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Date: 08/04/11 08:47 AM

33 Responses to Evolution of the Hipster

  1. Profile photo of groverfan
    groverfan Male 30-39
    18 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 7:40 am
    Link: Evolution of the Hipster - Using a process that`s totally scientific, two puppets explain exactly why we`ve been overrun by hipsters.
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    dragosal Male 18-29
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    August 4, 2011 at 8:57 am
    so thats how it happend
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    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 9:03 am
    Ah very informative. I love those little drawings, especially the beatnik.

    Also I really don`t like pomplamoose.
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    Dover78 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 9:14 am
    I`m so retro I`m ironic.
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    Commentator Male 40-49
    270 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 9:16 am
    Now we need the moronic Xian version of how the Hipster was created since evolution is part of the devils plan to deceive humanity!
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    moose76 Male 18-29
    20 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 9:35 am
    Did anyone else notice Sibelius Op. 26 playing toward the end? You`ve probably never heard of it.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33117 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 10:38 am
    That was fun! I just knew hippies were to blame, somehow, for this mess...
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
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    August 4, 2011 at 10:47 am
    I first saw this video in a little cafe just off Rue Tisserand.

    That`s in France.
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    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 11:05 am
    Will hipsters start acting and dressing very conservatively in order to be ironic about being/acting/dressing hipster?
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 11:12 am
    they ruined a beer?!! unforgivable!! even if its a crappy beer its monstrous to ruin any beer for mass consumption. for shaaaaaaammmmeeee!!!!
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 11:13 am
    Lionel Ritchie ftw! PBR sucks, I`m too hip to drink that piss.

    If you don`t like Pomplamoose, you just don`t get it man.
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    Dhharrgoww Male 18-29
    101 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 11:33 am
    I`m really loving these.
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    lapajara Female 18-29
    117 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 11:39 am
    Ha, somehow I knew the cynical music would be something I know and love.
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    Dhharrgoww Male 18-29
    101 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    Perhaps that`s what the Yuppie stage was. They`re totally post-that now.
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    JimboSlice Male 18-29
    149 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    you know how i know freddyferret is a hipster... cause he thinks hes too good for something and hes promoting something youve probably never heard of
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    Not sure what to say, so heres a picture of thor
  17. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 3:21 pm

    That`s a good point.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    August 4, 2011 at 4:12 pm

    My neighbors are hipsters.
    I thought their dog was peeing on the carpet but it turned out that`s how they smell.
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    They got the wrong Philosopher. Socrates never claimed to know the truth or that he was right. No the real philosopher-hipster is Diogenes, the original Cynic who lived in a tub and was a total ass to everybody. But you`ve probably never heard of him...
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    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 6:35 pm
    @xiquiripat, you`d be surprised by the number of people who have heard of Diogenes of Sinope.
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    learning2liv Male 30-39
    23 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 6:41 pm

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    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 8:22 pm
    Did anyone else see the Fat Bastard figurine on the bookshelf behind him?
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    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 9:05 pm
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    Errand_boy Male 30-39
    621 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 10:55 pm
    I like Pomplamoose, but damn, that was funny!
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 1:24 am

    When is suicide going to be trendy again?
  26. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 3:43 am
    I was a hipster before being a hipster was cool.
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    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 6:42 am
    @learning2liv: Nah, savvy and ruthless businessman. And a douche. But not a hipster.
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    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 6:49 am
    The hipsters of today, who are in their 20s, were once Indie Rock/pop kids when we were teens. This is way back in 2004-2005. Some of us became Hipsters, some stayed indie rock/popers (and horribly out of date) and some are now elitist douchebags who have money, dress well, smell nice and look down on you.

    Wait, so we`re yuppies? drat me.

    Another interesting point is that hipsters came about around the time that electropop started to take over from indie rock. One of the earliest examples of the modern hipster is Hellogoodbye`s "Here (In Your Arms)". That`s not to say that electropop is bad. In fact, electro rules.

    Hey a way we differ from yuppies! We have good taste in music.

    In conclusion: I`m better than you. SUCK IT!
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    bree416 Female 18-29
    265 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 11:58 am
    oh so thats what a hipster is...i just call them douchebags
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    perviggo Male 18-29
    104 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 12:08 am
    Hipsters wear glasses without strenght to look cool.

    It is not cool.
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    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 1:56 am

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    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 3:52 am
    I thought Hipsters evolved from emos. Either way, both a depressingly annoying fashion trend revived from the 80`s.
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    ZsaZsaGoar Female 18-29
    144 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 5:23 am
    indie rock kids grown up. It`s because of all the stupid boy bands in the 90`s, I don`t blame them for thinking mainstream sucks with that kinda upbringing.

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