How You Think Your Life Will Be With Kids... [Pic]

Submitted by: [email protected] 6 years ago in Funny

The perception... and the reality.
Credits: The Oatmeal
There are 50 comments:
Male 290
@ChainsawNbud: you`re gay
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Male 1,810
The best thing about parenting is having your very own teenagers to troll irl !! :p
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Male 6,737
I doubt very much that the cartoonist is a parent somehow.
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Male 741
God I`m glad I`m gay.
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Female 46
Why is having kids such a fad now?
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Male 554
poop`n out a kid is the only way some people can be immortalized.. others write books and publish papers
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Female 737
@Solvent: When you have your own, your feelings towards him/her are completely different than how you feel towards other kids. I watch a little girl during the week and she can disgust me to no end, but my son(who is the same age) is the cutest, most intelligent creature I have ever had the pleasure to meet. Of course I know no one else feels the same way about him as I do ;)
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Female 737
When they`re really young it can feel like that, but as they get older, having a kid can be... fun. I know, weird right?
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Male 2,159
@ATL1EN - So it`ll still just be social ineptitude and loneliness that does that then?
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Female 812
@myrtheus and madduck - I do not have children, but three younger brothers... I feel and share the pain!
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Female 8,056
mytheus- I can`t hit the buggers they are bigger than me, and they eat more. If there is food in the fridge they eat it- all of it, just in case.
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Male 14,331
@Fairienyte

MARRY ME !! WE CAN LIVE HAPPY PARASITE FREE LIVES WITH THE ABILITY TO ENJOY OUR OWN MONEY!!!
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Male 1,218
"Why would you want kids anyway?"

Why couldn`t your parents have felt that way?
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Male 953
"hilarious but why are we getting the oatmeals old hand me downs from weeks ago. "

Because its to soon to post all of yesterdays images from imgur.
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Male 622
haha pretty good. wnt stop me from bangin tho
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Male 3,477
Don`t say the F-word, it`s racist!
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Female 146
Makes me feel a bit better about not being able to have children...
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Male 5,413
Why would you want kids anyway?
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Male 756
hilarious but why are we getting the oatmeals old hand me downs from weeks ago.
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Male 1,931
Never having kids.
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Female 5,222
lmfaoooooo
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Male 11,739
No, the first panel is hardly an exaggeration. It`s pretty much like that.
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Male 3,819
To say even the first panel was true would be exaggerating a little bit, but this definitely gave me my biggest LOL of the day.
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Male 2,528
Yep
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Male 369
@mytheus Ya we suck dont we!
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Male 1,625
@solvent: when [more likely IF] you have them, you will understand
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Male 599
LOL! Yeah just about right.
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Male 402
the oatmeal kicks ass this is funny







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Male 1,162
Wow, there`s a purely stern and humorless way to reply to jokes. Plus, you don`t smile. FAIL.
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Male 2,841
Kids really drating suck, I don`t see how anybody can justify loving their little bastards.
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Male 256
Wow, there`s a purely pessimistic and horrible way to look at things. Plus, not funny. FAIL.
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Male 228
I wish my son was that age again. Wait until they are between 15-18... makes you want to hit the little bastards sometimes.
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Male 24
Yeah this is only accurate if you have absolutely no parenting skills.
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Male 910
@pdjr i`m not sure if you know this. But some people actually WANT to have kids! i know right, drating crazy..
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Male 298
Serves all you idiots right who can`t use a rubber....
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Female 839
pfft, it`s a piece of cake honestly
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Female 843
I wouldn`t say it`s that bad. However, I do wish my 2-year-old would sleep in a little later. 6 am comes pretty fast after a night of trying for baby number 2 ;)
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Male 3,212
I suppose if you`re completely lacking parental skills-which let`s face it, most of humanity is-then yeah,I guess you`d have devilspawn such as illustrated here.
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Male 75
Not accurate at all. I just lock em in their room.
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Male 1,341
Yea right, my four year old sleeps like a damn teenager and his one year old brother usually sleeps from 8 pm to about 830 am AND wants to take at least a 3 hour nap during the day... Damn they love their sleep.
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Male 319
So very, very accurate.
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Male 1,540
Haha. I just love how it`s set up to make it seem like the second panel can only be better. And yet...
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Male 25,416
THats not hte case at all.... they are much better!
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Male 52
Frickin`... Awesome... Love it!
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Male 96
Its f*ing bullpoo
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Male 587
oh com`on, it`s not that bad... it gets better as they get older.
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Male 10,440
I`m... not having kids. It`s much safer.
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Male 926
Word
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Male 1,081
Demon-spawns!
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Female 256
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