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Date: 08/21/11 08:00 AM

55 Responses to Kanon the Preacher

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
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    August 17, 2011 at 9:24 am
    Link: Kanon the Preacher - Meet Kanon a preacher from Mississippi who is only four years old.
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2011 at 8:03 am
    Brain washing is the only term to describe this.
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    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2011 at 8:11 am
    Starting em off a bit young aint they?
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    jacman Male 50-59
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    August 21, 2011 at 8:13 am
    cute parrot
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    Subushie Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2011 at 8:22 am
    LOL, what does that say about a organization that a leader can be four years old.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
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    August 21, 2011 at 8:28 am
    That. Was. Terrifying.
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    andybme Male 50-59
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    August 21, 2011 at 8:33 am
    Child abuse
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    madest Male 40-49
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    August 21, 2011 at 8:48 am
    Proves religion is a farce.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    August 21, 2011 at 8:50 am

    Jim Jones has been reincarneted.

  10. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2011 at 8:52 am
    he`ll rebel hard against that shiit when he grows up
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    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
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    August 21, 2011 at 8:59 am
    Brainwash them young!
  12. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
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    August 21, 2011 at 9:00 am
    Brain washing. This kid has no idea what he`s saying though so it`s a little amusing. I hope when he grows up he becomes an atheist :P
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
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    August 21, 2011 at 9:14 am
    Wow the formula is so simple that even a little child is able to capitalize on it. Oh you pathetic sheeple.
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    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    August 21, 2011 at 9:19 am
    Oh get a grip people!

    He is mainly just imitating his dad and the other people he has seen in church! No different than him pretending to be a cowboy or a police officer.
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
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    August 21, 2011 at 9:22 am
    I`m usually emgarassed to tell people that I`m from Mississippi, but even more so now.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2011 at 9:54 am
    punch him in the face
  17. Profile photo of Arcval
    Arcval Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2011 at 9:54 am
    "The uploader has not made this video available in your country"

    Are Americans getting so embarrassed their stopping the rest of the world seeing the poo they get up to?
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    thirrteen Male 40-49
    230 posts
    August 21, 2011 at 9:55 am
    I guess here in Italy, we`re not able to see that video. Who knew?
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    LexiLeet Female 18-29
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    August 21, 2011 at 9:57 am
    It was kind of cute because of the child innocence.

    Agree with LillianDulci though.
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    mcmals Female 18-29
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    August 21, 2011 at 10:04 am
    this is cute and pretty messed up at the same time.....I hope he doesn`t go on the playground and tell other kids they`re going to hell because they don`t praise the lord like he does
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    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
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    August 21, 2011 at 11:02 am
    Pentecostals. Why did I know it would be the Pentecostals. I`ll give you even odds that this kid will be into death metal and meth by the time he`s 13. He`ll be cutting by 14 and have seen the inside of a jail cell or psych ward at least once by 16. By the time he`s in his mid-twenties, law enforcement will have found him in a shack somewhere with the makings for letter bombs, an arsenal that would make the Navy Seals jealous and the preserved heads and genitalia of his many victims in a freezer out back.

    Mark my words.

    8-) LJ
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    Aedran Female 18-29
    295 posts
    August 21, 2011 at 11:06 am
    This isnt new. Southern Baptists do this all the time. There`s one boy who did this for a living and he grew up to be relatively normal. They think it`s fun and he looks like he`s happy.

    Granted, if I had a kid, I wouldn`t let them do this. Mostly because I`m Catholic and want grandkids someday.
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    drips Male 30-39
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    August 21, 2011 at 11:16 am
    Check out the documentary "Marjoe"
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    BoredIAm Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2011 at 11:42 am
    BFD. My three year old niece runs around the house thinking she`s Hannah Montana. They`re just miming the crap that they are exposed to.
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    BoredIAm Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2011 at 11:46 am and he`s preaching out of a blank coloring book and isn`t preaching anything, except god wants your money.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2011 at 12:06 pm
    This is one the scariest things I have ever witnessed.
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    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    he wants the money that you give him! Hallelujah! praise gebus
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    buttsdowhat Female 18-29
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    August 21, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    What the drat? Seriously?
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    queenpossomm Female 30-39
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    August 21, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    This is actually in my city (as bad as I sort of hate to admit it). I do consider it brainwashing but I consider all religion the same. I just thought I`d chime in and let you know that Kanon isn`t the leader of the church. He has always watched his dad preach and they started giving him five minutes of the sermon where he can `preach` every service like this and supposedly it`s a big hit. Not defending it by any means because I think it`s outrageous but just giving you a bit more background than the video does.
  30. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    August 21, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    madest: Proves religion is a farce.

    That quote only proves that you`re a hater.

    I don`t approve of child preachers, but your venom against religion of all kinds is well known, you are more obsessed than this kid about it, just in a negative way.
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    Elegy Male 13-17
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    August 21, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    There`s a town I`ll be taking the long way around next time I drive through Mississippi.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2011 at 2:49 pm
    Business as usual in the church.

    ...He`s just speaking a bunch of nonsense strung together by vaguely religious terms.

    I feel like this is a skit Tosh would write. In fact, I really hope he gets ahold of this clip.
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    mkordick Male 40-49
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    August 21, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    Does anyone actually believe that this child has the critical thinking skills required to make a meaningful decision about faith? Does anyone truly think that this child can actually understand what he is saying or understand his own "beliefs?" How is this child any different from a parrot spouting rhetorical nonsense?

    That the "faithful" put any stock in what comes out of the mouth of this child demonstrates that those unwilling to face reality about religion are truly fooling themselves.

    Further, that this child`s parents would psychologically cripple him with this kind of indoctrination is criminal. Of course, that`s what modern religion relies upon ... the indoctrination of children. They MUST be baptized, they MUST take first communion, they MUST be Bar/Bat Mitzvah`ed or Confirmed or what have you. It is critical that they be brainwashed before they can make their own choices based on rationality and an adult understanding of the world
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
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    August 21, 2011 at 3:37 pm
    Good, the uploader censored the thing for where I live. Guess they didn`t want to show other parts of the world how American`s of extreme religious position, abuse and indoctrinate children.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    August 21, 2011 at 3:40 pm
    Sometimes im happy when things arnt available
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    mal_BB Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2011 at 4:07 pm
    I can`t watch the video; it isn`t available in my area. However, would `duck speak` sum it up well? Obviously said within a derogatory context.
  37. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    August 21, 2011 at 4:41 pm

    bury this kid alive
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    16comets09 Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2011 at 4:48 pm
    haha gerry...i like what you did there
  39. Profile photo of Krowley
    Krowley Male 30-39
    696 posts
    August 21, 2011 at 5:03 pm
    That kid is gonna become a teenager, rebel, and get sooo much ass...
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    August 21, 2011 at 6:50 pm
    regurgitated words... filth.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
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    August 21, 2011 at 8:47 pm
    I watched the movie "Children of the Corn" today. Sounds familiar. scary.
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    capnlumps Male 13-17
    41 posts
    August 21, 2011 at 9:18 pm
    i cant stop laughing. he uses all the mannerisms of the older southern preachers with the breathing and the sensationalism. so funny.....but no yea this is wrong
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    the_phantom Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2011 at 9:41 pm
    i particularly love how the sermon doesnt actually make any sense. none of his sentences are cohereant or relevant to the next one. and those peopel just eat it all up.
    then again he`s 4 years old :P
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    dubstepdubst Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2011 at 11:05 pm
    why is this not creepy.. Picture if he was praising the devil lolz end of ze world
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    Undamaged Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2011 at 12:00 am
    The uploader has not made this video available in your country... Whatever. I could get around it but it not worth it just to see some brainwashed kid spreading retarded lies.
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    juanjosec Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2011 at 12:32 am
    the parents on that kid should be arrested! that is child abuse
  47. Profile photo of LadyIsis
    LadyIsis Female 18-29
    403 posts
    August 22, 2011 at 5:19 am
    Oh look, a new Marjoe
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    Stardust6702 Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2011 at 7:11 am
    This says a lot about religion(Christianity) when a child can lead a service. It maybe all nonsense but the church is eating this up. I know this is all in good fun but this is the kind of stuff that makes non believers stay further and further away from Christianity.
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    bearholt982 Female 18-29
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    August 22, 2011 at 7:45 am
    This is fine, right? Not confusing at all for a four year old or any other young children in the crowd. They know exactly what they`re talking about. But goddamn the people who want to have one gay couple on sesame street, we don`t want to push any (wrong)beliefs on our children at such a young age. Right?
  50. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    August 22, 2011 at 11:34 am
    The hate on this kid and his parents goes beyond belief. He`s doing what he likes and doesn`t appear to be being pushed into it. I don`t agree with it, but I`m not going to hate on any kid that enjoys what they have a talent for.

    Those of you saying `Child Abuse` just hate religion, I`d bet this kid has a great, close, loving family. There is nothing crippling, abusive, or brainwashed in this 4 year old, there is nothing wrong with teaching children to have faith. I just don`t believe he should be up there preaching at that age, but there is no more wrong in it than 4yr. old girls going to pageants or a 4yr. old playing an instrument.
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    I-See-U Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2011 at 11:40 am
    Might as well give him some crack to smoke on while your at it.
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    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    This is surreal.
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    Cubmaster938 Male 40-49
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    August 22, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    No hate here -- He`s not saying anything! It`s just gibberish, spouting back a bunch of disconnected words and phrases that don`t mean anything. Why does anyone think this is inspiring or meaningful? At best it`s cute.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2011 at 1:16 pm
    this is funny and sad at the same time
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2011 at 11:02 pm
    monkey see monkey do

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