Logan Morrison Attacked By A Praying Mantis

Submitted by: El_Chinche 5 years ago Funny

Sissy baseball player or blood thirsty bug?
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Male 25,416
NOooo.........
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Male 2,376
i wish we had praying mantis` where i lived. i would breed them and make a mantis army. most likely take over the world
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Female 536
I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL SO MUCH.
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Male 621
PRAYING MANTIS VS. BASEBALL PLAYER WITH ROID RAGE!
ONE HAS GOD THE OTHER SYNTHETIC CHEMICALS!
WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP?
ALSO CAR CRUSHING ACTION BY GRRRAAAAVVVEEE DIIIGGEEEERRRR!
DON`T BE LATE TO THE THUNDER DOME!
SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
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Male 599
Pussy
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Male 718
What a little girl lol
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Female 4,447
Sissy baseball player. I used to feed this one that had taken up residence in my window when I was younger.
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Male 27
It gets better...Mantis vs Snake
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Female 24
f you too tinypic. DON`T TAKE THE SIDE OF THE MANTES.

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Female 24
OhGodohgodohgodohgod I don`t blame him. These bastards terrorize me all summer long, I HATE them. The outside of my house is like wood slats and they lay their eggs against it and then they hatch and climb in my windows, not just the small ones either the big ones manage to climb in thru BARELY cracked windows! I hate them so much. I have to keep my doors and windows closed in the sweltering summer or they`re everywhere. I hadn`t seen one in a few days so I opened my door for some fresh air and sat on the couch (opposite the door) and one flew in and landed on the curtains right above my head. lruehougheogeruguerhoguer I HATE YOU PRAYING MANTES. They follow me, too. I was sitting in the car with the baby one day while my husband ran into the store to grab something and I noticed movement on the hood of my car and I look closely and OH LOOK IT`S A FCKING PRAYING MANTIS WITH IT`S SCYTHEY CLAWS OF DOOM LOOKING RIGHT AT ME PLOTTING MY DEATH.


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Male 120
We have mantis` here and I`ve handled several, letting them walk on my hands. The odds of them biting you is very small, in fact i`ve never felt like any of them would. With that said, seeing them hunt and take down a wasp is something else.
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Male 6,737
To be fair I`d have done the exact same.
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Male 2,700
See now....Preying Mantis` are awesome. So it jumped on him...you brush them off, or you let them crawl on your head. If it is crawling on you, then its not going to bite you, it is using you for a vantage point.

People and your crazy stigmas.
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Male 2,790
i would do the same thing
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Male 14,773
What if it wanted to mate? It could have eaten his head.
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Male 4,867
I woulda reacted that way too. Nice to see this happening to LoMo though
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Male 1,216
I would react the same way and I`m not ashamed. He`s got healthy reflexes. Some bugs are dangerous you know? To survive you sometimes need to give up being `a man`. I`m referring to evolution.
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Male 3,482
I don`t care how manly you wanna be, it`s still kinda freaky when one of those things just lunges at you.

It`s like, your first thought is "IT`S GOING FOR THE EYES!"

Made all the worse by the fact that you really do NOT expect it, since they usually just chill and ignore people. Then suddenly it`s there, on your shoulder, staring at you with those bug eyes with malicious intent...
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Male 546
Link: Logan Morrison Attacked By A Praying Mantis [Rate Link] - Sissy baseball player or blood thirsty bug?
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