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Date: 08/18/11 08:08 AM

60 Responses to Hold It Against Me: A Home Video

  1. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1518 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    Link: Hold It Against Me: A Home Video - Just full of awkward--wait for the end--trust me.
  2. Profile photo of lancelot
    lancelot Male 30-39
    50 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 8:20 am
    eye bleach please.
  3. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 8:21 am
    It was necessary for this to exist?
  4. Profile photo of schecter5
    schecter5 Male 18-29
    406 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 8:22 am

  5. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 8:27 am
    Hey look... A singing cow.
  6. Profile photo of Tanja-01
    Tanja-01 Female 18-29
    27 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 8:27 am
    Oh my god. Why would someone do this??
  7. Profile photo of rogue_knight
    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 8:29 am
    wait for the end? Drag to the end - run for your life
  8. Profile photo of omgitsher
    omgitsher Female 18-29
    71 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 8:29 am
    i think i just threw up a little...
  9. Profile photo of tiedyed
    tiedyed Male 40-49
    324 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 8:29 am
    Don`t bother. You`ll waste 4 minutes waiting for something at the end. The whole thing is mildly awkward. Nothing special at the end to wait for.
  10. Profile photo of dudeman21
    dudeman21 Male 18-29
    19 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 8:32 am
    Is anyone else as turned on as me?
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 8:35 am

    "wait for the end--trust me."
    I will never trust you again!


  12. Profile photo of rburridge
    rburridge Female 18-29
    69 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 8:36 am
    HA!HA!HA! What possesses people to do poo like this!
  13. Profile photo of Skyeofgreen
    Skyeofgreen Female 18-29
    209 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 8:45 am
    wow, and none of the stuff I submitted was posted, this site is gettin lame
  14. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 8:50 am
    Damn, it`s like there`s a party in my retinas...and everyone`s throwing up. Complete with the poorly drawn illustration of some skinny blonde girl that I can only assume is what britney spears looks like if a character on south park drew her. When she fell on top of that poor, deluded kid and he looked like he was screaming I assume it was because his bones were crushed into a fine powder that was also screaming in agony. If he`s going to go for fat chicks the least he could do is go for one of the one`s with oversize breasts.
  15. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 8:50 am
    This is the second version of this scary video..in the original vid there was no guy, it was a box of Ho-Ho`s
  16. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 9:03 am
    The horror begins at 2:19. What has been seen can not be unseen. Gerry can I borrow some of that?
  17. Profile photo of MrHoobToYou
    MrHoobToYou Male 40-49
    405 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 9:03 am
    She seemed overly sweaty throughout most of it.
  18. Profile photo of crystalskyz
    crystalskyz Female 30-39
    359 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 9:12 am
    Oh good god. Well hell they still have "the confidence of youth".
  19. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 9:13 am
    Can someone explain it to me because apparently the SME MUSIC CONTENT IS NOT AVAILABLE IN GERMANY BECAUSE GEMA HAS NOT GIVEN SOMEONE PUBLISHING RIGHTS...


    SUCK
  20. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 9:21 am

    @lostinkorea - "Can someone explain it to me "
    A fat ugly chick about 16 years old lip syncs poorly to the Britney Spears song "Hold it agains me". She dances badly, then starts an awkward foreplay session with a really skinny kid-of-color.

    Then at the end, when you are expecting the BIG SURPRISE because the description implied it.....nothing happens.

    So, lostinkorea, you missed nothing.
  21. Profile photo of smo
    smo Female 18-29
    351 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 9:25 am
    Oh god! Why was I eating when I watched this!
  22. Profile photo of Mogulman
    Mogulman Male 18-29
    295 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 9:26 am
    It was like watching a train wreck... I wanted to look away but couldn`t... Also, there wasn`t really any payoff at the end, just more horror.
  23. Profile photo of random882
    random882 Male 18-29
    325 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 9:37 am
    I say bravo.. Most people cant even get the gumption up to do something like this. Period.. add the fact that she may not be the main stream accepted girl... That takes bigger balls than i have.. Oh I see what they did there!
  24. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 9:49 am
    I like when she crushes his legs.
  25. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 10:06 am
    waist of time.
  26. Profile photo of Blatto
    Blatto Male 18-29
    358 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 10:38 am
    @vegascartman

    That`s not very nice. I`m sure she`s very sensitive about her weight.
  27. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 10:54 am
    A few things came to mind. First, poor girl. She is going to regret making this video. Secondly, here is a product of the garbage we hold so dear in our country- sex music... er... I mean pop music. Third, can`t ignore her weight because that`s what 99% of people see when they watch this. It makes the creation of this video even more confusing to me. WHY WHY WHY won`t young people learn! The internet is not a toy!
  28. Profile photo of Kalon
    Kalon Male 13-17
    369 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 11:04 am
    Ah dude! Dats mah fetish! xD
  29. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 11:18 am
    this looks like a school project.. i remember a school project i did with a girl. it was great.. BTW if a girl shows you she has condoms hidden in her bedroom. it means she wants to drat.. girls are really great sometimes
  30. Profile photo of PooBoi
    PooBoi Male 18-29
    21 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 11:19 am
    yep, i hold it against her.
  31. Profile photo of cloud7zero
    cloud7zero Male 18-29
    102 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 11:33 am
    im pretty sure her gravitational pull will hold everything against her
  32. Profile photo of Cartunze
    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 11:38 am
    wait for the end--trust me

    You have certainly earned my distrust. People, if you don`t like this video in the first 10 seconds, you can stop watching. It doesn`t change. I should start to look at the ratings and read the comments before I watch videos.
  33. Profile photo of fallon2104
    fallon2104 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 11:41 am
    2:41 poor lad just got squashed
  34. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 12:14 pm
    go.on.a.diet.
  35. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    My parents just walked on me watching that...
    I`m moving out
  36. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    Before you press that play button, realize that this video is 230 seconds long. Do you really want to loose that?

    If you`re a guy, you can reach an orgasm in 2 minutes. Would you rather watch this or masturbate? Your choice.
  37. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 2:25 pm
    People need to learn how to skip ahead in videos and stop complaining how long some are. I found out in several seconds that there was no funny ending.
  38. Profile photo of Skittzo
    Skittzo Female 18-29
    185 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 2:50 pm
    @iceblack: I don`t blame you! ^^;
  39. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    I waited.... it wasnt worth it! Im sure she has a nice personality
  40. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 4:29 pm
    she`s..fat...

    no talent at all
  41. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 4:33 pm
    @lazyme484 one second for each pound
  42. Profile photo of mytbozak
    mytbozak Male 30-39
    506 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 8:38 pm
    2 tings... Cookies tell me she comes on too strong, and of course it would be a black dude. 3 things. If you white women dont loose some weight us white people are gonna die out.
  43. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 9:19 pm
    Oh my .-.
  44. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 11:39 pm
    A little piece of me died - sigh.
  45. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    August 19, 2011 at 12:48 am
    Um, what the f*ck was that? Yeah I`m gonna hold it against you.
  46. Profile photo of ScissorFox
    ScissorFox Male 18-29
    97 posts
    August 19, 2011 at 3:40 am
    2:45, dudes expression explains it all. I puked 5 times in the viewing of this material.
  47. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    August 19, 2011 at 5:15 am
    "A Home Video. Just full of awkward--wait for the end--trust me."

    i trusted tou and you lied. dratk you that wasnt entertaining at all
  48. Profile photo of rubbiten
    rubbiten Male 18-29
    145 posts
    August 19, 2011 at 5:48 am
    hell drating yes i would hold it against you and then i would throw you in a tub full of acid
  49. Profile photo of jeepjones
    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    August 19, 2011 at 8:21 am
    She`s got bigger arms than most men!
  50. Profile photo of swiftkeys
    swiftkeys Male 18-29
    500 posts
    August 19, 2011 at 9:54 am
    @naz14 I will never trust you again
  51. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    August 19, 2011 at 10:01 am
    i`d hit it
  52. Profile photo of grapehead
    grapehead Male 18-29
    408 posts
    August 19, 2011 at 12:25 pm
    you can tell hes gay because of the argument at 2:50 also you can see the insecurities oozing out of her, why even make a video like this
  53. Profile photo of pseudoman
    pseudoman Male 18-29
    6 posts
    August 19, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    @rubbiten
    If you can do that, then you sir are much stronger than the majority of the population in this world
  54. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    August 19, 2011 at 5:32 pm
    Making a run to the store for eyebleach, Anyone else need some?
  55. Profile photo of Barrye
    Barrye Male 18-29
    127 posts
    August 19, 2011 at 6:45 pm
    It looked like he was trying to shift a wardrobe
  56. Profile photo of Happy_Pandas
    Happy_Pandas Female 13-17
    307 posts
    August 19, 2011 at 10:23 pm
    I think I want to cry.

    What has been seen can never be unseen. Ever.
  57. Profile photo of ledzeppeloyd
    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    August 19, 2011 at 10:42 pm
    *shudder*
  58. Profile photo of funnehkitteh
    funnehkitteh Male 18-29
    528 posts
    August 20, 2011 at 10:08 am
    @nyan.. is that not porn?.. well.. nfsw to say the least
  59. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    August 20, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    Nyan`s .gif goes with the music perfectly
  60. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    August 23, 2011 at 9:20 am
    @hagane, get me some too now... Make it extra because of the gif from Nyan...

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