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Date: 08/28/11 09:00 AM

25 Responses to Ecstasy Could Treat Cancer

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    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 9:16 am
    Link: Ecstasy Could Treat Cancer - MDMA or Chemo... I think I`m going with my gal Molly.
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    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
    635 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 9:39 am
    wonderful, now when i roll i`ll just tell people i`m fighting cancer!!
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    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 9:42 am
    It`s on a canadian website so it`s not viable
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 10:00 am
    The team found that the dose of MDMA required to treat a tumor would prove fatal, so they set about isolating the drug`s cancer-killing properties.
    ... right. Well I`ll give them a few decades to sort out the kinks and by the time I`m old enough for cancer we`ll have an awesome means of fighting it. Perfect.
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    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
    1038 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 10:06 am
    Gawd thats like using gasoline to quench your thirst..sure youre no longer thirsty... but..
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    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 10:46 am
    so ravers cant get cancer?
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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 10:54 am
    They said they were looking to modify it. Anyone else get a not-so-sneaking suspicion that what they want is ecstacy without the things that made it famous?
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    Raokin Female 18-29
    456 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 11:20 am
    I read about this elsewhere, on the BBC, I think. The effects only show up when the dosage is well past lethal. I think that`s partially why they`re chemically modifying it.
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    terracottus Male 30-39
    280 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 11:23 am
    But, but, but extacy makes baby jesus cry...?
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    Raokin Female 18-29
    456 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 11:25 am
    @LazyMe: Young children can die of cancer. There`s no such thing as "old enough for cancer".
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    There`s no such thing as "old enough for cancer".
    I was generalizing.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 2:48 pm
    sif
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    Raokin "I think that`s partially why they`re chemically modifying it.".... yup, that and so they can get a patent by saying it`s a new drug.
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    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1614 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 3:30 pm
    inb4 they discover cancer cells are also negatively affected by techno music and vics inhalers
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 4:30 pm
    At least they`re not going to be moody on the treatment.
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 4:41 pm
    woo hoo!! all this time i just thought it was awesome!! it`s even awesomer!!
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    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 5:41 pm
    Umm, Molly is just pure MDMA; which is what ecstasy was in the first place...
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    sethmccary Male 18-29
    208 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 9:15 pm
    I`m gonna go get medicated
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    Jammey Male 18-29
    239 posts
    August 29, 2011 at 3:38 am
    No cancer at the price of a wicked gurn- I think I can deal with that
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    August 29, 2011 at 7:29 am
    Doctor David Grant, scientific director of the Leukaemia and Lymphoma Research charity, which part-funded the study, said: "The prospect of being able to target blood cancer with a drug derived from ecstasy is a genuinely exciting proposition."

    I wonder why it excites him...
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    I-See-U Male 18-29
    354 posts
    August 29, 2011 at 9:06 am
    Hospitals could be fun again.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    August 29, 2011 at 9:36 am

    "Honest officer! It`s medical grade ecstacy. I have a prescription!"
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    August 29, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    "The team found that the dose of MDMA required to treat a tumor would prove fatal"

    So, setting yourself on fire would cure cancer too!
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    apedrana Male 18-29
    144 posts
    August 30, 2011 at 11:37 pm
    balls entering microwave in 5,4,3,2,1...
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    August 31, 2011 at 5:01 am
    Haha, the amount of MDMA needed to possibly treat cancer would kill you.
    Not a bad way to go.

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