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Date: 08/13/11 08:25 PM

30 Responses to Profit [PIC]

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    Dickens Male 18-29
    74 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 11:01 am
    Link: Profit - BLASPHEMY! ...is hilarious!
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2758 posts
    August 13, 2011 at 9:10 pm
    hahaha that was good. Haven`t chuckled like that in ages.
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    August 13, 2011 at 9:42 pm
    brilliant

    although, christians will be butthurt for calling Jesus a prophet
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    denmarkcm Male 18-29
    341 posts
    August 13, 2011 at 9:57 pm
    @darkmagic14n... wouldn`t Jesus be considered a prophet for God... I don`t get too caught up in the specifics. For those who do, so crucify (sue) me lol.

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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    August 13, 2011 at 9:57 pm
    ahhhhhh. i see what ya did there.
  6. Profile photo of Chaosmaster
    Chaosmaster Male 30-39
    234 posts
    August 13, 2011 at 10:00 pm
    Why would we be mad for calling him a prophet? He can`t be both prophet and savior?
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    August 13, 2011 at 10:15 pm
    L-O-L
  8. Profile photo of Diplomaticcc
    Diplomaticcc Male 18-29
    117 posts
    August 13, 2011 at 11:32 pm
    cleverrrrr.
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    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 1:21 am
    Another horrible pun
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 1:52 am
    Although to rip apart the profIt part of the joke, profit can only be gained when you are selling something for more than you bought it for. Since Mary hasn`t put out any expenditures, she cannot make profit on something she got for `free`...

    Although, I think Joseph is going to find it hard to compete with the Almighty in bed... poor guy :-(
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 4:26 am
    bah-dum-chhhh
  12. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 5:36 am
    Hey-oh!
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 5:38 am
    @beternal


    You`re reading too much into it.
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    Supricky06 Male 18-29
    50 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 8:48 am
    Cajun i was gonna say that....well i still am! HEYO
  15. Profile photo of LadyKonFuze
    LadyKonFuze Female 18-29
    337 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 10:24 am
    BAZINGA!
  16. Profile photo of Lobotomy
    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 1:12 pm
    Oh god that took me way too long.
  17. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    Lame.....
  18. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 5:22 pm
    Ha win!
  19. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 7:16 pm
    she had sex with the holy spirit, not god
  20. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 9:12 pm
    Isnt Jesus suppose to be more like a Messiah than a Prophet?
  21. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 11:58 pm
    HA
  22. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    August 15, 2011 at 1:04 am
    "Isnt Jesus suppose to be more like a Messiah than a Prophet?"

    says the guy who lets the truth get in the way of a good laugh.

    you`re sooooo smart, good for you, you`re right, all hail angelmassb
  23. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    August 15, 2011 at 1:24 am
    @Angelmassb
    iirc he`s a messiah AND a prophet, he`s bi-winning
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    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    August 15, 2011 at 8:37 pm
    rimshot!
  25. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2852 posts
    August 15, 2011 at 11:39 pm
    "Isnt Jesus suppose to be more like a Messiah than a Prophet?"

    He`s not the messiah, he`s a very naughty boy.
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    matei Male 18-29
    68 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 6:14 am
    ahhh, monty python....gotta watch it again
  27. Profile photo of ATL1EN
    ATL1EN Male 18-29
    622 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 8:10 am
    this isnt funny.
  28. Profile photo of Errand_boy
    Errand_boy Male 30-39
    621 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 6:20 pm
    Bad thing, God pays in crabs. If God made me in his image, than Marys going to be sore for a few days. Impressive Sir! Oh, and I guess I have crabs, oh well.
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    ohthedrama Male 30-39
    162 posts
    August 22, 2011 at 3:03 pm
    Wow. I did not even chuckle and I have a sense of humor.
  30. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    October 3, 2011 at 9:05 pm
    lol

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