Thank god for precious metals

Submitted by: El_Chinche 5 years ago in Funny

Invest in silver, then you"ll be the richest man in the post apocalyptic world.
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Male 14,332
Lol ammo, booze, bacon and tobacco suckers MWUAHAHAHA!!! oh ya and these sort of things...
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Male 17,512
SmilinSam: Where will you get your flour, butter, and yeast from ?

If there ever was an apocalypse the people best prepared for it are the Mennonites and the Amish, their skills and the teaching of them would be in high demand.
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Female 3,598
i`m gonna learn how to make bread in a fire... cuz once the electricity is gone how is the breadmaker gonna work? then i can trade for a chicken! (right? i mean, that`s what we`re all gonna want eventually right? food? isn`t that the best commodity you can have?)
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Male 2,172
Actually the sink is also made of silver.
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Male 621
I`m putting my money in cat and dog food.

Despair
DSP ^ 94.2%
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Male 25,416
Its funny kos its true.
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Male 17,512
Nyan: [quote]your precious metals and gemstones will be worthless.[/quote]

Gold, silver, and gems will always be valuable commodities. They may seem useless by themselves but they can will still be used monetarily.

That`s not to say other things won`t rise in value but rare metals and gems will always be valuable.
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Male 85
100% correct! buy now before the manipulation defaults and it sores it were its supposed to be (near $150/oz) oh and get out of paper silver too, trade that garbage for physical silver.
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Male 67
Oh, bottlecaps. That reminder gave me a boner!
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Male 668
I`ll just continue collecting bottlecaps.
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Male 10,440
[quote] Invest in silver, then you`ll be the richest man in the post apocalyptic world [/quote]
Except that there is no such thing as the apocalypse ;-)

You can try to counter that, but even if you succeed, it would be a waste of time, wouldn`t it?
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Male 1,252
Also Taintteddy is an idiot. Yes those metals cannot be artificially produced and are a TRUE limited supply, if you actually look at silver the price has risen 400% in a year. has your us property value?
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Male 1,252
Stop thinking that money is money and understand its only coupons. Silver did well for a while til they started manipulating the market.it will go up and up again ...but mainly because the US dollar is almost worthless and will be even more so tommorrow. Those companies are growing..but not as fast as the dollar is dropping.
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Male 1
Haha, that`s what happens when you print money out of thin air.
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Male 2,790
...probably not.
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Male 2,121
The Dark Tower series (haven`t finished, no spoilers please) has taught me that in a post apocalyptic world paper will be pretty rare.
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Male 37,762
Yes, I think farms, guns, ammunition and toilet paper will be worth more in the Post Apocalyptic world.
And `feminine products`... think about it, they`ll be like gold!

vv @Crackr when gold hit 1200, I thought for sure it had peaked. Thus I am still poor! lolz!
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Male 914
People have accumulated a lot of wealth in this very strange and troubled world economy. If the currencies start to fall like dominoes, the only question is who will transfer their wealth forward to the next world order, and who will be forced to start from scratch. Gold is the ideal vehicle for preserving wealth and transferring it from a failed currency to a new one. It`s also the most resilient form of wealth, able to withstand the most devastating economic disasters. That`s the whole idea behind gold, and the only reason people give it any value at all.

If you think your economy is run in an unsustainable way, you should own gold. If you think the negativity is overblown, you should avoid gold. It`s as simple as that.
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Male 17,512
Gold has went from $1200 and ounce to over $1800 in a year, That`s a 50% gain, I`ve yet to hear of a single stock that`s done better this year.
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Male 5,314
most forks aren`t made of silver though.
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Female 1,435
and this is just now, this will be different in a week or even the next day.
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Male 3,059
Is it just me, or are the descriptions of posts on IAB Fail City lately?

This description was just stupid, as pointed out in great detail by tainteddeity.
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Male 914
@tainteddeity

"Yes, because the owner of money is better off than the owner of a farm or many guns or a scrap metal yard or..."

FTFY
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Male 848
Yes, because the owner of some weak rare metals is going to be beter off than the owner of a farm or many guns or a scrap metal yard or...
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Male 546
Link: Thank god for precious metals [Rate Link] - Invest in silver, then you`ll be the richest man in the post apocalyptic world.
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