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Date: 08/14/11 01:45 PM

52 Responses to Religious Nutjob Of The Day

  1. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 1:40 pm
    Link: Religious Nutjob Of The Day - Jamaican lady loses it in a CVS.
  2. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    Why is it that people in low-income areas always seem to have a few screws loose?
  3. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2510 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    The phrase "religious nutjob" is redundant.
  4. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    You get what I mean? That was an innocent little girl, once. Perhaps even mostly rational.
  5. Profile photo of Beardofzeus
    Beardofzeus Male 30-39
    670 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    Attention seeker seeks attention
  6. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    this is what we`re supposed to feel superior about? (related to the prior post...) it`s hard not to feel like a better person...
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    Was that all? I try to get at least 2 to 3 of those in a day.
  8. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2510 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    "Why is it that people in low-income areas always seem to have a few screws loose?"

    Because people in high income areas have health insurance and are well medicated.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36213 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    that was good, but the related link "Jamaican Women Fight Hathead!" was better. Like a Rasta Jerry Springer episode.
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    That`s some good juju right there.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    and people ask me why i`m atheist
  12. Profile photo of Rawrg
    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 2:11 pm
    "Because people in high income areas have health insurance and are well medicated."

    Or because if you have a screw loose, it makes functioning in society difficult, so you end up being poor :P
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    Wowummwow Male 18-29
    265 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 2:20 pm
    @Rob

    Right on!!!
  14. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 2:30 pm
    i bet she just did that so she could walk out with all the stuff she put in her purse without payin for it...
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 2:42 pm
    Well..... thats just silly. Somebody obviously needs attention
  16. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 2:43 pm
    "Or because if you have a screw loose, it makes functioning in society difficult, so you end up being poor :P"

    I don`t think people "end up being poor" anymore, not
    that many anyway, poverty is, sadly, a social class that
    you are meant to be born in and stay that way

    That`s the way it is =/ Very unfair, very sad, but if
    you want Capitalism that`s what you have to deal with
  17. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 3:07 pm
    please die in a fire and go be with god quicker.
  18. Profile photo of Klamz
    Klamz Male 18-29
    689 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    That`s what happens when they don`t kill enough chickens.
  19. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36213 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 3:35 pm

    What started her rant was finding all the Bibles had been put in the "Fiction" section.
  20. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 3:43 pm
    "Why is it that people in low-income areas always seem to have a few screws loose?"

    did you read what you just typed?

    "That`s some good juju right there."

    you leave my mother out of this :|
  21. Profile photo of markust123
    markust123 Male 40-49
    3876 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 3:56 pm
    "That`s what happens when they don`t kill enough chickens."

    You made me laugh water out of my nose.
  22. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 4:29 pm
    Why didn`t that guy just call the cops? Stupid lazy sales reps... If I was a customer, I would have done a 180 out of the store immediately.

    Theres no telling what a nutjob like that could do... she could have pulled out a gun and started shooting everything blasphemous in sight.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 4:32 pm
    this is what we`re supposed to feel superior about?
    no... not at all.

    Not being crazy is not much to brag about.
  24. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2510 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 4:44 pm
    "Or because if you have a screw loose, it makes functioning in society difficult, so you end up being poor :P"

    There are too many rich wackos out there for your theory to be valid. Take Michael Jackson for instance. Or Brittany Spears.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3876 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 6:15 pm
    Or Michele Bachmann.
  26. Profile photo of CaptKangaroo
    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2314 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 7:04 pm
    Girl has got some moves.She could find a career as a martial artist or disco dancer.
  27. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 7:18 pm
    @LazyMe484, my point exactly
  28. Profile photo of DCBizzle
    DCBizzle Male 18-29
    230 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 7:28 pm
    If I was the guy I`d just drop to really freak her out.
  29. Profile photo of Uncertainty
    Uncertainty Female 18-29
    196 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 7:59 pm
    @RobSwindol

    Rich people and poor people tend to have the same diseases of the mind. However, in rich people it`s usually called "eccentricity."

    I was actually replying to the person you were replying to (and validating your point), but I`m way too lazy to dig through all the posts to find it. >.<
  30. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 8:22 pm
    @jendrian Sure, but you also said that it makes you feel better. It doesn`t make me feel better, not in the slightest.
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    buttsdowhat Female 18-29
    374 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 9:28 pm
    Meth is a hell of a drug.
  32. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 9:28 pm
    She is praying to the wrong demon
  33. Profile photo of Baphxiii
    Baphxiii Male 40-49
    91 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 9:55 pm
    Calling someone a Religious Nutjob is redundant.
  34. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 10:43 pm
    "Well, officer, I`ve examined this woman and found her to be completely insane. Take her to the asylum."
    "She is very religious, you know, doctor."
    "Oh, in that case she`s totally sane and just a devout church-goer. Let her go."

    A lot of crazy people get a pass on the excuse of religion.
  35. Profile photo of DMonk
    DMonk Female 18-29
    71 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 10:52 pm
    Let me study this video. I`ll be taking those moves to the club.
  36. Profile photo of pirhomaniak
    pirhomaniak Male 30-39
    185 posts
    August 15, 2011 at 1:05 am
    Shimmy shimmy ya!
  37. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    August 15, 2011 at 1:19 am
    never seen an atheist doing this... just saying
  38. Profile photo of Fleaman1797
    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    August 15, 2011 at 2:16 am
    Just another Crazy Ni..nice old lady? nope
  39. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    August 15, 2011 at 3:26 am
    never seen an atheist doing this... just saying

    Um...I think atheists can be schizophrenic too...just saying.
  40. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    August 15, 2011 at 3:58 am
    Poor lady.
  41. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    August 15, 2011 at 5:54 am
    I don`t get it.
  42. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2211 posts
    August 15, 2011 at 7:29 am
    She`s Michele Bachman`s spiritual advisor.
  43. Profile photo of ATL1EN
    ATL1EN Male 18-29
    622 posts
    August 15, 2011 at 7:38 am
    @Fleaman1797 LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
  44. Profile photo of NotHerAgain
    NotHerAgain Female 18-29
    127 posts
    August 15, 2011 at 8:24 am
    She`s got some crazy dance moves.
  45. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    August 15, 2011 at 8:35 am
    pick up the crap on your floor sheesh
  46. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    August 15, 2011 at 11:21 am
    Anyone else wish they could walk up next to her and lay out a juicy fart????
  47. Profile photo of diylobotomy
    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    August 15, 2011 at 12:45 pm
    Why is that guy the only one concerned about her? Everyone else looks like they could care less.
  48. Profile photo of Errand_boy
    Errand_boy Male 30-39
    621 posts
    August 15, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    Thats why you don`t buy generic prescriptions. That sh*t is made from like camel semen or something.
  49. Profile photo of Blatto
    Blatto Male 18-29
    358 posts
    August 15, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    Sweet three-toed sloth of ice planet Hoth! She`s crazy.

    Sweet gorilla of Manilla! She`s weird.

    Sweet lamprey of Santa Fe! She`s nuts.
  50. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    August 15, 2011 at 8:40 pm
    Some Voodoo shyt!
  51. Profile photo of eBag
    eBag Male 18-29
    19 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 2:30 am
    The crazy thing is that the guy looks like a total creep anyways. It would be freaky if this guy really was up to no good, like abusing children or something and this woman literally lost it on a rational religious basis. Wouldn`t that be crazy...
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    matei Male 18-29
    68 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 4:01 am
    at least she is full of spirit and very determined. you go crazy lady, show them what true faith is all about!!

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