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Category: Funny
Date: 08/11/11 08:00 AM

28 Responses to Parrot Lectures Human

  1. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 3:03 pm
    Link: Parrot Lectures Human - Seriously, dude... stop pooping on me!
  2. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 8:15 am
    Wow. That guy has ruined that parrot.
  3. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 8:38 am
    Uhg, hit the reset button on your bird man.
  4. Profile photo of DMonk
    DMonk Female 18-29
    71 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 8:47 am
    I`m laughing but... I am also very scared.
  5. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 8:49 am
    This parrot cannot function well in human society
  6. Profile photo of corywebb
    corywebb Male 30-39
    106 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 8:51 am
    That parrot should be telling him to do the dishes!
  7. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 9:16 am
    Holy crap....I`m going to get one right now
  8. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 9:19 am
    African Grey parrots have very long lifespans. Training a parrot to cuss can make it hard to find a new home for if the owner dies or loses interest in it in the 50-70 years the bird will live. No families with young kids can take him in and nobody wants to have to explain to all their guests that the bird came with those words already learned.

    And you gotta love that the man can get mad often enough for the bird to learn his way of speaking, but doesn`t train his bird not to poop on him. My parrot has not pooped on me in years and doesn`t bite. Her species is less intelligent than this Grey, too. Parrots` characters are a result of their owners more than any other kind of animal, I think.
  9. Profile photo of Norris
    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 9:19 am
    wow that bird has been ruined
  10. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 9:36 am
    Obvious college grad pet. He even thinks it`s funny.
  11. Profile photo of onoffonoffon
    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2382 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 9:40 am
    Which one was the tool?
  12. Profile photo of Durrell
    Durrell Male 18-29
    136 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 9:41 am
    going off how this guy treats the bird, and the bird`s acceptance of him, I`m betting he rescued this bird.

    The previous owner probably was the one who swore and yelled at the bird, and this guy rescued it, or purchased it second hand. An african grey would never let you near them like that if they didn`t trust you, and they won`t trust you if you are abusive.
  13. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 10:55 am
    not as funny as he thinks he`s being
  14. Profile photo of test-user564
    test-user564 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    i guess the 5 people under me haven`t cared to change their profile pictures.
  15. Profile photo of thehitcher
    thehitcher Male 18-29
    237 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    @testuser it wont let me change mine maybe theirs could be the same?
  16. Profile photo of Thonious
    Thonious Male 40-49
    987 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 3:33 pm
    The parrot is obviously a surrogate for his father. He taught it to say those things so it would feel like home to him.
  17. Profile photo of nostrathomas
    nostrathomas Male 18-29
    99 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 8:10 pm
    lmfao dont poop!
  18. Profile photo of Errand_boy
    Errand_boy Male 30-39
    621 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 8:38 pm
    His cage must be lined with The Wall Street Journal.
  19. Profile photo of Errand_boy
    Errand_boy Male 30-39
    621 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 8:41 pm
    HHMMMMMM, so you guys doing some website construction I take it. Guess I`ll just hangout here for awhile. No worries.
  20. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 10:05 pm
    I can`t believe I`m the first one to call this, but...FAKE!
  21. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 10:56 pm
    Is the live submissions page broken? I searched all through there when I posted this link and it didn`t show anyone else had posted it. Im just wondering.
  22. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    August 12, 2011 at 5:23 am
    wtf the parrot sounded fecking possessed
  23. Profile photo of Jackoat135
    Jackoat135 Male 18-29
    49 posts
    August 12, 2011 at 6:30 am
    Prolly not fake. African Greys can learn and reproduce thousands of sounds.

    Seems like hes caught his parrot pooping where it shouldnt be over and over and he`s got a potty mouth when he finds out. So the bird repeats. Yoo`ll notice the grammar and syntax is jumbled because the bird doesn`t actually know what it`s saying.
  24. Profile photo of AngryAsian
    AngryAsian Male 13-17
    122 posts
    August 12, 2011 at 9:42 am
    sounds way too robotic to me
  25. Profile photo of defiythelie
    defiythelie Male 18-29
    230 posts
    August 12, 2011 at 11:04 am
    @ OldOllie

    I don`t think its fake. my grandmother use to have a bird just like this one and it could say a lot of things. The bird seems to just be repeating what the owner has said when the bird was pooping in the wrong area.
  26. Profile photo of last_metroid
    last_metroid Female 18-29
    87 posts
    August 13, 2011 at 4:41 pm
    That is awesome! I want one LOL
  27. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 6:45 pm
    that was probably fake
  28. Profile photo of Bountykat
    Bountykat Female 18-29
    399 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 11:52 pm
    This was the funniest fu cking thing I`ve ever seen.

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