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Date: 08/05/11 02:36 PM

40 Responses to The Magic Multi-Slicer [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Rested
    Rested Male 18-29
    570 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    Link: The Magic Multi-Slicer - Hey guys, if you`re wife or girlfriend is prone to going crazy whenever you two have disagreements, do not buy her this.
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 2:43 pm
    An invention for people who are impressively lazy.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 2:43 pm
    Wow... be afraid. Unless your in a stable trustworthy relationship and she likes sliced bananas. Then your safe
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 2:44 pm
    Designed for the new crazy wife/gf by Lorena Bobbit
  5. Profile photo of mentorX
    mentorX Male 40-49
    4 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 2:48 pm
    Thank God, it only comes in small.
  6. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    I`m still bored.
  7. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36651 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 2:58 pm

    Guys, if your woman brings one of these into the house, I recommend you sleep wearing an athletic cup
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 3:04 pm
    is the work of finding this, slicing, and getting the slices out really easier than spending less time just going at it with a butter knife?
  9. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 3:06 pm
    I usually love gadgets, but this is just silly.
  10. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32782 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 3:12 pm
    Because bananas are so dang difficult to cut!
  11. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 3:50 pm
    It`s a little faster if you want to slice up dozens of bananas. It doesn`t seem sharp for much else.
  12. Profile photo of tehsusenoh
    tehsusenoh Male 13-17
    31 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 4:21 pm
    Just look at this banana slicer.
  13. Profile photo of terracottus
    terracottus Male 30-39
    280 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    Lol, stupid poo for stupid people.
    1. When are you in the situation of needing banana slices REALLY fast?
    2. Cutting with the knife is way faster once you got the hang of it.
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    miraclewik Female 18-29
    320 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 4:44 pm
    Ok then.

    PS, Sarah have you ever seen one?
  15. Profile photo of KLouD
    KLouD Male 30-39
    254 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 5:09 pm
    my penis would break that thing
  16. Profile photo of Barrye
    Barrye Male 18-29
    127 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 5:25 pm
    They should have a warning on it "Not sharp enough to cut a penis." just to mess with people.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 5:30 pm
    All I was thinking of was how useful this would be in cake-making and the like until I read your description.

    Do you really need to add that to make this more interesting? You just plain suck.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 5:33 pm
    1. When are you in the situation of needing banana slices REALLY fast?
    2. Cutting with the knife is way faster once you got the hang of it.
    Actually yeah... I agree with that. Kinda dumb.

    Well no... if there was a spring on the handle that opens it up again after each cut then you could make banana discs much faster than cutting.

    Limited market though. Only chefs and confectioners would find value in this, over a knife.
  19. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 8:38 pm
    That is so lazy
  20. Profile photo of boredyeti
    boredyeti Male 13-17
    16 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 8:39 pm
    makes the penis in the garbage disposal look slightly better...
  21. Profile photo of HI-haole
    HI-haole Male 18-29
    601 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 11:30 pm
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
  22. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 1:50 am
    Ow. The internet may have ruined me, but all I can think of is just that; holy cwap, how that must hurt if you use it in a wrong but at the same time to some erotic way. Ugh.
  23. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 2:06 am
    I am failing to see the magic.
  24. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3446 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 6:33 am
    I want more utensils to wash.
  25. Profile photo of wendy16256
    wendy16256 Female 30-39
    19 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 7:28 am
    I`m contacting my local Pampered Chef rep about this TODAY!
  26. Profile photo of rogue_knight
    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 8:50 am
    I agree with Tommy 2x4- must be a pain to wash- just eat the bananna
  27. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 10:32 am
    I could understand using this for maybe a cucumber, but it doesn`t seem sharp enough to do that job efficiently. Who is too lazy to cut a banana? literally the softest fruit on the planet...
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    NATattack Female 18-29
    285 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 11:07 am
    I WANT ONE!!
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    Goddamnit noooooo
  30. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 1:40 pm
    Why do they put the word magic in stuff?


    For things like this it makes it even scarier.
  31. Profile photo of XaveMomma
    XaveMomma Female 30-39
    169 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    In the time it takes to use that contraption, you could have already sliced the entire banana with a knife.
  32. Profile photo of cjk718
    cjk718 Male 18-29
    74 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 4:30 pm
    No fn way
  33. Profile photo of bompa1997
    bompa1997 Male 60-69
    92 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 8:04 pm
    They might be able to reattach it, but it would be 1, 2 maybe 3 inches shorter
  34. Profile photo of Errand_boy
    Errand_boy Male 30-39
    621 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 9:55 pm
    IIIIIIIIIIKKKEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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    Errand_boy Male 30-39
    621 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 10:02 pm
    @ Barrye: If they did and someone managed to. They`d be sued. Plausible deniability is your best defense against white trash psychos.
  36. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 8:15 am
    Noted...
  37. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    August 8, 2011 at 8:34 am
    I`ve seen something similar before.

    `Remove the lower horn` for those that get the reference.
  38. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 9:36 am
    I`m sad to say, I`m just lazy enough to buy something like that.
  39. Profile photo of fgreatwest
    fgreatwest Male 30-39
    102 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 4:52 pm
    I can only imagine...how a sausage would be cut to shreds in there. Makes me want to keep my legs crossed.

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