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Date: 08/01/11 11:54 AM

40 Responses to Snake On A Car

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 11:57 am
    Link: Snake On A Car - Get this motherf__ing snake off this motherf__ing car!
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    Second Samuel L. Jackson themed post in an hour!
    Mace Windu approves.
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    tobyvictory Male 70 & Over
    406 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 12:09 pm
    Not a Water Moccasin. Probably some variety of Corn snake.
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    Alpha1971 Male 30-39
    364 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    "Oh gee, we have wild animal trapped on the hood of our car. What ever shall we do!?"

    "I know! Let`s keep driving!"

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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3882 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    down here (arkansas/louisiana border) snakes have been known to nest in engine compartments of seldom-used vehicles. only problem is when they get too hot, like while you`re driving, they try to get somewhere cooler, like INSIDE. eeeeeeekkkkkkk!!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36860 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 12:13 pm

    I`m watching going "WIPERS! WIPERS! hit the wipers!"
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    SoberGuy Male 18-29
    347 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    i feel sorry for the snake. why couldnt they just stop the car fo a couple of seconds?
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    zigzagman779 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 12:18 pm
    window wipers spring to mind!
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    Zombiemike Male 18-29
    552 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    What an idiot. Pull over, and get the snake off your car and somewhere safe.
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    chenzerino Male 50-59
    12 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 12:22 pm
    This could be a distracted driving PSA. It would have been smart to pull off the road and brush the snake off with a long-handled something or other.
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 12:22 pm
    Two sissies, they were out-manlied by the baby.
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    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    Anyone ever watch snakes videos or movies that has snakes in them and become paranoid that you have to lift your feet off the ground and put them on the chair? Yep, I did that, I`m a big sissy when it comes to snakes.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33134 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 12:31 pm
    What absolute arse-holes!
    "I want it to fall off" Oh, what a MAN!
    2:04 Lady: keep your eyes on the road!
    In front of their kid they kill an innocent creature? For shame.
    I`d have been happier if THEY died and the snake crawled safely away. What pathetic excuses these two are. I pity the kid, he`s doomed.
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    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 12:35 pm
    Mayb the snale missed its plane! They should have called Samuel Jackson.
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    rncotton Male 30-39
    417 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    This was here in Memphis, TN on Sam Cooper Blvd. No, it`s not a water moccasin.

    But YAY ... Memphis made IAB again.
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    CitizenXt99 Female 18-29
    80 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    Poor snake. Pull the fudge over you douche!
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    Sloppy1 Male 18-29
    267 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 12:45 pm
    poor animal, should of let it go back to the wild
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 12:46 pm
    I would have scream, cried and then crashed the car.
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3288 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    Ha, I just had a similar experience today with a katydid, or for those across the pond, bush-cricket.
    It clung to the hood of my car and then my windshield wiper, finding a nice recess to hide from the wind.
    Stayed there for a good 10 minutes going up to 60 MPH.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    Hey douchebag. That`s a rat snake. They are common, and they do not bite.

    Pull over, grab it, and either keep it as a pet, or let it go.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 2:03 pm
    poor snake... it just wanted a ride
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    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 2:23 pm
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    7068 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    It`s not a water moccasin, it`s a windsceen viper.

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    Ogen Male 18-29
    441 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    Wow... LordJim wins.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3929 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 4:05 pm
    TV edit, "I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane!"
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 6:20 pm
    So what if it`s a reptile? These jerks only think it`s funny that it`s disoriented and scared. Why the hell couldn`t they pull over and let it climb off?
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    Sachi001 Male 30-39
    599 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 6:54 pm
    WOW that dude was a pussy!
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    pirhomaniak Male 30-39
    238 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 7:30 pm
    Viper, armed.
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    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 9:11 pm
    Could`a just, you know, pulled off to the side of the road and brushed it off with something.
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    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 9:35 pm
    I cant even watch this. these people are so Vagina they cant even take a poor, living animal off the car.. can you imagine how bad it hurts being thrown off a car at top speed? goddamn the human race and all its stupidity
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    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 10:27 pm
    oh my god ): why didn`t they pull over and put it in the woods?
  32. Profile photo of Jackson13W
    Jackson13W Male 30-39
    155 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 11:05 pm
    an inflammatory thought:
    that snake f`ing jumped; it`s in the video. no denial on that irrespective of reasoning or ability to reason. Now, had these humans decided to pull over and remove said reptile, it may have led to a generation of snakes stupid enough to dive from moving vehicles. if we are respecting the sovereignty of life, we need to consider the self-sustainability of these life forms. if this particular snake could not have the sense to stay on the damn car, the humans did the favor of allowing the snake to kill itself by making an idiotic decision. in turn, this makes the snake population smarter. if we afford the snake the same life sovereignty as humans, does it not force the same accountability for it`s own decisions we humans experience? discuss.
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    Jackson13W Male 30-39
    155 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 11:14 pm
    and also a personal to fleaman1797: the use of "vagina" in the context of pointing out weakness or stupidity seems improper. it can come of as misogynistic. it may be a harmless colloquialism, and this is not an ad hominem attack on your opinion of the post, but it can be perceived as an unreasonable opinion of women.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 11:58 pm
    poor snake
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    Errand_boy Male 30-39
    621 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 12:03 am
    Grab that SOB. Don`t just let it be run over. Prisons full of murderers and a snake should die rather than being made to live in a, somewhat, confinement cell. D-BAGS!
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 1:07 am
    I will now attempt to jam my thumb,,,up it`s butthole!!!
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    Torizo Male 18-29
    316 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 1:08 am
    I can`t remember what type of snake they said it was but it isn`t poisonous. I think these people just panicked. They should have just pulled over and removed the snake with a long stick or rope.
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    Moltenroks Female 18-29
    95 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 8:39 am
    @Torizo I believe that they said that it was a water moccasin which, if you don`t already know, is highly venomous. Now, whether it actually is a water moccasin or simply them exaggerating is yet to be seen. I don`t know enough about snakes to tell the difference.
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    ImaComputer Male 18-29
    286 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    First thing I thought was hit the wipers, 2nd thing was pull over.
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    MrLill Male 18-29
    371 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 9:55 pm
    these people are as-sholes, if they would have stopped the snake would have gotten off. instead they choose to torture it and let it hit pavement on freeway. those people are true f uckers

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