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Date: 08/16/11 12:52 PM

68 Responses to Happy 53rd Birthday, Madonna [Pic w/Daughter]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    Link: Happy 53rd Birthday, Madonna - Not thaaat bad for someone who`s the same age as your grandmother.
  2. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 1:03 pm
    Um... my grandmother isn`t 53... more like my mom.
  3. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36640 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 1:04 pm

    Cher could pull off that outfit.
    Madonna....not so much.
  4. Profile photo of November_Rai
    November_Rai Male 30-39
    319 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    Not bad, no. I`m not arguing. Just sayin` Fancy might have a bit of GILF complex. I`m guessing he was the one hit and 4 star rating this had when I clicked on it.
  5. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 1:13 pm
    She should teach her daughter to groom her eyebrow I can`t stop staring at them!!!!!!
  6. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    Was going to make some comment, then I found out how old her daughter was. Comment rescinded.
  7. Profile photo of pandabear21
    pandabear21 Female 18-29
    150 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    Holy chin Batman....
  8. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 1:21 pm
    eeehhhh...no.
  9. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 1:31 pm
    Not with a stolen d*ck.
  10. Profile photo of MorfeuS
    MorfeuS Male 18-29
    289 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 1:52 pm
    teh eyebrows!!TEH EYEBROWS ARE EATING HER FACE!!!..and twisted the chin in a comical manner,it seems..bwhahaha
  11. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    Just imagine Madonna without the surgery
  12. Profile photo of Nick_13
    Nick_13 Male 30-39
    394 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    "She should teach her daughter to groom her eyebrow I can`t stop staring at them!!!!!!"

    She already does, she uses the clippings to make that giant caterpillar around her neck.
  13. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 1:58 pm
    @fatninja
  14. Profile photo of Wraithix
    Wraithix Male 30-39
    178 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 2:01 pm
    Think she would split her social security check with me?
  15. Profile photo of grapehead
    grapehead Male 18-29
    408 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    her daughters hot, too bad shes 14!!!!!
  16. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    My grandmother? My grandmother is 94. Hell, even my mother is older than that.
  17. Profile photo of NottaSpy
    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    OK, so I guess there is at least one reason to die young.
  18. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    My grandmother is 68.
  19. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 2:49 pm
    wtf is going on with her cheeks?
  20. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    She looks like she stuck a vacuum hose into what were once her cheeks.
  21. Profile photo of robinm1chell
    robinm1chell Female 18-29
    104 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 3:29 pm
    her daughter needs something done to her brows and 53 hoe damn old are you that is my parents age.
  22. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 3:41 pm
    "same age as your grandmother" if you were born in the 00`s maybe.

    not everyone on this site is <18 you know
  23. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36640 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    The cheeks.... implants? Definately a brow lift done.

    Is this more granny-like for ya?

  24. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 4:07 pm
    My grandmother turns 90 next month. I`d bang Madonna and her daughter too.
  25. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 4:21 pm
    Hmm... that didn`t turn out right. Add a comma after Madonna.
  26. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 4:32 pm
    I wonder how much of her is actually human still...
  27. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 4:33 pm
    i`m glad i look better at 54 than she looks now, sans work. and also more age appropriate. i only wear fishnets in private.
  28. Profile photo of ChrisMunich
    ChrisMunich Male 18-29
    383 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 4:49 pm
    I can`t decide if her daughter is fit...those eyebrows..are they..moving?
  29. Profile photo of JonasQuim
    JonasQuim Male 18-29
    115 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 5:17 pm
    i`d rather madonna than her potentially monobrowed daughter
  30. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 5:49 pm
    Nice precedent you`re setting for your daughter there, Madge. My eldest daughter is the same age as Lourdes. No way would she be going out in public wearing only a large belt & a monobrow.
  31. Profile photo of Sachi001
    Sachi001 Male 30-39
    599 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 6:06 pm
    53 and still never grows up. Stll thinks she is a twenty something. Barf!
  32. Profile photo of Sachi001
    Sachi001 Male 30-39
    599 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 6:07 pm
    Why yes Gerry 1of1 it is very granny like.
  33. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 6:28 pm
    my grandmother is 87 thank you :|
  34. Profile photo of Keyh
    Keyh Male 18-29
    226 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 7:11 pm
    JonasQuim - "i`d rather madonna than her potentially monobrowed daughter"

    +1
  35. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14620 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 7:32 pm
    Oh.My.Lack.Of.God. Uuuuuuugly. Abort! Abort!
  36. Profile photo of kameo360fan
    kameo360fan Female 13-17
    383 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 8:12 pm
    Lourdes, ease up on the eyeliner, eww!
    And more with the waxing!
  37. Profile photo of nostrathomas
    nostrathomas Male 18-29
    99 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 8:22 pm
    id do em both.. again
  38. Profile photo of katmauzen
    katmauzen Female 18-29
    8 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 8:34 pm
    love Madonna who else has been famous for thirty years
  39. Profile photo of myrtheus
    myrtheus Male 30-39
    228 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 8:42 pm
    Madonna is 86?!?!
  40. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 8:54 pm
    Madonna`s kinda starting to look like Mask. The daughter`s hot, though
  41. Profile photo of BluishOrange
    BluishOrange Female 50-59
    87 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 8:55 pm
    At 56, I understand the urge to get facial implants, but the notion should be resisted. (The child`s eyebrows are charming.)
  42. Profile photo of FeelTheRide
    FeelTheRide Female 18-29
    515 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 9:13 pm
    I don`t care who she is...I bet her daughter is HORRIFIED that she dresses like that at 56. I would be SSSSOOOOO embarrassed if my mom dressed like that...even if she were Madonna.
  43. Profile photo of FeelTheRide
    FeelTheRide Female 18-29
    515 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 9:14 pm
    53 I mean
  44. Profile photo of penguinazul
    penguinazul Female 18-29
    470 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 9:21 pm
    Uhm, my maternal grandmother is 83 and my paternal grandmother is 77-ish. My mom is 52... that`s really young for a grandma unless the kid is less then 5 years old.
  45. Profile photo of penguinazul
    penguinazul Female 18-29
    470 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 9:23 pm
    And by the way, how are you supposed to teach your daughter to be confident and love herself for who she is, and to be comfortable in her own skin when you go out and get plastic surgery all the time? Seems iffy to me.
  46. Profile photo of swiftkeys
    swiftkeys Male 18-29
    500 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 9:35 pm
    @penguinazul (nobody cares)
  47. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 11:21 pm
    @penguinazul cool story bro
  48. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 11:24 pm
    She`s like a walking cartoon, oh silly plastic surgeons.
  49. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 11:36 pm
    She`s not that young for a grandma--she`s just too young to already look like a failed science experiment. I liked chubby-faced madonna better than this version. But then, I didnt` really like chubby-faced Madonna all that much to begin with. I hope Lola keeps it natural--she has better bones than her mom ever did.
  50. Profile photo of spanerbulb
    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 1:27 am
    penguinazul - for what its worth I agree with you, our western society has a lot to answer for. When you get people aspiring to some body image that doesn`t really exist and is pushed upon us by advertising, it`s easy to see why so many people will never feel good about their own body image and of course this just perpetuates the situation as people keep on trying `new` and `wonderful` potions which claim to transform you into a pre defined godess. Sad really.
  51. Profile photo of pdjr
    pdjr Male 40-49
    298 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 2:48 am
    Madonnas jacket is made out of her daughters excess eyebrows
  52. Profile photo of squoggle
    squoggle Female 18-29
    158 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 4:11 am
    @spanerbulb`s comment then @pdjr`s comment....
  53. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 5:55 am
    my gram is not that age O_o she`s 76
  54. Profile photo of Kalimata
    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 6:35 am
    Sigh... I remember when Madge was pretty, and cool, and sexy. Now, she`s just a washed out soccer mom.

    Madonna! Now with %75 more Botulism extract!
  55. Profile photo of ATL1EN
    ATL1EN Male 18-29
    622 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 6:53 am
    still sexy
  56. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 6:53 am
    At least she`s hidden her scary man arms.
    Partially.
  57. Profile photo of pdjr
    pdjr Male 40-49
    298 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 7:01 am
    my grandmother was born in the 1890s..( no she not still around)
  58. Profile photo of skirjames
    skirjames Male 18-29
    109 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 7:09 am
    If my grandma was that young she`d still be alive, great caption.
  59. Profile photo of x13purplesta
    x13purplesta Female 30-39
    235 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 7:39 am
    She` is younger then my mother. We all age, some gracefully and some with help. And if I had a bunch of people always judging me I`d go for the help. But that`s the life she chose. Believe me, when you get up near 40, even 60 doesn`t seem old.
  60. Profile photo of Bottleofrum
    Bottleofrum Male 18-29
    163 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 10:13 am
    they look the same age, but id totally rail her daughter
  61. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    yeah, why assume that our grandmothers are so young? She younger than my mother too.
  62. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7552 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    She looks great, and if I could look as good I would- she is 5 years older than I and trust me, if I had the money I would so lifted I would have a very dubious `tache..........
  63. Profile photo of incubus_inc
    incubus_inc Male 18-29
    977 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    Good thing she can`t talk or sing anymore because the surgery is holding her face to tight.
  64. Profile photo of Errand_boy
    Errand_boy Male 30-39
    621 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    I wouldn`t kick it out of bed. Unless there`s 6 black dudes with her. Not that there`s anything wrong with that.
  65. Profile photo of Stormith
    Stormith Female 18-29
    543 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 6:08 pm
    grandmother? My dad is 53 and I`m only 19...
  66. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    August 17, 2011 at 8:49 pm
    if your grandmother is 53 and you`re 30-39 then you were born when your grandmother was 14-23..
  67. Profile photo of Dedfink
    Dedfink Female 18-29
    247 posts
    August 19, 2011 at 9:03 am
    Well when you get that age you might start to get forgetful... you`d think the daughter would let her know she forgot to put on pants though....
  68. Profile photo of nayrbarr
    nayrbarr Male 18-29
    366 posts
    August 22, 2011 at 4:15 pm
    Grandmother? My Dad`s around that age and I`m not quite 17 yet!

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