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George Carlin`s Greatest Factual Sentences [Pic]

Most of what George Carlin said was profound, but he”d never been more accurate than when he said the following…

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Date: 08/15/11 03:39 PM

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    kitten_soup Female 18-29
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    August 15, 2011 at 3:42 pm
    Link: George Carlin`s Greatest Factual Sentences - Most of what George Carlin said was profound, but he`d never been more accurate than when he said the following...
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    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    Right click>Save As..
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    Solvent Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    Indeed.
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    Lobotomy Male 13-17
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    August 15, 2011 at 4:07 pm
    Pretentious agreement.
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    adam432823 Male 30-39
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    August 15, 2011 at 4:13 pm
    This is going on my cubicle wall.
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    Klamz Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2011 at 4:13 pm
    I`m sure glad this is fact instead of just an opinion. Otherwise I`d be considering this a post about someones general feelings towards life that don`t mean a thing to anyone else.

    Thank goodness for the factual truth of this.
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    BlameMeta Male 13-17
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    August 15, 2011 at 4:14 pm
    @IshiiDaFishy
    Ditto
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    danthew Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    Well this is pessimistic...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    August 15, 2011 at 4:20 pm

    What a cynic



    Of course, that doesn`t mean he`s wrong though
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    cyborg Male 13-17
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    August 15, 2011 at 4:24 pm
    wise words
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    TheSnowSheep Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2011 at 4:26 pm
    @IshiiDaFishy
    Move window>Drag to desktop
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    Raptorkat Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2011 at 4:45 pm
    I was glad I was able to see George Carlin live in concert, it was a treat. Its a shame he`s gone.
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    Diplomaticcc Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2011 at 4:47 pm
    words to live by
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    Norris Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    what a douche lol

    I never saw his appeal as a comedian.
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    Sachi001 Male 30-39
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    August 15, 2011 at 5:02 pm
    Never found his negative humor funny.
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    trippyhippy9 Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2011 at 5:38 pm
    George was such an intellectual comedian. Way over the head of a lot of people, but his comedy was insanely brilliant with flawless delivery.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2011 at 5:50 pm
    Good old George..
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    Brassbull Male 30-39
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    August 15, 2011 at 6:00 pm
    George Carlin - the original Tyler Durden
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    August 15, 2011 at 6:11 pm
    Not all teachers are incompetent. That`s just not a fact. I`m sorry.
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    schuey63 Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2011 at 6:39 pm
    this guys twitter feed must rock!
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    razlem Male 13-17
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    August 15, 2011 at 6:47 pm
    These are all relative.
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    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
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    August 15, 2011 at 6:55 pm
    @Rick s

    It depends on your definition of a competent teacher. Pretty much all of these statements work this way, making them either true or false depending on the person who looks at them.
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    SaintsFan Male 30-39
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    August 15, 2011 at 7:03 pm
    George Carlin was a genius. Albeit a very pessimistic genius but a genius nonetheless.
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    collegebound Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2011 at 7:08 pm
    i agree with that last one...
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    shinu Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2011 at 7:26 pm
    George Carlin should have talked to Louis CK
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    kameo360fan Female 13-17
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    August 15, 2011 at 7:50 pm
    Depressingggg!
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2011 at 8:49 pm
    Talking about seeing the glass half empty
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    mitha Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2011 at 9:40 pm
    Hey lets blurt out enough pessimistic sentences, at least some of em have to be true then!
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    GRadde Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2011 at 9:47 pm
    I feel happy, oh so happy, when I`m not reading his stuff. Sometimes they include gems, but, like this one, much of it is. really. so. depressing.
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    Zombiemike Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2011 at 10:10 pm
    I don`t know why some people think this guy was some sort of philosopher. He was a comedian.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2011 at 10:55 pm
    He told it like it is, stinkin genious.
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    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2011 at 11:14 pm
    This is one of his not-so-funny quotes. I love George Carlin, but this just seems like pessimism for the sake of pessimism.
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    August 15, 2011 at 11:41 pm
    ..and a broken clock is looks like the truth twice a day..

    Much like this quote.
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2011 at 4:33 am
    The majority of this is just wrong. Just because you like the man saying it, doesn`t mean what he`s saying isn`t a complete load of bollocks.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    August 16, 2011 at 5:28 am
    MEH! He`s said WAY more intelligent things than these. He was a philosopher genius! (with a potty mouth! lolz!)
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    randomxnp Male 30-39
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    August 16, 2011 at 5:52 am
    MattPrince

    Well said. This is a mix of the obvious (therefore trite) and incorrect generalisations (therefore trite). Sorry, but where is the profundity?
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    EricWRN Male 30-39
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    August 16, 2011 at 6:59 am
    Sometimes when people claim that being realistic is "pessimism" it makes me think they`re a little dense and live in denial :(
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    terracottus Male 30-39
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    August 16, 2011 at 7:07 am
    This is mostl wrong. I feel like he just said it to sound edgy.
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    terracottus Male 30-39
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    August 16, 2011 at 7:19 am
    True;
    False;
    False;
    Opinion;
    technically True, but I can still get things of worth for my money;
    Opinion;
    generally False;
    True;
    True;
    False;
    True;
    False;
    True;
    False;
    depending on the country;
    Opinion;
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    ATL1EN Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2011 at 7:20 am
    this guy is an idiot
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    conniep Female 50-59
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    August 16, 2011 at 7:27 am
    you folks must not know george carlin! LOL
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    tobyvictory Male 70 & Over
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    August 16, 2011 at 9:53 am
    As some may want to put labels such as true-false on these sentences, just remember they`re NOT one liners and reading them as one line can easily put them out of George`s original context.
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    Thetas Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2011 at 10:35 am
    Haha I love George Carlin. What an non-nice individual. A hilariously offensive non-nice individual.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    August 16, 2011 at 10:58 am
    True for the most part...
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    grimlock16 Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2011 at 11:00 am
    it`s all true
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    August 16, 2011 at 2:14 pm
    so negative....
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    Intaresting Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2011 at 2:44 pm
    Egads! It`s true!
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    Francakes Female 18-29
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    August 16, 2011 at 6:17 pm
    Every time I see that guy I think of the tiny train conductor he played on tv for that kid`s how a long time ago. Hahaha, I guess that being the pentacle of his acting career really made him depressed.
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    youngdz79 Male 30-39
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    August 16, 2011 at 6:52 pm
    you have to love the mind of the late great George Carlin, he only showed us how messed up are world and country really was and he did in a fun laugh inducing way
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    ExtraCredit Male 50-59
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    August 16, 2011 at 8:13 pm
    I liked him better as the conductor of Thomas the tank engine.
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    nikkuchan Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2011 at 9:38 pm
    "Every time I see that guy I think of the tiny train conductor he played on tv for that kid`s how a long time ago. Hahaha, I guess that being the pentacle of his acting career really made him depressed."

    pentacle?
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    demetar Male 18-29
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    August 17, 2011 at 12:03 am
    Yeah, this country`s goin down the tubes.
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    demetar Male 18-29
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    August 17, 2011 at 12:04 am
    If any of you get my last post, I love you.
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    OhNoFrodo Male 30-39
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    August 17, 2011 at 3:02 am
    wow George Carlin should be on a motivation poster with the caption "George Carlin....The pessimist`s Meme"
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    ohthedrama Male 30-39
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    August 22, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    Carlin would say if you think he`s profound you`re a lot stupider than he thought.

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