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Date: 08/04/11 03:33 PM

32 Responses to Dow Tumbles 512 Points: We`re All Gonna Die!

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    orange_panty Female 18-29
    596 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 3:55 pm
    Link: Dow Tumbles 512 Points: We`re All Gonna Die! - Start converting your basement bedroom into a fallout bunker, nerds.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 4:02 pm
    Armageddon? i think not. It will sort itself out.
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 4:04 pm
    Damn you rest of world! Stop dragging our economy down with you! First the euro, and now this...
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    Sachi001 Male 30-39
    599 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 4:11 pm
    Talk about whiny b*tches. Wall Street is #1. Crap I remember when 3000 was considered a good day. That was before all you youngsters were born during the Regan Era.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36860 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 4:41 pm
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    demonveteran Male 18-29
    238 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 4:44 pm
    Im still hoping, im still hoping, im still hoping. in other news, Barack Obama is having a killer birthday party only 3 miles away from where i live, it cost over 35k to be invited, so whose down to go party with the president?
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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 4:48 pm
    Thank god I keep my savings all in sand dollars--sand dollars are still keeping their value, right?


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    Errand_boy Male 30-39
    621 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 5:19 pm
    If ONLY people died when the market crashes.
  9. Profile photo of demonveteran
    demonveteran Male 18-29
    238 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 5:32 pm
    how many of those sand dollars do we need to attend an obama birthday party?
  10. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 6:04 pm
    Errand_boy: "If ONLY people died when the market crashes."

    There`s a small delay but it will happen.
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 6:17 pm
    anybody else get the Google News homepage?
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    CRAPTANK Female 18-29
    59 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 7:10 pm
    im not making an account google, so deal with it
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    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
    1128 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 8:13 pm
    People manipulating the stock exchanges, that IS the flaw in U.S. economic policies and theyve done a damn good job at convincing the "less willing to actually learn about it" that " `Merica is always right!" or `sheep` as the "people that have actually taken the time to learn it" like to call them :P Just cause corporate america tells you to doesnt mean its good for you.
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    neojester12 Male 18-29
    141 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 8:59 pm
    Yo for real.... I`ll stab anyone who sells.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 9:03 pm
    Just cause corporate america tells you to doesnt mean its good for you.
    No sh*t sherlock. Is this news for you? A corporation exists to generate profit for itself and its shareholders. It`s an assumption you can always make and after you make it, everything becomes much more predictable.

    I would have more respect for americans if they all realized this simple and obvious fact.

    ... or are you still buying things you don`t need with money you don`t have?
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 9:44 pm
    Nice to meet you pals
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 10:48 pm
    blah blah blah, I eat what I kill
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    thejanitor86 Male 18-29
    63 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 1:23 am
    67% percent of companies are not publicly traded companies. so who cares if it drops. it will go back up like always. then all the people who freaked out can shut up again.
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    greekhop Male 30-39
    116 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 3:13 am
    When your already broke, this poo dont matter one bit.
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    Sachi001 Male 30-39
    599 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 5:32 am
    Now the panic begins in Europe and probably Asia. Pathetic MFer`s



    http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Global-stocks-tumble-after-apf-3040673760.html?x=0&sec=topStories&pos=main&asset=&ccode=
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    elkingo Male 30-39
    5480 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 5:59 am
    Somehow, someway ... liberals everywhere are blaming Bush.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 6:10 am
    PPFFSSH fools that why I have all my money in guns,ammo,tobacco,booze and bacon they`ll always hold their value.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 6:12 am
    Somehow, someway ... liberals everywhere are blaming Bush.

    And the non Americans blame us. I`ve got news for you YOUR COUNRIES ALSO TRADE STOCKS THE SAME F***ING WAY!!!!
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    tobyvictory Male 70 & Over
    406 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 6:39 am
    @elkingo: I blame Bush and all other Obama predecessors. Obama may not be handling our country to everyone`s satisfaction 100%, but none of this in any way is his fault.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 6:42 am
    Oh dear I guess we do gotta double dip on our hands.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 6:42 am
    @elkingo

    Libertarians are also blaming Bush.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 6:45 am
    Of course they`re also blaming Obama for his part.
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    thubanstar Female 50-59
    823 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 8:20 am
    Know a guy who went to school at Princeton. He said the rich kids there felt they were naturally superior to everyone. Poor people deserved to be poor. These are the people who own the companies and run the show!

    Time to go into the hills and form a commune.
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    OutWest Male 50-59
    546 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 10:29 am
    lol.... It`s not Obama`s fault?

    It`s all of their faults. Only partisan zealots like to blame the other side. For you see, if it is the fault of the other guy then they can remain in power! The rest of us be damned! Just keep my guy in power!
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    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
    1128 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 8:54 pm
    "Is this news for you?"

    Not at all, but if no one says anything then no one learns. Encouraging change :P
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 4:54 pm
    People are acting so surprised.Nobody saw this coming? Hell, it`s not even the beginning of the end. 2012 is right around the corner. Jeez, wake up.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 4:42 am
    It`s not just progressives making life harder for everyone, it`s the neocons and their control and conformist agenda as well. Both sides want us to spend money we don`t have just to make life harder for Americans in their own way. Seriously why can`t we have libertarian president? Why not a president like Ron Paul?

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