Lollapalooza Attendee Turns To Craigslist [Pic]

Submitted by: vodooshaman 5 years ago in Entertainment

It"s your typical boy-meets-girl, boy-knuckles-girl, boy-loses-girl story. Hopefully Craigslist can bring them together
There are 46 comments:
Female 432
People really do that?!?
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Male 162
Did he jizz in his pants?
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Female 409
Um... ew. Trassshy people.
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Male 286
Ghosts N` Stuff is a good song, but i guess I haven`t experienced the song fully until i`m knuckle deep in a classy lady...looks like I have a mission for this weekend!
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Male 2,172
LazyMe484:"He left his phone in her and he needs it back."

Always take the gps option.
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Male 2,172
Gentlemen, that`s true love in it`s purest form.
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Female 99
Two words of advice for this guy: hand sanitizer. Hope he`s not a nail biter!
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Female 1,205
Stay classy world... and LazyMe484: that was great. I LOLed.
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Male 876
He probably thinks strippers like him too, because they "shared a moment".
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Male 341
Whoa! This seems familiar!
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Male 163
i love ghosts n stuff
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Male 183
*wipes the tear from my eye* Im so touched..
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Male 10,440
He left his phone in her and he needs it back.
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Male 15,510
And people still thinks romanticism is dead
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Male 14,334
Hmmm he must`ve lost his car keys.
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Male 3,475
Best comment goes to ~bacon_pie~
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Male 25,416
Wow... that was a true love story
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Male 3,475
X makes everybody love everybody. Dirty youth. When was the last time he washed his hands before and after. And who wouldn`t have gotten that phone number? She might make dirty movies with you for money.
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Female 2,674
Haha! I like this girl`s style.

I once had a Missed Connections written to me (nothing near as scandalous, mind you) at first I was all: That`s kind of cute. And then I was: Nah... just crazy.
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Male 663
Wow what a skank :/
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Male 38,483

That sounds like an episode of the Kardashians... wonder if it was Kim or Khloe?
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Male 621
Michele Bachmann is too busy for your Craigslist hook ups. Try Paris Hilton.


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Male 12,138
The "Surprise Wedding" post earlier got me all misty-eyed, but there`s something timelessly romantic about this post that has put me over the edge and transformed me into a blubbering wreck. Such love, such deep-seated companionship, such warmth, all captured in a single Craigslist post. It makes me restore my faith in humanity.

And they say that romance is dead... I think not. This needs to made into a movie.

BUT, I have a caveat. Let that movie stand on its own as a shining example of romance and soul-mates finding each other in this crazy world. It would cheapify the whole love-story if there were ever to be sequel, "Up to my Knuckles II: The Fingering".

No, this story should stand on its own merit. Could be a timeless classic.
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Male 1,081
I thought this was gonna be some kind of Jizz in my Pants copypasta.
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Male 694
it`s bravo fancy :)
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Male 2,790
if only all of life great moments had Ghosts n` Stuff as background music...
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Male 20,169
Brava, bacon_pie, brava. You win comment of the day.
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Male 223
I had a blast at Lolla this year.... but not THAT much of a blast! Although this doesn`t really surprise me at all. A weekend of music and... well let`s say "substances" can make you do some crazy stuff =]
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Male 533
I`m going to bet that he lost her. A woman like that doesn`t just want to settle for a diddling. She would have wanted him to whip it out and rawdawg it. Not to mention the whole `I miss you` bit. Complete turn off, and far to attached for a single incident among a mass of people.
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Male 3,147
wow.

really?

air jordan shoes for only...... nah, sorry i can`t keep up the pretence of giving a drat any longer.

i dratin hate bots and spammers..... it`s not like they even make money off spamming these kinds of sites...... even the most mentally retarded of posters on IAB are unlikely to buy their shoes from here. So why bother writing a bot to get round the registration process?
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Male 934
Unrequited love is such a sad thing, sniff QQ
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Male 1,625
safari
having facebook, youtube, and twitter bookmarked
not cropping the screenshot

so much fail
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Male 3,061
and that kids is...

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Male 1,129
wow thats a keeper right there
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Male 3,147
roses are red,
violets are blue,
i felt your legs squeeze,
when i was knuckle deep in you.


not sure i`ll be that successful at selling that to hallmark cards.
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Male 7,378
Every guy has a similar story.
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Male 313
Daddy, how did you meet Mommy?
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Male 313
I smell a RomCom movie. Get on it Hollywood
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Male 354
good song to be fisting to.
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Male 71
The problem for her is this could be any of hundred of guys.
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Male 1,744
nothin` says love like a good fisting at a concert
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Male 1,216
Oh, I can`t even count the times this happened to me... I feel for him.
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Male 1,646
Haha! I got a good laugh outta that one.
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Male 3,147
yeah, you gotta chase up on those classy ones.
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Female 4,086
how very romantic....
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Male 450
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