Daddy Didn`t Hug Me #201 [Pic]

Submitted by: hole_rocks89 5 years ago in Weird

There are no words for this monstrosity.
There are 70 comments:
Female 5
what ungodly thing will happen should this beast decide to sneeze? THE HORROR!
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Male 243
He looks alot like the predator.
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Male 3,463
Hey buddy, why the long face?
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Male 2,619
Old repost is old.
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Male 3,475
@Rheaonon~ Sure...Sure. That`s called "cutting off your nose to site your face" and that is normal. You fu cki ng re tard!
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Male 967
More like "My mommy didn`t abort me"
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Male 363
he actually had his cheeks closed up, it was interfering with his whole mouth and nasal passage. Looks fairly normal now and is a lot more mature than half the people on this site.
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Male 234
I see goatsee everywhere.
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Male 310
I dunno why but he reminded me of predator.

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Female 235
How...what...I mean he can`t ever remove that can he? I guess some kind of surgery to put his face back together if he comes to his senses...this just makes me sad.
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Male 621
Sir? Rob Zombie would bitch slap you! Take the shirt off, NOW! WAIT! Nevermind, just leave.
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Male 5
Bahahahahahaha
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Male 625
Omg!! First contact! This is amazing!
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Male 16
i want pics of him in 50 years.
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Male 1,918
Well, if he ever develops an eating disorder he`s got 3 holes to eat with now
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Male 543
why
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Male 2,384
woah everybody look at this guy hes way rebelious =/
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Male 4,902
He`s so unique :-/
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Female 1,798
part of me really wants to rip out one of those disks.
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Male 1,595
Can it...

Can it talk?
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Male 2,790
they pay him to be a target for arrows at the shooting range
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Male 6,737
Seen that befoe, that a tube.
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Male 38,511

I want to hit him in the face with a stick and play him like a Drum Hero
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Male 768
@freddyferret - He doesn`t eat durgh!! Eating is way too mainstream for a hardcore motherfarker like him!
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Male 324
Looks like the cowardly lion without all the hair.
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Male 11,740
How does he eat?
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Male 757
I"d like to punch him in face to see what happens.
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Male 25,416
ALmost looks like preditor.
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Male 12
I see why daddy didn`t hug him.
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Male 165
He must be handy when his friends loose a puck during the hockey game.
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Male 417
If it bleeds, we can kill it
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Male 47
Quick, kill it!
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Male 402
dude,that guy must get ALL the bitches
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Male 694
rogue_knight`s "cheeky bastard, now he`s all pucked up!" had me in tears.
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Male 408
stupid people...
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Male 224
White people...
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Male 38,511

spor [quote]"how does he speak!?" [/quote]
What could he possibly have to say?
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Male 11
how does he speak!?
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Male 155
where`s the undo button O_O
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Male 868
He`s an x hockey player that suffered a tragic accident during practice. His mask fell off during shooting practice and two pucks were embedded in his cheeks. Cheeky bastard, now he`s all pucked up! He then became a diabetic so now carries Oreos around in his earlobes for emergencies.
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Male 15,510
Was his daddy Satan?
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Male 1,243
He has issues, I imagine he was bummed as a child.
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Male 368
Absolutely disgusting.

Gerry,that is f`ing hilarious!
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Male 3,894
I can understand certain body mods... but this isn`t even aesthetically appealing.
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Male 49
I don`t understand! Why do people do this?? I can understand piercings and sometimes tatoos but....These gauge things WHY!?!
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Male 107
his mouth must sound like a flapping vagina when he talks. haha
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Male 7
i wonder where he works!
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Female 4,086
gerry wins yet again.

and to the pictured male, welcome to the world of the permanently unemployed and broke.
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Male 119
Got to be as dumb as a brain damaged rock.What he hell will it look like in 15 or 20 yrs.
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Male 239

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Male 269
madduck he doesnt look happy to me xD

reminds me of a stormtrooper somehow -.-
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Male 3,285
Correct term is Skank. Damn americans and your weird spellings.
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Male 32


ya, its about right
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Male 2,344
Gerry101 wins yet again
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Female 7,867
I don`t mind most piercings or bodymods. That one is ugly and looks inconvenient, I dislike it! Still- if it makes him happy.
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Male 598
its scary when the worst part about him isnt that hair
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Male 243
@Gerry1of1 I hope I write like you when I grow up.
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Male 43
His grandma must be so proud of him
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Male 286
holy mother drat
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Male 1,287
"I am not an animal. I am a human being!"

Joseph Merrick didn`t have any say in the matter; this person did. Still, this is the phrase that came to mind.
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Male 38,511

Here we see a rather common specimen, the male Scank in it`s natural environment. Notice the discolored skin, hair and platelettes. The male Scank will often distort or distend various bits of his body. This is done for 2 reasons.

The first is, realizing he will never be an Alpha Male, the Scank attempts to show disdain for acceptance within the pack in an effort to convince the pack that he is actually so cool they need him. This tactic only works in small, exogamicly challenged groups.

The second reason is to attract a mate. While on the surface he is hideous, this mating ritual works rather well as the female Scank is not very fussy and will spread her legs easier than paint.

Scanks can be found breeding unchecked on 5 continents. See also `Douchebags`, `Hosers`, and `F uckwits`.
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Male 133
I will never understand why people do that to themselves. They never stop to consider the ramifications of their actions. Especially if they want a job when they grow up. Does anybody know if this would ever heal after he came down from whatever he is on?
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Male 3,745
drat thats grotesque...
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Male 663
It`s a cross between "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!" and "I don`t want to ever be accepted by society, or given a job"
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Male 2,332
His face looks like a crimescene
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Male 878
May as well just kill himself now
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Male 6,694
Ouch.
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Male 2,670
I hear he`s still upset over losing his job at the day care center.
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Male 5,314
hot topic employee for life
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Female 353
Link: Daddy Didn`t Hug Me #201 [Pic] [Rate Link] - There are no words for this monstrosity.
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