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Date: 08/05/11 01:26 PM

47 Responses to This Is How We Used To Slow Dance In The `80s

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18410 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    Link: This Is How We Used To Slow Dance In The `80s - And we weren`t even being ironic, mofos.
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    TypicalJerk Male 18-29
    533 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    SuperbadassHair at 2:03. lolol
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 1:43 pm
    I don`t know why I watched eery second of that. I feel like a creep.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14194 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    Toni at about 1:40 min looks like she`s going to break out laughing hysterically.
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2284 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    Realizing that we all have our (Awkward)teen years-glad mine weren`t in the 80`s.
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    DragonMeta Male 18-29
    44 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    wtf? Pisces had a fake name, fake hair, and he hid his face. Was he wanted for murder or something?
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    Oldfrt Male 50-59
    746 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    Peaches & Rich don`t look like they`re enjoying themselves
  8. Profile photo of Solar_F
    Solar_F Female 30-39
    16 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    I feel dirty watching that...
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    35646 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    Kelly & Mike: Kelly got pregnant and told Mike it was his baby. On the kids 10th birthday the real baby daddy surprised him on an emotionally charged episode of Jerry Springer.

    Joe & Holly: Holly is currently in prison awaiting trial for crack use. Joe is still happy incesting with his Mom.

    Peaches & Rich: Rich recently quit the Senate after he was caught sexting photos to a minor. Peaches is starring on Real Housewives of Atlanta.

    Carolyn & Mike: They found Jesus, married & currently operate a clinic in San Francisco where they Pray Away The Gay.

    Toni & Pisces: Formed a music duet and achieve One-Hit-Wonder success with their rap hit "Smack da Bitch Down"

    Vicky & Eric: This couple were featured on Unsolved Mysteries after 8 years of marriage Vicky mysteriously dissapeared. Eric remains the primary suspect in the case. On a side note, did you see the sweet ass on Eric in those pants! WOO
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    dweezil Female 18-29
    32 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 2:08 pm
    Pisces hair and Eric`s mustache = AWESOME
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    Errand_boy Male 30-39
    621 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    And thats why Soul Train kicked ass! Did Vicky rip someones weave out and Eric looks like the Matthew McConaughey of the bunch. "Thats what I like about high school girls...."
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3032 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    Isn`t this from that creepy, Pedobear-Approved afternoon dance show that aired on the USA Network in the late `80`s and early `90`s?
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25345 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    Awww... its like real life. but 90`s style
  14. Profile photo of josieflo
    josieflo Female 18-29
    145 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    It`s Kelly Ripa. No joke
  15. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 2:42 pm
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 2:45 pm
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    Deviros Male 18-29
    535 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 3:14 pm - why do we know the answer to peaches and rich, exactly? What`s the announcer insinuating anyway?
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    Monosandalos Male 30-39
    272 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 3:34 pm
    Reminds me of my early-teen parties. Although there was far less lighting, Scorpions - Wind of change playing, and a lot more grabbing...
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    Skittzo Female 18-29
    185 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    What is with the pom-pom at the end? No, seriously? O_O Also, Deviros totally has a point. What is the announcer trying to say...
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    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1266 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 4:13 pm
    Is "Kelly" Kelly Ripa??
  21. Profile photo of alibi19
    alibi19 Male 18-29
    73 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 5:01 pm
    That was painfully awkward to watch.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 5:36 pm
    Brings back a memory of slow dancing with my best friend`s brother to "How Deep is Your Love" by the Bee Gees. The first time I had danced with a boy. He farted, people started laughing and I ran out of the room mortified. Way to stunt a high school girl! Never went to a school dance after that.
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    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    665 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 5:43 pm
    Heres Peaches and Rich. "i think we all know the answer to this one". Peaches say she look for Rich. Rich looks for Peaches to be by his side

    What the he ll did he mean by that? theres gotta be a hidden meaning to it.
  24. Profile photo of octwilite
    octwilite Female 40-49
    188 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 6:00 pm
    I used to love this! And yes, that is Kelly Ripa.
  25. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 6:50 pm
    Dem mullets.
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    whipplefunk Male 30-39
    925 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 8:15 pm
    @ lauriloo Sorry for farting.
  27. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15512 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 8:48 pm
    That is weird and uncomfortable as heck
  28. Profile photo of kj36
    kj36 Female 18-29
    240 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 8:54 pm
    rich and peaches can`t even look each other in the eye. bah.
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    mystreT Male 30-39
    333 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 9:53 pm
    Was that "Dancing on Air"?
  30. Profile photo of nostrathomas
    nostrathomas Male 18-29
    99 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 10:33 pm
    pretend im not here, pretend im not here.. d.amnit theres a camera...
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    Sachi001 Male 30-39
    599 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 11:02 pm
    Eck I think I`m going to barf.
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    aribowman Male 13-17
    64 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 11:30 pm
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    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 11:59 pm
    This is what you kids today are going to look like in 30 years.
  34. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 2:47 am
    That is all kinds of weird. But I watched it all. :)
  35. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 5:28 am
    So akward. Peaches is too cool for this, is the answer
  36. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 6:37 am
    I used to hear, "I wanna see a Bible`s distance between you two!"
  37. Profile photo of crackyhoss
    crackyhoss Male 18-29
    254 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 10:22 am
    Hey! I look for my mom to be by my side.
  38. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 10:36 am
    ROFL@Their names
  39. Profile photo of NotThatSmrt
    NotThatSmrt Male 18-29
    63 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 1:51 pm
    They would just let anyone on tv then, huh?
  40. Profile photo of faefae
    faefae Female 18-29
    24 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 4:43 pm
    omg this is Dance Party USA... I feel so old right now. But how do kids slow dance these days?
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    wildancrazy Male 40-49
    138 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 7:40 pm
    Teen girls,start feeding on young mens souls as soon as they learn of the power thay have,,and having someone standing by their side..
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2346 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 8:05 pm

    they don`t slow dance today, they have mock sex on the dance floor. Like everything else this current generation has failed to learn or understand a damn thing and pretty much ruins everything they touch.
  43. Profile photo of xoxnameless
    xoxnameless Female 18-29
    208 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 8:22 pm
    What`s different compared to now? I mean, I don`t think young people really slow dance now anyways, it`s all grinding against each other`s privates, but when they do "slow dance" it pretty much looks like that...
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    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 6:20 am
    how old are these kids?
  45. Profile photo of HumboldtPie
    HumboldtPie Male 18-29
    311 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 9:05 am
    first girl looked like she was made out of plastic
  46. Profile photo of mcmals
    mcmals Female 18-29
    146 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 1:45 pm
    peaches and rick look scared
  47. Profile photo of dubstepdubst
    dubstepdubst Male 18-29
    63 posts
    August 8, 2011 at 3:32 am
    Eric has a rockin` stash.. that will live on forever much like Babe Ruth does.

    As for the rest; With major emphasis on Pisces:

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