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Date: 08/09/11 10:22 AM

115 Responses to Shaquille O`Neal And His New Girlfriend [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of 3MM@
    3MM@ Female 13-17
    256 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:25 am
    Link: Shaquille O`Neal And His New Girlfriend - I`ve been looking at this photo for at least 5 minutes, looking to see if it was Photoshopped or something.
  2. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:29 am
    the main problem here is those jean shorts...
  3. Profile photo of funnehkitteh
    funnehkitteh Male 18-29
    528 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:30 am
    lol
  4. Profile photo of Thjoass
    Thjoass Male 18-29
    53 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:31 am
    he is 2,16 m tall, she is like 1,58 m... thats gotta be weird in bed.
  5. Profile photo of Klamz
    Klamz Male 18-29
    689 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:31 am
    Size queen?
  6. Profile photo of Superapearmy
    Superapearmy Male 18-29
    85 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:32 am
    I bet he has a huge wiener, just saying.
  7. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:33 am
    New girlfriend? More like an emergency spare leg.
  8. Profile photo of SirSparticus
    SirSparticus Male 18-29
    54 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:33 am
    Perfect can stand.
  9. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:33 am
    "I bet he has a huge wiener, just saying."

    He`s black.
  10. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:33 am
    Shopped!
    I mean, they obviously were shopping - LOLZ!

    What`s up with the homepage, it`s haywire today?
  11. Profile photo of SoldierDave
    SoldierDave Male 18-29
    24 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:34 am
    His foot is as big as her torso.
  12. Profile photo of PinkRhoid
    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:35 am
    Please tell me this is shooped. either he has a super tiny pecker or she can take em as big as her thigh. Either way it`s disturbing.
  13. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:37 am
    How does this even work?
  14. Profile photo of starfl4ke
    starfl4ke Female 18-29
    349 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:38 am
    What the fuuu?
  15. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:39 am
    Something very hot about her, but his penis must DESTROY her
  16. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:40 am
    Shoes plus bare feet is disgusting.
  17. Profile photo of VAJENGA
    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:41 am
    Shaq is one big freakin dude. She REALLY wants to get back at daddy for something. I would love to see these two having sex, the penetration must be epic.
  18. Profile photo of MrHoobToYou
    MrHoobToYou Male 40-49
    405 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:44 am
    No, not shopped, his girlfriend is really that ugly.
  19. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36683 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:45 am

    I`m surprised she can walk.
  20. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:45 am
    She`s hot... His penis must reach about mid chest inside her, though...
  21. Profile photo of AngryAsian
    AngryAsian Male 13-17
    122 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:45 am
    his dick is probably bigger than her
  22. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:46 am
    Meh. I`m sure he`s been dealing with stuff like this all his life. She`s hot. Funny thing is, I bet she`s taller than I am.
  23. Profile photo of NottaSpy
    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:48 am
    He is 7` 1", she is 5` 2".
  24. Profile photo of Johanvb
    Johanvb Male 40-49
    510 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:51 am
    It`s a optical illusion. She`s about the same height he is but she is further away from the camera and therefore looks smaller.

    ;)
  25. Profile photo of dreaco
    dreaco Female 18-29
    99 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:51 am
    That must make her feel like a little kid holding daddy`s hand. My boyfriends taller than me and it makes me feel like that, but he`s no Shaq!
  26. Profile photo of Phylo
    Phylo Male 30-39
    21 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:52 am
    Hey at least she doesn`t have to worry about sore knees
  27. Profile photo of maxxim
    maxxim Male 30-39
    125 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:53 am
    as Conan said when Shaq was the guest: "He likes being in small things"
  28. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:55 am
    I like my guys taller then me, but that`s too tall. :/
  29. Profile photo of xerch
    xerch Male 18-29
    195 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 11:09 am
    That`s the right size :)
  30. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36683 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 11:14 am

    I hope it lasts.
    She`s gonna be ruined for other men.
  31. Profile photo of SamiSpider
    SamiSpider Female 18-29
    173 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 11:34 am
    @Phylo haha right? That was the first thing I thought when I saw this picture... XD
  32. Profile photo of muffalletta
    muffalletta Male 18-29
    543 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 11:34 am
    she must have an enormous vagina
  33. Profile photo of PriceIsRight
    PriceIsRight Male 18-29
    23 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 11:39 am
    That`s what I call a walking bj
  34. Profile photo of sponzorusa
    sponzorusa Female 18-29
    41 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 11:43 am
    King Kong 2011
  35. Profile photo of robinm1chell
    robinm1chell Female 18-29
    104 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 11:56 am
    is that the black chick from clueless.
  36. Profile photo of ihurtmyself
    ihurtmyself Male 30-39
    361 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 11:57 am
    he prolly uses her as a condom to bang larger chicks.
  37. Profile photo of robinm1chell
    robinm1chell Female 18-29
    104 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 11:57 am
    domisgood. those aren`t shorts dude they just didn`t make those pants in his length.
  38. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    so weird...but awesome
  39. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 12:12 pm
    lol you notice she is holding a shopping bag (big surprise) and he is holding what he bought!
  40. Profile photo of slidinrides
    slidinrides Male 18-29
    24 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 12:14 pm
    Damn, his shoes are bigger than her thigh
  41. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 12:30 pm
    that`s the "flavor of love" chick, right?
  42. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    ...So how do they...



    ...you know...
  43. Profile photo of rogue_knight
    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    If it doesn`t last she can make money by renting "it" out as a parking garage!!!
  44. Profile photo of flyducks
    flyducks Male 13-17
    231 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 12:45 pm
    who is he
  45. Profile photo of maddux32
    maddux32 Male 30-39
    926 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 12:57 pm
    Shaq is getting fat.
  46. Profile photo of elbat
    elbat Female 18-29
    188 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 1:12 pm
    that`s a little scary
  47. Profile photo of thirrteen
    thirrteen Male 40-49
    230 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 1:12 pm
    @Rougue: That`s frickin` hilarious!
  48. Profile photo of mulan182
    mulan182 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 1:13 pm
    jorts with loafers?
  49. Profile photo of iGamer
    iGamer Male 18-29
    194 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 1:16 pm
    @ britt566 i believe it may in fact be. . . .the name `hoopz` rings a bell
  50. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 1:32 pm
    It`s Bj`s made easier
  51. Profile photo of Censorship
    Censorship Male 18-29
    75 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 1:33 pm
    @mulan182 It`s Shaq, you can`t argue.
  52. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    she`s black on the bottom and yellow on top 0_0
  53. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    Shaq`s looking a bit out of shape
  54. Profile photo of terracottus
    terracottus Male 30-39
    280 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    WTF? If everthing is in proportion he could hold her hostage with his schlong.
  55. Profile photo of ladynisa
    ladynisa Female 18-29
    5 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    I don`t get the whole find a girl as short as possible thing. To me, it would feel weird, and almost like having sex with a child. O.o
  56. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    At least Shaunie came up to his shoulder.
  57. Profile photo of SethDog
    SethDog Male 18-29
    768 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    Look at how tiny she is, then look at his feet.. Poor girl.
  58. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    They better marry because he`s gonna ruin her for any other man.
  59. Profile photo of 16comets09
    16comets09 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    shaq is 634 pixels in paint, chick is 456. shaq is 7`1", so it puts her at about 5`1"
  60. Profile photo of PinkRhoid
    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 3:08 pm
    Lady, perhaps you`ve stumbled onto a truth about Shaq?
  61. Profile photo of TypicalJerk
    TypicalJerk Male 18-29
    533 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 3:30 pm
    how vertically intolerant, Ladynissa. For shame. tsk tsk.
  62. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 3:40 pm
    At least she won`t have to get her knees dirty. HAYOO!!
  63. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 3:50 pm
    paddy215--they`ve got an operation for that; just like cinching in a too-big pair of pants.
  64. Profile photo of fr3ck0
    fr3ck0 Male 30-39
    48 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 4:02 pm
    story
  65. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 4:27 pm
    perfect height imo
  66. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    There are many advantages to dating a girl much taller than you, especially if you`re a "breast" man. It seems that the advantages of dating a girl waaaay shorter than you far outweigh that. Why did the most beautiful, intelligent, fun, football-loving girl that I ended up making my wife HAVE TO BE THE SAME DAMN HEIGHT AS ME???!!??
  67. Profile photo of Sachi001
    Sachi001 Male 30-39
    599 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 4:49 pm
    Love ....It just shows it comes in all sizes.
  68. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 5:24 pm
    I`d be f*cking scared if I was that chick. O.O
  69. Profile photo of Sachi001
    Sachi001 Male 30-39
    599 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 5:33 pm
    @limphotdog

    Not when he is filthy rich
  70. Profile photo of HelloKi
    HelloKi Male 18-29
    107 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 5:44 pm
    NO KNEE PADS REQUIRED
  71. Profile photo of beardtats
    beardtats Male 18-29
    255 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 5:53 pm
    she can literally blow him without repositioning. awesome.
  72. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 6:22 pm
    He`s going to dispose of her after the first night. Litteraly.
  73. Profile photo of Bachi-Atari
    Bachi-Atari Male 18-29
    263 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 6:26 pm
    snooki?
  74. Profile photo of Pillmatic_
    Pillmatic_ Male 18-29
    93 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 6:59 pm
    you could put another one of her on her shoulders and still not be as talk as him... plus that would be really fun sexually.
  75. Profile photo of Viggsy
    Viggsy Male 13-17
    180 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 7:28 pm
    Is everyone here really that drating stupid? The "photoshop" caption is sarcastic, it`s obviously shopped, they are in 2 different backgrounds. Dumb drating non-nice individuals.
  76. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 7:39 pm
    this one actually isnt photoshopped...hes been dating "hoops" from flavor of love for a while now
  77. Profile photo of Torizo
    Torizo Male 18-29
    316 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 8:40 pm
    Of course its real. =D

  78. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 9:21 pm
    his dick`s probly bigger than her....not that I care... ....i`m just sayin
  79. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 9:37 pm
    just a little bit shorter and she won`t need to go on her knees.
  80. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:00 pm
    Someone is compensating, but who?
  81. Profile photo of FeelTheRide
    FeelTheRide Female 18-29
    515 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:03 pm
    @Viggsy...he is standing infront of a window...that`s a reflection...not a different backround.
  82. Profile photo of Enjin
    Enjin Male 30-39
    802 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:20 pm
    Not sure if someone already said that but he was with that chick in 2010, not a new girlfriend. Either that or she looks a lot like his last girlfriend.

    Also I have to wonder if Shaq just buys jeans for short fat guys and pretends they are jorts.
  83. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 10:26 pm
    Wow, the physics of this image prove to be mind bottling.

    Either he`s small or she`s completely wrecked.
  84. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 11:05 pm
    The sex must be so awkward
  85. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 11:06 pm
    xelous, for f*ck sake. The *g* key is four f*cking stops to the right.

    Goddamit.
  86. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 11:20 pm
    Well, I guess 69 is pretty much out of the question.
  87. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 11:23 pm
    I read the story and apparently she`s exactly the same height and weight as my girlfriend...

    :O
  88. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 11:33 pm
    The sex must be so awkward
    They don`t have sex. He just picks her up and faps with her.
  89. Profile photo of razbitom
    razbitom Male 40-49
    913 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 12:50 am
    sex and stuff would be simple... body length in humans is similar across the board, height is mostly in the legs. grab a measurin` stick and check those two out. only a minor difference in the neck-to-hip measurement.
  90. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 4:26 am
    Awww - he`s got himself a living doll!! Must be awkward dating when you`re that tall.
  91. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 5:15 am
    She is so good looking. End of story.
  92. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 5:23 am
    Shaq is cool. But I`d like to watch that sex tape. Hey look! He likes white women too!
  93. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 5:26 am
    And xCYBERDYNEx makes another infantile statement . What a clever young wanker.
  94. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 6:28 am
    Hmm. I can imagine she gently pushes her fist towards her chest, while making a slight "bhrrp" after giving him a blowjob... there must be enough proteine in one shot of jizz for the whole week for her.
  95. Profile photo of superspice
    superspice Female 18-29
    14 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 7:21 am
    no way! this must be photoshopped, she would have split in half by now!
  96. Profile photo of daddysedohoh
    daddysedohoh Female 18-29
    43 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 7:32 am
    who ever just said that she is a white girl she is black you idiot.
  97. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 7:50 am
    " Honey, will you go up on me?"
  98. Profile photo of XaveMomma
    XaveMomma Female 30-39
    169 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 9:04 am
    She has fatty-fat-fat legs.
  99. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 11:04 am
    "Hey at least she doesn`t have to worry about sore knees"

    After that spinal tap, she probably doesn`t feel anything below the waist.
  100. Profile photo of Errand_boy
    Errand_boy Male 30-39
    621 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 11:47 am
    I like! She kinda reminds me of the clueless chick, Stacey Dash.

  101. Profile photo of Errand_boy
    Errand_boy Male 30-39
    621 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 11:50 am
    @ davymid: "The *g* key is four f*cking stops to the right."

    Are the numbers on your keyboard in Roman numerals?
  102. Profile photo of dreaco
    dreaco Female 18-29
    99 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 11:56 am
    Fat legs? Really? I think they`re gorgeous. Who wants to walk around with stick legs and knobby knees? Not attractive in my book!
  103. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    So, if I can fit my entire thumb on one of my boyfriend`s thumbnails, does that mean I can fit 2 thumbs on one of Shaq`s?
  104. Profile photo of CitizenXt99
    CitizenXt99 Female 18-29
    80 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 4:34 pm
    So her () is like ( ) ?
  105. Profile photo of mytbozak
    mytbozak Male 30-39
    489 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 6:31 pm
    holey bajesus
  106. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 6:44 pm
    *mind bottled*
  107. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 6:55 pm
    Is that Hoops from Flava of Love?!?!
  108. Profile photo of youallsuck01
    youallsuck01 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 9:36 pm
    @outdoorMINER: yes it is
  109. Profile photo of spanerbulb
    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 12:05 am
    He`d be able to throw her around like a rag doll, excellent!
  110. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 3:07 am
    Tuesday, August 09, 2011 10:52:02 AM
    Hey at least she doesn`t have to worry about sore knees

    Oh no....lol, that took me a minute. Dang, all of you are talking about his junk...smh
  111. Profile photo of redrkr
    redrkr Female 40-49
    9 posts
    August 12, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    Wow... I bet he is nuts over her!
  112. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 7:20 pm
    She will be destroyed
  113. Profile photo of rncotton
    rncotton Male 30-39
    417 posts
    August 15, 2011 at 5:44 am
    She`s fun-sized
  114. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    August 15, 2011 at 4:15 pm
    he`s crazy tall at, what, 7`7 or something? and she`s prolly avg height or a little shorter for a woman which is in the 5`5 - 5`6 range, so either way, yeah, you`re looking at a 2ft+ difference in height short of him dating a 6`+ supermodel....and they`re all so damn skinny he`d break `em in half.

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