Evolution of the Hipster

Submitted by: groverfan 5 years ago Funny

Using a process that"s totally scientific, two puppets explain exactly why we"ve been overrun by hipsters.
There are 33 comments:
Female 144
indie rock kids grown up. It`s because of all the stupid boy bands in the 90`s, I don`t blame them for thinking mainstream sucks with that kinda upbringing.
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Male 769
I thought Hipsters evolved from emos. Either way, both a depressingly annoying fashion trend revived from the 80`s.
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Male 994

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Male 104
Hipsters wear glasses without strenght to look cool.

It is not cool.
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Female 265
oh so thats what a hipster is...i just call them douchebags
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Male 1,240
The hipsters of today, who are in their 20s, were once Indie Rock/pop kids when we were teens. This is way back in 2004-2005. Some of us became Hipsters, some stayed indie rock/popers (and horribly out of date) and some are now elitist douchebags who have money, dress well, smell nice and look down on you.

Wait, so we`re yuppies? drat me.

Another interesting point is that hipsters came about around the time that electropop started to take over from indie rock. One of the earliest examples of the modern hipster is Hellogoodbye`s "Here (In Your Arms)". That`s not to say that electropop is bad. In fact, electro rules.

Hey a way we differ from yuppies! We have good taste in music.

In conclusion: I`m better than you. SUCK IT!
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Male 1,240
@learning2liv: Nah, savvy and ruthless businessman. And a douche. But not a hipster.
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Male 792
I was a hipster before being a hipster was cool.
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Male 4,902


When is suicide going to be trendy again?
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Male 621
I like Pomplamoose, but damn, that was funny!
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Male 1,526
meh
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Female 491
Did anyone else see the Fat Bastard figurine on the bookshelf behind him?
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Male 23
Hipster?

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Female 737
@xiquiripat, you`d be surprised by the number of people who have heard of Diogenes of Sinope.
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Male 2,422
They got the wrong Philosopher. Socrates never claimed to know the truth or that he was right. No the real philosopher-hipster is Diogenes, the original Cynic who lived in a tub and was a total ass to everybody. But you`ve probably never heard of him...
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Male 37,888

My neighbors are hipsters.
I thought their dog was peeing on the carpet but it turned out that`s how they smell.
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Male 1,595
@Fatninja01

That`s a good point.
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Male 25,416
Not sure what to say, so heres a picture of thor
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Male 149
you know how i know freddyferret is a hipster... cause he thinks hes too good for something and hes promoting something youve probably never heard of
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Male 101
@ieatbunnies

Perhaps that`s what the Yuppie stage was. They`re totally post-that now.
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Female 117
Ha, somehow I knew the cynical music would be something I know and love.
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Male 101
I`m really loving these.
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Male 11,740
Lionel Ritchie ftw! PBR sucks, I`m too hip to drink that piss.

If you don`t like Pomplamoose, you just don`t get it man.
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Female 2,927
they ruined a beer?!! unforgivable!! even if its a crappy beer its monstrous to ruin any beer for mass consumption. for shaaaaaaammmmeeee!!!!
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Male 880
Will hipsters start acting and dressing very conservatively in order to be ironic about being/acting/dressing hipster?
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Male 2,670
I first saw this video in a little cafe just off Rue Tisserand.

That`s in France.
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Male 36,335
That was fun! I just knew hippies were to blame, somehow, for this mess...
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Male 20
Did anyone else notice Sibelius Op. 26 playing toward the end? You`ve probably never heard of it.
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Male 270
Now we need the moronic Xian version of how the Hipster was created since evolution is part of the devils plan to deceive humanity!
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Male 224
I`m so retro I`m ironic.
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Female 1,008
Ah very informative. I love those little drawings, especially the beatnik.

Also I really don`t like pomplamoose.
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Male 1,629
so thats how it happend
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Male 18
Link: Evolution of the Hipster [Rate Link] - Using a process that`s totally scientific, two puppets explain exactly why we`ve been overrun by hipsters.
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