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Date: 08/24/11 11:44 AM

63 Responses to Craigslist Sale: 1 Used Mattress, Pt. 2 [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Bunny_Killer
    Bunny_Killer Male 13-17
    82 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 11:12 am
    Link: Craigslist Sale: 1 Used Mattress, Pt. 2 - Dear perspective buyers: Please read the PS... always read the PS.
  2. Profile photo of troubadour89
    troubadour89 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 11:18 am
    dead link bro
  3. Profile photo of DrAtlas
    DrAtlas Male 18-29
    17 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 11:19 am
    That must have been one comfortable birthing.
  4. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 11:19 am
    lmao very romantic
  5. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 11:55 am
    This makes me want to vomit like Jerry Buell seeing two men kiss.
  6. Profile photo of onoffonoffon
    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2353 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    If it`s ok to have blood stains why didn`t they just keep the mattress?
  7. Profile photo of neojester12
    neojester12 Male 18-29
    141 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    I saw this when I was eating dinner, and I almost threw up.
  8. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 12:14 pm
    Madest: First thing you and I agree on in quite awhile.
  9. Profile photo of Matti_Lepalm
    Matti_Lepalm Male 18-29
    51 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    When I read the words "afterbirth stains" I scrolled down.

    Why oh why did I scroll down?
  10. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    at least its close to the description of the stain shape.........
  11. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    Ugh, is that even legal?
  12. Profile photo of KtySpix
    KtySpix Male 18-29
    621 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    ew ew ew EWWWWWWWW! :(
  13. Profile photo of Wellzee
    Wellzee Male 18-29
    126 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 12:38 pm
    Oops, It seems I`ve made a mess on the bed with my jelly samwhich.
  14. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36691 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 12:38 pm



    mmmmmm cucumber !!!!!!
  15. Profile photo of Molehouse
    Molehouse Male 13-17
    303 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    Why not just flip it over?
  16. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36691 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 12:43 pm

    Stained? Don`t worry.
    Nothing really matress.....




    O.O


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  17. Profile photo of diylobotomy
    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    "Why not just flip it over?"

    They probably took a poo on the other side.
  18. Profile photo of Fazerella
    Fazerella Female 13-17
    106 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    Oh, that`s just gross. Didn`t she think of putting a mattress cover before deciding to give birth on it?
  19. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    foam sucks you soul out of your body..... true story
  20. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    i used to work at a mattress store delivering these beasts. all or most mattresses made nowadays are made to sleep on one side.
  21. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 1:31 pm
    Madest... and Crackr... AGREEING?

    `Scuse me, I gotta go stockpile food.
  22. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 1:41 pm
    @greenbasterd

    Hmmm does it suck anything else?
  23. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 2:06 pm
    what a waste of a good mattress.
  24. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    That is f*cking disgusting
  25. Profile photo of cxherry
    cxherry Female 18-29
    41 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 2:47 pm
    What`s up with all the Regretsy posts without credit lately?
  26. Profile photo of Klamz
    Klamz Male 18-29
    689 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 2:58 pm
    You may forget that the stain is there but the foam never will - memory foam!
  27. Profile photo of ledgehead
    ledgehead Male 40-49
    633 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 3:05 pm
    Sentimental mattress, my mattress from high school should be sentimental as well!
  28. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 3:08 pm
    Well... somepeople will buy this because they would believe it would give them good luck with creating a baby of their own
  29. Profile photo of PinkRhoid
    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 3:13 pm
    I`d take it. Put on of thos waterproof mattress liners on it and gtg
  30. Profile photo of TwoEyezBlind
    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    All Hail PS! The Acronym for Period Stain!
  31. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 3:54 pm
    At least they wernt some Gypsys that ATE the placenta....thats just plain f ucking gross.
  32. Profile photo of photomstr
    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    mmmmmm placenta . . . yummy!
  33. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 4:12 pm
    ...eww...
  34. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 4:13 pm
    My home town hehe.
  35. Profile photo of mil578
    mil578 Male 30-39
    26 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 4:31 pm
    Jesus and I thought people in my town were classier than that. That ad belongs in Oak Cliff.
  36. Profile photo of muffalletta
    muffalletta Male 18-29
    543 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 4:33 pm
    wow
  37. Profile photo of lordfoobar
    lordfoobar Male 30-39
    79 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 4:51 pm
    stains on mattresses happens.... but.... but... how could one sleep on that without thinking about the big heart shaped blob??? If there I had the choice of sleeping on this thing or on the floor, I would choose the floor. Really.
  38. Profile photo of SamiSpider
    SamiSpider Female 18-29
    173 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 5:15 pm
    :x
  39. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 5:40 pm
    Nothing says classy like placenta stains on your mattress. Heck...how does one even *get* heart-shaped placenta stains on your mattress? A. Placentas are not heart shaped. B. If you`re giving birth on the mattress, you normally put down a rubber sheet because there`s a heck of a lot more blood than that. And if you`re wanting to remember your baby`s homebirth with a placenta print...surely doing it on something other than the *bed* would be a much easier, sanitary & visible option? Damn hipsters & their craftard shennanigans...
  40. Profile photo of FeelTheRide
    FeelTheRide Female 18-29
    515 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    afterbirth...lol
  41. Profile photo of lordastral
    lordastral Male 30-39
    45 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 6:41 pm
    meh, its just a bloodstain. a fairly good price for a tempurpedic mattress though.
  42. Profile photo of Deepeyes
    Deepeyes Male 18-29
    151 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 6:56 pm
    @lordastral
    "a fairly good price for a tempurpedic mattress though."
    I know right? I was shopping around and those things are almost 2,000 or something like that. A real bargain considering
  43. Profile photo of supersai20
    supersai20 Male 13-17
    105 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 7:12 pm
    "Heart Shaped Design"
  44. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 7:21 pm
    $500!? Just donate it to charity.
  45. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 9:36 pm
    wow
  46. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    August 24, 2011 at 11:48 pm
    I don`t know these things... can you just turn them upside down?!
  47. Profile photo of Fleaman1797
    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 12:00 am
    A....good luck stain? o_o heart shaped design? this guy is REALLY trying hahahaha
  48. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 1:14 am
    I spat my drink out when I got to the PS. Really.

    @beternal - the things have different layers, you can`t turn them over.
  49. Profile photo of andynaylor
    andynaylor Male 18-29
    239 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 1:41 am
    EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  50. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 3:39 am
    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IT`S PROSPECTIVE, NOT PERSPECTIVE! >.<
  51. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 4:23 am
    Good lord..
  52. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 7:57 am
    "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IT`S PROSPECTIVE, NOT PERSPECTIVE! >.< "

    Really? THAT is what bothered you? Not the heart shaped vagina-blood stain?
  53. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 8:19 am
    Am I the only one here who thinks this is just another Craigslist troll?
  54. Profile photo of boredyeti
    boredyeti Male 13-17
    16 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    Win.
  55. Profile photo of cbax819
    cbax819 Female 40-49
    21 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 8:48 pm
    [email protected] Master...
  56. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 12:12 am
    oh lord.
  57. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 2:47 am
    OMFG!!!!LMFAO @ TKD Master!!!!!!
  58. Profile photo of MercuryCrest
    MercuryCrest Male 18-29
    41 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 5:58 am
    I wonder if I know the person selling this....
  59. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 6:57 am
    only $500? id buy it and if anything just cut that bit out/off of the bed :|
  60. Profile photo of flyducks
    flyducks Male 13-17
    231 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 11:42 am
    flip the mattress job done
  61. Profile photo of asurazero
    asurazero Male 18-29
    185 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 10:15 pm
    i suppose nothing is illegal on craigs list
  62. Profile photo of kimberly163
    kimberly163 Female 18-29
    432 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 8:54 pm
    Ewwwww!!!!!! Wonder if someone actually bought it...
  63. Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    September 2, 2011 at 9:42 am
    you had me at "bastion of comfort".

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