Profit [PIC]

Submitted by: Dickens 5 years ago in Funny

BLASPHEMY! ...is hilarious!
Credits: *keaton-stoos
There are 30 comments:
Male 1,834
lol
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Male 162
Wow. I did not even chuckle and I have a sense of humor.
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Male 621
Bad thing, God pays in crabs. If God made me in his image, than Marys going to be sore for a few days. Impressive Sir! Oh, and I guess I have crabs, oh well.
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Male 622
this isnt funny.
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Male 68
ahhh, monty python....gotta watch it again
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Male 2,860
"Isnt Jesus suppose to be more like a Messiah than a Prophet?"

He`s not the messiah, he`s a very naughty boy.
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Male 439
rimshot!
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Male 2,419
@Angelmassb
iirc he`s a messiah AND a prophet, he`s bi-winning
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Male 1,360
"Isnt Jesus suppose to be more like a Messiah than a Prophet?"

says the guy who lets the truth get in the way of a good laugh.

you`re sooooo smart, good for you, you`re right, all hail angelmassb
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Female 956
HA
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Male 15,510
Isnt Jesus suppose to be more like a Messiah than a Prophet?
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Male 2,855
she had sex with the holy spirit, not god
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Male 2,690
Ha win!
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Male 25,416
Lame.....
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Male 495
Oh god that took me way too long.
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Female 337
BAZINGA!
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Male 50
Cajun i was gonna say that....well i still am! HEYO
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Male 10,855
@beternal


You`re reading too much into it.
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Male 10,855
Hey-oh!
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Male 1,586
bah-dum-chhhh
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Male 2,586
Although to rip apart the profIt part of the joke, profit can only be gained when you are selling something for more than you bought it for. Since Mary hasn`t put out any expenditures, she cannot make profit on something she got for `free`...

Although, I think Joseph is going to find it hard to compete with the Almighty in bed... poor guy :-(
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Male 1,011
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Male 117
cleverrrrr.
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Male 5,314
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Male 234
Why would we be mad for calling him a prophet? He can`t be both prophet and savior?
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Male 2,790
ahhhhhh. i see what ya did there.
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Male 341
@darkmagic14n... wouldn`t Jesus be considered a prophet for God... I don`t get too caught up in the specifics. For those who do, so crucify (sue) me lol.

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Male 1,625
brilliant

although, christians will be butthurt for calling Jesus a prophet
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Female 2,764
hahaha that was good. Haven`t chuckled like that in ages.
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Male 74
Link: Profit [PIC] [Rate Link] - BLASPHEMY! ...is hilarious!
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