The Magic Multi-Slicer [Pic]

Submitted by: Rested 6 years ago in Funny

Hey guys, if you"re wife or girlfriend is prone to going crazy whenever you two have disagreements, do not buy her this.
There are 40 comments:
Male 102
I can only imagine...how a sausage would be cut to shreds in there. Makes me want to keep my legs crossed.
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Male 876
I`m sad to say, I`m just lazy enough to buy something like that.
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Male 2,862
I`ve seen something similar before.

`Remove the lower horn` for those that get the reference.
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Male 5,626
Noted...
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Male 621
@ Barrye: If they did and someone managed to. They`d be sued. Plausible deniability is your best defense against white trash psychos.
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Male 621
IIIIIIIIIIKKKEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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Male 92
They might be able to reattach it, but it would be 1, 2 maybe 3 inches shorter
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Male 74
No fn way
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Female 169
In the time it takes to use that contraption, you could have already sliced the entire banana with a knife.
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Male 1,595
Why do they put the word magic in stuff?


For things like this it makes it even scarier.
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Male 4,902
Goddamnit noooooo
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Female 285
I WANT ONE!!
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Male 1,646
I could understand using this for maybe a cucumber, but it doesn`t seem sharp enough to do that job efficiently. Who is too lazy to cut a banana? literally the softest fruit on the planet...
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Male 5,189
Oh god the PAIN!
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Male 868
I agree with Tommy 2x4- must be a pain to wash- just eat the bananna
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Female 19
I`m contacting my local Pampered Chef rep about this TODAY!
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Male 3,477
I want more utensils to wash.
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Male 683
I am failing to see the magic.
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Male 2,552
Ow. The internet may have ruined me, but all I can think of is just that; holy cwap, how that must hurt if you use it in a wrong but at the same time to some erotic way. Ugh.
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Male 646
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Male 16
makes the penis in the garbage disposal look slightly better...
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Male 15,510
That is so lazy
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Male 10,440
[quote] 1. When are you in the situation of needing banana slices REALLY fast?
2. Cutting with the knife is way faster once you got the hang of it. [/quote]
Actually yeah... I agree with that. Kinda dumb.

Well no... if there was a spring on the handle that opens it up again after each cut then you could make banana discs much faster than cutting.

Limited market though. Only chefs and confectioners would find value in this, over a knife.
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Male 10,440
All I was thinking of was how useful this would be in cake-making and the like until I read your description.

Do you really need to add that to make this more interesting? You just plain suck.
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Male 126
They should have a warning on it "Not sharp enough to cut a penis." just to mess with people.
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Male 253
my penis would break that thing
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Female 320
Ok then.

PS, Sarah have you ever seen one?
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Male 280
Lol, stupid poo for stupid people.
1. When are you in the situation of needing banana slices REALLY fast?
2. Cutting with the knife is way faster once you got the hang of it.
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Male 31
Just look at this banana slicer.
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Female 3,562
It`s a little faster if you want to slice up dozens of bananas. It doesn`t seem sharp for much else.
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Male 40,764
Because bananas are so dang difficult to cut!
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Male 5,094
I usually love gadgets, but this is just silly.
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Male 2,790
is the work of finding this, slicing, and getting the slices out really easier than spending less time just going at it with a butter knife?
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Male 39,935

Guys, if your woman brings one of these into the house, I recommend you sleep wearing an athletic cup
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Male 6,737
I`m still bored.
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Male 4
Thank God, it only comes in small.
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Male 1,312
Designed for the new crazy wife/gf by Lorena Bobbit
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Male 25,416
Wow... be afraid. Unless your in a stable trustworthy relationship and she likes sliced bananas. Then your safe
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Male 1,678
An invention for people who are impressively lazy.
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Male 570
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