Creepy Skydive Instructor Is Creepy [Pic]

Submitted by: SaintPatty 5 years ago Funny

And this is why I"ll never take my girlfriend skydiving... ever.
There are 34 comments:
Male 25,416
lol
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Male 621
@ Nyan: LOL! Truly winning!
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Male 1,540
She is getting much too in to it.
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Female 4,086
at least she seems extremely pleased with his services.....
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Male 953
LOL ... I know that place it`s down the street from me... Glad he wasn`t the one I jumped with :) You stay Classy SkyDive CT :P
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Male 1,540
She is getting much too in to it.
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Female 99
I think she looks creepier than him
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Male 15,510
@agentsmith41

Nice to see you around, Captain Obvious!
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Male 103
*Insert pun about picking up chicks*
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Male 144
Agentsmith41, Really? are you sure?? cos I swear, we all thought he was trying to penetrate her spinal column....
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Male 192
"yeaaaah just like this bby"
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Male 12,138
Nyan clearly has magical powers. What the hell?
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Male 621
Old man nipples on my back, NO THANK YOU! Although that would be a good reason to jump out of a plane.
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Male 27
For the record, all he`s doing is teaching the student how they`re going to exit the plane and what body position she needs to have for a good skydive. They do this on the ground so the student knows what to expect when they`re about to exit the airplane
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Male 183
Old boy got game, yo!
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Male 3,472
"Strike a pose,"
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Male 3,472
He is not being creepy. The caption author was upset that the student likes being manhandled by an older man with no shirt and the way the straps feel on her lady parts.
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Male 2,790
is being shirtless necessary?
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Male 3,425
She appears to be the one enjoying it.

Although the shirtlessness is a bit weird.
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Female 191
Dad of the year award contender maybe?
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Male 3,894
There`s penetration there.
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Male 6,737
She seems to be enjoying herself.
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Male 11
she is enjoying that waaay to much
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Male 769
The next photo shows the actual instructor chasing off the strange bloke with a bat.
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Female 117
I always get a loopy, smiley look on my face in awkward situations, maybe she`s the same way.
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Male 439
WWHHHEEEEE! her ankles are really skinny.
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Male 37,888

skydiving?

I thought she was in the sling backwards
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Female 173
O.o

I agree, that chick`s face is just wrong.
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Male 688
I have quite a few jumps under my belt and I don`t think I`ve ever quite seen this maneuver before.
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Male 518
I am jumping out of a drating plane! He can do whatever he wants.
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Male 1,931
She`s enjoying it more than he is.
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Male 1,216
He`s not creepy, she is just enjoying it way too much.
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Female 3,727
Well, he looks like he`s getting the job done...

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Male 970
Link: Creepy Skydive Instructor Is Creepy [Pic] [Rate Link] - And this is why I`ll never take my girlfriend skydiving... ever.
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