Every Superhero Has Mommy And Daddy Issues [Pic]

Submitted by: 3MM@ 5 years ago Entertainment

To the point where"s a cliche now.
There are 39 comments:
Male 102
@ taylor stone: *faceplam*

Dude, it`s a joke from Stand By Me (or as The Body in novella form writen by Stephen King).

As quoted by Teddy in the film: Boy, you don`t know nothing! Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman`s a real guy. There`s no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.
0
Reply
Male 2,688
"Goku is just an anime. Superman`s a real guy!"

*facepalm*
0
Reply
Male 757
tkd: virus deosnt count as superman wouldnt be able to use that to his advantage (really), besides, if given notice about the fight, goku would have literally thousands of years to prepare while superman seems to age normally with now way around it. PLUS if needed, goku has friends just as powerful (fudgein majin buu), superman has 0 canon friends.
0
Reply
Male 1,610
[quote]Who wins in a fight? Goku or Superman?[/quote]

That`s easy. Superman. Goku is just an anime. Superman`s a real guy!
0
Reply
Male 15,510
Nothing new here
0
Reply
Male 4,793
Plus, goku doesn`t have a cryptonite. Other than that pesky heart virus that he acquired in the android saga i guess...
0
Reply
Male 4,793
"Who wins in a fight? Goku or Superman? Guess we`ll never know. "

Goku. Because if Goku really wanted to win at absolutely any cost, he`d destroy the sun, then superman is regularman, then goku just pushes his finger through regularman`s skull, eashy peashy.
0
Reply
Male 741
Thanks, I hadn`t seen this. I <3 this repost
0
Reply
Male 600
Read the comics. Don`t go by the Origins movie.
0
Reply
Male 718
I dont remember wolverine killing his mother? i know he stabbed his father... not knowing of course
0
Reply
Male 179
Who wins in a fight? Goku or Superman? Guess we`ll never know.
0
Reply
Male 2,586
"Dead parents + cape = superhero. Basic math"

Doesn`t that just make dead parents in a cape?!

0
Reply
Male 694
Batman > everything else
0
Reply
Female 97
Hey...Ichigo, Naruto and Goku are all on here, but where`s Ed and Al? Their dad left and then they transmuted their mom. I think they have major parent issues too...
0
Reply
Male 3,482
This is actually a pretty good re-post. I enjoyed it the first time around, and I`m still laughing the second.

So... I`m okay with this.
0
Reply
Female 1,134
Ruffiana, goku didn`t have a cape and hes a mega hero i mean he did not save one planet he saved a lot of planets and help his friends from the dead plus he even brought the guardian of earth kami back to life and protected other guardians too!! and he even died for the people on earth! c`mon how bad ass is that!
(sorry i could just ramble on...i like db,dbz.... :\ )
0
Reply
Male 506
Dead parents + cape = superhero. Basic math.
0
Reply
Male 324
I hadn`t seen this, so thanks for the repost!
0
Reply
Female 173
repost againnnn
0
Reply
Male 2,790
this has been posted...re-posted...
0
Reply
Male 36,437
Soooo reposted!

I think I`ll go re-submit my suggestion about my Calico Cat... better than recent reposts, eh?
0
Reply
Male 911
@Fatninja01 well im not sure if the comics were the same as the movie, but in the movie his parents were killed at the vacation home along with his family.
0
Reply
Male 238
repost but i still think its funny. ill take some of these repost over any new jennamarbles video any day-unless she`s naked but chances are its just here babbling.
0
Reply
Male 2,700
Repost goddamnit....,,

F UCKING STOP!!!!
0
Reply
Male 25,416
THe Punishers parents were not killed.. its his family that was killed. Failed title for the win!
0
Reply
Male 1,646
So... If i kill my parents... I BECOME A SUPERHERO!!!
0
Reply
Male 4,902
Hahahaha Batmans face!
0
Reply
Female 465
Since when is Ichigo a superhero?
0
Reply
Male 3,745
spider man (peter parker) is on here...its not as funny anymore for some reason...
0
Reply
Male 210
first time ive seen it and i think its funny. Glad it was reposted so i could enjoy it.
0
Reply
Male 37,888

whiners
0
Reply
Male 2,121
I`m sure I`m the first to say: REPOST!
0
Reply
Male 6,737
Mmmmmm repost!
0
Reply
Male 5,413
Every stupid generic anime in a nutshell.
0
Reply
Male 2,690
Reposts are cool
0
Reply
Male 361
REPOSTTTTTTT
0
Reply
Male 1,440
Im almost positive I saw this on IAB before.
0
Reply
Male 2,545
hey, they forgot re-post man!
0
Reply
Female 256
Link: Every Superhero Has Mommy And Daddy Issues [Pic] [Rate Link] - To the point where`s a cliche now.
0
Reply