The best in arts & entertainment, news, pop culture, and your mom since 2002.

[Total: 43    Average: 2.3/5]
48 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 30361
Rating: 2.3
Category: Funny
Date: 08/26/11 06:32 PM

48 Responses to The Official Hurricane To-Do List [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Kim...
    Kim... Female 13-17
    539 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 6:33 pm
    Link: The Official Hurricane To-Do List - The list is split for two groups: New York and the rest of the world...
  2. Profile photo of Nashman19
    Nashman19 Male 18-29
    39 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    It`s beyond annoying how many Facebook statuses there are about this thing.
  3. Profile photo of dshjkyulyu
    dshjkyulyu Female 18-29
    4 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 6:46 pm
    ONLINE STORE :

    ====( http://popbuynow.com/ )=====


    The website wholesale for many kinds of fashion shoes, like the nike,jordan,prada,****, also including the jeans,shirts,bags,hat and the decorations. All the products are free shipping, and the the price is competitive, and also can accept the paypal payment.,after the payment, can ship within short time.


    free shipping

    competitive price

    any size available

    accept the paypal

    jordan shoes $32

    nike shox $32

    Christan Audigier bikini $23

    Ed Hardy Bikini $23

    Smful short_t-shirt_woman $15

    ed hardy short_tank_woman $16

    Sandal $32

    christian louboutin $80

    Sunglass $15

    COACH_Necklace $27

    handbag $33

    AF tank woman $17

    puma slipper woman $30

    ====(
  • Profile photo of TPGman
    TPGman Male 13-17
    26 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 6:50 pm
    My family just buys 3 boxes of Ritz crackers in case power goes out for a while.
    We live in Florida so its kind of a normal thing. Most of our supervisors at work are from California and they were freaking about Irene when she was looking at us.
  • Profile photo of cloud7zero
    cloud7zero Male 18-29
    102 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 6:51 pm
    im in NY right now and the new york list is no where near correct for anything or anyone i know
  • Profile photo of MrBored123
    MrBored123 Male 18-29
    52 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 6:53 pm
    That`s a chance for a 1 day diet, but most Americans can`t imagine going without food for 1 day.
  • Profile photo of Norris
    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 6:59 pm
    I almost wanna see NYC get steamrolled when I hear crap about this. Also..the people who are like YOU CAN MOVE YA KNOW? ...those are the most annoying :P
  • Profile photo of lancelot
    lancelot Male 30-39
    50 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 7:03 pm
    cloud7zero, you sure? you sure sound defensive...
  • Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 7:04 pm

    It won`t hit till Saturday, it`s already been downgraded once, and we`ve had 4 days of unending coverage about preparing for the damn thing.

    "These homeowners are placing sandbags"
    "Here we see moderate waves"
    "Now back to Jim in the studio to discuss how the Obama administration is spending too much on sand bags"
  • Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 7:04 pm
    poopbuynow? haha
  • Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 7:11 pm
    tired of this poo on the news
  • Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 7:39 pm
    what is this?
  • Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 7:41 pm
    I don`t get it.
  • Profile photo of mkygirl
    mkygirl Female 30-39
    65 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 7:50 pm
    I love in Boston and my best friend is Irene. Still, a stitch in time saves nine and don`t we always bitch about how local coverage is never covered and it`s always out of the country?
  • Profile photo of mkygirl
    mkygirl Female 30-39
    65 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 7:51 pm
    Oh sorry..I meant local as in USA
  • Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 8:05 pm
    I miss Ghadafi now.
  • Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 8:19 pm
    you forgot `Get Shot` and `Ignore the Homeless`
  • Profile photo of botfly
    botfly Male 50-59
    616 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 8:21 pm
    @ VA Beach. Under mandatory evac cooler stocked, weapons loaded.
  • Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 8:28 pm
    I`m assuming this was written by a new yorker and doesn`t know how we do it in Louisiana.

    Ever heard of a hurricane party?
    New York; don`t even play, we know how to rock a good hurricane.
  • Profile photo of El_Chinche
    El_Chinche Male 18-29
    546 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 8:40 pm
    @Subushie
    I agree. I live here in Florida and people were already planning their hurricane parties while Irene was at least five days away. It`s only a cat 2 and that equals nearly harmless and that means a couple days off from work for some R&R.
  • Profile photo of El_Chinche
    El_Chinche Male 18-29
    546 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 8:42 pm
    @botfly
    Whoa! Settle down there, it`s a hurricane not the zombie apocalypse.
  • Profile photo of asscobb
    asscobb Male 18-29
    24 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 8:53 pm
    Yeah people in Louisiana know how to have a hurricane party! Ever hear of Katrina?
  • Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 9:14 pm
    When we had the cyclone earlier this year it was..
    Make sure you have ice
    make sure you have beer
    make sure you have cigs
    Make sure your camera or phone has charge for all the awesome vid your gonna get during and after.



  • Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 9:18 pm
    @a/sshole... I mean asscobb
    Yup, I remember it. I was there; one of the best times of my life. Had 3 months off of school, spent two of those months eating MRE`s (Which are amazing btw, don`t let anyone tell you any different) and spending time with my family. Loved every minute of it.
    lol, fu-ckoff idiot.
  • Profile photo of Oldfrt
    Oldfrt Male 50-59
    750 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 9:29 pm
    @asscobb: Ever hear of Katrina?

    I`m sick of people from Louisiana whining about Katrina. Yes, it was a horrible disaster, but for cryin` out loud, it was 6 years ago. You didn`t hear people who went through hurricane Andrew complain that much, and it was very nearly as bad. Not to mention those of us who`ve been through hurricanes since then (Rita and Ike for me). Time to move on.
  • Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 9:32 pm
    @oldfrt, I think he was insulting it. He is from east US as it says.

    BTW, we don`t complain about it. At least no one I know says anything about it; cept it was a great time for bonding. It`s the media that does.
  • Profile photo of asscobb
    asscobb Male 18-29
    24 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 11:24 pm
    @Oldfrt Yeah actually I was making a joke, saying that Katrina was just a party and no big deal. I live in FL, I`ve been through plenty of them and I don`t complain. I enjoy the change of pace.

    @Subushie Sounds like a good time!
  • Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 1:07 am
    HAW HAW SO FUNNY!
  • Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 1:10 am
    hope whomever wrote this clever observational bit lives where the worst of this hurricane is going to be. no eye of the storm for you, my quirky internet intellect. what are cat 2 storms, anyways? like branch-threatening?
  • Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 4:19 am
    What? Is this meant to be funny? I don`t get it...
  • Profile photo of Ozmose
    Ozmose Male 30-39
    448 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 4:35 am
    "I`m sick of people from Louisiana whining about Katrina. Yes, it was a horrible disaster, but for cryin` out loud, it was 6 years ago. You didn`t hear people who went through hurricane Andrew complain that much, and it was very nearly as bad. Not to mention those of us who`ve been through hurricanes since then (Rita and Ike for me). Time to move on."

    You could say the same about 9/11. That was a decade ago, and people still won`t shut the **** up about it.
  • Profile photo of jacos27
    jacos27 Male 18-29
    246 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 5:30 am
    Right now New York is in the state where we realize the storm`s not going to be as bad. We thought it was going to be cat 3, which because our buildings aren`t built to withstand anything more than a cat 1, it`s equivalent in damages to that of a cat 5 hitting the gulf. But now it`s a cat 1 and most likely becomng a tropical storm before hitting NY, we realize we are over preparing. No need to laugh, people in Louisiana would have done the same if a cat 5 was heading towards them and then it weakens to a cat 2. The only thing we have to realize is that the storm is MASSIVE and very slow moving. So therefore the longer the storm lasts, the more damage, no matter how powerful it is. I heard that the storm is supposed to last like 24 hours or something like that.
  • Profile photo of SaintsFan
    SaintsFan Male 30-39
    256 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 6:32 am
    This isn`t a "my disaster can beat up your disaster" contest. Nor should we ever forget about Katrina or 9/11. You think people were saying, "God, I wish those Hawaiians would shut up about Pearl Harbor?" No. These are historical events that happened to us a people. To "move on" is shallow, ignorant and a detriment to those involved.
  • Profile photo of ssdghjkyuyt
    ssdghjkyuyt Female 18-29
    4 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 7:01 am
    ONLINE STORE :

    ====( http://popbuynow.com/ )=====


    The website wholesale for many kinds of fashion shoes, like the nike,jordan,prada,****, also including the jeans,shirts,bags,hat and the decorations. All the products are free shipping, and the the price is competitive, and also can accept the paypal payment.,after the payment, can ship within short time.


    free shipping

    competitive price

    any size available

    accept the paypal

    jordan shoes $32

    nike shox $32

    Christan Audigier bikini $23

    Ed Hardy Bikini $23

    Smful short_t-shirt_woman $15

    ed hardy short_tank_woman $16

    Sandal $32

    christian louboutin $80

    Sunglass $15

    COACH_Necklace $27

    handbag $33

    AF tank woman $17

    puma slipper woman $30

    ====(
  • Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 7:41 am
    aside from the `viral tweets` and `french press` items, we do ALL those things-both lists--during tornado season down here in the south.....
  • Profile photo of Reverend84
    Reverend84 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 9:24 am
    boring.... and lame.... someone wasted precious moments of their life crafting complete crap... highfive idiot...
  • Profile photo of SunnyNphilly
    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 10:38 am
    Reverend84
    Male, 18-29, Western US
    4 Posts Saturday, August 27, 2011 9:24:39 AM
    boring.... and lame.... someone wasted precious moments of their life crafting complete crap... highfive idiot...

    yeah that^
  • Profile photo of deyv87
    deyv87 Male 18-29
    302 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 11:22 am
    I understand your complaint about people being jerks, SaintsFan... but to not "move on" at all is problematic, and worthy of seeing a therapist about.
  • Profile photo of Originalform
    Originalform Male 30-39
    292 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    Still not as annoying as some homo serial posters ruining IAB with his GAY propaganda


    Saturday, August 27, 2011 7:01:46 AM
    ONLINE STORE :

    ====( http://popbuynow.com/ )=====


    The website wholesale for many kinds of fashion shoes, like the nike,jordan,prada,****, also including the jeans,shirts,bags,hat and the decorations. All the products are free shipping, and the the price is competitive, and also can accept the paypal payment.,after the payment, can ship within short time.


    free shipping

    competitive price

    any size available

    accept the paypal

    jordan shoes $32

    nike shox $32

    Christan Audigier bikini $23

    Ed Hardy Bikini $23

    Smful short_t-shirt_woman $15

    ed hardy short_tank_woman $16

    Sandal $32

    christian louboutin $80

    Sunglass $15

    COACH_Neck
  • Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    If this were true I would have thought it was pretty funny. I had to verify this with my friend from NYC. He says everyone in New York is doing the things on the left side of the list. Oh well...

    It`s pretty funny though. People are stock-piling water in NYC right now. What`s fresh water going to do for you? The fresh water system is surprisingly stable. It`s never went down for any disasters. If it does go down, it means that people who stayed there will have much worse problems to worry about than fresh water. Probably won`t make it through the night.
  • Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 5:21 pm
    whats so special about this hurricane...
  • Profile photo of TheWaffle
    TheWaffle Male 18-29
    117 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 5:41 pm
    Yeah, New Yorkers are the only ones who party for hurricanes. Oh wait, what was that thing we always do down here in Houston during a hurricane/tropical storm? That`s right- party. Lame, iab.
  • Profile photo of Artemis24
    Artemis24 Female 18-29
    133 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 6:49 pm
    I`m from New York. I know no one who`s doing this. Quite the opposite actually
  • Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 7:49 am
    hurricane in florida: speculate with neigbors that the rain will be good for us. Act as if it`s a normal day.
  • Profile photo of darkworld605
    darkworld605 Male 13-17
    75 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 9:39 pm
    i was just going to watch The day after tomorrow
  • Profile photo of YANKmyDOODLE
    YANKmyDOODLE Male 30-39
    771 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 11:45 pm
    nyc is full of pussies.. cryin bout this weak ass hurricane like the south cries about a light snow downfall
  • Profile photo of xerch
    xerch Male 18-29
    195 posts
    August 29, 2011 at 11:40 am
    Damn those NYC hipsters!
  • Profile photo of muffalletta
    muffalletta Male 18-29
    543 posts
    August 29, 2011 at 2:13 pm
    this is stupid and unfunny
  • Leave a Reply