Old Man Wonders Why Letters Never Get There [Pic]

Submitted by: Rested 5 years ago Funny

So for 2 years, this old guy has been mailing letters and bills and for some reason, they never made their destination.
There are 33 comments:
Male 621
I wonder if any of them made it. Sh*tty mail service.

HA HA HA, is that excrement express sir? you have alot of mail... for me to poop on!


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Male 582
he`s also been hiding from hitler hunters for 60 years
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Male 12,365
[quote]It`s the daily sport. I 100% guarantee it`s made up.[/quote]

That is worth repeating. The only part of the Sport (daily or sunday) that was ever true was the sports results.

It was a deliberate joke from beginning to end, kind of like a cross between National Enquirer and Nuts. Its a paper that had a multipage headline story on the London bus driver who took a wrong turning and ended up driving to the north pole by mistake. With pictures of the bus at the north pole and interviews with the passengers.
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Male 2,790
huh...
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Male 25,416
slow news day
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Female 2,764
Awe, poor old guy!
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Male 6,737
Brilliant!
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Male 1,153
I hope, for the postman`s sake, that he doesnt have a dog
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Female 46
LOLOL!
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Male 7,123
I saw a documentary about the Sport years ago. They spent all their time giggling. The editor was asked if they checked the stories. He said,` Of course, someone gives a story, we say `Are you sure?` and if they say yes we print it.`
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Male 414
Yay for the sunday sport, news was boring before it re-opened
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Male 2,376
hahahaha ohh god... his power would have been shut up long ago lol...
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Male 361
Lol this is funny! And believable, but it`s a newspaper so it`s probably exaggerated masively.

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Female 169
Naw...I don`t believe it one bit. The dude that empties that poo box was mailing them for him the entire time. Someone was just hard up for a story.
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Female 19
"Yeah let`s make fun of old people :\
Rested, you`re a tard."

First, the guy in the article is not going to be on IAB anytime soon. Second, Rested wasn`t even making fun, he was basically summing up the article. Third, even if he was making fun, so what? It`s not like we`re not all going to be old people some day ourselves. You either laugh about it or accept death with a big ol` frown. I prefer laughing.
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Male 4,793
"hes 91. the mail man should go dig through the dog poo for the guy. geez "

He`s 91. He has nothing of importance to say anyway.
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Male 194
@abdehn
Really? Because I refuse to make fun of old people? You must live in the states.
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Male 77
@BlackHaze

Jeez, you really love yourself some old people, don`t you? I don`t think you need to get your panties in a bunch over something like this.
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Male 194
@Angelmassb
I`m sorry, I should of been clearer.

Someone writes an article on your stupidity. I can imagine that sounds familiar to you. Now the article has already been written and forgotten, and now someone else posts it on the internet for all to see, again, just to say "look everybody this guy must be an idiot!".

Is that clear enough, or do you need an actual article on your IQ?
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Male 622
hes 91. the mail man should go dig through the dog poo for the guy. geez
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Male 264
"The worst part is he mistook the park water fountain for a urinal."

Better than the other way around.
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Male 37,888

The worst part is he mistook the park water fountain for a urinal.
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Male 17,512
kirstoner: Point taken.
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Male 3,425
I literally haven`t laughed this much in a while.
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Male 15,510
"Yeah let`s make fun of old people :\
Rested, you`re a tard."

Lol do you really think he wrote that newspaper article or what
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Male 15,510
Thats one sh*tty mail
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Female 535
@CrakrJak
or, you know, painted their dogpoo boxes a different colour.
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Female 118
Aww, that`s just sad. ):
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Male 77
Oh, silly grandpa
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Male 194
Yeah let`s make fun of old people :\
Rested, you`re a tard.
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Male 17,512
This wouldn`t have happened if the dang Brits had blue mailboxes like the US does.
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Male 3,285
It`s the daily sport. I 100% guarantee it`s made up.
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Male 570
Link: Old Man Wonders Why Letters Never Get There [Pic] [Rate Link] - So for 2 years, this old guy has been mailing letters and bills and for some reason, they never made their destination.
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