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Date: 08/03/11 08:11 AM

70 Responses to Daddy Didn`t Hug Me #201 [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of hole_rocks89
    hole_rocks89 Female 13-17
    353 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 8:13 am
    Link: Daddy Didn`t Hug Me #201 - There are no words for this monstrosity.
  2. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 8:16 am
    hot topic employee for life
  3. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2322 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 8:17 am
    I hear he`s still upset over losing his job at the day care center.
  4. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 8:18 am
    Ouch.
  5. Profile photo of burbclaver
    burbclaver Male 50-59
    878 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 8:18 am
    May as well just kill himself now
  6. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 8:22 am
    His face looks like a crimescene
  7. Profile photo of Mister_C
    Mister_C Male 18-29
    663 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 8:22 am
    It`s a cross between "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!" and "I don`t want to ever be accepted by society, or given a job"
  8. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 8:36 am
    drat thats grotesque...
  9. Profile photo of birdawg68
    birdawg68 Male 40-49
    133 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 8:44 am
    I will never understand why people do that to themselves. They never stop to consider the ramifications of their actions. Especially if they want a job when they grow up. Does anybody know if this would ever heal after he came down from whatever he is on?
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36660 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 8:45 am

    Here we see a rather common specimen, the male Scank in it`s natural environment. Notice the discolored skin, hair and platelettes. The male Scank will often distort or distend various bits of his body. This is done for 2 reasons.

    The first is, realizing he will never be an Alpha Male, the Scank attempts to show disdain for acceptance within the pack in an effort to convince the pack that he is actually so cool they need him. This tactic only works in small, exogamicly challenged groups.

    The second reason is to attract a mate. While on the surface he is hideous, this mating ritual works rather well as the female Scank is not very fussy and will spread her legs easier than paint.

    Scanks can be found breeding unchecked on 5 continents. See also `Douchebags`, `Hosers`, and `F uckwits`.
  11. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 8:48 am
    "I am not an animal. I am a human being!"

    Joseph Merrick didn`t have any say in the matter; this person did. Still, this is the phrase that came to mind.
  12. Profile photo of trickroom
    trickroom Male 18-29
    286 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 8:48 am
    holy mother drat
  13. Profile photo of watchman1985
    watchman1985 Male 18-29
    43 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 8:53 am
    His grandma must be so proud of him
  14. Profile photo of ZiggZagg
    ZiggZagg Male 13-17
    243 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 8:55 am
    @Gerry1of1 I hope I write like you when I grow up.
  15. Profile photo of imnakdjumpme
    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 8:57 am
    its scary when the worst part about him isnt that hair
  16. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7559 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 8:57 am
    I don`t mind most piercings or bodymods. That one is ugly and looks inconvenient, I dislike it! Still- if it makes him happy.
  17. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 8:58 am
    Gerry101 wins yet again
  18. Profile photo of survivalist
    survivalist Male 18-29
    32 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 9:00 am


    ya, its about right
  19. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 9:03 am
    Correct term is Skank. Damn americans and your weird spellings.
  20. Profile photo of mitha
    mitha Male 18-29
    269 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 9:04 am
    madduck he doesnt look happy to me xD

    reminds me of a stormtrooper somehow -.-
  21. Profile photo of Jammey
    Jammey Male 18-29
    239 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 9:29 am

  22. Profile photo of unclelar
    unclelar Male 50-59
    119 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 9:52 am
    Got to be as dumb as a brain damaged rock.What he hell will it look like in 15 or 20 yrs.
  23. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 9:55 am
    gerry wins yet again.

    and to the pictured male, welcome to the world of the permanently unemployed and broke.
  24. Profile photo of cenas
    cenas Male 18-29
    7 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 9:57 am
    i wonder where he works!
  25. Profile photo of gojamesgo
    gojamesgo Male 18-29
    107 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 10:05 am
    his mouth must sound like a flapping vagina when he talks. haha
  26. Profile photo of rockduck
    rockduck Male 18-29
    49 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 10:12 am
    I don`t understand! Why do people do this?? I can understand piercings and sometimes tatoos but....These gauge things WHY!?!
  27. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 10:58 am
    I can understand certain body mods... but this isn`t even aesthetically appealing.
  28. Profile photo of BigDaddyJeff
    BigDaddyJeff Male 40-49
    368 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 10:58 am
    Absolutely disgusting.

    Gerry,that is f`ing hilarious!
  29. Profile photo of spanerbulb
    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 11:04 am
    He has issues, I imagine he was bummed as a child.
  30. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 11:11 am
    Was his daddy Satan?
  31. Profile photo of rogue_knight
    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 11:20 am
    He`s an x hockey player that suffered a tragic accident during practice. His mask fell off during shooting practice and two pucks were embedded in his cheeks. Cheeky bastard, now he`s all pucked up! He then became a diabetic so now carries Oreos around in his earlobes for emergencies.
  32. Profile photo of Elegy
    Elegy Male 13-17
    155 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 11:53 am
    where`s the undo button O_O
  33. Profile photo of spor
    spor Male 18-29
    11 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 12:22 pm
    how does he speak!?
  34. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36660 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 12:30 pm

    spor "how does he speak!?"
    What could he possibly have to say?
  35. Profile photo of Dover78
    Dover78 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 12:32 pm
    White people...
  36. Profile photo of grapehead
    grapehead Male 18-29
    408 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 12:47 pm
    stupid people...
  37. Profile photo of GasMaskKid
    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    rogue_knight`s "cheeky bastard, now he`s all pucked up!" had me in tears.
  38. Profile photo of KAKABAKA
    KAKABAKA Male 30-39
    402 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 1:15 pm
    dude,that guy must get ALL the bitches
  39. Profile photo of captaindan
    captaindan Male 40-49
    47 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    Quick, kill it!
  40. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    If it bleeds, we can kill it
  41. Profile photo of Stardust6702
    Stardust6702 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 1:33 pm
    He must be handy when his friends loose a puck during the hockey game.
  42. Profile photo of chenzerino
    chenzerino Male 50-59
    12 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    I see why daddy didn`t hug him.
  43. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 1:58 pm
    ALmost looks like preditor.
  44. Profile photo of erikthevikin
    erikthevikin Male 30-39
    757 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 2:01 pm
    I"d like to punch him in face to see what happens.
  45. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 2:02 pm
    How does he eat?
  46. Profile photo of METALLICAROX
    METALLICAROX Male 18-29
    324 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    Looks like the cowardly lion without all the hair.
  47. Profile photo of SethDog
    SethDog Male 18-29
    768 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    @freddyferret - He doesn`t eat durgh!! Eating is way too mainstream for a hardcore motherfarker like him!
  48. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36660 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 2:39 pm

    I want to hit him in the face with a stick and play him like a Drum Hero
  49. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 2:48 pm
    Seen that befoe, that a tube.
  50. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 3:19 pm
    they pay him to be a target for arrows at the shooting range
  51. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 3:44 pm
    Can it...

    Can it talk?
  52. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 3:44 pm
    part of me really wants to rip out one of those disks.
  53. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 4:15 pm
    He`s so unique :-/
  54. Profile photo of ledzeppeloyd
    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 4:28 pm
    woah everybody look at this guy hes way rebelious =/
  55. Profile photo of muffalletta
    muffalletta Male 18-29
    543 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 5:20 pm
    why
  56. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    Well, if he ever develops an eating disorder he`s got 3 holes to eat with now
  57. Profile photo of boredyeti
    boredyeti Male 13-17
    16 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 5:52 pm
    i want pics of him in 50 years.
  58. Profile photo of JDplaysFF
    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 7:10 pm
    Omg!! First contact! This is amazing!
  59. Profile photo of Morganthehun
    Morganthehun Male 18-29
    5 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 7:54 pm
    Bahahahahahaha
  60. Profile photo of Errand_boy
    Errand_boy Male 30-39
    621 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 8:01 pm
    Sir? Rob Zombie would bitch slap you! Take the shirt off, NOW! WAIT! Nevermind, just leave.
  61. Profile photo of x13purplesta
    x13purplesta Female 30-39
    235 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 8:43 pm
    How...what...I mean he can`t ever remove that can he? I guess some kind of surgery to put his face back together if he comes to his senses...this just makes me sad.
  62. Profile photo of whocares3725
    whocares3725 Male 18-29
    310 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 9:32 pm
    I dunno why but he reminded me of predator.

  63. Profile photo of Chaosmaster
    Chaosmaster Male 30-39
    234 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 9:46 pm
    I see goatsee everywhere.
  64. Profile photo of Rheaonon
    Rheaonon Male 18-29
    363 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 9:50 pm
    he actually had his cheeks closed up, it was interfering with his whole mouth and nasal passage. Looks fairly normal now and is a lot more mature than half the people on this site.
  65. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 10:47 pm
    More like "My mommy didn`t abort me"
  66. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 4:45 am
    @Rheaonon~ Sure...Sure. That`s called "cutting off your nose to site your face" and that is normal. You fu cki ng re tard!
  67. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 6:37 am
    Old repost is old.
  68. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3236 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 12:57 pm
    Hey buddy, why the long face?
  69. Profile photo of Kickan
    Kickan Male 18-29
    243 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 9:59 am
    He looks alot like the predator.
  70. Profile photo of queenspatula
    queenspatula Female 18-29
    5 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 5:51 pm
    what ungodly thing will happen should this beast decide to sneeze? THE HORROR!

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