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Date: 08/09/11 11:33 AM

48 Responses to In Case You Want To Write Off Your Sexy Times [Pic

  1. Profile photo of kbubb91
    kbubb91 Male 18-29
    89 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 11:44 am
    702.65 for a good time, drat that ill get a gf instead, no matter how big of a headache they are
  2. Profile photo of skirjames
    skirjames Male 18-29
    109 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 11:45 am
    doesn`t work
  3. Profile photo of Lillim
    Lillim Female 30-39
    269 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 11:47 am
    404, page not found. :(
  4. Profile photo of thediddler
    thediddler Male 18-29
    71 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 11:51 am
    What`s most concerning is the sales tax...
  5. Profile photo of M_Archer
    M_Archer Male 18-29
    525 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 11:58 am
    @thediddler: I think they`re legally obliged to pay taxes, kind of like how drug dealers and hitmen are also legally obliged to pay taxes on the money they make too.
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 11:59 am
    haha, `Don`t forget to rinse`
  7. Profile photo of Aramil
    Aramil Male 18-29
    315 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    For everyone talking about the taxes: Even illegal activities are technically taxed. That`s how the federal government prosecutes huge drug dealers, their failure to pay taxes on interstate commerce.
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    I wonder what currency this is in. Cause $700 for this sounds rather cheap.
  9. Profile photo of MichaelBored
    MichaelBored Male 40-49
    206 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    BSDM?
  10. Profile photo of choonma
    choonma Male 18-29
    142 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    That`s horrid. Disturbing on soo many levels.
  11. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 1:03 pm
    `Don`t forget to rinse` is really just good advice... can`t argue with that!
  12. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    Hah! Love it.
  13. Profile photo of thirrteen
    thirrteen Male 40-49
    230 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    @Brimstone: That isn`t cheap if it`s by the hour. Additionally I consider myself lucky I don`t have any needs or wants that are not fulfilled
  14. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    dyslexic prozzies lol
  15. Profile photo of Moosh
    Moosh Female 18-29
    196 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 1:25 pm
    Butt Sex Dominatrix Session?

    *googles*

    aahhh...I understand the dyslexia now.

    Bondage, discipline; dominance, submission; sadism, masochism = BDSM
  16. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    And women wonder why men cheat...
  17. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14622 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    That`s 7x over priced.
  18. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 1:52 pm
    That`s a lot of money for 5 minutes...
  19. Profile photo of muffalletta
    muffalletta Male 18-29
    543 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 2:09 pm
    amsterdam?
  20. Profile photo of PinkRhoid
    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    Prices seem silly. I`d beat the poo out of them for next to nothing and charge a ton for the handjob since that`s the crap part.
  21. Profile photo of zackisit
    zackisit Male 18-29
    96 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 2:39 pm
    where the f*** is this store i want to go...
  22. Profile photo of Tacos4Brkfst
    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    No tax on labor...

    Fake or those whores are committing tax fraud...
  23. Profile photo of Thdot
    Thdot Male 30-39
    658 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    8.1 is Nevada. So probably legal.
  24. Profile photo of Thdot
    Thdot Male 30-39
    658 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    But fake or illegal cause of what Tacos pointed out.
  25. Profile photo of Sachi001
    Sachi001 Male 30-39
    599 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 4:43 pm
    Of course you need a receipt. It`s for tax deductions.
  26. Profile photo of mar95789
    mar95789 Female 18-29
    193 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 6:16 pm
    Not every state has no tax on labor.
  27. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 7:02 pm
    That`s expensive... Might have been worth it though... depending on what it was.
  28. Profile photo of Errand_boy
    Errand_boy Male 30-39
    621 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 8:41 pm
    Does a Happy Ending come with the Happy Family?
    How much for a Happy Family with a Happy Ending. AAAH, I`ll just have a Happy Ending, I`ll probably want another an hour from now anyways.
  29. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 11:00 pm
    That`s good customer service
  30. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 11:48 pm
    yummy
  31. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 4:29 am
    $700! I`m definately taking the wrong career path!!
  32. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 5:08 am
    Nerd fantasy. You can find women to do this for free.
  33. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 6:46 am
    That`s awful expensive...

    <.<
    >.>

    Just saying...
  34. Profile photo of ATL1EN
    ATL1EN Male 18-29
    622 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 7:27 am
    it would take one desperate person
  35. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 7:47 am
    And the spelled BDSM wrong. Of course, there could be a fetischy thing called BSDM, but I don`t know what that`d be.
  36. Profile photo of darkmagic14n
    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 10:07 am
    "the `rinse` part is the bit that makes me want to vomit"

    the sales tax is the part that makes ME want to vomit
  37. Profile photo of catzypoo
    catzypoo Female 18-29
    49 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 11:27 am
    Tax?? Tax on sex?? It is only a matter of time before we all have to were monitors and when we have sex we all get taxed.... prostitution or not!!
  38. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    Do I even want to know what "Happy Ending" is?
  39. Profile photo of tyger9575
    tyger9575 Male 30-39
    297 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 2:17 pm
    @the-windy: Really? REALLY?! <facepalm>
  40. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 2:43 pm
    windy, "happy ending?"
    it`s just a hand/blow job after a massage...






    why do I know this!?
  41. Profile photo of Krizzy
    Krizzy Female 18-29
    19 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 3:13 pm
    Damn, a happy ending is just $50 extra?
  42. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 5:28 pm
    @catzypoo
    and do you tax "found sex" differently than "earned sex"?
  43. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 8:34 pm
    If only this was real
  44. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 9:45 pm
    You`ll have to forgive windy. Up here, we call it something else, but it`s automatically included.
  45. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 6:56 am
    oh, so she will go and make me a sandwich
  46. Profile photo of XRhiHannaX
    XRhiHannaX Female 13-17
    11 posts
    August 11, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    only in vegas.
  47. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 7:18 pm
    Is it a tax right off?

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