Get Next Year`s Fireworks From This Bird [Pic]

Submitted by: kitten_soup 5 years ago Funny

Next Fourth of July, there"s only one place to get your scar-inducing fireworks--from this guy.
There are 33 comments:
Male 453
Super clever. Whatever their prices, I`m buying.
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Male 25,416
i see what you did there
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Male 319
Epic. Too bad no one around here would get it.
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Male 6,737
Poor bird. :(
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Male 75
What`s the difference between unlawful and illegal... One`s a sick bird. *chuckles at own joke*
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Male 347
how is that ironic? nice play on words, sarcastic maybe, but i fail to see actual irony there.
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Female 6,381
@ATL1EN: Try much (most?) of Canada. It seems every year there are more restrictions and requirements. Of course, every year some idiot burns a house down, so now nobody can have any fun.
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Male 14,330
@ATL1EN

Massachusetts feels the need to protect idiots from themselves meaning you can`t get anything.
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Female 108
@ATL1EN: NJ. Fun is illegal here.
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Male 622
where else are fireworks illegal? here in ga we have to drive to alabama or south carolina to get good fireworks
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Male 1,016
nice play on words ...like Sam & Ella`s diner
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Male 2,513
Haha, n!ce
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Male 397
Nice to see some local stuff up here.
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Male 117
I`m down.
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Male 21
Lolz. I was just here on Saturday picking up some mortars to take down to the beach next weekend. It`s just of I-5 in Tacoma,Wa.
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Male 1,196
brilliant
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Female 97
I think I saw this sign on Sunday somewhere when I was going to Bonney Lake, WA.
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Male 4,902
Clever marketing.
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Male 2,121
And down the road from "Unread jiz turd gunge hop"
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Male 15,510
Way to terminate all eagles one eagle at the time
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Male 2,121
Also, irony because illegal fireworks makes America sick?
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Male 2,121
Just next door to "Ice el Pott"
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Male 108
haha took me a while to realize the joke...
also there is 0 irony in this image.
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Male 218
Maybe ill eagle is herniated eagle.
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Male 218
Is that "ill" in the way black people mean it? Because if it is, I think that`s more meaningful.
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Male 934
Might be worth the drive...
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Male 37,888

Now Captain Awesome has a place to replenish his supplies.
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Male 179
the only ironic thing here is the coughing eagle wearing a hat!
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Female 1
That is in Puyallup, WA. I used to get my fireworks from there.
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Female 4,225
hehe...irony
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Male 1,266
That made me laugh... yesterday when I saw it on Imgur.

Don`t really see how it`s irony Lexi o.O?
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Female 430
Irony.
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Female 368
Link: Get Next Year`s Fireworks From This Bird [Pic] [Rate Link] - Next Fourth of July, there`s only one place to get your scar-inducing fireworks--from this guy.
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