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Date: 08/18/11 05:02 AM

35 Responses to How To Make Henry`s Anytime Chili For One

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    Dickens Male 18-29
    74 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 1:09 am
    Link: How To Make Henry`s Anytime Chili For One - Great for hangovers or whenever you just want to catch a cozy case of diarrhea.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 5:12 am
    I made chili last night and it was nothing like this. This guy should enter a cook off.
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    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 5:33 am
    lol, that was just sad.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14654 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 5:47 am
    LOL If he hung himself, he would just tear the light fitting off the ceiling, complete with a generous chunk of plaster.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 6:29 am
    LMFAO!!!!! What an ass! That was just pitiful.
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 7:38 am
    That was sad...
    My Chili is awesome:

    2 Pounds Ground Beef
    8 Ounces Can Tomato Sauce
    6 Ounces Can Tomato Paste
    1 Tablespoon Chili Powder
    1 Teaspoon Salt
    1 Teaspoon Hot Pepper Sauce
    Kidney Beans Optional

    Brown ground beef
    Put into a crock pot and combine all other ingredients.
    Cook on low heat for 3 hours, stirring occasionally.
    Serve chili over elbow pasta if desired.
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    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 8:16 am
    Loser - party of 1
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 8:16 am
    Don`t forget to brown that beef first, HalfPintRoo, or you could be one sick Joey.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 8:51 am
    Instead of Salt you can also use your own tears
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 9:26 am
    0:54-Cool story bro

    This guy has to be trollin.

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    romboy Male 18-29
    221 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 9:33 am
    These lame cooking "shows" are boring. My drunk kitchen was watchable cause she was hot. Epic meal time was good cause they made crazy poo. this just blows
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    stagefreak Male 18-29
    379 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 9:43 am
    hilarious!
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 9:54 am
    He is so bad at chopping... lol
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    iscariot40 Male 30-39
    48 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 10:55 am
    I was crying laughing, if only because I know people that cook like that. 15 milliliters divided by two sevenths is....
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 11:19 am
    Oh my god. I think that was my apartment and my life.

    Kidding. Sorta.
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 11:25 am
    hahaha this is actually really funny.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 11:41 am
    Poor Henry - his next video will be how to make a noose.
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    TypicalJerk Male 18-29
    533 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 11:50 am
    Forever alone?
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    Kalon Male 13-17
    369 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 11:57 am
    lol he should be in the montage of winning!
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    tobyvictory Male 70 & Over
    406 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    [email protected]
  21. Profile photo of AngryAsian
    AngryAsian Male 13-17
    122 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    too many cooking shows these days
  22. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    so... is he just highly functioning mentally handicapped or something? is he not allowed to use anything but butter knives? ok... poor attempt at comedy, i get it...
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 2:44 pm
    It would be better if it wasn`t so depressing. If he was making a cooking video but he actually thought he was doing a good job.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 3:06 pm
    lolish.... peanut ending for the win
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    much better than rachael ray.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3882 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 4:53 pm
    hope this is satire; otherwise too damned depressing.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3882 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 4:56 pm
    and Oystah for the win.
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 7:47 pm
    What did he do with the vegetables?
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    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 8:32 pm
    @ Madest

    We probably don`t want to know.
  30. Profile photo of Chaosmaster
    Chaosmaster Male 30-39
    234 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 9:13 pm
    Henry`s Chilli for one?

    Forever alone.
  31. Profile photo of marsmars
    marsmars Male 18-29
    2 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 10:37 pm
    I dont know why I couldn`t stop laughing!
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    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    August 19, 2011 at 12:39 am
    Everything had me burst out laughing except during the waiting/music part. that actually made me reflect on my own loneliness... :-(
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    trelina Female 18-29
    249 posts
    August 19, 2011 at 8:28 am
    @mars

    same here lol
  34. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    August 19, 2011 at 5:24 pm
    "Henry`s Chilli for one? Forever alone."

    And rightly so...
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    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    August 20, 2011 at 3:55 pm
    I fu/cking loved every second of this. This guy is a comedic genius.

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