Shaquille O`Neal And His New Girlfriend [Pic]

Submitted by: [email protected] 6 years ago in Sports

I"ve been looking at this photo for at least 5 minutes, looking to see if it was Photoshopped or something.
There are 115 comments:
Male 1,744
he`s crazy tall at, what, 7`7 or something? and she`s prolly avg height or a little shorter for a woman which is in the 5`5 - 5`6 range, so either way, yeah, you`re looking at a 2ft+ difference in height short of him dating a 6`+ supermodel....and they`re all so damn skinny he`d break `em in half.
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Male 417
She`s fun-sized
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Male 25,416
She will be destroyed
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Female 9
Wow... I bet he is nuts over her!
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Female 3,726
Tuesday, August 09, 2011 10:52:02 AM
Hey at least she doesn`t have to worry about sore knees

Oh no....lol, that took me a minute. Dang, all of you are talking about his junk...smh
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Male 1,243
He`d be able to throw her around like a rag doll, excellent!
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Male 26
@outdoorMINER: yes it is
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Female 937
Is that Hoops from Flava of Love?!?!
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Male 904
*mind bottled*
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Male 584
holey bajesus
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Female 80
So her () is like ( ) ?
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Female 1,652
So, if I can fit my entire thumb on one of my boyfriend`s thumbnails, does that mean I can fit 2 thumbs on one of Shaq`s?
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Female 99
Fat legs? Really? I think they`re gorgeous. Who wants to walk around with stick legs and knobby knees? Not attractive in my book!
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Male 621
@ davymid: "The *g* key is four f*cking stops to the right."

Are the numbers on your keyboard in Roman numerals?
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Male 621
I like! She kinda reminds me of the clueless chick, Stacey Dash.

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Male 1,920
"Hey at least she doesn`t have to worry about sore knees"

After that spinal tap, she probably doesn`t feel anything below the waist.
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Female 169
She has fatty-fat-fat legs.
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Male 3,372
" Honey, will you go up on me?"
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Female 43
who ever just said that she is a white girl she is black you idiot.
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Female 14
no way! this must be photoshopped, she would have split in half by now!
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Male 1,010
Hmm. I can imagine she gently pushes her fist towards her chest, while making a slight "bhrrp" after giving him a blowjob... there must be enough proteine in one shot of jizz for the whole week for her.
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Male 5,189
Almost short enough.
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Male 3,477
And xCYBERDYNEx makes another infantile statement . What a clever young wanker.
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Male 3,477
Shaq is cool. But I`d like to watch that sex tape. Hey look! He likes white women too!
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Male 759
She is so good looking. End of story.
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Female 1,048
Awww - he`s got himself a living doll!! Must be awkward dating when you`re that tall.
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Male 916
sex and stuff would be simple... body length in humans is similar across the board, height is mostly in the legs. grab a measurin` stick and check those two out. only a minor difference in the neck-to-hip measurement.
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Male 15,832
[quote]The sex must be so awkward[/quote]
They don`t have sex. He just picks her up and faps with her.
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Male 914
I read the story and apparently she`s exactly the same height and weight as my girlfriend...

:O
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Male 914
Well, I guess 69 is pretty much out of the question.
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Male 12,138
xelous, for f*ck sake. The *g* key is four f*cking stops to the right.

Goddamit.
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Male 4,902
The sex must be so awkward
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Male 2,513
Wow, the physics of this image prove to be mind bottling.

Either he`s small or she`s completely wrecked.
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Male 802
Not sure if someone already said that but he was with that chick in 2010, not a new girlfriend. Either that or she looks a lot like his last girlfriend.

Also I have to wonder if Shaq just buys jeans for short fat guys and pretends they are jorts.
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Female 515
@Viggsy...he is standing infront of a window...that`s a reflection...not a different backround.
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Male 15,510
Someone is compensating, but who?
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Male 1,083
just a little bit shorter and she won`t need to go on her knees.
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Male 1,685
his dick`s probly bigger than her....not that I care... ....i`m just sayin
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Male 316
Of course its real. =D

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Male 936
this one actually isnt photoshopped...hes been dating "hoops" from flavor of love for a while now
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Male 180
Is everyone here really that drating stupid? The "photoshop" caption is sarcastic, it`s obviously shopped, they are in 2 different backgrounds. Dumb drating non-nice individuals.
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Male 93
you could put another one of her on her shoulders and still not be as talk as him... plus that would be really fun sexually.
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Male 263
snooki?
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Male 2,172
He`s going to dispose of her after the first night. Litteraly.
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Male 255
she can literally blow him without repositioning. awesome.
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Male 107
NO KNEE PADS REQUIRED
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Male 599
@limphotdog

Not when he is filthy rich
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Female 673
I`d be f*cking scared if I was that chick. O.O
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Male 599
Love ....It just shows it comes in all sizes.
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Male 3,372
There are many advantages to dating a girl much taller than you, especially if you`re a "breast" man. It seems that the advantages of dating a girl waaaay shorter than you far outweigh that. Why did the most beautiful, intelligent, fun, football-loving girl that I ended up making my wife HAVE TO BE THE SAME DAMN HEIGHT AS ME???!!??
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Male 955
perfect height imo
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Male 48
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Female 4,084
paddy215--they`ve got an operation for that; just like cinching in a too-big pair of pants.
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Male 801
At least she won`t have to get her knees dirty. HAYOO!!
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Male 533
how vertically intolerant, Ladynissa. For shame. tsk tsk.
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Male 1,239
Lady, perhaps you`ve stumbled onto a truth about Shaq?
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Male 91
shaq is 634 pixels in paint, chick is 456. shaq is 7`1", so it puts her at about 5`1"
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Male 1,678
They better marry because he`s gonna ruin her for any other man.
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Male 768
Look at how tiny she is, then look at his feet.. Poor girl.
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Female 4,447
At least Shaunie came up to his shoulder.
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Female 5
I don`t get the whole find a girl as short as possible thing. To me, it would feel weird, and almost like having sex with a child. O.o
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Male 280
WTF? If everthing is in proportion he could hold her hostage with his schlong.
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Male 2,441
Shaq`s looking a bit out of shape
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Female 734
she`s black on the bottom and yellow on top 0_0
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Male 75
@mulan182 It`s Shaq, you can`t argue.
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Male 417
It`s Bj`s made easier
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Male 203
@ britt566 i believe it may in fact be. . . .the name `hoopz` rings a bell
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Female 305
jorts with loafers?
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Male 230
@Rougue: That`s frickin` hilarious!
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Female 188
that`s a little scary
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Male 926
Shaq is getting fat.
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Male 231
who is he
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Male 868
If it doesn`t last she can make money by renting "it" out as a parking garage!!!
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Female 3,696
...So how do they...



...you know...
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Female 2,289
that`s the "flavor of love" chick, right?
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Male 24
Damn, his shoes are bigger than her thigh
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Male 605
lol you notice she is holding a shopping bag (big surprise) and he is holding what he bought!
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Male 2,790
so weird...but awesome
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Female 104
domisgood. those aren`t shorts dude they just didn`t make those pants in his length.
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Male 360
he prolly uses her as a condom to bang larger chicks.
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Female 104
is that the black chick from clueless.
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Female 41
King Kong 2011
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Male 23
That`s what I call a walking bj
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Male 543
she must have an enormous vagina
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Female 173
@Phylo haha right? That was the first thing I thought when I saw this picture... XD
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Male 40,588

I hope it lasts.
She`s gonna be ruined for other men.
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Male 195
That`s the right size :)
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Female 9,603
I like my guys taller then me, but that`s too tall. :/
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Male 125
as Conan said when Shaq was the guest: "He likes being in small things"
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Male 21
Hey at least she doesn`t have to worry about sore knees
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Female 99
That must make her feel like a little kid holding daddy`s hand. My boyfriends taller than me and it makes me feel like that, but he`s no Shaq!
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Male 530
It`s a optical illusion. She`s about the same height he is but she is further away from the camera and therefore looks smaller.

;)
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Male 881
He is 7` 1", she is 5` 2".
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Male 3,819
Meh. I`m sure he`s been dealing with stuff like this all his life. She`s hot. Funny thing is, I bet she`s taller than I am.
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Male 122
his dick is probably bigger than her
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Male 768
She`s hot... His penis must reach about mid chest inside her, though...
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Male 40,588

I`m surprised she can walk.
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Male 405
No, not shopped, his girlfriend is really that ugly.
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Male 532
Shaq is one big freakin dude. She REALLY wants to get back at daddy for something. I would love to see these two having sex, the penetration must be epic.
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Male 10,440
Shoes plus bare feet is disgusting.
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Male 2,506
Something very hot about her, but his penis must DESTROY her
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Female 349
What the fuuu?
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Male 10,338
How does this even work?
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Male 1,239
Please tell me this is shooped. either he has a super tiny pecker or she can take em as big as her thigh. Either way it`s disturbing.
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Male 24
His foot is as big as her torso.
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Male 41,611
Shopped!
I mean, they obviously were shopping - LOLZ!

What`s up with the homepage, it`s haywire today?
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Male 4,793
"I bet he has a huge wiener, just saying."

He`s black.
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Male 54
Perfect can stand.
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Male 4,793
New girlfriend? More like an emergency spare leg.
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Male 85
I bet he has a huge wiener, just saying.
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Male 688
Size queen?
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Male 53
he is 2,16 m tall, she is like 1,58 m... thats gotta be weird in bed.
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Male 528
lol
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Male 4,867
the main problem here is those jean shorts...
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Female 256
Link: Shaquille O`Neal And His New Girlfriend [Pic] [Rate Link] - I`ve been looking at this photo for at least 5 minutes, looking to see if it was Photoshopped or something.
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