Religious Nutjob Of The Day

Submitted by: Buiadh 5 years ago in Funny

Jamaican lady loses it in a CVS.
There are 52 comments:
Male 68
at least she is full of spirit and very determined. you go crazy lady, show them what true faith is all about!!
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Male 19
The crazy thing is that the guy looks like a total creep anyways. It would be freaky if this guy really was up to no good, like abusing children or something and this woman literally lost it on a rational religious basis. Wouldn`t that be crazy...
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Male 606
Some Voodoo shyt!
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Male 358
Sweet three-toed sloth of ice planet Hoth! She`s crazy.

Sweet gorilla of Manilla! She`s weird.

Sweet lamprey of Santa Fe! She`s nuts.
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Male 621
Thats why you don`t buy generic prescriptions. That sh*t is made from like camel semen or something.
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Male 1,832
Why is that guy the only one concerned about her? Everyone else looks like they could care less.
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Male 14,334
Anyone else wish they could walk up next to her and lay out a juicy fart????
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Female 1,604
pick up the crap on your floor sheesh
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Female 127
She`s got some crazy dance moves.
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Male 622
@Fleaman1797 LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
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Male 2,670
She`s Michele Bachman`s spiritual advisor.
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Male 5,413
I don`t get it.
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Male 3,475
Poor lady.
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Male 792
[quote]never seen an atheist doing this... just saying[/quote]

Um...I think atheists can be schizophrenic too...just saying.
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Male 718
Just another Crazy Ni..nice old lady? nope
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Male 2,419
never seen an atheist doing this... just saying
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Male 286
Shimmy shimmy ya!
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Female 71
Let me study this video. I`ll be taking those moves to the club.
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Female 6,381
"Well, officer, I`ve examined this woman and found her to be completely insane. Take her to the asylum."
"She is very religious, you know, doctor."
"Oh, in that case she`s totally sane and just a devout church-goer. Let her go."

A lot of crazy people get a pass on the excuse of religion.
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Male 91
Calling someone a Religious Nutjob is redundant.
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Male 15,510
She is praying to the wrong demon
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Female 374
Meth is a hell of a drug.
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Male 10,440
@jendrian Sure, but you also said that it makes you feel better. It doesn`t make me feel better, not in the slightest.
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Female 196
@RobSwindol

Rich people and poor people tend to have the same diseases of the mind. However, in rich people it`s usually called "eccentricity."

I was actually replying to the person you were replying to (and validating your point), but I`m way too lazy to dig through all the posts to find it. >.<
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Male 230
If I was the guy I`d just drop to really freak her out.
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Male 2,516
@LazyMe484, my point exactly
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Male 2,873
Girl has got some moves.She could find a career as a martial artist or disco dancer.
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Male 4,425
Or Michele Bachmann.
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Male 2,528
"Or because if you have a screw loose, it makes functioning in society difficult, so you end up being poor :P"

There are too many rich wackos out there for your theory to be valid. Take Michael Jackson for instance. Or Brittany Spears.
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Male 10,440
[quote] this is what we`re supposed to feel superior about? [/quote]
no... not at all.

Not being crazy is not much to brag about.
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Male 10,440
Why didn`t that guy just call the cops? Stupid lazy sales reps... If I was a customer, I would have done a 180 out of the store immediately.

Theres no telling what a nutjob like that could do... she could have pulled out a gun and started shooting everything blasphemous in sight.
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Male 4,425
"That`s what happens when they don`t kill enough chickens."

You made me laugh water out of my nose.
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Male 3,745
"Why is it that people in low-income areas always seem to have a few screws loose?"

did you read what you just typed?

"That`s some good juju right there."

you leave my mother out of this :|
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Male 38,739

What started her rant was finding all the Bibles had been put in the "Fiction" section.
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Male 688
That`s what happens when they don`t kill enough chickens.
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Male 5,314
please die in a fire and go be with god quicker.
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Male 551
"Or because if you have a screw loose, it makes functioning in society difficult, so you end up being poor :P"

I don`t think people "end up being poor" anymore, not
that many anyway, poverty is, sadly, a social class that
you are meant to be born in and stay that way

That`s the way it is =/ Very unfair, very sad, but if
you want Capitalism that`s what you have to deal with
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Male 25,416
Well..... thats just silly. Somebody obviously needs attention
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Female 3,598
i bet she just did that so she could walk out with all the stuff she put in her purse without payin for it...
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Male 265
@Rob

Right on!!!
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Male 934
"Because people in high income areas have health insurance and are well medicated."

Or because if you have a screw loose, it makes functioning in society difficult, so you end up being poor :P
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Male 2,384
and people ask me why i`m atheist
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Male 2,422
That`s some good juju right there.
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Male 38,739

that was good, but the related link "Jamaican Women Fight Hathead!" was better. Like a Rasta Jerry Springer episode.
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Male 2,528
"Why is it that people in low-income areas always seem to have a few screws loose?"

Because people in high income areas have health insurance and are well medicated.
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Male 1,341
Was that all? I try to get at least 2 to 3 of those in a day.
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Male 2,516
this is what we`re supposed to feel superior about? (related to the prior post...) it`s hard not to feel like a better person...
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Male 670
Attention seeker seeks attention
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Male 3,894
You get what I mean? That was an innocent little girl, once. Perhaps even mostly rational.
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Male 2,528
The phrase "religious nutjob" is redundant.
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Male 3,894
Why is it that people in low-income areas always seem to have a few screws loose?
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Male 6,737
Link: Religious Nutjob Of The Day [Rate Link] - Jamaican lady loses it in a CVS.
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