Craigslist Sale: 1 Used Mattress, Pt. 2 [Pic]

Submitted by: Bunny_Killer 5 years ago in Weird

Dear perspective buyers: Please read the PS... always read the PS.
There are 62 comments:
Male 479
you had me at "bastion of comfort".
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Female 432
Ewwwww!!!!!! Wonder if someone actually bought it...
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Male 185
i suppose nothing is illegal on craigs list
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Male 231
flip the mattress job done
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Male 3,745
only $500? id buy it and if anything just cut that bit out/off of the bed :|
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Male 41
I wonder if I know the person selling this....
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Male 2,737
OMFG!!!!LMFAO @ TKD Master!!!!!!
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Female 4,359
oh lord.
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Female 21
[email protected] Master...
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Male 16
Win.
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Male 3,059
Am I the only one here who thinks this is just another Craigslist troll?
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Male 4,793
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IT`S PROSPECTIVE, NOT PERSPECTIVE! >.< "

Really? THAT is what bothered you? Not the heart shaped vagina-blood stain?
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Male 621
Good lord..
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Male 842
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IT`S PROSPECTIVE, NOT PERSPECTIVE! >.<
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Male 239
EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 2,860
I spat my drink out when I got to the PS. Really.

@beternal - the things have different layers, you can`t turn them over.
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Male 718
A....good luck stain? o_o heart shaped design? this guy is REALLY trying hahahaha
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Male 2,586
I don`t know these things... can you just turn them upside down?!
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Male 2,513
wow
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Female 1,356
$500!? Just donate it to charity.
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Male 105
"Heart Shaped Design"
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Male 151
@lordastral
"a fairly good price for a tempurpedic mattress though."
I know right? I was shopping around and those things are almost 2,000 or something like that. A real bargain considering
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Male 45
meh, its just a bloodstain. a fairly good price for a tempurpedic mattress though.
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Female 515
afterbirth...lol
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Female 512
Nothing says classy like placenta stains on your mattress. Heck...how does one even *get* heart-shaped placenta stains on your mattress? A. Placentas are not heart shaped. B. If you`re giving birth on the mattress, you normally put down a rubber sheet because there`s a heck of a lot more blood than that. And if you`re wanting to remember your baby`s homebirth with a placenta print...surely doing it on something other than the *bed* would be a much easier, sanitary & visible option? Damn hipsters & their craftard shennanigans...
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Female 173
:x
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Male 79
stains on mattresses happens.... but.... but... how could one sleep on that without thinking about the big heart shaped blob??? If there I had the choice of sleeping on this thing or on the floor, I would choose the floor. Really.
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Male 543
wow
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Male 26
Jesus and I thought people in my town were classier than that. That ad belongs in Oak Cliff.
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Male 10,855
My home town hehe.
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Male 2,790
...eww...
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Male 766
mmmmmm placenta . . . yummy!
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Male 2,700
At least they wernt some Gypsys that ATE the placenta....thats just plain f ucking gross.
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Male 483
All Hail PS! The Acronym for Period Stain!
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Male 1,239
I`d take it. Put on of thos waterproof mattress liners on it and gtg
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Male 25,416
Well... somepeople will buy this because they would believe it would give them good luck with creating a baby of their own
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Male 633
Sentimental mattress, my mattress from high school should be sentimental as well!
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Male 688
You may forget that the stain is there but the foam never will - memory foam!
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Female 41
What`s up with all the Regretsy posts without credit lately?
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Male 4,902
That is f*cking disgusting
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Male 1,440
what a waste of a good mattress.
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Male 14,332
@greenbasterd

Hmmm does it suck anything else?
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Male 5,094
Madest... and Crackr... AGREEING?

`Scuse me, I gotta go stockpile food.
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Male 3,061
i used to work at a mattress store delivering these beasts. all or most mattresses made nowadays are made to sleep on one side.
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Male 2,376
foam sucks you soul out of your body..... true story
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Female 106
Oh, that`s just gross. Didn`t she think of putting a mattress cover before deciding to give birth on it?
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Male 1,832
"Why not just flip it over?"

They probably took a poo on the other side.
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Male 38,462

Stained? Don`t worry.
Nothing really matress.....




O.O


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Male 302
Why not just flip it over?
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Male 38,462



mmmmmm cucumber !!!!!!
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Male 126
Oops, It seems I`ve made a mess on the bed with my jelly samwhich.
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Male 621
ew ew ew EWWWWWWWW! :(
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Male 1,312
Ugh, is that even legal?
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Male 794
at least its close to the description of the stain shape.........
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Male 51
When I read the words "afterbirth stains" I scrolled down.

Why oh why did I scroll down?
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Male 17,512
Madest: First thing you and I agree on in quite awhile.
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Male 141
I saw this when I was eating dinner, and I almost threw up.
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Male 7,378
This makes me want to vomit like Jerry Buell seeing two men kiss.
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Male 6,737
lmao very romantic
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Male 17
That must have been one comfortable birthing.
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Male 29
dead link bro
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Male 82
Link: Craigslist Sale: 1 Used Mattress, Pt. 2 [Pic] [Rate Link] - Dear perspective buyers: Please read the PS... always read the PS.
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