The Perfect Vagina

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 5 years ago in Misc

The perfect vagina from heather leach on Vimeo.


The ladies answer to penis surgery. Who knew they were as self conscious as guys?
There are 77 comments:
Male 47
anyone looking for a vag...just forward to about 10:46
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Male 243
a minute in and I had to think to myself - do I really want to sit here and wait to see her vagina?

Well bookmarked and now for some coffee - I`ll come back to this one.
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Male 4,902
Hair is the only issue for me, I don`t do hairy clam.
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Male 6,694
Thats just crazy.
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Female 19
I couldn`t help but be irked by the negativity surrounding the `post baby` body. I actually like mine BETTER after three babies. There is power there, and I can feel it!!
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Female 9
... I thought she had quite a nice vagina .___.
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Male 99
will it eventually fall off like MJs nose?
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Male 67
I have had two former girl friends who have questioned me on this very topic within the past few months... This seems to be a very common, and I think I will bring it up with future gfs. I have now passed this link on to both of them, as well as several other friends who I know are not comfortable with their genitalia. I think guys have a similar body dysmorphic D/O but the male dominated culture is just not there to support public genital modification. I applaud the sculptor for his project, and wish it was more disseminated.
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Female 19
"They got vagina and vulva mixed up :P
Really professional"

I don`t know anyone who makes the distinction in every day conversation. I say "vagina" when I mean my vulva and everybody gets the point.
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Male 620
I personally feel beef curtains are both fun and nutritious.
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Male 146
60 minute video with some chick talking about vaginas? redtube has the real deal.
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Male 3,076
what ever job 1:05 got I WANT IT!
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Female 157
In high school and early college guys used to talk very openly about big niples/areols being and meety vaginas being gross openly around us girls. Even though they never saw us naked they would scoff and make terrible remarks. So at 13 the logic was understood that men didn`t care who you where, pretty, friendly, athletic, smart, or even their friend, if you had these things wrong with you they would not be attracted to you/they would not want you. Then I got older (about 24) men shut up about it all together. I had a sweet boyfriend at the time so I asked him what guys really thought about "this and that" and I told him about the teasing we endured in high school even though no one ever saw me naked at that point. He kissed me and told me that most guys don`t have sex, or at least not sex on a regular basis until their about 24. At that point they realize those things aren`t so weird and some like it.
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Female 4,086
dammit, gerry, where did you get that picture of me?????
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Female 4,086
OMG, why do women hate their vaginas? i don`t. mine is quite lovely, thank you.
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Female 512
Meh...I don`t think I can be bothered watching women whinge about their genetalia for 58 minutes...isn`t that what The View is for?
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Male 3,475
Oh, and a one hour video on "i-am-bored" made me bored.
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Male 3,475
LADIES!
LISTEN!
If you have one that`s clean, you`re good to go!
Now go do some sit-ups and leg stretches!
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Male 2,586
51:00 - I get my women to take on the voice of their vagina?! - New age people etc I like, that sort of person I hate!

Still, (sorry ladies) in my opinion you`ve still got it easier... it`s a lot easier to chop bits off than to add bits on - all this vagina stuff is just cosmetic but for guys that aren`t well endowed, they suffer a thousand times more because they KNOW that it won`t do as much for the girl and the girl could quite easily turn around and say "well, my ex was bigger, you`re tiny... it does nothing for me" - THAT hurts!

At the end of the day, it`s not how it looks but how it feels (and smells) - and those are easy to get over...
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Male 812
Why would they do that? :(
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Male 83
It`s all gonna change anyways once you have children...it may not become deformed, but you sure as hell won`t be able to have as much sex after having children.

Either way, I don`t think women should be overly self-conscious about their genitals, what`s the point, it`s not like EVERYBODY has to approve of it, just a certain someone that has the privilege of enjoying it...
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Male 599
Geez.... Penises and vaginas. You talk about the Japanese being obsessive. Sheesh.
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Male 928
If everyone got surgery would the term bumping uglies cease to exist or just be replaced with bumping beauties?
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Male 63
well after watching both of these videos (penis one and this one) the adding fat to the penis looks more painful. but that is most likely because i am a guy. both look terrible. cant wait to torture my wife with this video lol.
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Female 71
I actually watched this like a month ago. I`m not exactly happy with what I have down there but I`d never get surgery for it. But I understand why some girls would.
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Male 17,512
Definitely should`ve been labeled NSFW, and I don`t really see the point other than women being hyper obsessive about looks which is not good for their mental health.

Learn to be comfortable in the skin you`re in and quit trying to follow some false ideal of beauty.
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Female 1,008
Argh!! I heard "trimmed labia" and my vag seized up.
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Female 2,674
For some reason, I found the penis video more moving than this one.

Moral of the story: dicks and vags are ugly... we are all a little self conscious of them. Big deal. They call it `bumping uglies` for a reason, now don`t they.
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Female 471
I find it really sad that women would allow themselves to be mutilated for the sake of pleasing men. The labia minora is a necessary structure of the genitals. Do these women not think about the scarring that can occur? By having it trimmed, a woman is putting herself at risk for complications (tearing for one) during vaginal delivery. The vagina itself is on the inside and if someone doesn`t know the difference between the vulva and the vagina, they probably shouldn`t be in the business of doing anything down there.
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Male 1,386
i cringed when i watched the surgery at 11 minutes in

that was horrible. why would anyone want that D:
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Male 122
this is sick, immoral, cosmetic surgery should be banned, unless of course you ACTUALLY need it from like an accident or something
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Male 12
Love me some roast beef style vagina, mmm mm
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Male 38,468

@ AtomicSkier9 - care to repeat that?


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Male 1,610
I care what it looks like but not enough for it to affect my level of interest in the girl (within limits, I don`t wanna see Quasimodo looking at me when i pull off her panties). Now if I found out she had cosmetic surgery on it, that would most likely affect how much I was interested in her.

Also, these women seem to be modifying their genitalia in a way that I would like less. It`s their bodies and they can do what they want with them but they could be making it look worse for the specific man they might find themselves wanting to be with.
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Male 1,085
All women are beautiful no matter her shape or size!
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Male 3,147
@Lauriloo

"Really don`t think guys care what it looks like."

Actually I think most of us do, but don`t mock one to it`s owners face. A bit like women that will laugh about a guy`s dick but only with their mates behind the guy`s back... well us guys do it too whenever we come across a really big flappy-lipped ugly one.

Unless we`re currently in love with the owner... in which case we don`t talk about it even to our mates. Again, a bit like women in that respect.
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Male 533
Finally, some of that vag flapping about I was speaking of. Sadly, the women with the flappy vag`s still talk bs about the guy with the cm peter. Ahaha
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Male 633
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Male 2,737
My ex-girlfriends cooch looked like two pounds of chewed up Bubblicious.It still worked okay.
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Male 25,416
Since when have guys seriously gotten that far with a woman and then say no.. thats a hideous vagina.
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Male 535
ohh god stop the crying for gods sake! this documentation could be very very good but the moderator or whatever you call that woman is so annoying and just terrible in her reasoning!
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Female 735
I get made fun of for vagina. An ex of mine actually spread around the rumor a few years ago that I had "mudflaps" and "salami nipples". I have somewhat large lips- not extremely so, but not little girl sized either. My best friend has no let that die- she tells everyone. As for the salami nipples bit, I just have larger areolas because I have large boobs. As far as I`ve seen, they`re perfectly normal for breasts my size.
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Male 1,216
@defiythelie, I honestly don`t give a tiny poo about what a vagina looks like, you don`t represent all men.

All I want is for it to not be infected.
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Female 1,963
At least there`s one part of my body I don`t have to have a complex about. I`ve also been told by my gynecologist that I have "pretty" ovaries. So there`s that.
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Male 10,440
I only watched the first minute or so and right away I can tell it would be a waste to see it all.

"Sorry baby, I can`t have sex with you... it`s just that your vagina... it`s so hideous. It turns me off"
Yeah right...
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Female 1,803
"We guys CARE what it looks like, more then you will ever know. "

Consider yourselves lucky that women look past how ugly men`s junk is. Otherwise you might never get any.

P.S. The word you wanted is "than". More THAN you will ever know.
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Male 2,868
@Gerry1of1- It doesn`t claim to be. I think the woman making this documentary is pretty upfront about her opinion and her agenda.
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Male 38,468

not exactly "unbiased journalism" was it.
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Male 230
That puss at about 11 or so min in looked fine to me, but then that Indian doc slaughtered it.
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Male 230
I don`t want a girl that looks like a 12 year old down stairs. I want a bit of lip ( bigger the better) that will give me some thing to work with when I go down town.
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Female 6,381
Conversations I cannot imagine happening #6:
"Uh-uuuhhh"
"Oh, yes..."
"Wait! What the hell? Your inner labia are weird, babe! They`re all flappy - yuck!"
"You mean you don`t want to..."
"No feckin` way - I`m losin` my wood. I`m outa here."
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Male 230
" P.S. I think my vulva looks perfect and never got any complaints from men. Really don`t think guys care what it looks like."


We guys CARE what it looks like, more then you will ever know.
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Male 101
omg the pic at 27 minutes... the horror the horror



the horror
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Male 658
Too long. Can someone just tell me what time I have to jump to to see some fugly snatches?
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Male 1,442
Women discovered a bit of themselves that was natural looking (no make-up/surgerys) and decided it had to change. Some women are an eye surgery away from having nothing born with on the outside left.

Just to be fairer to women, some men are no better:
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Male 1,064
As opposed to men, women rely more heavily on emotions rather than logic. Unfortunately "emotional" is often interchangable with "insecure", and this video is a testament to that.
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Female 240
16 is crazy young, but after seeing the picture at 27 minutes... I understand.
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Male 1,249
I thought this and yesterdays penis movie were both well done. Its too bad so many people are willing to take extreme measures due to insecurities but at the same time I know I play into them as well. I have always gotten compliments about size from women yet I have always wanted just a little bit more.
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Female 1,441
laurilo I`ve been trying to explain to my friends for years that your vagina is NOT the exterior. It`s a tunnel. A hole.

What`s incredible is that they refuse to see the difference. It`s basic anatomy people!
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Female 240
I am the only one who thought "fanny" meant butt??
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Male 773
`Ive got a picture here of a sixteen year old, and it explains to you why I do this type of surgery..`

Step this way, please.

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Female 1,803
Isobel is correct. Vagina is the tunnel, vulva is the exterior. How can so many women be so clueless about their own equipment?

va·gi·na
1. The muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals.

vul·va
1. The female external genitals.

P.S. I think my vulva looks perfect and never got any complaints from men. Really don`t think guys care what it looks like.
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Male 3,894
Oh gawd...big flappy lips are just awful. When it looks like someone gutted an Arby`s roast beef sandwich and shoved it about halfway in.... *gags*
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Female 295
The sexual bits aren`t supposed to be pretty. Look at men`s balls. They are ugly, wrinkly, and smelly. But they are important.
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Female 245
"Isobel you can`t be that stupid. they have it correct maybe you should take a look in a science book."
Umm, they talk about how women worry what their vagina looks like. Nobody can see your vagina, because it`s completely inside you. I only saw vulvas in this document.

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Male 768
So many variations of the word "vagina."

Also, I said this the last time it was posted and I`ll say it again. Most guys are just happy they get to see your vagina at all....
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Male 52
I actually like it when women have a bit of hair and a visible labia minora. Makes them look like women not little girls.
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Female 178
Isobel you can`t be that stupid. they have it correct maybe you should take a look in a science book.
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Male 38,468

I`m not really what you`d call a fan of vaginas.
Even the nicest one looks like a sea slug to me.

But rhinoplasty is more difficult to endure and a more serious surgery, so if you can get a nose job `cause you don`t like the look of it, why not a vagina-lift ?
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Male 688
It`s funny, I watched the penis one 2 minutes longer.

:( oh no.
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Male 295
27:25 made me poo myself
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Male 238
too much talky, less vaginy...
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Female 118
tl;dw
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Male 2,790
58 minutes? no thank you.
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Male 6
Really.....An hour long??
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Female 245
They got vagina and vulva mixed up :P
Really professional.
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Female 1,780
Link: The Perfect Vagina [Rate Link] - The ladies answer to penis surgery. Who knew they were as self conscious as guys?
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