Hold It Against Me: A Home Video

Submitted by: Naz14 5 years ago in Weird

Just full of awkward--wait for the end--trust me.
There are 60 comments:
Male 1,569
@hagane, get me some too now... Make it extra because of the gif from Nyan...
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Male 1,136
Nyan`s .gif goes with the music perfectly
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Male 528
@nyan.. is that not porn?.. well.. nfsw to say the least
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Male 2,384
*shudder*
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Female 307
I think I want to cry.

What has been seen can never be unseen. Ever.
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Male 126
It looked like he was trying to shift a wardrobe
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Male 967
Making a run to the store for eyebleach, Anyone else need some?
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Male 6
@rubbiten
If you can do that, then you sir are much stronger than the majority of the population in this world
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Male 408
you can tell hes gay because of the argument at 2:50 also you can see the insecurities oozing out of her, why even make a video like this
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Male 1,629
i`d hit it
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Male 500
@naz14 I will never trust you again
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Male 554
She`s got bigger arms than most men!
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Male 145
hell drating yes i would hold it against you and then i would throw you in a tub full of acid
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Male 3,619
"A Home Video. Just full of awkward--wait for the end--trust me."

i trusted tou and you lied. dratk you that wasnt entertaining at all
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Male 97
2:45, dudes expression explains it all. I puked 5 times in the viewing of this material.
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Male 4,902
Um, what the f*ck was that? Yeah I`m gonna hold it against you.
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Female 1,048
A little piece of me died - sigh.
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Female 1,682
Oh my .-.
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Male 585
2 tings... Cookies tell me she comes on too strong, and of course it would be a black dude. 3 things. If you white women dont loose some weight us white people are gonna die out.
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Male 3,061
@lazyme484 one second for each pound
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Male 2,790
she`s..fat...

no talent at all
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Male 25,416
I waited.... it wasnt worth it! Im sure she has a nice personality
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Female 185
@iceblack: I don`t blame you! ^^;
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Female 1,803
People need to learn how to skip ahead in videos and stop complaining how long some are. I found out in several seconds that there was no funny ending.
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Male 10,440
Before you press that play button, realize that this video is 230 seconds long. Do you really want to loose that?

If you`re a guy, you can reach an orgasm in 2 minutes. Would you rather watch this or masturbate? Your choice.
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Male 551
My parents just walked on me watching that...
I`m moving out
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Female 4,359
go.on.a.diet.
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Male 11
2:41 poor lad just got squashed
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Male 840
[quote]wait for the end--trust me[/quote]

You have certainly earned my distrust. People, if you don`t like this video in the first 10 seconds, you can stop watching. It doesn`t change. I should start to look at the ratings and read the comments before I watch videos.
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Male 101
im pretty sure her gravitational pull will hold everything against her
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Male 25
yep, i hold it against her.
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Male 2,376
this looks like a school project.. i remember a school project i did with a girl. it was great.. BTW if a girl shows you she has condoms hidden in her bedroom. it means she wants to drat.. girls are really great sometimes
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Male 369
Ah dude! Dats mah fetish! xD
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Female 2,764
A few things came to mind. First, poor girl. She is going to regret making this video. Secondly, here is a product of the garbage we hold so dear in our country- sex music... er... I mean pop music. Third, can`t ignore her weight because that`s what 99% of people see when they watch this. It makes the creation of this video even more confusing to me. WHY WHY WHY won`t young people learn! The internet is not a toy!
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Male 358
@vegascartman

That`s not very nice. I`m sure she`s very sensitive about her weight.
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Male 734
waist of time.
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Female 4,039
I like when she crushes his legs.
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Male 325
I say bravo.. Most people cant even get the gumption up to do something like this. Period.. add the fact that she may not be the main stream accepted girl... That takes bigger balls than i have.. Oh I see what they did there!
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Male 295
It was like watching a train wreck... I wanted to look away but couldn`t... Also, there wasn`t really any payoff at the end, just more horror.
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Female 351
Oh god! Why was I eating when I watched this!
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Male 38,483

@lostinkorea - [quote]"Can someone explain it to me " [/quote]
A fat ugly chick about 16 years old lip syncs poorly to the Britney Spears song "Hold it agains me". She dances badly, then starts an awkward foreplay session with a really skinny kid-of-color.

Then at the end, when you are expecting the BIG SURPRISE because the description implied it.....nothing happens.

So, lostinkorea, you missed nothing.
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Female 3,727
Can someone explain it to me because apparently the SME MUSIC CONTENT IS NOT AVAILABLE IN GERMANY BECAUSE GEMA HAS NOT GIVEN SOMEONE PUBLISHING RIGHTS...


SUCK
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Female 359
Oh good god. Well hell they still have "the confidence of youth".
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Male 405
She seemed overly sweaty throughout most of it.
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Male 1,312
The horror begins at 2:19. What has been seen can not be unseen. Gerry can I borrow some of that?
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Male 329
This is the second version of this scary video..in the original vid there was no guy, it was a box of Ho-Ho`s
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Male 5,811
Damn, it`s like there`s a party in my retinas...and everyone`s throwing up. Complete with the poorly drawn illustration of some skinny blonde girl that I can only assume is what britney spears looks like if a character on south park drew her. When she fell on top of that poor, deluded kid and he looked like he was screaming I assume it was because his bones were crushed into a fine powder that was also screaming in agony. If he`s going to go for fat chicks the least he could do is go for one of the one`s with oversize breasts.
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Female 209
wow, and none of the stuff I submitted was posted, this site is gettin lame
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Female 71
HA!HA!HA! What possesses people to do poo like this!
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Male 38,483

[quote]"wait for the end--trust me." [/quote]
I will never trust you again!


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Male 19
Is anyone else as turned on as me?
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Male 329
Don`t bother. You`ll waste 4 minutes waiting for something at the end. The whole thing is mildly awkward. Nothing special at the end to wait for.
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Female 71
i think i just threw up a little...
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Male 868
wait for the end? Drag to the end - run for your life
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Female 27
Oh my god. Why would someone do this??
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Male 4,594
Hey look... A singing cow.
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Male 406

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Male 15,510
It was necessary for this to exist?
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Male 50
eye bleach please.
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Female 1,537
Link: Hold It Against Me: A Home Video [Rate Link] - Just full of awkward--wait for the end--trust me.
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