Dear Bear Grylls, What Should I Do? [Pic]

Submitted by: hovalady411 5 years ago in Funny

You see, it"s my girlfriend... we have problems sometimes...
There are 44 comments:
Female 1,623
Lol, congrats Bear. You`ve finally overcome your "drinking piss" image to my eyes
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Male 2,860
`Wait a minute, this isn`t urine ...`
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Male 622
lmao, this is great...

@MrLill LOL, i still think survivor man is better tho. hes accually there by himself.
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Female 956
hahahaaaa
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Male 371
Bear grylls flew over mt. everest in a parachute, your move survivor man.
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Female 144
eeeeeeeew
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Female 5,222
>.<
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Male 12,365
[quote">Apocryphal story maybe, but if true, it`s telling.[/quote">

Ray Mears has been rather disparaging about all of the TV survival presenters, especially Bear Grylls (who he described as a showman and a boy scout).

[quote">His belief in that style of programme-making got him into trouble last year when he dubbed rival TV survivor Bear Grylls a "boy scout", for his youth and excitable presenting style. But instead of backing away from the criticism, he extends it to all his television rivals. Does he admire any current presenters of survival or outdoor programming on television? "No," he replies.[/quote">

Article on him

I think the story you refer to is apocryphal - he couldn`t be *that* insulting without media fallout.
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Male 11,740
I don`t go down, but it`s never stopped me from gettin` busy.
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Male 12,138
[quote]Do you get Ray Mears on TV over there?[/quote]
Dunno about the US, Ang, but he is on TV in Canada sometimes. I`m paraphrasing here, because I heard this story second-hand. Apparently Ray Mears was being interviewed once and was asked something like "If you were in a survival situation and has to choose either Bear Grills or Les Stroud as a companion, who would you choose?". Ray`s answer was apparently "Well, put it this way. If it were the three of us together in a survival situation, I`d probably go out and try to rustle up something for dinner, and Les would build the shelter. I think we`d probably send Bear out to get firewood.".

Apocryphal story maybe, but if true, it`s telling.
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Male 621
What can affect the cycle or regularity of a womans PMS? My penis. It ways all I had, sorry.
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Male 12,365
Do you get Ray Mears on TV over there? His perspective is that if you genuinely know what you`re doing you don`t need any of this icky stuff done for TV because you can live quite pleasantly and quite comfortably almost anywhere.

I recently had a fascinating chat about survival in the wild with an ex-soldier who spent some time in jungles with limited resources (if you can`t carry it, you haven`t got it). I`d never choose it myself, but it was interesting listening.
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Male 5,190
Also, he has nothing on Survivor Man.
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Male 5,190
He`s a fake. Nuff said.
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Male 4,902
@NAT who`s begging?
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Male 38,474

mmmmmm Bear meat! nom nom nom
I can`t post the ones the show everything but take my word, it`s tasty looking.




more bear meat

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Female 285
If only being on your period stopped your husband from begging for a blow job! Btw bear is HOTT!
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Male 1,646
Bear Grylls is hott.
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Male 224
Girlfriends on her period, better drink my own piss...
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Male 38,474

Rawrg-[quote]"Still gotta deal with the pooper." [/quote]
How doesn`t deal with it? You never asked your girl to take in the back door? Butt Babies don`t live so it`s risk free in that regard.

Also, the pooper doesn`t bleed regularly and if it does I ain`t going near it!

And then there`s the benefit that the pooper doesn`t turn him/her into a potentially homocidal maniac on a monthly basis.

Yeah, I`ll stick with fudge packing.
Those snatches are nasty
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Male 3,475
It`s not what it looks like.
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Male 14
Didn`t stop me. Girlfriend said it took some of the discomfort away during that week of the month.
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Female 107
Grylls looks hot in this picture :3 And no, I don`t want anyone to go down on me during menstruation.
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Male 792
drat Bear Grills...Les Stroud can out man him anyday...and he`s Canadian too. :)
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Male 1,920
@Angilion
"If I ever became a vampire, maybe. But I think that`s unlikely."

Unlikely that you will become a Vampire, or unlikely that you might?
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Male 371
Ok,Bear>Stroud for reasons.1)Bear never burnt down his shelter because of having a fire in the shelter, like Stroud. 2)whatever Stroud eats its smaller than his hand. Anytime I see an animal on MVW,be it a crocodile,rattlesnake,anything,the next scene is showing the animal over the fire he made.3)His show may be somewhat staged, but I`ve seen Bear grylls sleep in a parachute on a cliff 50 feet up, confront an elephant, hang by his hands from a rusty chain with no support line 300 feet up, go down a tunnel only to be chased by a train out of there, give himself an enema, cliff dive into rapids, make a boat, make a house of a dead camel like star wars, eat anything, kill a rabbit by breaking its neck, bite the head off a live snake, trap a fish only to comeback with a bow an arrow made from nothing but twigs, drink elephant poo, sumerse himself in frozen water and so much more. the point is I don`t care much about the survival part of it,When will I be in siberia,he is just fun to wat
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Female 2,674
The feminist inside me says that woman are beautiful and sexy every day of the month blah blah blah... the real me says: Oh, sorry baby, I have a really bad headache. Goodnight! *rolls over*

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Male 14,832
Steve Irwin, Phil Harris and Bear Grylls are standing at the pearly gates and St Peter says to Steve...

... and then I wake up. DENIED!
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Male 12,138
I know I`ve posted this before, but dammit, I`ll post it again.





Stroud >>> Grills
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Male 60
Les Stroud would eat him and his girlfriend before they woke from thier power nap.
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Male 134
Re:MrLill. Yup, and probably full of liver-worms, tape worm cysts and whatever equivalent of rocky mountain spotted fever they have in those parts. Grylls is an entertainer, not an authority on survival, don`t listen to anything he says.
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Male 25,416
lame...
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Male 2,619
Old picture is old
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Male 371
That`s from when he drank the blood out of a freshly killed yak, it was full of vit-a-mens and noot-trints for survival, jeez.
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Male 119
That`s from sucking off all of his crew that he has to do all the hard poo for him
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Male 2,790
blood-stache
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Male 934
"This makes me feel good about myself!
So glad to be gay!"

Whatever. Still gotta deal with the pooper.
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Male 12,365
If I ever became a vampire, maybe. But I think that`s unlikely.
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Female 275
ugh, disgusting :(
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Male 12,138
Dayum, dat`s nasty.
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Female 311
EW
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Male 6,737
Bear Grylls > you.
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Male 38,474

This makes me feel good about myself!
So glad to be gay!
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Female 1,262
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