Most Depressing Balloon Art Ever! [Pic]

Submitted by: orange_panty 5 years ago in Funny

On the other hand, damn, look at those six-pack abs.
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Male 14,334
All this needs now is..

The Dr. Seuss Bible
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Male 5,413
This is not funny.
R.I.P Jesus
He deflated from our pins
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Male 515
neat.
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Male 4,393
I`m done
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Male 999
religion...LOL
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Male 2,619
Yayyyy it`s Jesus!
Anyone fancy sausages?
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Male 28
Crown of dongs?
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Male 231
black jesus!
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Male 3,475
It is insulting to see Jesus doing "black-face".
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Male 1,216
He has no chest.
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Male 3,894
Depressing? This is awesome.
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Female 185
Actually the kids I babysit did something like this for bible school. The church hired these people who made balloon figurines of all the religious characters, including these masks that the kids got to wear in plays. ^^; It was kinda nifty, but having to pay 50 bucks for a week of brain washing, even if it features balloon Jesus, just isn`t something I would try.
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Male 1,313
I knew this whole religion thing was full of hot air.
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Male 1,931
Who has a pin on a stick? I want to stab it.
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Male 4
Seriously, not in topic, but, before I start enjoying this site again....CURSOR MANIA GTF!
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Male 2,700
"I feel bad about it. They have no respect at all.
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And Followers of Jesus are?

Psssssst.....You are lying to yourself FYI
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Female 3,598
@Gerry you are friggin awesome!! love that.
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Female 3,598
oh. my. god. hahahahahhaahahaha!!!
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Female 241
I feel bad about it. They have no respect at all.
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Male 2,700
Oh and Psych.....Dogma was AWESOME!!!!
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Male 2,700
I think I just saw Jesus in this picture!!! Maybe I can sell it on Ebay.
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Male 3,745
ah poo...

i dont know if i want to laugh or if i want to feel bad about it...
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Male 2,332
King of the Juice!
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Male 25,416
wow.. awesome and disturbing
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Female 1,798
"Now we all know how the majority and the media in this country view the Catholic church. They think of us as a passe, archaic institution. People find the Bible obtuse... even hokey. Now in an effort to disprove all that the church has appointed this year as a time of renewal... both of faith and of style. For example, the crucifix. While it has been a time honored symbol of our faith, Holy Mother Church has decided to retire this highly recognizable, yet wholly depressing image of our Lord crucified. Christ didn`t come to Earth to give us the willies... He came to help us out. He was a booster. And it is with that take on our Lord in mind that we`ve come up with a new, more inspiring sigil...The Buddy Christ. Doesn`t it... pop? Buddy Christ..."
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Male 6,737
Jesus had a killer 6 pack.
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Female 1,589
I like the drawn in body hair. Adds a nice touch.
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Male 2,121
Then the soldier pierced him with his spear, and air and helium flowed out.
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Male 270
And then Jesus ascended into heaven...because he was filled with helium.
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Male 361
Can`t say that`s very depressing, infact it`s fairly funny
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Male 2,085
That is f`ed up.
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Male 5,811
It`s gonna be a real mess when they use the spear...
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Male 840
That is just how I had imagined it.
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Male 38,764

This is similar to the other post of the Virgin Mary.
That was kind of like a baloon.
I know I`ve inflated them before.

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Female 854
Black face Jesus. lolz
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Female 596
Link: Most Depressing Balloon Art Ever! [Pic] [Rate Link] - On the other hand, damn, look at those six-pack abs.
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