Pic]

Submitted by: M3chan1caL 5 years ago in Funny

The Louis C.K. edition.
There are 91 comments:
Male 571
It must be noted that this is from his show Louie. It`s fictional, not from a real Fox News appearance. Doesn`t make him any less awesome though.
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Male 1,045
her face in the last panel forced me to write this one-handed
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Male 162
What a douchebag!
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Female 584
Why would Christians be against masturbation? I would think that God would much rather prefer us to pleasure ourselves than to partake in premarital intercourse...

If he actually said that then he is epic...
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Female 1,205
yes! hahaha that is so win
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Male 771
epic
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Male 12,138
Louis CK is the funniest comedian I`ve ever seen - and I grew up in a comedic environment. His material is awesome, his delivery is epic, and I want want want to see him live some day.

Yours,
A Fan of Great Comedy.

p.s. Louis rocks, in case you hadn`t gauged my opinion on the dude by now.
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Female 4,086
bravo, louis!
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Male 1,364
shes hot.
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Male 190
I`m gonna think about her to. I bet she has a dirty side :)
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Female 49
You do know this isn`t a `real` Fox news broadcast..right. You do realize this is for the Louis CK show. Like...why would Fox News want to talk to Louis CK for. LMAO
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Male 4,793
Bahaha i love seeing a churchy owned like that.
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Male 622
lmao. later, im gonna masterbate and im gonna think about you, and there is nothing you can do about it. LMAO
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Male 14,334
@DMonk

I can help you with that problem.....That and your boyfriend might be gay or cheating on you or both.
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Male 1,010
Louis CK:

Later, i`m gonna masturbate. I`m gonna think about you :-D
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Male 4,902
@BigDaddyJeff
I see what "HE" did there...
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Male 4,902
Hahahaha
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Female 131
I love that show, bahahaha. Louis is so good.
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Male 20
this episode was probably the best of the series Louie :) saa good
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Female 3
LOL. Its not even from fox news, its from Louis CK`s show. Even the watermark at the bottom says FX.
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Male 14,835
She`s going to have trouble getting it out of her hair.
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Male 163
you and me both louis
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Male 234
I watched the video this is from, and she is CLEARLY an actress (bad acting too). So this is some kinda fake video scriped by louis CK, or for some odd reason, Fox...
youtube.com/watch?v=CDTtgqIDezk
Watch it yourself, you decide within 10 seconds of her talking that she`s an (over)actress.
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Male 757
She is probably your typical hypocrite Christian and a chronic masturbator.
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Male 2,988
hahahaha love it
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Male 606
She looks ashamed!
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Male 1,523
lol perfect!
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Female 383
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Male 802
Holy f/uck I missed an episode of Louie somehow!!!
Thank you IAB, I take back all the complaints about reposts.
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Male 1,081
"COMEDIAN/MASTURBATOR"

XD
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Male 15
just watched the vid! great stuff, i think i`m gonna start watching that show
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Female 1,623
I masturbate regularly, even now that Monica and I have been together for like, 6 months
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Male 4,395
Women who don`t allow their man to masturbate are pretty much saying cheat on me.
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Male 4,395
BigDaddyJeff I believe you just converted me from agnostic to atheist.
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Female 193
Probably about 5 times a week over here.
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Male 362
@Turf Moor they are supposed to be burning in hell right now according to the bible. from what i remember anyways
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Female 1,008
I just watched the video. Wow. She is a terrible actress.
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Male 27
"So fantasizing about pre-marital or extra-marital sex would be the same sin as actually doing the deed." so kids what did we learn? thats it! dont just think about it. do it too!
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Male 1,625
That. Was. Glorious!
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Male 270
What happens to all those people who were alive before religion was around?
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Male 223
These last few episodes of "Louie" have been really funny! I`ve ended up waking everyone up from laughing so hard once I get home from work and watch them =]
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Male 336
He`s looking a lot like George Carlin...
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Male 27
@scoundrel1 Genesis 38:9-10
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Male 10,339
"If your lookin` at porn while doing it you may as well drop the "Christian" thing."

Here he goes again persecuting Christians.
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Female 71
My boyfriend doesn`t do me enough. I either masturbate or self-destruct.

But even I would feel uncomfortable about Louis getting off to me. Something about his baldness creeps me out.
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Male 368
@Scoundrel1
If you fantasize about sex with others while you masturbate then God would definitely be upset.
Jesus said in Matthew 5:27-28: 27“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ 28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
So fantasizing about pre-marital or extra-marital sex would be the same sin as actually doing the deed.
He said this to show how we, as men, are not able to live up to the standards of God`s holiness and thus we were all in need of a Savior that could wash the sin from us so we could stand blameless before God at the final jusgement.
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Male 7,378
[quote]Ok, I`m a Christian, and I masturbate DAILY![/quote]
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If your lookin` at porn while doing it you may as well drop the "Christian" thing.
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Male 541
@Birdfather

Ahh, didn`t hear the cello, only watched about 1 min on very low volume skipping throughout the video.
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Male 670
So this is a comedy sketch? Why post it as if it`s real?
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Male 33
Ok, I`m a Christian, and I masturbate DAILY! TMI maybe, but the point is I don`t think God is upset with me for it.
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Male 3,425
Wait, this is from a scripted comedy show called Louie? After watching the video, that`s definitely not real. And I can`t help but think this would be 100x funnier if it was really said on a real chat show.
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Male 25,416
zing
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Female 854
I love that show!
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Male 2,790
the ultimate payback...
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Male 52
youtube.com/watch?v=CDTtgqIDezk
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Male 346
Webz, she is acting. This is a skit...Do you think real life is actually like this, complete with cello accompaniment?
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Male 157
usad?
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Male 541
Watching the video it`s really hard to believe she`s not acting and the back and forth between her and the anchor isn`t scripted somehow.

It`s king of unnerving.
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Male 1,284
my hero
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Male 3,745
WIN
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Male 10,855
[quote]Are you happy?[/quote]

Of course I am. There are people who well never be married and they will be happy.
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Male 10,855
You tell`em Louis!
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Male 6,737
lmao, brilliant
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Male 2,376
i think i`m going to do the same thing
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Male 1,249
Louis C.K for president!
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Male 1,239
This has got to be a comedy skit.
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Male 1,832
I didn`t miss this. I was laughing my ass off.
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Male 1,239
Knowing Louis he very likely did do exactly as he promised.
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Male 117
btw, www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDTtgqIDezk
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Male 1,239
If women screwed their partner whenever he felt horny then he wouldn`t fap. That said, most women would be in pain if they did that so naturally a guy fills his needs in the meantime. It`s really best for everyone.
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Male 528
LOLD
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Male 801
Hahahaha! Good man!
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Male 117
haha yesss
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Female 9,478
XD
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Male 1,793
if man wasn`t ment to masturbate he wouldn`t have hands with opposible thumbs.....
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Male 1
me too!
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Male 2,159
If this is fake, I don`t care. It`s still brilliant.
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Male 83
Awe that last line is priceless.
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Male 5,413
HAAAA HAAAA!
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Male 14,334
[quote]My husbands coworker was recently kicked out of the house and will be getting a divorce. His wife caught him jerking to some porn and she said it`s the same a cheating.

Advice to Women: let him jerk off and leave him alone.[/quote]

My advise would be to f**k your partner or they`ll get it somehow.
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Male 36
"I recycle, and I masturbate" best line ever pmsl.
And the look on her face in the last pic, priceless.
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Male 14,334
LOL! she`s cute needs to sin more I`ll help.
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Male 165
OH wow that`s fantastic.
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Male 840
I think she is thinking in box 5. "Damn. I better add more layers."
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Female 117
He`s so hot, he looks like the red angry bird.
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Male 354
LMAO! Comedian/Masturbator
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Male 1,625
@Gerry: I caught my gf masturbating (eg girls do it too); so she isn`t divorcing him for masturbating
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Male 1,625
can that be classified as sexual harassment?
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Male 5,314
nice
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Female 127
I love Louis CK. I would be honored if he thought about me while masturbating.
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Male 178
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