Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez: The Statue [Pic]

Submitted by: orange_panty 5 years ago

Made by the artist, Daniel Edwards, the guy who sculpted Nude Britney Giving Birth and Nude Paris With Chihuahua.
There are 51 comments:
Male 1,744
can`t believe the star and oak leaf are actually part of the sculpture. kinda funny, a self censored piece
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Female 399
What? Surely this can`t be real...
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Male 25,416
Shouldnt it been.. forgotten after puberty!
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Male 122
is that bird ass raping the armadillo?
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Male 1,595
Ummm...

Oookaaay?

I`m gonna delete my history on this one.
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Male 621
Justin finally got his third leg, good for him.
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Male 725
Shouldn`t the plaque read "No Talent"?
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Male 176
I`m surprised I`m the first to point out the obvious, but that isn`t a statue - it`s just a CG model. The artist named seems to have been quoted on the subject of this `statue` in a number of places online, so he`s probably planning on having it 3D printed or something (or maybe it`s already been done), but the supposed `photo` that`s being touted around at the moment is definitely just a virtual model.
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Male 759
The best part of this thread is how many people couldn`t identify an armadillo.

... oh wait. I just got it (really, as I was typing). A _canadian_ goose humping a _texas_ armadillo. Riddle solved!
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Male 325
This statue shows how natural same sex marriage can be! Awe!
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Male 4,902
Awe, how cute, they covered up their matching vaginas.
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Male 496
OMG! I can`t believe it. Justin Bieber is Canadian? My main justification for wanting to move to Canada was to abandon the country that produced that androgynous f*ck. And I just figured out I could expand the Reply box by dragging it. I don`t know about anything anymore...I need to go lay down for a bit.
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Female 2,695
wut
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Female 150
tiggerwitch1- nope. it`s 16 if you and you`re partner are 16 or 17. For an 18 year old, anyone under 18 is off limits. Either way, this thing is creepy.
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Male 286
i think she`s taller than him in real life
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Female 1,894
hahahaha @pringleMan that ducks goin at it!
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Female 1,894
why does justin have a canadian leaf on his privates
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Female 587
As much as I hate to say this, both are of legal age. Most people don`t know, but the legal age of consent in the US is 17.
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Female 258
ultimakewl: On the left. You can tell by the maple leaf.
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Female 1,356
what`s with the duck f*cking the armadillo?
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Male 6,737
Kill it :<
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Male 833
which one is bieber?
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Male 315
Nirolosa, she is indeed 18 and he is 17, you are correct. So the fact that he is underaged just makes this all the more creepy.
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Male 2,143
I love the Duck boinking the Aardvark.
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Female 6
Ryan - I believe she`s 18, he`s the younger of the two at barely 17.
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Male 2,344
Except neither of them have half as nice of a figure as that. Selena is what, 15? Barely 16?
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Male 54
At least we can take comfort that they can`t get married in most states...
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Female 49
emm... I`m really not here to look at naked kids...
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Male 302
I am uncomfortable!
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Male 759
What`s with the duck humping the armadillo?
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Male 68
Why the hell would you want to immortalize them?
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Male 10,845
Considering I`M from Texas:

"You better marry my daughter boy!"
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Male 1,625
@Lando

with the name Gomez, she is definitely from the southwest (arizona, new mexico, texas, california) which is populated by armadillos. and yes, she is actually from texas
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Male 2,790
and i`m pretty sure, by the looks of this statue, that she has a bigger dong than he does
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Male 2,790
darkhawk- [quote]is that duck drating a rabit?[/quote]

well first of all- `rabbit`
and second- it`s an armadillo
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Male 1,288
...I think it`s dratting an armadillo?
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Male 3,842
The "duck banging a rabbit" is a Canadian Loon (Bieber) banging an Armadillo (I guess Selena Gomez is from Texas or something)
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Male 405
I don`t think her teets are that big, also didn`t they break up?
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Male 622
lmao "is that duck fin a rabit" dude its a armadillo lmao
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Male 260
is that duck drating a rabit?
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Male 815
regalia, my sentiments exactly... what the help?
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Male 1,312
That`s retarded
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Female 1,435
looks like Siamese twins with a huge...oh wait its a third leg
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Male 2,159
If that`s hollow, you could wail on it with a 2x4 and the ringing would make better music than both of them put together, which is ironic considering the statue is indeed both of them put together.

Also, how does he know what they look like naked? Does he have any tapes or photos the police should know about?
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Female 57
Wow, even as a statue Bieber still looks like a lesbian. That`s some real talent right there.
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Male 3,425
Selene Gomez looks like a Doctor Who alien. I mean she`s pretty ugly anyway, but this statue doesn`t even look human.
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Female 1,593
WHY? Why waste your materials on stupid poo? D:
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Female 212
is that duck screwing the armadillo?
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Male 5,314
nobody cares
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Male 37,888

Why is that goose shagging the armadillo?
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Female 596
Link: Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez: The Statue [Pic] [Rate Link] - Made by the artist, Daniel Edwards, the guy who sculpted Nude Britney Giving Birth and Nude Paris With Chihuahua.
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