Parrot Lectures Human

Submitted by: splurbyburbl 5 years ago in Funny

Seriously, dude... stop pooping on me!
There are 27 comments:
Female 399
This was the funniest fu cking thing I`ve ever seen.
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Male 25,416
that was probably fake
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Female 87
That is awesome! I want one LOL
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Male 230
@ OldOllie

I don`t think its fake. my grandmother use to have a bird just like this one and it could say a lot of things. The bird seems to just be repeating what the owner has said when the bird was pooping in the wrong area.
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Male 122
sounds way too robotic to me
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Male 49
Prolly not fake. African Greys can learn and reproduce thousands of sounds.

Seems like hes caught his parrot pooping where it shouldnt be over and over and he`s got a potty mouth when he finds out. So the bird repeats. Yoo`ll notice the grammar and syntax is jumbled because the bird doesn`t actually know what it`s saying.
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Female 956
wtf the parrot sounded fecking possessed
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Male 4,902
Is the live submissions page broken? I searched all through there when I posted this link and it didn`t show anyone else had posted it. Im just wondering.
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Male 15,832
I can`t believe I`m the first one to call this, but...FAKE!
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Male 621
HHMMMMMM, so you guys doing some website construction I take it. Guess I`ll just hangout here for awhile. No worries.
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Male 621
His cage must be lined with The Wall Street Journal.
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Male 99
lmfao dont poop!
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Male 987
The parrot is obviously a surrogate for his father. He taught it to say those things so it would feel like home to him.
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Male 237
@testuser it wont let me change mine maybe theirs could be the same?
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Male 490
i guess the 5 people under me haven`t cared to change their profile pictures.
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Male 2,790
not as funny as he thinks he`s being
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Male 136
going off how this guy treats the bird, and the bird`s acceptance of him, I`m betting he rescued this bird.

The previous owner probably was the one who swore and yelled at the bird, and this guy rescued it, or purchased it second hand. An african grey would never let you near them like that if they didn`t trust you, and they won`t trust you if you are abusive.
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Male 3,285
Obvious college grad pet. He even thinks it`s funny.
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Male 1,011
wow that bird has been ruined
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Female 612
African Grey parrots have very long lifespans. Training a parrot to cuss can make it hard to find a new home for if the owner dies or loses interest in it in the 50-70 years the bird will live. No families with young kids can take him in and nobody wants to have to explain to all their guests that the bird came with those words already learned.

And you gotta love that the man can get mad often enough for the bird to learn his way of speaking, but doesn`t train his bird not to poop on him. My parrot has not pooped on me in years and doesn`t bite. Her species is less intelligent than this Grey, too. Parrots` characters are a result of their owners more than any other kind of animal, I think.
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Male 1,312
Holy crap....I`m going to get one right now
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Male 106
That parrot should be telling him to do the dishes!
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Male 15,510
This parrot cannot function well in human society
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Female 71
I`m laughing but... I am also very scared.
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Male 2,033
Uhg, hit the reset button on your bird man.
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Male 1,399
Wow. That guy has ruined that parrot.
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Male 2,796
Link: Parrot Lectures Human [Rate Link] - Seriously, dude... stop pooping on me!
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