This Is How We Used To Slow Dance In The `80s

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Weird

And we weren"t even being ironic, mofos.
There are 47 comments:
Male 63
Eric has a rockin` stash.. that will live on forever much like Babe Ruth does.

As for the rest; With major emphasis on Pisces:


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Female 146
peaches and rick look scared
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Male 311
first girl looked like she was made out of plastic
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Male 439
how old are these kids?
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Female 208
What`s different compared to now? I mean, I don`t think young people really slow dance now anyways, it`s all grinding against each other`s privates, but when they do "slow dance" it pretty much looks like that...
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Male 2,345
faefae,

they don`t slow dance today, they have mock sex on the dance floor. Like everything else this current generation has failed to learn or understand a damn thing and pretty much ruins everything they touch.
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Male 138
Teen girls,start feeding on young mens souls as soon as they learn of the power thay have,,and having someone standing by their side..
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Female 24
omg this is Dance Party USA... I feel so old right now. But how do kids slow dance these days?
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Male 63
They would just let anyone on tv then, huh?
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Male 1,646
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Male 254
Hey! I look for my mom to be by my side.
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Male 3,477
I used to hear, "I wanna see a Bible`s distance between you two!"
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Female 2,549
So akward. Peaches is too cool for this, is the answer
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Female 420
That is all kinds of weird. But I watched it all. :)
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Male 1,745
This is what you kids today are going to look like in 30 years.
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Male 64
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Male 599
Eck I think I`m going to barf.
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Male 99
pretend im not here, pretend im not here.. d.amnit theres a camera...
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Male 335
Was that "Dancing on Air"?
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Female 240
rich and peaches can`t even look each other in the eye. bah.
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Male 15,510
That is weird and uncomfortable as heck
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Male 1,151
@ lauriloo Sorry for farting.
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Male 1,081
Dem mullets.
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Female 188
I used to love this! And yes, that is Kelly Ripa.
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Male 707
Heres Peaches and Rich. "i think we all know the answer to this one". Peaches say she look for Rich. Rich looks for Peaches to be by his side

What the he ll did he mean by that? theres gotta be a hidden meaning to it.
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Female 1,803
Brings back a memory of slow dancing with my best friend`s brother to "How Deep is Your Love" by the Bee Gees. The first time I had danced with a boy. He farted, people started laughing and I ran out of the room mortified. Way to stunt a high school girl! Never went to a school dance after that.
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Male 73
That was painfully awkward to watch.
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Female 1,586
Is "Kelly" Kelly Ripa??
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Female 185
What is with the pom-pom at the end? No, seriously? O_O Also, Deviros totally has a point. What is the announcer trying to say...
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Male 290
Reminds me of my early-teen parties. Although there was far less lighting, Scorpions - Wind of change playing, and a lot more grabbing...
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Male 535
...so - why do we know the answer to peaches and rich, exactly? What`s the announcer insinuating anyway?
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Male 2,790
huh
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Male 1,312
Peaches....seriously
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Female 145
It`s Kelly Ripa. No joke
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Male 25,417
Awww... its like real life. but 90`s style
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Male 3,058
Isn`t this from that creepy, Pedobear-Approved afternoon dance show that aired on the USA Network in the late `80`s and early `90`s?
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Male 621
And thats why Soul Train kicked ass! Did Vicky rip someones weave out and Eric looks like the Matthew McConaughey of the bunch. "Thats what I like about high school girls...."
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Female 32
Pisces hair and Eric`s mustache = AWESOME
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Male 39,572
UPDATE:

Kelly & Mike: Kelly got pregnant and told Mike it was his baby. On the kids 10th birthday the real baby daddy surprised him on an emotionally charged episode of Jerry Springer.

Joe & Holly: Holly is currently in prison awaiting trial for crack use. Joe is still happy incesting with his Mom.

Peaches & Rich: Rich recently quit the Senate after he was caught sexting photos to a minor. Peaches is starring on Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Carolyn & Mike: They found Jesus, married & currently operate a clinic in San Francisco where they Pray Away The Gay.

Toni & Pisces: Formed a music duet and achieve One-Hit-Wonder success with their rap hit "Smack da Bitch Down"

Vicky & Eric: This couple were featured on Unsolved Mysteries after 8 years of marriage Vicky mysteriously dissapeared. Eric remains the primary suspect in the case. On a side note, did you see the sweet ass on Eric in those pants! WOO
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Female 16
I feel dirty watching that...
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Male 749
Peaches & Rich don`t look like they`re enjoying themselves
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Male 44
wtf? Pisces had a fake name, fake hair, and he hid his face. Was he wanted for murder or something?
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Male 3,114
Realizing that we all have our (Awkward)teen years-glad mine weren`t in the 80`s.
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Male 14,331
Toni at about 1:40 min looks like she`s going to break out laughing hysterically.
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Male 1,216
I don`t know why I watched eery second of that. I feel like a creep.
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Male 533
SuperbadassHair at 2:03. lolol
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Male 20,827
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