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Date: 08/24/11 07:40 AM

86 Responses to The Geek Zodiac [Big Pic]

  1. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 5:54 am
    Link: The Geek Zodiac - It`s like the Chinese Zodiac, only a lot more awesome.
  2. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 7:54 am
    Pick any category and you will be able to cherry pick things that apply to you. All zodiacs are complete bullpoo.
  3. Profile photo of Isobel
    Isobel Female 18-29
    245 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 7:55 am
    Yarrr, I`m a pirate! :D
  4. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 7:56 am
    Wow. Amazingly accurate discription of me. Moreso than the Chinese Zodiac. How`d they know I am Superman?
  5. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4916 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 8:04 am
    I`m Undead
  6. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 8:08 am
    Ninja! hell yes
  7. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 8:09 am
    Love it! I`m a pirate. Of course none of the attributes apply to me as this was selected at random, but whatever! Awesome post!
  8. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 8:16 am
    i`m a time traveler, lets create some paradoxes
  9. Profile photo of burbclaver
    burbclaver Male 50-59
    878 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 8:18 am
    There is an error in the dat
  10. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 8:36 am
    I`m an astronaut...
  11. Profile photo of blargfrit
    blargfrit Male 18-29
    79 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 8:41 am
    Creepy, it`s actually pretty true!
  12. Profile photo of Revolutioniz
    Revolutioniz Male 18-29
    911 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 8:44 am
    Motha dratin Time Traveler. Brb, gonna go back in time and kill my grandfather. :P
  13. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 8:48 am
    I`m a wizard, suck it
  14. Profile photo of Skyeofgreen
    Skyeofgreen Female 18-29
    209 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 8:50 am
    woot woot ima ninja
  15. Profile photo of JDplaysFF
    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 8:51 am
    Guybrush Threepwood!
  16. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 8:52 am
    I have a boner now!
  17. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 9:21 am
    Greedy, loner, stickler for the rules.

    That`s ummm.... about right.
  18. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3291 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 9:28 am
    He`ll yeah, I`m a Superhero. And it`s the year of the Superhero.
  19. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 9:38 am
    These things never get it right...

    I was born in 1992, but I am most definitely NOT a spy.
  20. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 9:39 am
    Pirate? PIRATE?

    *deletes everything on hard drive*

    Am not!
  21. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 9:55 am
    i am alien!
  22. Profile photo of SoberGuy
    SoberGuy Male 18-29
    347 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 10:09 am
    Desenrascanço? maybe is a portuguese word from portugal or angola, we sure dont use that here in Brasil.
  23. Profile photo of BigDaddyJeff
    BigDaddyJeff Male 40-49
    368 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 10:09 am
    Arrr, I be a pirate don`t cha know.
  24. Profile photo of Aedran
    Aedran Female 18-29
    295 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 10:10 am
    Why is this image so big?! Really, you could`ve downsized it...
  25. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 10:15 am
    Treasure hunterrrrrr!
  26. Profile photo of Jackson13W
    Jackson13W Male 30-39
    155 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 10:26 am
    YEAR OF THE TIME TRAVELLER!!! i assert that this zodiac system is 100% correct.
  27. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 10:42 am
    Wooo pirate
  28. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2197 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 10:42 am
    woohoo Undead!!!
  29. Profile photo of Unborn_Son
    Unborn_Son Male 18-29
    149 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 10:54 am
    I......am an Alien.
  30. Profile photo of Fugglystick
    Fugglystick Male 18-29
    97 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 11:03 am
    no jedi?
  31. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 11:04 am
    spy

    im pretty sure i now have to kill everyone in this thread for revealing that.
  32. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 11:20 am
    Astronaut? Thats like the lamest one there
  33. Profile photo of beckyn3kids
    beckyn3kids Female 18-29
    80 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 11:31 am
    I`m a robot. Well considering in Chinese Zodiac I am a rat and here I am a cancer (a crab, a disease, and a rat...) I would say the robot is a win!!
  34. Profile photo of FCMXD
    FCMXD Male 18-29
    181 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 11:33 am
    Sweet! I`m a robot. Time to transform and roll out!
  35. Profile photo of ledzeppeloyd
    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 11:34 am
    bond, james bond
  36. Profile photo of Aruus
    Aruus Female 18-29
    3 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 11:50 am
    ninja/samurai >:D
  37. Profile photo of LexiLeet
    LexiLeet Female 18-29
    430 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 12:09 pm
    Ninja/Samurai. ;D
  38. Profile photo of koffymasheen
    koffymasheen Female 18-29
    97 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 12:14 pm
    Pirate, arr.
  39. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    Sweet! I`m a spy!!! And my gf is Godzilla! Awesome!
  40. Profile photo of frankthepost
    frankthepost Male 18-29
    44 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 1:03 pm
    I`m a mo` dratin` Alien bitches!!!1 recognise the acid blood and Thermal Vision!!!
  41. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    wizard... ):
  42. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    astronaut. good times
  43. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 1:37 pm
    Spy, so not true.
  44. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 1:52 pm
    Snakes are cooler than Pirates, screw you Geek Zodiac.
  45. Profile photo of banur
    banur Male 18-29
    250 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    A pirate I was meant to be - trim the sails and roam the sea...

    http://tinyurl.com/3lno42m
    CD 2 track 4 :)
  46. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    Woohoo! Indiana Jones. :) Could have been worse. :)
  47. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    I was mad that I was undead until I read Eric Northman. <3 :D :D :D
  48. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    mine is robot- so off the mark. i think I`m more of a combination of the undead and alien.
  49. Profile photo of evanbartlett
    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    I can`t decide if being a dragon is cooler than the undead. So...I guess I`m ok with either?

    Unfortunately, the uncoolest has got to be astronaut. Not only is it an ACTUAL profession, but unlike being a spy, it is nowhere near as sexy, or (ironically) otherworldly.
  50. Profile photo of Censorship
    Censorship Male 18-29
    75 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 3:12 pm
    Aww yeah! I`m a spy!
  51. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    Sweet... im the year of the robot! Awesome. I AM A ROBOT ( in an awesome robot voice )
  52. Profile photo of Skythe
    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 3:42 pm
    Undead
  53. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 4:08 pm
    Lets hear it for all my superhero brethren! Enjoy the rest of this year, it is ours!


  54. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    fugglystick, of course not. they would be superastronautsamuraiwizards.

  55. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 4:17 pm
    I am a superhero! Bow down to me, worms!
  56. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 4:54 pm
    <- any doubt i was born in the year of the Robot?
  57. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 4:55 pm
    I`m a ninja, a samurai, AND a jedi.
  58. Profile photo of redspade
    redspade Male 13-17
    150 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 5:03 pm
    robot. lame.
  59. Profile photo of SamiSpider
    SamiSpider Female 18-29
    173 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 5:25 pm
    Lol time travel...
  60. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 6:29 pm
    This is totally accurate
  61. Profile photo of LadyIsis
    LadyIsis Female 18-29
    403 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 6:45 pm
    Spy ;)
  62. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 6:49 pm
    I`m a Robot Alien.

    I should have my own sub-genera.
  63. Profile photo of bigkkm
    bigkkm Male 50-59
    98 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 7:40 pm
    Year for Samurai is wrong-should be 1958, not 56.
  64. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 8:34 pm
    I KNEW IT! = Time Traveler... HA!
  65. Profile photo of BrainofBrian
    BrainofBrian Male 18-29
    63 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 8:47 pm
    I like this chart because you can`t be disappointed with any of the results. Sure a Wizard might not be as cool as say, a robot or ninja, but it`s damn cooler than an Ox.
  66. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 10:23 pm
    Eep! Spy! soooo excited, would`ve liked ninja too though >>
  67. Profile photo of buttsdowhat
    buttsdowhat Female 18-29
    374 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 10:35 pm
    Woo hoo! I`m a pirate!
  68. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 10:40 pm
    Wizard! yes!
  69. Profile photo of TheShape
    TheShape Male 30-39
    568 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 11:21 pm
    evanbartlett
    "I can`t decide if being a dragon is cooler than the undead. So...I guess I`m ok with either?"

    Why choose? We can be undead dragons. That`s 40 shades of awesome.
  70. Profile photo of GasMaskKid
    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 11:37 pm
    I`m a robutt, though I`m nothing like what it says..
  71. Profile photo of Bealzebubble
    Bealzebubble Male 18-29
    352 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 12:58 am
    Astronaut. Yeah, take me to your freaky, alien women.
  72. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 1:02 am
    Treasure Hunter .... ?
  73. Profile photo of hvf26
    hvf26 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 1:15 am
    spy
    awwwyea
  74. Profile photo of Selous
    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 1:41 am
    time traveller ... i will pay that
  75. Profile photo of jondegi
    jondegi Female 18-29
    188 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 2:29 am
    Daikaiju. Pretty cool.
  76. Profile photo of Diplomaticcc
    Diplomaticcc Male 18-29
    117 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 2:41 am
    Spy, hell yeahhh.
  77. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9261 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 8:01 am
    Time Traveler... :(
  78. Profile photo of 8916547327
    8916547327 Male 18-29
    6 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 9:13 am
    Pirate, argh!
  79. Profile photo of Animaniac90
    Animaniac90 Male 18-29
    14 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 3:32 pm
    RAWR! I`M A GODZILLA! lol
  80. Profile photo of sirgurl
    sirgurl Female 18-29
    108 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 6:30 pm
    Ninja, always knew it
  81. Profile photo of Grumpdock
    Grumpdock Male 13-17
    317 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 5:24 am
    How are these Zodiac/Horoscope things always accurate :O
  82. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 8:42 am
    spy
  83. Profile photo of zackisit
    zackisit Male 18-29
    96 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 3:12 pm
    1 im already a ninja.....
    2 i was born a samurai...
    3 its kinda fun how the personality is really alot like me.............
  84. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 9:36 pm
    They got this one wrong for me. It says Astronaut, but that doesn`t fit me at all (maybe Capt. Picard, but that`s it). It`s really Wizard all the way for me.
  85. Profile photo of ryski_59
    ryski_59 Female 18-29
    245 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 11:02 pm
    Daikaiju.. RAWR. motha fu***** clover field! AHHHH
  86. Profile photo of fgreatwest
    fgreatwest Male 30-39
    102 posts
    September 1, 2011 at 8:06 pm
    This calendar WAS not created by geeks. 1939 is listed TWICE! Geeks would never have let a typo pass the umpteenth proofreading pow-wow session.

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