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Date: 08/16/11 03:58 PM

46 Responses to Lollapalooza Attendee Turns To Craigslist [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 3:59 pm
    Link: Lollapalooza Attendee Turns To Craigslist - It`s your typical boy-meets-girl, boy-knuckles-girl, boy-loses-girl story. Hopefully Craigslist can bring them together
  2. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3775 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 4:07 pm
    how very romantic....
  3. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    yeah, you gotta chase up on those classy ones.
  4. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    Haha! I got a good laugh outta that one.
  5. Profile photo of NNoamfer
    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 4:11 pm
    Oh, I can`t even count the times this happened to me... I feel for him.
  6. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 4:13 pm
    nothin` says love like a good fisting at a concert
  7. Profile photo of SharkFreak
    SharkFreak Male 18-29
    71 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    The problem for her is this could be any of hundred of guys.
  8. Profile photo of I-See-U
    I-See-U Male 18-29
    354 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 4:21 pm
    good song to be fisting to.
  9. Profile photo of shamrock1014
    shamrock1014 Male 40-49
    313 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    I smell a RomCom movie. Get on it Hollywood
  10. Profile photo of shamrock1014
    shamrock1014 Male 40-49
    313 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 4:25 pm
    Daddy, how did you meet Mommy?
  11. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 4:25 pm
    Every guy has a similar story.
  12. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 4:32 pm
    roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    i felt your legs squeeze,
    when i was knuckle deep in you.


    not sure i`ll be that successful at selling that to hallmark cards.
  13. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    wow thats a keeper right there
  14. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 4:56 pm
    and that kids is...

  15. Profile photo of darkmagic14n
    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    safari
    having facebook, youtube, and twitter bookmarked
    not cropping the screenshot

    so much fail
  16. Profile photo of Rawrg
    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 5:04 pm
    Unrequited love is such a sad thing, sniff QQ
  17. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 5:26 pm
    wow.

    really?

    air jordan shoes for only...... nah, sorry i can`t keep up the pretence of giving a drat any longer.

    i dratin hate bots and spammers..... it`s not like they even make money off spamming these kinds of sites...... even the most mentally retarded of posters on IAB are unlikely to buy their shoes from here. So why bother writing a bot to get round the registration process?
  18. Profile photo of TypicalJerk
    TypicalJerk Male 18-29
    533 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 5:32 pm
    I`m going to bet that he lost her. A woman like that doesn`t just want to settle for a diddling. She would have wanted him to whip it out and rawdawg it. Not to mention the whole `I miss you` bit. Complete turn off, and far to attached for a single incident among a mass of people.
  19. Profile photo of BJH515
    BJH515 Male 18-29
    223 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 6:53 pm
    I had a blast at Lolla this year.... but not THAT much of a blast! Although this doesn`t really surprise me at all. A weekend of music and... well let`s say "substances" can make you do some crazy stuff =]
  20. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 6:53 pm
    Brava, bacon_pie, brava. You win comment of the day.
  21. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 7:05 pm
    if only all of life great moments had Ghosts n` Stuff as background music...
  22. Profile photo of GasMaskKid
    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 7:48 pm
    it`s bravo fancy :)
  23. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 9:37 pm
    I thought this was gonna be some kind of Jizz in my Pants copypasta.
  24. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 10:54 pm
    The "Surprise Wedding" post earlier got me all misty-eyed, but there`s something timelessly romantic about this post that has put me over the edge and transformed me into a blubbering wreck. Such love, such deep-seated companionship, such warmth, all captured in a single Craigslist post. It makes me restore my faith in humanity.

    And they say that romance is dead... I think not. This needs to made into a movie.

    BUT, I have a caveat. Let that movie stand on its own as a shining example of romance and soul-mates finding each other in this crazy world. It would cheapify the whole love-story if there were ever to be sequel, "Up to my Knuckles II: The Fingering".

    No, this story should stand on its own merit. Could be a timeless classic.
  25. Profile photo of Errand_boy
    Errand_boy Male 30-39
    621 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 11:09 pm
    Michele Bachmann is too busy for your Craigslist hook ups. Try Paris Hilton.


  26. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36219 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 11:12 pm

    That sounds like an episode of the Kardashians... wonder if it was Kim or Khloe?
  27. Profile photo of Mister_C
    Mister_C Male 18-29
    663 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 11:31 pm
    Wow what a skank :/
  28. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 3:25 am
    Haha! I like this girl`s style.

    I once had a Missed Connections written to me (nothing near as scandalous, mind you) at first I was all: That`s kind of cute. And then I was: Nah... just crazy.
  29. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 4:40 am
    X makes everybody love everybody. Dirty youth. When was the last time he washed his hands before and after. And who wouldn`t have gotten that phone number? She might make dirty movies with you for money.
  30. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 4:41 am
    Wow... that was a true love story
  31. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 4:42 am
    Best comment goes to ~bacon_pie~
  32. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 7:30 am
    Hmmm he must`ve lost his car keys.
  33. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 7:47 am
    And people still thinks romanticism is dead
  34. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 9:06 am
    He left his phone in her and he needs it back.
  35. Profile photo of kusanagi
    kusanagi Male 18-29
    183 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 9:57 am
    *wipes the tear from my eye* Im so touched..
  36. Profile photo of Bottleofrum
    Bottleofrum Male 18-29
    163 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 10:08 am
    i love ghosts n stuff
  37. Profile photo of Calummac
    Calummac Male 13-17
    341 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 10:19 am
    Whoa! This seems familiar!
  38. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 10:48 am
    He probably thinks strippers like him too, because they "shared a moment".
  39. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    Stay classy world... and LazyMe484: that was great. I LOLed.
  40. Profile photo of dreaco
    dreaco Female 18-29
    99 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    Two words of advice for this guy: hand sanitizer. Hope he`s not a nail biter!
  41. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 11:09 pm
    Gentlemen, that`s true love in it`s purest form.
  42. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 11:11 pm
    LazyMe484:"He left his phone in her and he needs it back."

    Always take the gps option.
  43. Profile photo of ImaComputer
    ImaComputer Male 18-29
    286 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    Ghosts N` Stuff is a good song, but i guess I haven`t experienced the song fully until i`m knuckle deep in a classy lady...looks like I have a mission for this weekend!
  44. Profile photo of JustDani
    JustDani Female 18-29
    409 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 3:03 pm
    Um... ew. Trassshy people.
  45. Profile photo of ohthedrama
    ohthedrama Male 30-39
    162 posts
    August 22, 2011 at 5:42 am
    Did he jizz in his pants?
  46. Profile photo of kimberly163
    kimberly163 Female 18-29
    432 posts
    August 29, 2011 at 6:27 am
    People really do that?!?

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