The Geek Zodiac [Big Pic]

Submitted by: cobrakiller 5 years ago Funny

It"s like the Chinese Zodiac, only a lot more awesome.
There are 86 comments:
Male 102
This calendar WAS not created by geeks. 1939 is listed TWICE! Geeks would never have let a typo pass the umpteenth proofreading pow-wow session.
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Female 245
Daikaiju.. RAWR. motha fu***** clover field! AHHHH
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Male 11,740
They got this one wrong for me. It says Astronaut, but that doesn`t fit me at all (maybe Capt. Picard, but that`s it). It`s really Wizard all the way for me.
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Male 96
1 im already a ninja.....
2 i was born a samurai...
3 its kinda fun how the personality is really alot like me.............
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Male 592
spy
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Male 317
How are these Zodiac/Horoscope things always accurate :O
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Female 108
Ninja, always knew it
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Male 14
RAWR! I`M A GODZILLA! lol
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Male 6
Pirate, argh!
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Female 9,400
Time Traveler... :(
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Male 117
Spy, hell yeahhh.
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Female 188
Daikaiju. Pretty cool.
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Male 1,197
time traveller ... i will pay that
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Male 192
spy
awwwyea
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Male 2,859
Treasure Hunter .... ?
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Male 352
Astronaut. Yeah, take me to your freaky, alien women.
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Male 694
I`m a robutt, though I`m nothing like what it says..
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Male 568
evanbartlett
"I can`t decide if being a dragon is cooler than the undead. So...I guess I`m ok with either?"

Why choose? We can be undead dragons. That`s 40 shades of awesome.
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Female 1,435
Wizard! yes!
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Female 374
Woo hoo! I`m a pirate!
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Female 1,324
Eep! Spy! soooo excited, would`ve liked ninja too though >>
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Male 63
I like this chart because you can`t be disappointed with any of the results. Sure a Wizard might not be as cool as say, a robot or ninja, but it`s damn cooler than an Ox.
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Male 1,686
I KNEW IT! = Time Traveler... HA!
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Male 98
Year for Samurai is wrong-should be 1958, not 56.
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Male 1,595
I`m a Robot Alien.

I should have my own sub-genera.
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Female 403
Spy ;)
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Male 2,593
This is totally accurate
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Female 173
Lol time travel...
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Male 150
robot. lame.
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Male 1,081
I`m a ninja, a samurai, AND a jedi.
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Male 2,790
<- any doubt i was born in the year of the Robot?
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Male 772
I am a superhero! Bow down to me, worms!
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Male 7,585
fugglystick, of course not. they would be superastronautsamuraiwizards.

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Male 7,585
Lets hear it for all my superhero brethren! Enjoy the rest of this year, it is ours!


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Male 965
Undead
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Male 25,416
Sweet... im the year of the robot! Awesome. I AM A ROBOT ( in an awesome robot voice )
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Male 75
Aww yeah! I`m a spy!
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Male 559
I can`t decide if being a dragon is cooler than the undead. So...I guess I`m ok with either?

Unfortunately, the uncoolest has got to be astronaut. Not only is it an ACTUAL profession, but unlike being a spy, it is nowhere near as sexy, or (ironically) otherworldly.
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Female 2,927
mine is robot- so off the mark. i think I`m more of a combination of the undead and alien.
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Female 3,696
I was mad that I was undead until I read Eric Northman. <3 :D :D :D
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Male 4,547
Woohoo! Indiana Jones. :) Could have been worse. :)
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Male 250
A pirate I was meant to be - trim the sails and roam the sea...

http://tinyurl.com/3lno42m
CD 2 track 4 :)
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Male 801
Snakes are cooler than Pirates, screw you Geek Zodiac.
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Male 1,623
Spy, so not true.
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Male 1,744
astronaut. good times
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Male 1,523
wizard... ):
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Male 44
I`m a mo` dratin` Alien bitches!!!1 recognise the acid blood and Thermal Vision!!!
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Female 1,623
Sweet! I`m a spy!!! And my gf is Godzilla! Awesome!
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Female 97
Pirate, arr.
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Female 430
Ninja/Samurai. ;D
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Female 3
ninja/samurai >:D
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Male 2,384
bond, james bond
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Male 181
Sweet! I`m a robot. Time to transform and roll out!
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Female 80
I`m a robot. Well considering in Chinese Zodiac I am a rat and here I am a cancer (a crab, a disease, and a rat...) I would say the robot is a win!!
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Male 4,867
Astronaut? Thats like the lamest one there
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Male 1,386
spy

im pretty sure i now have to kill everyone in this thread for revealing that.
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Male 97
no jedi?
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Male 149
I......am an Alien.
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Male 2,390
woohoo Undead!!!
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Male 1,540
Wooo pirate
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Male 155
YEAR OF THE TIME TRAVELLER!!! i assert that this zodiac system is 100% correct.
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Male 6,737
Treasure hunterrrrrr!
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Female 295
Why is this image so big?! Really, you could`ve downsized it...
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Male 368
Arrr, I be a pirate don`t cha know.
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Male 347
Desenrascanço? maybe is a portuguese word from portugal or angola, we sure dont use that here in Brasil.
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Male 1,629
i am alien!
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Male 2,033
Pirate? PIRATE?

*deletes everything on hard drive*

Am not!
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Male 3,482
These things never get it right...

I was born in 1992, but I am most definitely NOT a spy.
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Male 3,412
He`ll yeah, I`m a Superhero. And it`s the year of the Superhero.
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Female 2,674
Greedy, loner, stickler for the rules.

That`s ummm.... about right.
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Male 3,472
I have a boner now!
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Male 625
Guybrush Threepwood!
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Female 209
woot woot ima ninja
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Male 1,312
I`m a wizard, suck it
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Male 911
Motha dratin Time Traveler. Brb, gonna go back in time and kill my grandfather. :P
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Male 79
Creepy, it`s actually pretty true!
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Male 2,552
I`m an astronaut...
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Male 878
There is an error in the dat
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Male 2,005
i`m a time traveler, lets create some paradoxes
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Male 10,440
Love it! I`m a pirate. Of course none of the attributes apply to me as this was selected at random, but whatever! Awesome post!
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Male 15,510
Ninja! hell yes
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Male 5,005
I`m Undead
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Male 7,378
Wow. Amazingly accurate discription of me. Moreso than the Chinese Zodiac. How`d they know I am Superman?
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Female 245
Yarrr, I`m a pirate! :D
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Male 1,931
Pick any category and you will be able to cherry pick things that apply to you. All zodiacs are complete bullpoo.
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Male 7,585
Link: The Geek Zodiac [Big Pic] [Rate Link] - It`s like the Chinese Zodiac, only a lot more awesome.
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