Hair Styles Are How Asia Will Destroy Us [Pic]

Submitted by: eastsiderepp 6 years ago in Funny

Look at this Asian man"s mad style! How is the rest of the world supposed to compete with this?
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Male 31
...unsheath my katana and sever the top-knot... oh curses, foiled again... those wacky japs, always one step ahead of US... i guess a standard beheading will have to do... in lieu of seppuku.
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Female 55
I love how it says "Classical Style" at the top XD
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Male 1,164
Vince from the cartoon Recess.

Bam.
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Male 3,058
Pic #2 is one hell of a Wisconsin Waterfall.
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Male 360
i am disappoint.
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Female 144
the vanilla ice mullet
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Female 5,222
the hell?!?! o0?
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Male 11,739
So they want to look like cartoon characters? Good for them.
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Male 138
better to stack them along the walls, out of the way.
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Male 4,902
Mother of God
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Male 2,214
I don`t miss my mullet anymore
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Male 3,894
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
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Female 285
I think those guys just make it look hilarious!
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Male 1,646
Hate to be that guy IAB, but more then likely it will be them taking away our Reserve Currency Status like they suggested this morning.
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Male 224
The dreaded Pompamullet. Our shields can`t reflect hairpower of that magnitude!
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Male 886
Now THAT is how you give a mullett some classiness.
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Male 802
I`m not sure exactly where this pic is from but it looks like one of the hair competitions here in Japan. Many hair stylists take part in these competitions and the "classic cut" is supposed to be the most difficult to do. This one looks similar to that style.

more examples
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Female 1,324
Classical style...

yeah I still don`t know... best guess it was in an old movie or something I dunno... looks oddly familiar... was possibly in an old classical painting, hence the shirt...?
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Male 299
I`m pretty sure they grow those hair styles in bottles.
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Male 599
No did you notice the shirt. Captain Jack Sparrow has already infested Japan.
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Female 472
The first place my mind went was yakuza themed anime...
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Male 206
My god... guidos are everywhere!!!
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Male 15,510
Our Asian overloads!
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Female 2,927
take that jersey shore!
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Male 1,054
I guess you could hide a small nuke in it.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Makes me think of Ian dury and the...[/quote]

Hit me with your rhythm stick!
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Male 12,365
I think it`s missing something...

...a little plastic figure of a ski jumper.
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Male 1
Makes me think of Ian dury and the...
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Male 1,595
The fabled asian mullet.
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Male 2,790
...he`s a robot
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Male 50
That`s gotta be for a theme wedding or something like that.
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Male 296
Looks like a cross between an Elvis and a mullet.
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Male 25,417
Wow... thats an epic styled mullet
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Male 621
I ruv it, they match carpet now. AIY!
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Male 594
ROFL Gerry, I think that might be the movie I was thinking of XD
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Male 39,524

It`s been done before.

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Female 734
wow they cauhgt up to the 90`s
either my Gramps was wrong about how he bombed them back to the stone age or they will pass us any minute now
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Male 3,089
Seriously?There are people who`d compete to...?
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Male 10,440
I could build a house of cards on that hair.
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Male 14,331
Already kinda happened here in the early 90`s I`m still trying to block out Kid and Play..
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Male 354
kill it!!
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Male 6,737
:(
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Male 1,312
Horry crap!
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Male 213
Asian? Looks like a Mariachi band to me.
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Male 594
wtf?..
Dude in the second picture looks like he`s from a movie I`ve seen but can`t think of the name.. Err how I freakin hate that.
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Male 90
boxhead!
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Male 55
flattop mullet is still a mullet!!!
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Female 99
Power Mullet !
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Male 368
Attack of the Asian Mullett!
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Male 2,620
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