Poohscriptions [PIC]

Submitted by: Dickens 6 years ago in Funny

There are some pretty apparent neurosis in the hundred acre woods- let"s see what a doctor would prescribe.
Credits: Dan Meth
There are 35 comments:
Male 661
Atl1en, I`m so sorry, when were you diagnosed with Anencephaly?

Now people, people, please stop bugging lukas1051. Don`t you realize that he is making massive contributions to the field of depression research and the treatment of psychological illness. By going out there on the interweb and posting his posts, depressed people everywhere are able to read them and think; "Damn, perhaps my life isn`t so bad, look at this guy, at least I`m not as clueless as this pair of clown shoes".
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Male 621
I`d just like to smoke Eeyore`s tail, but I would definitely be Christopher Robin.
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Male 622
dont you people realize when you go to the doctor and he cant figure out whats wrong with you he makes somethign up. then all of a sudden 300,000 people are "depressed" or have "ADD" and now "ADHD" you people are retarted, and were not raised right.
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Female 99
@lukas1051 Just because you haven`t experienced depression, or at least not to an extreme, doesn`t mean it`s not a debilitating condition. I`ve seen people so depressed they literally didn`t have the strength to get out of bed. But doctors just throw antidepressants at everyone. I have been on many and none worked for me. Then I researched my symptoms myself and went to my doctor and told HIM what I had, and I got my lithium and have felt much better since. If I were to "man up" and just deal with my disorder, I would probably be dead or in jail. :->
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Male 40,739
vv THAT`S the one!
Actually it`s funnier than this one... mushrooms! LOLZ!
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Male 535
@5cats: yea, I don`t understand his motivation - at all.
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Male 15,510
It reminds me of


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Male 15,261
All could be replaced with KCN
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Male 40,739
@madest, @lukas1051, @DeathToLems:




Don`t make kitty cry.

@x13purplesta: Doggies work too! If I wasn`t such a cat-person I`d probably be a dog-person, lolz! But which one? Russian Wolfhound? Pug? Bull Mastiff? Pommerinian?
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Male 25,416
Well... just another way to ruin my childhood!
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Male 1,625
and there`s the problem; people think something is wrong with tigger because he`s energetic and something is wrong with CR because he imagines there is a world his stuffed animals are alive. now MAYBE there is a problem if CR was like 20, but we`re talking about a kid who just started school (age 5), just look at how he spells...
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Male 1,678
Wouldn`t the last precription solve all of their problems?
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Male 231
that was great
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Female 1,893
Truth. lol
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Male 812
Patient: Rabbit
Symptoms: Drug dealing
Prescription: Prison rape
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Male 3,842
[quote]I`m sure anti depression pills are placebos. if not, they should be.[/quote]

Then you obviously have no education in neurology or biochemistry. It is quite well proven what receptors are affected by anti-depressants. For example, SSRI`s (like Zoloft) bind to the Serotonin Transporter (SERT) to prevent the reuptake of Serotonin. That`s not a placebo. SSRI`s are proven to be considerably more effective than placebo in treatment of depression. Cognitive Therapy is also more effective compared to placebo in treatment of depression, but the highest success rate is with anti-depressants combined with Cognitive Therapy.

So STFU and take a class in neuropsychiatry if you think anti-depressants are placebos before spouting off nonsense. It just makes you sound ignorant and uneducated. Go to college first.
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Male 11,739
[quote]I`m sure anti depression pills are placebos. if not, they should be.[/quote]

emo much?
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Female 1,435
I`m sure anti depression pills are placebos. if not, they should be.
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Male 4
Sorry Pooh, but Sibutrex was taken off the US market in October of 2010-probably better off with lifestyle modification, better dietary control. Maybe Kanga can help him with that-it`s kept Roo on the small side.

For young Mr. Robin, I would recommend Abilify since it has a pediatric application. Clozaril isn`t approved for children. Now when he grows up...
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Male 606
"lukas1051
Male, 18-29, Europe
3191 Posts Sunday, August 14, 2011 10:13:00 AM
Personally, I think people with depression should just get a grip and man up, rather than stuff themself with expensive drugs."

Uneducated git. You think people with depression don`t want to be rid of it?
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Male 495
@lukas1051 Yeah that`s what everyone says about people who don`t understand depression.
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Male 914
"Personally, I think people with depression should just get a grip and man up, rather than stuff themself with expensive drugs."

Personally, I think that people with downs syndrome should get a grip and man up, rather than drooling and pooping themselves all day. See how silly that sounds?
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Male 3,425
Personally, I think people with depression should just get a grip and man up, rather than stuff themself with expensive drugs.
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Male 7,378
[quote]I`ve been on like 10 anti-depressants in the past 17 years.[/quote]
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Why doesn`t that surprise me?
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Female 235
They don`t need meds in the hundred acre wood...they accept each other the way they are and help each other out all the time. No one is psychotic or dangerous, really.

@5cats, for me its doggies :) Having a pet dog is soothing, encourages exercise and forces me to get out of bed in the morning. Better than ANY pill.
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Male 2,790
meh indeed
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Male 1,526
How about all of them smoke weed instead. except pooh, he has to smoke so much he shoots past the munchies.
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Male 2,121
America has too much of a prescription drug culture. Ask me to name drugs and I`d probably get stuck after paracetamol and caffeine...
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Male 40,739
It`s meh, better than the last one I saw. It was just like this, only even less funny.

I`ve been on like 10 anti-depressants in the past 17 years. They seem to last for 2-3 years then the side-effects pile up. Or they hardly work at all. One made my feet swell up! Another nearly killed me (4 days in the hospital!) before it was yanked off the market.

Kitties are the best medication! Good for what ails ya!
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Male 1,440
LostinKorea, you aren`t tired, it is Meh.
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Male 4,431
So, check out this little tidbit. Americans account for about 4% of the world`s population. Guess how much of the world`s oxycotin we consume. 82-85%. Which, of course, is one of the many types of abuse that contributes to huge national medical costs, debt, etc., etc. :-( So, this Pooh poster isn`t so much sad as it is a wake-up call. Or at least it should be one. here
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Female 931
I do not feel proud of the fact that I`ve been on 4 of those.
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Female 3,726
Wow, this is really not funny. It`s just "meh" or I`m just tired...
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Male 514
I was on cymbalta for a number of months - works great for the first 6 weeks or so and then the human body develops a tolerance to it. Furthermore going on it makes you feel like puking, going off it gives you brain zaps. Not fun except for those 6 weeks I mentioned.
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Male 74
Link: Poohscriptions [PIC] [Rate Link] - There are some pretty apparent neurosis in the hundred acre woods- let`s see what a doctor would prescribe.
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