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Date: 08/10/11 08:38 AM

51 Responses to Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez: The Statue [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of orange_panty
    orange_panty Female 18-29
    596 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 8:41 am
    Link: Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez: The Statue - Made by the artist, Daniel Edwards, the guy who sculpted Nude Britney Giving Birth and Nude Paris With Chihuahua.
  2. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36213 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 8:42 am

    Why is that goose shagging the armadillo?
  3. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 8:45 am
    nobody cares
  4. Profile photo of regalia13
    regalia13 Female 18-29
    212 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 8:47 am
    is that duck screwing the armadillo?
  5. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 8:49 am
    WHY? Why waste your materials on stupid poo? D:
  6. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 8:50 am
    Selene Gomez looks like a Doctor Who alien. I mean she`s pretty ugly anyway, but this statue doesn`t even look human.
  7. Profile photo of Naomie_111
    Naomie_111 Female 18-29
    57 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 8:56 am
    Wow, even as a statue Bieber still looks like a lesbian. That`s some real talent right there.
  8. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 8:58 am
    If that`s hollow, you could wail on it with a 2x4 and the ringing would make better music than both of them put together, which is ironic considering the statue is indeed both of them put together.

    Also, how does he know what they look like naked? Does he have any tapes or photos the police should know about?
  9. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 8:58 am
    looks like Siamese twins with a huge...oh wait its a third leg
  10. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 9:00 am
    That`s retarded
  11. Profile photo of Burton_Ian
    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    817 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 9:09 am
    regalia, my sentiments exactly... what the help?
  12. Profile photo of darkhawk
    darkhawk Male 70 & Over
    260 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 9:16 am
    is that duck drating a rabit?
  13. Profile photo of ATL1EN
    ATL1EN Male 18-29
    622 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 9:37 am
    lmao "is that duck fin a rabit" dude its a armadillo lmao
  14. Profile photo of MrHoobToYou
    MrHoobToYou Male 40-49
    405 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 9:37 am
    I don`t think her teets are that big, also didn`t they break up?
  15. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 9:38 am
    The "duck banging a rabbit" is a Canadian Loon (Bieber) banging an Armadillo (I guess Selena Gomez is from Texas or something)
  16. Profile photo of bliznik
    bliznik Male 30-39
    788 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 9:39 am
    ...I think it`s dratting an armadillo?
  17. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 9:46 am
    darkhawk- is that duck drating a rabit?

    well first of all- `rabbit`
    and second- it`s an armadillo
  18. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 9:50 am
    and i`m pretty sure, by the looks of this statue, that she has a bigger dong than he does
  19. Profile photo of darkmagic14n
    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 9:56 am
    @Lando

    with the name Gomez, she is definitely from the southwest (arizona, new mexico, texas, california) which is populated by armadillos. and yes, she is actually from texas
  20. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 9:59 am
    Considering I`M from Texas:

    "You better marry my daughter boy!"
  21. Profile photo of andfrank03
    andfrank03 Male 18-29
    68 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 10:29 am
    Why the hell would you want to immortalize them?
  22. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 11:03 am
    What`s with the duck humping the armadillo?
  23. Profile photo of Ches47
    Ches47 Male 18-29
    302 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 11:06 am
    I am uncomfortable!
  24. Profile photo of catzypoo
    catzypoo Female 18-29
    49 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    emm... I`m really not here to look at naked kids...
  25. Profile photo of WobxFobxdobx
    WobxFobxdobx Male 18-29
    54 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 12:35 pm
    At least we can take comfort that they can`t get married in most states...
  26. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    Except neither of them have half as nice of a figure as that. Selena is what, 15? Barely 16?
  27. Profile photo of Nirolosa
    Nirolosa Female 18-29
    6 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 1:06 pm
    Ryan - I believe she`s 18, he`s the younger of the two at barely 17.
  28. Profile photo of Zeegrr60
    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    I love the Duck boinking the Aardvark.
  29. Profile photo of Lucky2u
    Lucky2u Male 18-29
    315 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    Nirolosa, she is indeed 18 and he is 17, you are correct. So the fact that he is underaged just makes this all the more creepy.
  30. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 1:43 pm
    which one is bieber?
  31. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    Kill it :<
  32. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    what`s with the duck f*cking the armadillo?
  33. Profile photo of Plangkye
    Plangkye Female 18-29
    258 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    ultimakewl: On the left. You can tell by the maple leaf.
  34. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    As much as I hate to say this, both are of legal age. Most people don`t know, but the legal age of consent in the US is 17.
  35. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 6:46 pm
    why does justin have a canadian leaf on his privates
  36. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 6:47 pm
    hahahaha @pringleMan that ducks goin at it!
  37. Profile photo of trickroom
    trickroom Male 18-29
    286 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 7:00 pm
    i think she`s taller than him in real life
  38. Profile photo of pandabear21
    pandabear21 Female 18-29
    150 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 7:07 pm
    tiggerwitch1- nope. it`s 16 if you and you`re partner are 16 or 17. For an 18 year old, anyone under 18 is off limits. Either way, this thing is creepy.
  39. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 8:03 pm
    wut
  40. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 9:53 pm
    OMG! I can`t believe it. Justin Bieber is Canadian? My main justification for wanting to move to Canada was to abandon the country that produced that androgynous f*ck. And I just figured out I could expand the Reply box by dragging it. I don`t know about anything anymore...I need to go lay down for a bit.
  41. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 10:57 pm
    Awe, how cute, they covered up their matching vaginas.
  42. Profile photo of random882
    random882 Male 18-29
    325 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 11:59 pm
    This statue shows how natural same sex marriage can be! Awe!
  43. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 5:17 am
    The best part of this thread is how many people couldn`t identify an armadillo.

    ... oh wait. I just got it (really, as I was typing). A _canadian_ goose humping a _texas_ armadillo. Riddle solved!
  44. Profile photo of artmunki
    artmunki Male 30-39
    176 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 7:48 am
    I`m surprised I`m the first to point out the obvious, but that isn`t a statue - it`s just a CG model. The artist named seems to have been quoted on the subject of this `statue` in a number of places online, so he`s probably planning on having it 3D printed or something (or maybe it`s already been done), but the supposed `photo` that`s being touted around at the moment is definitely just a virtual model.
  45. Profile photo of propagandi
    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 3:20 pm
    Shouldn`t the plaque read "No Talent"?
  46. Profile photo of Errand_boy
    Errand_boy Male 30-39
    621 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 3:46 pm
    Justin finally got his third leg, good for him.
  47. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 8:24 pm
    Ummm...

    Oookaaay?

    I`m gonna delete my history on this one.
  48. Profile photo of AngryAsian
    AngryAsian Male 13-17
    122 posts
    August 12, 2011 at 10:03 am
    is that bird ass raping the armadillo?
  49. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 7:01 pm
    Shouldnt it been.. forgotten after puberty!
  50. Profile photo of Bountykat
    Bountykat Female 18-29
    399 posts
    August 15, 2011 at 12:12 am
    What? Surely this can`t be real...
  51. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 9:24 am
    can`t believe the star and oak leaf are actually part of the sculpture. kinda funny, a self censored piece

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