Japanese Scientists Make Lab-Generated Sperm.

Submitted by: MrPeabody 5 years ago in Science
http://healthland.time.com/2011/08/05/scientists-restore-fertility-in-mice-using-lab-generated-sperm/

The Bukkake industry rejoices!
There are 33 comments:
Male 999
dammit now im horny
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Female 337
Will there be a need for men any more? Yes... sex.
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Male 38,481

an unfortune incident with the labs mixer lead to a loss of all product.


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Male 599
Screw it.
Got Milk?

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Male 599
Oh my...I was going to do something witty, but I have a feeling I would get banned.

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Male 38,481

I was going to volunteer to be a taste tester until I saw STEELGRIDs post.
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Male 2,700
"If there is a shortage of sperm, maybe I should quit swallowing?"

Well if gerrys going to spoonfeed you............

Why oh why do I keep coming to this site......lol
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Male 2,700
Men have officially been declared useless. Woman have been evolving this planet slowly to their whims. As they slowly increase the estrogen in our water supply and soon be able to breed with themselves, men will be wiped out.

That will be so hot!!!!
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Male 985
Good...Good.... half way there.... now for the women...
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Male 25,416
Ok... this is just getting creepy. Creating sperm in a factory. Everyone is just gonna look the same, Noooooo....
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Female 38
Welp, men aren`t needed anymore. Commence operation Female Take Over.
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Male 283
WAIT! Consider all the male actors in the porn industry: Will they take the humiliation of being mearly the courriers for the real stars of the "money shot"? Where will they find a job? Once again, cheap labour has trumped true craftsmanship. I weep for the future.
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Female 1,623
@almightybob Bahahahahahahaha!
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Male 1,832
I`ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
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Male 725
If there is a shortage of sperm, maybe I should quit swallowing?
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Male 354
That`s kind of disturbing.

Also, I`d hate to be the scientist who had to jerk off the mice.
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Male 4,290
[quote]Lab-generated? Like from dogs?[/quote]
I just spat my tea all over my keyboard :(
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Male 317
[quote]Perhaps I`m missing the big picture, but are they using stem cells, something that`s rather difficult to "harvest," in place of sperm cells which get tcreated in excess and thrown away in huge quantities by people around the world?
If they needed sperm cells, they should have just asked me, poo`.[/quote]

It`s going to help infertile men
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Male 2,521
Username, that`s just what I was thinking. As if we aren`t already overpopulated.
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Male 1,540
Perhaps I`m missing the big picture, but are they using stem cells, something that`s rather difficult to "harvest," in place of sperm cells which get tcreated in excess and thrown away in huge quantities by people around the world?
If they needed sperm cells, they should have just asked me, poo`.
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Male 362
good, we need more people
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Male 14,834
Plausible deniability
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Male 144
those japs are really obsessed with bukkake
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Male 10,440
holey moley that`s... impressive. I guess it`s all just another step forward with stem cells.
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Male 38,481

Why would they bother doing this?
It`s not like sperm was in short supply.
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Male 17,512
I`m guessing they`ll be born with the birthmark "Pyrex" somewhere.
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Female 1,623
Lab-generated? Like from dogs? Ewwwwww
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Male 346
Baby mice look like mutant fingers.
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Male 575
Do we really need more people on the planet?
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Male 15,510
Man, next they are going to get rid of sex too
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Male 12,138
Oh Gerry, you`re incorrigible! ;-)
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Male 38,481

It`s not just for breakfast anymore.
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Male 1,920
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