George Carlin`s Greatest Factual Sentences [Pic]

Submitted by: kitten_soup 5 years ago Misc

Most of what George Carlin said was profound, but he"d never been more accurate than when he said the following...
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Male 162
Carlin would say if you think he`s profound you`re a lot stupider than he thought.
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Male 333
wow George Carlin should be on a motivation poster with the caption "George Carlin....The pessimist`s Meme"
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Male 216
If any of you get my last post, I love you.
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Male 216
Yeah, this country`s goin down the tubes.
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Male 144
"Every time I see that guy I think of the tiny train conductor he played on tv for that kid`s how a long time ago. Hahaha, I guess that being the pentacle of his acting career really made him depressed."

pentacle?
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Male 453
I liked him better as the conductor of Thomas the tank engine.
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Male 268
you have to love the mind of the late great George Carlin, he only showed us how messed up are world and country really was and he did in a fun laugh inducing way
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Female 157
Every time I see that guy I think of the tiny train conductor he played on tv for that kid`s how a long time ago. Hahaha, I guess that being the pentacle of his acting career really made him depressed.
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Male 812
Egads! It`s true!
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Male 25,416
so negative....
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Male 71
it`s all true
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Male 6,737
True for the most part...
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Male 1,540
Haha I love George Carlin. What an non-nice individual. A hilariously offensive non-nice individual.
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Male 406
As some may want to put labels such as true-false on these sentences, just remember they`re NOT one liners and reading them as one line can easily put them out of George`s original context.
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Female 52
you folks must not know george carlin! LOL
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Male 622
this guy is an idiot
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Male 280
True;
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technically True, but I can still get things of worth for my money;
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generally False;
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depending on the country;
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Male 280
This is mostl wrong. I feel like he just said it to sound edgy.
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Male 590
Sometimes when people claim that being realistic is "pessimism" it makes me think they`re a little dense and live in denial :(
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Male 1,293
MattPrince

Well said. This is a mix of the obvious (therefore trite) and incorrect generalisations (therefore trite). Sorry, but where is the profundity?
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Male 36,539
MEH! He`s said WAY more intelligent things than these. He was a philosopher genius! (with a potty mouth! lolz!)
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Male 1,678
The majority of this is just wrong. Just because you like the man saying it, doesn`t mean what he`s saying isn`t a complete load of bollocks.
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Male 2,220
..and a broken clock is looks like the truth twice a day..

Much like this quote.
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Male 694
This is one of his not-so-funny quotes. I love George Carlin, but this just seems like pessimism for the sake of pessimism.
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Male 4,902
He told it like it is, stinkin genious.
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Male 552
I don`t know why some people think this guy was some sort of philosopher. He was a comedian.
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Male 2,553
I feel happy, oh so happy, when I`m not reading his stuff. Sometimes they include gems, but, like this one, much of it is. really. so. depressing.
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Male 269
Hey lets blurt out enough pessimistic sentences, at least some of em have to be true then!
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Male 15,510
Talking about seeing the glass half empty
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Female 383
Depressingggg!
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Male 1,386
George Carlin should have talked to Louis CK
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Male 3,745
i agree with that last one...
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Male 256
George Carlin was a genius. Albeit a very pessimistic genius but a genius nonetheless.
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Male 1,081
@Rick s

It depends on your definition of a competent teacher. Pretty much all of these statements work this way, making them either true or false depending on the person who looks at them.
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Male 533
These are all relative.
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Male 179
this guys twitter feed must rock!
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Male 3,314
Not all teachers are incompetent. That`s just not a fact. I`m sorry.
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Male 1,610
George Carlin - the original Tyler Durden
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Male 3,894
Good old George..
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Male 559
George was such an intellectual comedian. Way over the head of a lot of people, but his comedy was insanely brilliant with flawless delivery.
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Male 599
Never found his negative humor funny.
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Male 1,011
what a douche lol

I never saw his appeal as a comedian.
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Male 117
words to live by
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Male 75
I was glad I was able to see George Carlin live in concert, it was a treat. Its a shame he`s gone.
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Male 120
@IshiiDaFishy
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Male 2,790
wise words
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Male 37,902

What a cynic



Of course, that doesn`t mean he`s wrong though
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Male 2,121
Well this is pessimistic...
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Male 42
@IshiiDaFishy
Ditto
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Male 688
I`m sure glad this is fact instead of just an opinion. Otherwise I`d be considering this a post about someones general feelings towards life that don`t mean a thing to anyone else.

Thank goodness for the factual truth of this.
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Male 262
This is going on my cubicle wall.
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Male 495
Pretentious agreement.
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Male 2,841
Indeed.
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Male 773
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Female 368
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