Snake On A Car

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago

Get this motherf__ing snake off this motherf__ing car!
There are 39 comments:
Male 371
these people are as-sholes, if they would have stopped the snake would have gotten off. instead they choose to torture it and let it hit pavement on freeway. those people are true f uckers
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Male 286
First thing I thought was hit the wipers, 2nd thing was pull over.
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Female 95
@Torizo I believe that they said that it was a water moccasin which, if you don`t already know, is highly venomous. Now, whether it actually is a water moccasin or simply them exaggerating is yet to be seen. I don`t know enough about snakes to tell the difference.
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Male 316
I can`t remember what type of snake they said it was but it isn`t poisonous. I think these people just panicked. They should have just pulled over and removed the snake with a long stick or rope.
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Male 4,902
I will now attempt to jam my thumb,,,up it`s butthole!!!
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Male 621
Grab that SOB. Don`t just let it be run over. Prisons full of murderers and a snake should die rather than being made to live in a, somewhat, confinement cell. D-BAGS!
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Female 2,927
poor snake
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Male 155
and also a personal to fleaman1797: the use of "vagina" in the context of pointing out weakness or stupidity seems improper. it can come of as misogynistic. it may be a harmless colloquialism, and this is not an ad hominem attack on your opinion of the post, but it can be perceived as an unreasonable opinion of women.
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Male 155
an inflammatory thought:
that snake f`ing jumped; it`s in the video. no denial on that irrespective of reasoning or ability to reason. Now, had these humans decided to pull over and remove said reptile, it may have led to a generation of snakes stupid enough to dive from moving vehicles. if we are respecting the sovereignty of life, we need to consider the self-sustainability of these life forms. if this particular snake could not have the sense to stay on the damn car, the humans did the favor of allowing the snake to kill itself by making an idiotic decision. in turn, this makes the snake population smarter. if we afford the snake the same life sovereignty as humans, does it not force the same accountability for it`s own decisions we humans experience? discuss.
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Female 2,695
oh my god ): why didn`t they pull over and put it in the woods?
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Male 718
I cant even watch this. these people are so Vagina they cant even take a poor, living animal off the car.. can you imagine how bad it hurts being thrown off a car at top speed? goddamn the human race and all its stupidity
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Male 3,482
Could`a just, you know, pulled off to the side of the road and brushed it off with something.
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Male 286
Viper, armed.
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Male 599
WOW that dude was a pussy!
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Female 6,381
So what if it`s a reptile? These jerks only think it`s funny that it`s disoriented and scared. Why the hell couldn`t they pull over and let it climb off?
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Male 4,286
TV edit, "I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane!"
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Male 441
Wow... LordJim wins.
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Male 7,123
It`s not a water moccasin, it`s a windsceen viper.

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Female 734
PULL THE F*CK OVER MORON!!
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Male 25,416
poor snake... it just wanted a ride
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Male 10,339
Hey douchebag. That`s a rat snake. They are common, and they do not bite.

Pull over, grab it, and either keep it as a pet, or let it go.
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Male 3,413
Ha, I just had a similar experience today with a katydid, or for those across the pond, bush-cricket.
It clung to the hood of my car and then my windshield wiper, finding a nice recess to hide from the wind.
Stayed there for a good 10 minutes going up to 60 MPH.
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Female 2,764
I would have scream, cried and then crashed the car.
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Male 267
poor animal, should of let it go back to the wild
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Female 80
Poor snake. Pull the fudge over you douche!
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Male 417
This was here in Memphis, TN on Sam Cooper Blvd. No, it`s not a water moccasin.

But YAY ... Memphis made IAB again.
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Male 868
Mayb the snale missed its plane! They should have called Samuel Jackson.
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Male 36,410
What absolute arse-holes!
"I want it to fall off" Oh, what a MAN!
2:04 Lady: keep your eyes on the road!
In front of their kid they kill an innocent creature? For shame.
I`d have been happier if THEY died and the snake crawled safely away. What pathetic excuses these two are. I pity the kid, he`s doomed.
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Male 1,216
Two sissies, they were out-manlied by the baby.
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Male 12
This could be a distracted driving PSA. It would have been smart to pull off the road and brush the snake off with a long-handled something or other.
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Male 552
What an idiot. Pull over, and get the snake off your car and somewhere safe.
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Male 7
window wipers spring to mind!
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Male 347
i feel sorry for the snake. why couldnt they just stop the car fo a couple of seconds?
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Male 37,888

I`m watching going "WIPERS! WIPERS! hit the wipers!"
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Female 4,086
down here (arkansas/louisiana border) snakes have been known to nest in engine compartments of seldom-used vehicles. only problem is when they get too hot, like while you`re driving, they try to get somewhere cooler, like INSIDE. eeeeeeekkkkkkk!!
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Male 364
"Oh gee, we have wild animal trapped on the hood of our car. What ever shall we do!?"

"I know! Let`s keep driving!"

Idiots.
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Male 406
Not a Water Moccasin. Probably some variety of Corn snake.
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Male 3,842
Second Samuel L. Jackson themed post in an hour!
Mace Windu approves.
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Male 19,854
Link: Snake On A Car [Rate Link] - Get this motherf__ing snake off this motherf__ing car!
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