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Date: 08/05/11 02:59 PM

44 Responses to Dear Bear Grylls, What Should I Do? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    Link: Dear Bear Grylls, What Should I Do? - You see, it`s my girlfriend... we have problems sometimes...
  2. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 3:07 pm

    This makes me feel good about myself!
    So glad to be gay!
  3. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 3:07 pm
    Bear Grylls > you.
  4. Profile photo of CCMA_19
    CCMA_19 Female 18-29
    311 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    EW
  5. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 3:17 pm
    Dayum, dat`s nasty.
  6. Profile photo of mmill928
    mmill928 Female 18-29
    275 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 3:26 pm
    ugh, disgusting :(
  7. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    If I ever became a vampire, maybe. But I think that`s unlikely.
  8. Profile photo of Rawrg
    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 4:21 pm
    "This makes me feel good about myself!
    So glad to be gay!"

    Whatever. Still gotta deal with the pooper.
  9. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    blood-stache
  10. Profile photo of unclelar
    unclelar Male 50-59
    119 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 4:59 pm
    That`s from sucking off all of his crew that he has to do all the hard poo for him
  11. Profile photo of MrLill
    MrLill Male 18-29
    371 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 5:03 pm
    That`s from when he drank the blood out of a freshly killed yak, it was full of vit-a-mens and noot-trints for survival, jeez.
  12. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 5:47 pm
    Old picture is old
  13. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 5:57 pm
    lame...
  14. Profile photo of DJL
    DJL Male 30-39
    134 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 7:12 pm
    Re:MrLill. Yup, and probably full of liver-worms, tape worm cysts and whatever equivalent of rocky mountain spotted fever they have in those parts. Grylls is an entertainer, not an authority on survival, don`t listen to anything he says.
  15. Profile photo of GoFuYo
    GoFuYo Male 30-39
    60 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 7:32 pm
    Les Stroud would eat him and his girlfriend before they woke from thier power nap.
  16. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 8:30 pm
    I know I`ve posted this before, but dammit, I`ll post it again.





    Stroud >>> Grills
  17. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14626 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 8:33 pm
    Steve Irwin, Phil Harris and Bear Grylls are standing at the pearly gates and St Peter says to Steve...

    ... and then I wake up. DENIED!
  18. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 9:06 pm
    The feminist inside me says that woman are beautiful and sexy every day of the month blah blah blah... the real me says: Oh, sorry baby, I have a really bad headache. Goodnight! *rolls over*

  19. Profile photo of MrLill
    MrLill Male 18-29
    371 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 9:08 pm
    Ok,Bear>Stroud for reasons.1)Bear never burnt down his shelter because of having a fire in the shelter, like Stroud. 2)whatever Stroud eats its smaller than his hand. Anytime I see an animal on MVW,be it a crocodile,rattlesnake,anything,the next scene is showing the animal over the fire he made.3)His show may be somewhat staged, but I`ve seen Bear grylls sleep in a parachute on a cliff 50 feet up, confront an elephant, hang by his hands from a rusty chain with no support line 300 feet up, go down a tunnel only to be chased by a train out of there, give himself an enema, cliff dive into rapids, make a boat, make a house of a dead camel like star wars, eat anything, kill a rabbit by breaking its neck, bite the head off a live snake, trap a fish only to comeback with a bow an arrow made from nothing but twigs, drink elephant poo, sumerse himself in frozen water and so much more. the point is I don`t care much about the survival part of it,When will I be in siberia,he is just fun to wat
  20. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 9:45 pm
    @Angilion
    "If I ever became a vampire, maybe. But I think that`s unlikely."

    Unlikely that you will become a Vampire, or unlikely that you might?
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    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 5:09 am
    drat Bear Grills...Les Stroud can out man him anyday...and he`s Canadian too. :)
  22. Profile photo of Asuban
    Asuban Female 18-29
    107 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 5:12 am
    Grylls looks hot in this picture :3 And no, I don`t want anyone to go down on me during menstruation.
  23. Profile photo of DWebb70
    DWebb70 Male 40-49
    14 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 5:43 am
    Didn`t stop me. Girlfriend said it took some of the discomfort away during that week of the month.
  24. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 6:29 am
    It`s not what it looks like.
  25. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 6:46 am

    Rawrg-"Still gotta deal with the pooper."
    How doesn`t deal with it? You never asked your girl to take in the back door? Butt Babies don`t live so it`s risk free in that regard.

    Also, the pooper doesn`t bleed regularly and if it does I ain`t going near it!

    And then there`s the benefit that the pooper doesn`t turn him/her into a potentially homocidal maniac on a monthly basis.

    Yeah, I`ll stick with fudge packing.
    Those snatches are nasty
  26. Profile photo of Dover78
    Dover78 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 9:29 am
    Girlfriends on her period, better drink my own piss...
  27. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 10:30 am
    Bear Grylls is hott.
  28. Profile photo of NATattack
    NATattack Female 18-29
    285 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 10:54 am
    If only being on your period stopped your husband from begging for a blow job! Btw bear is HOTT!
  29. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 11:39 am

    mmmmmm Bear meat! nom nom nom
    I can`t post the ones the show everything but take my word, it`s tasty looking.




    more bear meat

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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    @NAT who`s begging?
  31. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 4:24 pm
    Do you get Ray Mears on TV over there? His perspective is that if you genuinely know what you`re doing you don`t need any of this icky stuff done for TV because you can live quite pleasantly and quite comfortably almost anywhere.

    I recently had a fascinating chat about survival in the wild with an ex-soldier who spent some time in jungles with limited resources (if you can`t carry it, you haven`t got it). I`d never choose it myself, but it was interesting listening.
  32. Profile photo of Errand_boy
    Errand_boy Male 30-39
    621 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 9:15 pm
    What can affect the cycle or regularity of a womans PMS? My penis. It ways all I had, sorry.
  33. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 10:16 pm
    Do you get Ray Mears on TV over there?
    Dunno about the US, Ang, but he is on TV in Canada sometimes. I`m paraphrasing here, because I heard this story second-hand. Apparently Ray Mears was being interviewed once and was asked something like "If you were in a survival situation and has to choose either Bear Grills or Les Stroud as a companion, who would you choose?". Ray`s answer was apparently "Well, put it this way. If it were the three of us together in a survival situation, I`d probably go out and try to rustle up something for dinner, and Les would build the shelter. I think we`d probably send Bear out to get firewood.".

    Apocryphal story maybe, but if true, it`s telling.
  34. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 11:02 pm
    I don`t go down, but it`s never stopped me from gettin` busy.
  35. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 11:16 pm
    [quote">Apocryphal story maybe, but if true, it`s telling.[/quote">

    Ray Mears has been rather disparaging about all of the TV survival presenters, especially Bear Grylls (who he described as a showman and a boy scout).

    [quote">His belief in that style of programme-making got him into trouble last year when he dubbed rival TV survivor Bear Grylls a "boy scout", for his youth and excitable presenting style. But instead of backing away from the criticism, he extends it to all his television rivals. Does he admire any current presenters of survival or outdoor programming on television? "No," he replies.[/quote">

    Article on him

    I think the story you refer to is apocryphal - he couldn`t be *that* insulting without media fallout.
  36. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 11:59 pm
    >.<
  37. Profile photo of ZsaZsaGoar
    ZsaZsaGoar Female 18-29
    144 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 3:49 am
    eeeeeeeew
  38. Profile photo of MrLill
    MrLill Male 18-29
    371 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 4:10 am
    Bear grylls flew over mt. everest in a parachute, your move survivor man.
  39. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    August 8, 2011 at 2:42 am
    hahahaaaa
  40. Profile photo of ATL1EN
    ATL1EN Male 18-29
    622 posts
    August 8, 2011 at 9:41 am
    lmao, this is great...

    @MrLill LOL, i still think survivor man is better tho. hes accually there by himself.
  41. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 1:04 am
    `Wait a minute, this isn`t urine ...`
  42. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 3:02 pm
    Lol, congrats Bear. You`ve finally overcome your "drinking piss" image to my eyes

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