Republicans, Meet Your Possible New Leader [Pic]

Submitted by: SaintPatty 5 years ago in

This photo will haunt Michelle Bachmann for ever, won"t it.
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Male 2,419
foot longs $6???

what happened to five dollar foot longs?!?!?!
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Male 554
wtf is she doing with a sharpie?
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Male 4,395
For the people who are to lazy to click on the wikipedia link below here is the first paragraph. It is the format for Fox News and MSNBC:

Sensationalism is a type of editorial bias in mass media in which events and topics in news stories and pieces are over-hyped to increase viewership or readership numbers. Sensationalism may include reporting about generally insignificant matters and events that don`t influence overall society and biased presentations of newsworthy topics in a sensationalist, trivial or tabloid manner.
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Male 4,395
Fox News gets the most viewers through Sensationalism. MSNBC, which does the same thing does not get as many viewers because their guy is in charge. The anger level is not as high.
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Male 1,299
"But they are only one news channel in a sea of at least 7 others. Before Fox News there were only 4 ABC, CBS, NBC, and CNN, Fox has become popular because they are uniquely different than the others, that is why they aren`t `mainstream`."

The fact that there are more hard rock bands than pop musicians doesn`t mean that rock is more mainstream than pop. However, the fact that more people LISTEN to pop music DOES make it mainstream.

Fox may have a unique perspective, but that makes them unique not mainstream. Having more viewers than the other more homogenized news channels, however, would- would it not?

This is an honest inquiry, BTW. I promise i`m not trolling. Fox`s Website, and Fox News + Fox Business News get more traffic/viewers than the other stations combined- yet they`re almost exclusively the only station i`ve heard use the term "mainstream media" as if they`re somehow not the norm, which the demonstrably are. It`s just confusing
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Male 3
Oh come on IAB! Are you guys (and gals) even paying attention? Have you never been on the interwebs before? Have you never seen a webcam?

A racy photo of a woman on the Internet WITH A SHARPIE IN HER HAND and not a single comment? Anyone who`s been on Chatroulette should know where that belongs!
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Male 151
Wait a minute.... 6 dollars for a footlong!?
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Male 151
@Thetas LoL why yes, yes you do. Puts my blackout to shame
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Male 10,855
@5Cats

It`s now 5pm IAB standard time I don`t see a link from you.
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Male 812
Hell, this kind of thing just gets more votes these days.
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Male 1,010
Dear lord. Can someone PLEASE with some editing skills turn this into a GIF so i can see the corn dog go in and out?
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Male 661
5cats, do you not remember that whole Jean Chretien photo from back in the day? Sorry dude, but all sides do this crap
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Male 1,540
@Deepeyes



Do I get to work for fox now?
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Male 37,762
[quote]What you talkin `bout 5Cats[/quote]
@Cajun: This photo was featured on CNN last night. I`ll bet dollars to donut holes ALL the lefty stations carried it in prime time.

[quote]followed 30 seconds later with a quick link to CNN/MSNBC/Etc[/quote]
@Baalth: with more spin than a certifuge! That`s not telling the story @Baalthy, that`s running propaganda for ONE side. Dumbass.

@markust123: you`re officially living in La-La Land now. "bogus claim" Oh it is to Lol!

[quote]Exactly, but have fun trying to explain that to 5Cats[/quote]
@xCYBERDINEx: Um, you actually mean @Baalthy, eh? See HE said Fox was part of the MSM, not me. Nice try though.
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Female 7
It is a sad day to be a republican...*sigh*
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Male 1,737
Looks like the same messed up eyes someone was claiming were photoshoped. Me thinks she`s just old and really saggy around the eyes.
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Male 151
Sorry I just had to... this is also the extent of my photoshopping skills... blacking out phallus shaped objects.

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Male 17,512
DMcHunt: FNC dominates the cable news ratings on a regular basis, Example.

But they are only one news channel in a sea of at least 7 others. Before Fox News there were only 4 ABC, CBS, NBC, and CNN, Fox has become popular because they are uniquely different than the others, that is why they aren`t `mainstream`.
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Male 4,902
"Ergo- Fox News IS the "Mainstream Media," no? Unless someone redefined "mainstream" while I was on vacation..."

Exactly, but have fun trying to explain that to 5Cats
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Male 4,902
Forget haunting Bachmann this photo is going to haunt me for the rest of my goddamned life!
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Male 4,395
"And, come on, you don`t run for president and eat dick-shaped food on camera."

Exactly. If you are too much of a tard to know this you have no business running the country. The woman obviously can`t think ahead, she lives in the moment. She`s George W. Bush 2.0 with a few more screws loose.
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Male 4,014
Fox News has such high ratings because people like my Grandma literally leave it on at all waking hours as she louges in her recliner. Also, who the f*ck still gets their news off of the talkie box?

And, come on, you don`t run for president and eat dick-shaped food on camera.
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Female 515
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! SHE IS A NORMAL PERSON...ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT POLITICIANS WERE SUPER HUMANS....give me a drating break...she`s eating a drating corn dog...who gives a poo.
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Female 6,381
There is so little chance of running for office without some photographer, somewhere, taking a photo that makes you look like an idiot. But the pros know to limit the opportunities, and eating anything in front of the press is a big one.
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Male 4,395
Fox gets high ratings because of sensationalism. CNN gets low ratings because they follow the standards of journalism - real news is boring.
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Male 439
got my vote.
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Male 1,299
@Baalthazaq

"Nielsen Cable Network Coverage Estimates (as of December, 2010)
CNN/HLN: 100.22 million HouseHolds
CNBC: 97.59 million HHs
FNC: 98.04 million HHs
MSNBC: 93.0 million HHs"

So Fox News is available in fewer homes than CNN, and barely beats CNBC, also these figures don`t account for Fox Business News.

That said: http://www.goo.gl/Mmb0w

Fox blows away the competition in ratings. In some cases having more viewers than the others COMBINED.

Ergo- Fox News IS the "Mainstream Media," no? Unless someone redefined "mainstream" while I was on vacation...
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Male 4,395
I love how people are claiming shopped with zero proof. Sorry but Michele Bachmann is stupid enough to eat a foot long corn dog in front of cameras.

Or maybe she did this on purpose so she could stay on the victim train. All aboard. Next stop Wasilla, Alaska.
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Male 4,395
How do you think Fox gets away with all the crap they do? By creating this bogus claim that the MSM is biased and repeating it ad nauseum until people like 5Cats think they came up with the thought. Brainwashing at its finest. Once Fox had this lie firmly burned into America they could get away with pushing partisan news, and the MSM not wanting to appear biased have to report on the BS Fox creates.
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Male 144
born US leader! No gag reflex...
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Male 4,547
The MSM is officially meaningless. It`s everyone who disagrees with 5 cats. If that`s FOX, FOX is MSM.

I can`t tell you the number of times 5 Cats has claimed "THE MSM WON`T TELL YOU X!" followed 30 seconds later with a quick link to CNN/MSNBC/Etc witht he story you`ll "never hear".
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Male 371
she`s batpoo crazy!!
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Male 10,855
[quote]See? MORE sexists, biased MSM coverage![/quote]

What you talkin `bout 5Cats?

This site isn`t part of the MSM, and as far as anyone`s concerened this photo has not appeared in any magazine.
Though it could wind up on Playboy <wink>.
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Male 37,762
See? MORE sexists, biased MSM coverage!

Similar pictures exist of leftists, but you`ll NEVER see those on the MSM...

View my link here if you missed it a couple of days ago...
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Female 3,598
mmm...sausage.
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Male 38,468

Sachi001 - [quote]"No I still want the guy with the magical underpants."[/quote]
this guy? ;)

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Male 10,339
"Please don`t tell me you`d vote for this lunatic, auburnjunky..."

Given the choice between her, and Obama, she is the lesser of two evils.

It is unfortunate that our electoral system has degraded to that point, but what can I do to change it?

Hopefully the Republican ticket is Perry/Cain. Then I can vote and not feel bad about it.
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Male 934
What a fantastic photo.
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Male 599
No I still want the guy with the magical underpants.
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Female 1,589
If I were her I would actually laugh at this photo. Getting upset or offended would just be silly.
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Male 25,416
She seems like a champ!
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Male 2,841
I`d tap that.
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Male 379
i think this best explains how she got as far in politics as she has.
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Male 14,332
Sooooooo that`s how she got into politics.
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Male 543
G Milf?
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Male 38,468
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Male 840
How many cameras were going off when she took that first bite? She had to know that image was going to be posted.
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Male 2,159
Why oh why did that image have to load downwards so slowly? Eugh...
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Female 1,743
Please don`t tell me you`d vote for this lunatic, auburnjunky...
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Male 10,855
Ah screw those two, since my vote can`t really swing an election anyway I`ll go for someone whose views are best in line with mine.
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Male 2,790
hilariously silly
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Male 10,855
Apparently it`s now between Perry and Romney. I hate to see yet ANOTHER Texas Governer become LBJ v3.0 (then again that`s what you call a Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy).

Then again if I had to choose between the two I`d pick Romney:
Romney: "I support teaching creationism in a theological context as opposed to scientific."
A Perry spokesperson said that intelligent design is a "valid scientific theory".

Then again which is worse? (I`m especially looking at you Auburnjunky)
A governor who tries to use imminent domain to expand highways or a governor who passes the precursor of a disastrous federal law?

Because ultimately I see Obama as Jimmy Peanut Farmer v2.0.
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Male 65
I`m pretty sure that`s actually deep fried butter, which means the gooey insides will be spewing all over her face in a moment and...

*ahem* excuse me.
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Male 7,378
[quote]That`s silly. It`s only anti-gay male republicans who eat the sausage.[/quote]
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Her husband deepthroats corndogs when his wife`s out campaigning.
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Male 153
She is just showing us how her husband does it.
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Female 3,696
Michelle Bachmann: Like you cut Sarah Palin`s head off and she grew back two more. This is some Hydra shi t
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Male 408
why are her eyes always so crazy
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Male 95
I love corndogs :)
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Male 10,339

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Female 4
Well... corndogs are often referred to as the most communist meat on a stick.
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Male 1,284
she seems to like it...
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Male 10,855
[quote]that and you`re a troll[/quote]

Losing your civility already?
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Male 10,855
LOLHOT

Work it Bachmann!
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Male 723
And, shopped animated .gif in ... 3 ... 2 ... 1

8-) LJ
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Male 6,737
@LillianDulci Well in that case, it must be shopped!
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Male 17,512
Angilion: [quote]It`s only anti-gay male republicans who eat the sausage.[/quote]

That`s a corn dog she`s eating and it`s been photoshopped, that and you`re a troll.
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Male 2,670
Wow, she is really submitting to the dog...
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Male 688
FFS!!!!!!!!! LAY OFF THE BOTOX!
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Female 2,674
`Shopped! My 6 year old daughter told me she could tell by the pixels.
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Male 38,468

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
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Male 1,312
I`m sure this is just one of hundreds of pictures with that face, just a different object is usually going in her mouth
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Male 12,365
That`s silly. It`s only anti-gay male republicans who eat the sausage.
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Male 1,266
"This is stupid. Nobody looks good eating a corn dog. With a quick reflex, you could capture a picture that is just as unflattering of anybody."

I totally agree, it`s like putting a person in charge of a country after a massive economic crisis and a multibillion dollar war and then blaming him for the country not having money.
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Male 17
i`m so hard now....mmmmm.....gilf
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Male 10,440
This is not why Bachmann should not be president. There are many other better things to make fun of.
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Male 362
crazy religious ronald mcdonald for president.
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Male 112
Well at least she would match up with Angela Merkel from the germans on the way she looks on photographs :)
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Male 295
This is stupid. Nobody looks good eating a corn dog. With a quick reflex, you could capture a picture that is just as unflattering of anybody.
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Male 1,429
Let`s see if she can take the whole thing first.
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Male 340
michelle bachmann is an idiot
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Male 970
Link: Republicans, Meet Your Possible New Leader [Pic] [Rate Link] - This photo will haunt Michelle Bachmann for ever, won`t it.
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